> she literally combed her hair back and craned her neck while smiling to flirt with her crush right in front of her husband
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> she literally combed her hair back and craned her neck while smiling to flirt with her crush right in front of her husband
If that's Jessica Jones then she had a crush on Peter in HS iirc
I think the funniest thing I said about bendis was that he had an aneurysm because he needed to make rio brown so miles can be Hispanic but that meant he couldn’t write interracial white woman/black man
White Hispanics exist though.
It's New York. Odds are they'd be PR or Dominican.
>White Hispanics
Only to bump up White crime statistics to make black crime statistics and hispanic crime statistics look better.
it's literally because white Mexicans and Cubans got super-butthurt about getting lumped in with the browns
I keep hearing that Jessica drew thing but can't find a source
>[Bendis:] ‘Nope. This is an urban myth that I believe I will never live down. I was at one time toying with doing Jessica Drew because she has the best hair of any superhero in comics, but this book is entirely different than what that idea was to be.
>This character is totally different in every way but sexual gender. And there’s that Jessica name that’s not going to help me convince anyone.
>Any writer can tell you that the development process can be a sparkling and surprising one. You start in one place and end up in an entirely different one. I was also toying with a pornographic version of Dial H for Hero, doesn’t mean that this is that book either.’
>I was also toying with a pornographic version of Dial H for Hero, doesn’t mean that this is that book either.’
Based Bendis
He basically brought her back as a character via a miniseries and she became a PI similar to Jones. So I guess the theory is just that Bendis made the characters very similar so he just created an OC to pick up where one couldn't. But it's just as likely that Bendis is a hack who likes writing Capeshit Detectives.
It's probably just more that race is bullshit and culturally dependent so you have a bunch of Mexicans latching onto their Spanish LARP and America still fighting with the idea that the only White people that currently exist are from the east side of Benjamin Franklin's Grandpa's hometown
Bitches Love Spider-Man.
Is this why Luke said all that shit to Miles? Because he was pissy that Jess settled for him when she wanted to get with Spidey?
This muthafricka be eating Van Camps with fricking chopsticks
Sometimes it's easy to forget Wolverine is unironically the biggest fricking weeb. He's such a complete weeb we goes to Japan just to dress up like a samurai and frick jap girls. Half his cape life has been spent fighting random ninja mobs, and one of his personal enemies is unironically a samurai.
What a fricking weeb
I thought Spider-Man was supposed to be relatable? how am I supposed to self-insert as him when he has like 50 supermodels simping for him?
Peter Parker is handsome, confident and plenty charismatic. His biggest problems were his bad temper and attitude. That and being Spider-Man would typically get in the way of things.
I miss ultra b***h gwen Stacy
You joke but that's the line of thinking that people mandating Spider-Man since OMD think, and that's why the book is sub-par even compared to Clone Saga
Peter starts off as a bitter incel with no friends and then he gets super powers which makes him buff and hot. You're supposed to look at him and imagine how it is if you got powers like him. But to balance out all the respect and b***hes he gets, he also deals with real problems like money and botched relationships.
Peter looks identical to his father as an adult. The spider-powers didn’t do anything to change his appearance. He was always meant to look like that. He just wore shitty glasses that he didn’t even need. Aunt May made him wear the damn things because she didn’t want Peter to strain his eyes while reading.
You should look at what Peter originally looked like and not compare him to his parents after being revealed to be SHIELD agents.
Anon also ignores that physically Pete didn't even really change all that much in the beginning. Pete's issues were purely just resentment towards bullies it was Ben's death forcing perspective and him into situations
I can be closed off and geeky as Peter and women would never talk to me like that
Peter isn't closed off though. Even in his "incel" days he was still trying to talk to people and see if they were into the shit he was.
>Peter, sometimes I get the feeling that you're laughing at a secret little joke that's all your own
Notice how he deflects with basically saying "get to know me better" but like extra flirty
She looks evil.
Peter was a frickin ladies man in the early issues, it’s insane people act as if he’s bad with women or supposed to be muh relatable awkward loser nerd, he’s insanely confident and not afraid to flirt
Yeah, his biggest issue with women (and friends in general) is the perception of him being unreliable or flaky because he'd always be late or leave early with bad excuses.
