>buy an add
i think thats why they are here, anon. if people arent being paid off then jannies would love purging threads. a hall monitor is what they are, after all and if you werent as new of a homosexual as you are, youd know the lay of the land. understanding the slightest infraction will get you mollywhopped into having to peruse other boards. yuck. anyway enough from me, hows anon?
She Hulk was a dumb show >end of first episode main villain who is also a popular figurehead in the show's universe attacks She-Hulk and tries to kill a jury >nothing ever happens to her
Anyone else notice this. I made the mistake of asking this on reddit and was told she did nothing wrong. Yes she broke into a courthouse, interrupted a case, started a fight, was breaking shit but she threw a bench next to jurors not at them so it was ok
>Yes they broke into Congress, interrupted a vote certification, started a riot, were breaking shit but he put his boots on Nancy Pelosi's desk instead of on her throat so it was ok
I gave it no chance. Went in expecting to hate it like I do with all Disneyslop. It was fine.
Most comics accurate project the MCU has ever made and their best piece of content since Iron Man 1.
dude. its a she hulk show
remember the original cartoon?
where she was being catcalled and all the episodes were about how she is sexy and everything was funny?
what do you want? a brooding serious show like batman?
its fricking she hulk...its hulk but a woman.
of course she is going to be cringy and autistic.
or it wouldnt be funny.
Sadly, Bruce has the same reaction you do, and Jen just immediately de-Hulks and says "No, I Hulked out on purpose to show you how in control of it and better at it I am." No, seriously.
>I'm so much better at controlling my anger than you! >Gets angry over made up scenarios in her head
Woman moment.
all this cringe aside, the main point is that the feminist writers were self-inserting into SheHulk and her rant was meant to be unironic because feminists actually think that being a woman is hard even though any objective measure shows that women are the privileged sex.
Kek that in itself doesn't sound healthy. Being able to become super angry just to then 'control' it. Sounds like she just got really worked up and shoved it down just to maliciously prove a point.
>"Look, Bruce, I know you've had your humanity forcibly stripped away and you were on the run from the government who wanted to either turn you into a lab experiment, kill you, or both, and you can never have a meaningful relationship with another human being ever again, and you get the shit beaten out of you on a regular basis, and you're a genius scientific mind but all people care about is how hard you can punch things, and you were stranded alone on an alien world for what was like years to you, and you live in constant fear of being overtaken by an enormous green rage monster with the possibility of never coming back, and with all your strength you still weren't able to prevent the Blip, and if your backstory with your father is canon to the MCU then there's that to factor in, too... But I get catcalled sometimes, okay? Do you have any idea what that's like?"
she gets a video of her having sex shown to everyone at the gala (that she works with) and rages breaking shit, finally having to calm down infront of the police and let the guy go
>she gets a video of her having sex shown to everyone at the gala (that she works with) and rages breaking shit, finally having to calm down infront of the police and let the guy go
Yes? I saw the episode, too. >shes getting messed up
I don't know what you're saying here. Having to deal with the consequences of her actions at the gala was basically a non-issue for her.
It could've been. Just imagine if She-Hulk was done right. An episodic courtroom comedy where in one episode Jennifer gets Surtur out of a parking ticket, or proves that Loki couldn't have committed a crime because he was seen in episode three of his Disney+ series at the time and Sylvie can corroborate his story, or represent some minor character like Maya Hansen or Crossbones suing Kevin Feige for ruining/wasting them in their respective movies. And of course, outside of the courts, Jennifer would be a fun, confident character who actually enjoys being She-Hulk and doesn't complain about it the whole time and gets in all sorts of funny, fanservice-y, cheesecake-y situations, and yes, actual, proper fight scenes. Make the villain Titania or Abomination (get rid of his fricking hippie rehab bullshit; even if Blonsky had legitimately turned over a new leaf, that shit was stupid) or The Leader, or hell, all three. Titania gets pissed at She-Hulk for some reason and so she contacts Abomination and Leader since they have some experience in that area... But no, of course the head writer of "Pin-up Girl Lawyer Hulk" has to be a fricking sexless troll who doesn't even know how courtroom scenes work (and apparently learning how was just not an option) and thinks "Did you know there are buttholes on the Internet sometimes?" is a compelling superhero story. And Marvel and Disney can't figure out why everyone's been hating on the MCU since Endgame. For frick's sake.
