She prefers to frick monkey boy instead of a real gentleman like Clayton
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She prefers to frick monkey boy instead of a real gentleman like Clayton
Good
Clayton was a greedy israelite only thinking of ivory trophies and silverback pelts.
Ok, monkey lover. What's so bad about that?
Poaching is bad
Greed is bad
Being israeli is bad
So I guess wearing leather and having a job is also bad?
Yes. I am a NEET and wear no clothes, just like Tarzan
t. salty poorgay /misc/cel
>poaching is le bad when he does it but it's good when we do it
Israeli logic.
But being a tribesman living among monkeys is good?
/misc/ sisters.. did we just debunk our ideology?
civilized white>civilized yellows>sandBlack folk>Black folk>jews
>civilized white
Do these untermenschen really looks civilized though?
Why's there always one Mexican at these rallies? Are they the only nonfeds there?
Where do monkeys fit in?
Nice bait but I'm not getting banned for racism janny. Just read my post again and you'll know where monkeys fit.
>I don't know the difference between poaching and hunting
the commonwealth has fallen
gorillas must die
I thought that b***h was so frickin hot. I was like 14 when i saw it hahhahaa
Doesnt he shove his head up her skirt???
Literally rape
Your Mom's ass is rape. Hence why I raped if last night. Merry Christmas c**t.
Why did Disney stop making slightly westernized anime girls? Jane is really cute.
Anime is Disney for japs
Modern Disney and the West are fricking morons.
You could rape her with total impunity because according to her creator Hans Christian Andersen she doesn’t have a soul.
>slightly westernized anime girls
kys weeb
kinda sad, it was a really important moment for him, finding out he isn't alone and then sharing his heartbeat
Because gorillas have no hearth beat, apparently?
imagine
Gay shit, frick off
tumblr trash
Interesting, tell me more
Nah, Jane is the perfect woman.
Femdomtard doesn't know that his shitty fetish is already covered in the spin-off series:
Damn the brown jungle queen was brutal
>no fanfic involving a brutal threesome between Jane in her loincloth bikini, Queen La and Tarzan
the internet sucks
>hot jungle woman that only ever had monkey microdick that cums in under a minute
Tartran
this is basically the dynamic from Atlantis, male jane even looks like milo thatch
Clayton was like double her age, no? Regardless he wasnt ever presented as a love interest in the first place. Jane liked Tarzan because he was connected with nature and lived out her ideal life. They were a good match because they were able to show eachother how to connect with the pieces of themselves they are missing. There's a whole song about it.
>Clayton was like double her age, no?
you're old, balding and past your prime. no one wants to frick geriatric failures like you. the sooner you accept this the quicker you can set on the path to cope.
Fr fr fellow broccoli head. This boomer finna be bussin. No cap. Deadass. L rizz.
The point isn't that its illegal or anything you fricking moron, its that most people don't wanna date someone twice as old as them
Ladies and gentlemen, PHIL COLLINS
Imagine how "problematic" it'd be for Disney to make a live action
You don't choose love, Anon. Love chooses you.
>you don't choose love, live chooses you
>I agree, me and my 15 yo girlfriend are happy together
>uuh no, not like that
Yeah, it worked for Elvis.
I'll stick with the good version of this story, thank you.
Its sequel is ridiculously horny
Enough where it was to reforming the Hays Code what Temple of Doom was to creating PG-13.
White women frick dogs on the regular, that should tell you about their preferences
>women would rather frick vibrators, dogs, horses, monkey men incapable of speech, each other then frick a man in the Year of Our Lord 2022+1
Poor lad
brown man wins again
Kevin Lima should direct more animation films. He switched to live action after 1999.
What studio would be able to or willing to give him the animation talent he needs?
Tarzan is from the england royalty. Jane to this day is the best disney girl.
Fricking a white man who was raised by apes is like fricking a Black person with training wheels on.
>even when white women are fricking white men anon still imagines white women fricking Black folk
You're too far gone.
>woman wants strong, wild man who kills jaguars rather than some toff
hot
Tarzan IS Clayton in the book
Woah.
Just going to throw in a movie recommendation because of that. Swept Away 1979
Swept Away is from 1974.
He’s John Clayton II. His father being John Clayton I. Disney Clayton is a loose adaptation of William Cecil Clayton, Tarzan’s cousin.
I just want an adaptation that’s true to the book where Tarzan’s only interaction with Black folk is literally him just lynching them with nooses he made of vines because they killed his adoptive ape mother
stop making stuff up you racist piece of shit
That does happen in the first book at least.
because Tarzan had BDE, while Clayton overcompensated with his rifle
Tarzan is white though, both his parents are white, he's tanned from being in the jungle.
Tarzan was nobility
She prefers a raw alpha male over a beta with a rifle LARPing as one. Is that a surprise?
so was Tarzan a virgin or did he frick gorillas?
I assume all Disney couples are before they're together, it makes the most sense.
How did he shave his chest?
No home but imagine how Tarzan would frick. This yoked animalistic wildman that fought for survival every day of his life and never learned inhibition from society, and on top of that only ever saw gorilla pussy before and she's the first and only white woman he has ever seen in his life. There's no way Clayton, a stuffy Edwardian gentleman, could ever compete with that. I 100% believe that Jane would abandon society for the fricking Tarzan would give her.
Realistically, they would’ve fricked during the movie. A Rated R Tarzan would’ve had a sex scene between the two.
>She prefers the man who acts black and has black friends vs the uptight rich British dude
Seems pretty normal to me
>She prefers to frick hot boy instead of a ugly c**t like Clayton.
For frick sake OP, how old are you?