Betty left her husband, Ned, in London to be with Peter. Ned, being the cuck that he is, comes back to the US to get her back even after getting her back blown out by Spidey. Pete decides she’d be better off with Ned so he acted like a total dick to drive her back to Ned, making it seem like he was just using her for an easy lay. On the outside, people would perceive the entire situation as Alpha Fricks, Beta Bucks. To them, Peter’s the Chad who pumped and dumped Betty and sent her packing to her betab***h husband.
Man, it's been such a long time since I read it, I completely forgot about that subplot.
Death for Ned was a mercy.
>how am I supposed to self-insert as him when he has like 50 supermodels simping for him?
But that's how every harem anime works anon.
>Self-insert MC
>100 girlfriends really, really in love with (you)
And that's why Harem anime sucks, Peter gets chicks on his dick with minimal effort, it's that sort of unrealistic behavior that takes you out of the story of a nerdy teen bitten by a radioactive spider and getting superpowers.
Peter gets chicks by having a spine, not being ugly, and ignoring them when they give him shit. That's literally how it went down in the early comics and just how it works in real life.
How would you know? I doubt you interacted with women this way in your life
I'm sorry you were doing it wrong, but being angry about it won't help.
Its always bound to happen with popular characters but yeah Peter espacially was a chick magnet who had more relationships then the average pimp before he even got to university where he just started double dating for some time too. But its completely inconsistent. Adam Warlock has like 1 thats Gamora despite existing since the 70s was a proper character and being one of the most popular hereos in the 90s. Squirrel Girl meanwhile was nowhere near as big before she recieved her own good solo book and she somehow msnaged to bag like 4 different men before her rise in popularity.
Don't go barking up that tree, Doreen. Matt's Doom wiener is too strong.
He is gods strongest soldier after all.
>Daredevil's doom wiener vs Squirrel Girl's plot armor
That's like attaching buttered toast to a cat
Doom put on his codpiece before it finished being cooled ouch
didn't happen to deadpool
Deadpool has fricked Copycat, Outlaw, Carmelita Camacho (who gave him a daughter), Shiklah, and most recently a writer's enby self-insert.
yeah deadpool is a magnet to crazy chicks, but the point is that these relationships were dysfunctional and only serve to make him the butt of a joke, except maybe outlaw but it's not like that one lasted
The enby self-insert was straight-forward romance comics that ended happily.
Is that the Toxin Symbiote? The hell is this oversized multi-tailed dog/fox thing?
A villain called Harrower wanted her own Carnage, complete with Cletus, and grew one using a piece of gunk leftover from King in Black. Unfortunately for her, the symbiote preferred Deadpool (who Harrower used to incubate it) and turned on her and ate the Cletus clone.
Darn. That's bizarre.
BendisSquirrelGirl was a joke. Remember the Doreen fricked Logan retcon?
That got retconned back into being about a taxi by the Squirrel girl comic writer. Bendis disregards other writers literally all the time anyway so I just see a fan letter answer as more canon then his stuff.
>taking anything from that book as canon
It's not even funny like the idea of Wolverine and Squirrel Girl being former lovers is.
There is nothing funny about that cause Logan lusting for underage woman is the status quo. Its like finding it funny that Aunt May is old and gets sick.
I don't know, it was funny just because of the vast difference between who they are as characters, it was probably the last time Benis did anything that was actually funny.
I get why Squirrel Girl waifugays would hate it, but who'd even still be waifuing her by now?
Punisher and Squirrel Girl would be hilarious. Wolverine already does it with every female who isnt even old enough to drive so there is nothing new under the sun for him.
I presume, if one were to be generous, the idea is a play off of the kind of stupid stuff you saw in that Sentinel funeral comic. Where they casually reveal he and Rogue were in love or something. It's supposed to be funny here for the same reason it was bad there (even given Sentinel's shtick), which is that it's absurd this major character would just be grafted onto this joke character's story as a former lover. It's not something that would, or should, happen much like her beating Doom and Galactus happens specifically because it's a joke and thus doesn't "really" matter.