The only thing funny about it is the way it flopped and the part the twerk scene played (along w/ Thor Love and Thunder's equally cringe "sheeeeit" floating head) in capeshit's downfall.
>the moronic whitemanbad shit
The episode with the shapeshifter being sued by all his ex-wives because he kept faking his death? For a brief moment, I thought the resolution to that was going to be revealing that they were all insufferable and the guy couldn't be blamed for leaving them. Instead they just double-downed on it and made it about "Well, HOW MUCH can we take from him, exactly?"
>go to comic book store > >cute short red head tomboy goblin girl she hulk catches my attention >immediately purchase it >open comic >realize it was a alt cover and there's no such thing as a >cute short red head tomboy goblin girl she hulk, not even in any of the spider verses
>"What's the one thing people know about She-Hulk, personality-wise?" >"That Jen is normally kind of a timid person and she loves being She-Hulk because it allows her to be strong and confident and sexy?" >"Well what if we just make Jen and She-Hulk basically the same, personality-wise, and make it so Jen hates being She-Hulk?" >"Yeah, that's probably fine."
>>"That Jen is normally kind of a timid person and she loves being She-Hulk because it allows her to be strong and confident and sexy?
She-Hulk being a femcel power fantasy is kinda sad.
Does anyone have the webm of the twerk scene but she's brapping and it keeps cutting away to hulk outside getting blown away by the brap shockwaves I didn't save it when I saw it
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i think thats why they are here, anon. if people arent being paid off then jannies would love purging threads. a hall monitor is what they are, after all and if you werent as new of a homosexual as you are, youd know the lay of the land. understanding the slightest infraction will get you mollywhopped into having to peruse other boards. yuck. anyway enough from me, hows anon?
>she hulk was a funny show Anonymous
No, it was shit. Just like everything Disney Marvel does.
All they had to do was make a hot SheHulk and get her into funny antics.
but she is hot as shehulk, and she is cringy autistic as her normal self, which makes it funny.
hence chad walked out on her after finding out how she looks like normal lol
Rape by coercion is hilarious.
More like She-Hulk Mamaries at Large
she is pretty hot as a roastie
Why did they CGI her green, knowing it would look so awful? Lou Ferrigno wouldn't be caught dead like that.
Damn, She-Hulk looks like THAT?
Latest headlines say She-Hulk was removed from Deadpool 3
Bye b***h!
Where are you from?
bulgaria
Thanks, doc.
Bump, I liked your video.
thank you saar
heres big feet lady
I wanna tickle torture Brie's lanky gunboats until she's red in the face and begging for mercy
gunboats made my day
look at those fricking clodhoppers
really missed out not casting her in Aquaman
The practical effects in the latest Jurassic park look great.
is this shopped?
No.
FRICK YOU INCELS WE HAVE INFINITE MONEY AND WE'LL MAKE WHATEVER WE WANT
>WE HAVE INFINITE MONEY AND WE'LL MAKE WHATEVER WE WANT
>gets canceled after one season
She Hulk was a dumb show
>end of first episode main villain who is also a popular figurehead in the show's universe attacks She-Hulk and tries to kill a jury
>nothing ever happens to her
Anyone else notice this. I made the mistake of asking this on reddit and was told she did nothing wrong. Yes she broke into a courthouse, interrupted a case, started a fight, was breaking shit but she threw a bench next to jurors not at them so it was ok
>Yes they broke into Congress, interrupted a vote certification, started a riot, were breaking shit but he put his boots on Nancy Pelosi's desk instead of on her throat so it was ok
Yes.