Old Squirrel Girl wasn't important enough for these to do anything but be funny asides (like those Hitman stories where major heroes show up and get clowned on) and that's why they could happen.
This is the dumbest retcon I've ever seen
>N-NUUUH THERE WAS NO SEX, THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT TAXI!! YES!!
It was a different time. Before Marvel fully hated Peter Parker for being “a White male” and tried to replace him.
But the real question is would she do the same for Purple Man in front of Luke.
Miles won.
>Defends Dan Slott while yelling angrily at Dan Slott
This panel confuses me
Dan Slott has a lot of internal issues he needs to work through
Who hates Peter more, Slott or Bendis?
I don't think Bendis hates Peter at all. Miles was more likely just Bendis wanting a change of pace after writing so many issues of USM, plus the side benefit of collecting a few bucks when Marvel uses characters he created.
Bendis even gave Ultimate Peter a happy ending when he revealed that Peter came back to life and left New York with MJ.
Like how he writes all his women characters as complete buttholes.
They be pushing Miles to buck break him later
Ok Mohammad
Anon, Jessica flirting with Peter doesn't mean Luke should do something to Jessica, it means Luke needs to frick up Peter before he steps the boundaries
Peter wasn’t doing anything it was Jessica overstepping everyone’s boundaries
Yes but Luke cannot hit his wife, so he needs to make her understand that her behavior is not okay by beating up Peter instead. So that the next time Jessica flirts with another guy, Luke will make her know that the object of her affections will get trashed
No, Luke should flirt with Purple Man
Not an option since that would make him a hypocrite. Instead, he needs to make Jessica know that flirting with others isn't tolerated in their relationship
Yes. He should, by flirting with Purple Man
Again, that would make Luke a hypocrite and Jessica would not seriously consider Luke's opinion on her flirting after he flirted with her mortal fricking enemy
I agree. The best way Luke can solve this is by flirting with the Purple Man
I literally just told you why that wouldn't work, additionally, you have provide no reasons yourself as to why Your solution would work. Also Luke Cage is a heterosexual African-American, the last he wants to be is associated with homosexuality by his fellow Urban brothers. Beating Peter up establishes dominance and the establishment of boundaries to everyone. So that no man tries to encourage Jessica to flirt with them, and that Jessica knows not to take Luke's affection for her for granted
Youve raised some excitement points. What if Luke flirted with Peter Parker instead?
That's still homosexual. Luke is an heterosexual African American raised in a inner city, he needs to keep his reputation of the biggest block on the street, if anything, assuming Luke Cage was a hypocrite, he's cheat on Jessica with a woman. But the point of beating Peter up is to get his message across while avoiding hypocrisy
Are you using chatgpt to write these?
Why would you assume that, also notice how the homosexual argument had no reasoning behind it besides fetishization
He was clearly doing it to troll you, if you think he was being genuine you are unironically autistic
Well that just means my argument is genuine and superior to the "troll" response
No, it means you are moronic
it doesn't matter if it was a troll or not, my arguments still stand superior to his and my point of view unquestioned due to it's irrefutability
100%
Anon, there is no logical reason why Luke shouldn't be able to beat Jessica up.
t. Ares
> so he needs to make her understand that her behavior is not okay by beating up Peter instead
If he wants to get his ass kicked in front of everyone. Then his wife will definitely cuck him.
Spidey has actual super strength and speed. Luke is nothing to him.
I forgot how funny Cage's original character was.
Jessica Jones' entire existence is rooted in this kind of shit.
Most likely Bendis didn't realize Squirrel Girl was just a teenager and the editors were asleep at the wheel. He calls out Molly for being underage but doesn't for Doreen. Squirrel Girl is the same age as Jubilee.
>and the editors were asleep at the wheel
Otherwise known as "another day at Marvel offices"
No one actually likes Jessica Jones.
I know nothing about Jessica Jones other than that she has a show that is connected with the daredevil one, care to give me a rundown?
She was raped by Dr Who
I thought it was Dr. Seuss