>Uses her powers to ride the wiener carousel.
You're going to *sex* prison
I gave it a fair chance. Went in with a positive disposition. It just wasn't good.
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I gave it no chance. Went in expecting to hate it like I do with all Disneyslop. It was fine.
Most comics accurate project the MCU has ever made and their best piece of content since Iron Man 1.
>good TV show is when they make it like a funny meme
Less than 30 seconds in and I hate you.
dude. its a she hulk show
remember the original cartoon?
where she was being catcalled and all the episodes were about how she is sexy and everything was funny?
what do you want? a brooding serious show like batman?
its fricking she hulk...its hulk but a woman.
of course she is going to be cringy and autistic.
or it wouldnt be funny.
>LOL!
>I'm so much better at controlling my anger than you!
>Gets angry over made up scenarios in her head
Woman moment.
Sadly, Bruce has the same reaction you do, and Jen just immediately de-Hulks and says "No, I Hulked out on purpose to show you how in control of it and better at it I am." No, seriously.
She says I'm better than you to his face.
all this cringe aside, the main point is that the feminist writers were self-inserting into SheHulk and her rant was meant to be unironic because feminists actually think that being a woman is hard even though any objective measure shows that women are the privileged sex.
Wow. That's not exactly what I was getting at. Thank you anon.
Kek that in itself doesn't sound healthy. Being able to become super angry just to then 'control' it. Sounds like she just got really worked up and shoved it down just to maliciously prove a point.
You ever tell a woman to be quiet?
They get louder out of spite.
>"Look, Bruce, I know you've had your humanity forcibly stripped away and you were on the run from the government who wanted to either turn you into a lab experiment, kill you, or both, and you can never have a meaningful relationship with another human being ever again, and you get the shit beaten out of you on a regular basis, and you're a genius scientific mind but all people care about is how hard you can punch things, and you were stranded alone on an alien world for what was like years to you, and you live in constant fear of being overtaken by an enormous green rage monster with the possibility of never coming back, and with all your strength you still weren't able to prevent the Blip, and if your backstory with your father is canon to the MCU then there's that to factor in, too... But I get catcalled sometimes, okay? Do you have any idea what that's like?"
she gets a video of her having sex shown to everyone at the gala (that she works with) and rages breaking shit, finally having to calm down infront of the police and let the guy go
shes getting messed up
She's already is a mess.
>be woman
>be a bawd
>people see tape showing what a bawd you are
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>she gets a video of her having sex shown to everyone at the gala (that she works with) and rages breaking shit, finally having to calm down infront of the police and let the guy go
Yes? I saw the episode, too.
>shes getting messed up
I don't know what you're saying here. Having to deal with the consequences of her actions at the gala was basically a non-issue for her.
>Be woman
>Make video of sex with guy you barely know
>Get mad when he shows people
Modern women aren't even human.
i just finished episode 8
dude..the show is fricking awesome
i mean the CGI is indian but still
It could've been. Just imagine if She-Hulk was done right. An episodic courtroom comedy where in one episode Jennifer gets Surtur out of a parking ticket, or proves that Loki couldn't have committed a crime because he was seen in episode three of his Disney+ series at the time and Sylvie can corroborate his story, or represent some minor character like Maya Hansen or Crossbones suing Kevin Feige for ruining/wasting them in their respective movies. And of course, outside of the courts, Jennifer would be a fun, confident character who actually enjoys being She-Hulk and doesn't complain about it the whole time and gets in all sorts of funny, fanservice-y, cheesecake-y situations, and yes, actual, proper fight scenes. Make the villain Titania or Abomination (get rid of his fricking hippie rehab bullshit; even if Blonsky had legitimately turned over a new leaf, that shit was stupid) or The Leader, or hell, all three. Titania gets pissed at She-Hulk for some reason and so she contacts Abomination and Leader since they have some experience in that area... But no, of course the head writer of "Pin-up Girl Lawyer Hulk" has to be a fricking sexless troll who doesn't even know how courtroom scenes work (and apparently learning how was just not an option) and thinks "Did you know there are buttholes on the Internet sometimes?" is a compelling superhero story. And Marvel and Disney can't figure out why everyone's been hating on the MCU since Endgame. For frick's sake.
Superhero Law was one the cringiest ideas ever.
And it still would've been better than the show we got.
it still be fricking clown shoes.
I'd rather have clown shoes than "Frick men" for ten episodes followed by "Oh, did you want an actual finale? Frick you again lol."
why didn't she look like that in the show?
Why doesn't she go date Rian Johnson? He likes those types.
sad but true
cause she's like most other women, she won't settle for anything for a chad. rian is a chubby nerd
I AM GOING TO need the source for that bottom picture thank you
The only thing funny about it is the way it flopped and the part the twerk scene played (along w/ Thor Love and Thunder's equally cringe "sheeeeit" floating head) in capeshit's downfall.
Making her into Ally McBeal was a mistake.
There is a reason why that show was memory-holed.
Not liking She-Hulk is a pretty good indicator that you're nothing but a moronic chud.
>Oh noes I don't like the modern prostitute of Babylon.
If she looked like that and showed the feet off more maybe it would be worth the...no it wouldn't
for sure, tatiana maslany has god-tier feet
It was almost decent trash TV if you could ignore the moronic whitemanbad shit
Needed 25+ episodes so we get to know the characters, but instead had 8 or something stupid?
>the moronic whitemanbad shit
The episode with the shapeshifter being sued by all his ex-wives because he kept faking his death? For a brief moment, I thought the resolution to that was going to be revealing that they were all insufferable and the guy couldn't be blamed for leaving them. Instead they just double-downed on it and made it about "Well, HOW MUCH can we take from him, exactly?"
They really fumbled the bag
Me and my gf love watching domminic and rhea
>go to comic book store
> >cute short red head tomboy goblin girl she hulk catches my attention
>immediately purchase it
>open comic
>realize it was a alt cover and there's no such thing as a >cute short red head tomboy goblin girl she hulk, not even in any of the spider verses
>Dies nameless.
sex with cute short red head tomboy goblin girl she hulk
It was all down hill after picture day.
Not funny. Women aren't funny.
>funny show
To what, 1% of the population? Sure, but that doesn't cut it when the 99% thinks it's shit.
does it though?
or is it just the quartering and critical drinker speaking up for "everyone"?
>"What's the one thing people know about She-Hulk, personality-wise?"
>"That Jen is normally kind of a timid person and she loves being She-Hulk because it allows her to be strong and confident and sexy?"
>"Well what if we just make Jen and She-Hulk basically the same, personality-wise, and make it so Jen hates being She-Hulk?"
>"Yeah, that's probably fine."
>>"That Jen is normally kind of a timid person and she loves being She-Hulk because it allows her to be strong and confident and sexy?
She-Hulk being a femcel power fantasy is kinda sad.
Yep. the paid poltard posters really hated it or something, to make their posting quotas.
Everyone hates it anon. That's why no one watched it.
>The show actually being really bad is just not an option.
Most of these tards don't even watch it either, they act like defending low-effort hollyslop is some form of moral crusade.
I think She-Hulk has the most "go away heat" than any fictional character.
Does anyone have the webm of the twerk scene but she's brapping and it keeps cutting away to hulk outside getting blown away by the brap shockwaves I didn't save it when I saw it
i posted it to your facebook, kiddo. tell mom i said hey
I don't know who that green woman is supposed to be but it ain't Jennifer Walters.
it really wasn't that bad
>Take a funny, sexy lawyer and make her unfunny, ugly, and avoid showing her lawyering at all costs.
I am truly in awe of Disney's subversive genius.