She really didn't do anything wrong. You just don't like her because she has purple hair
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She really didn't do anything wrong. You just don't like her because she has purple hair
She really didn't do anything wrong. You just don't like her because she has purple hair
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He wasn't a Captain anymore. He was demoted to b***h boi
did she have a thick, fluffy purple bush too?
Probably not. Apparently she dyed her hair purple. It's not naturally like that. It's unilikely she also dyed her bush
she's from the planet where all female humanoids have natural brightly colored hair and long necks
God I hope so.
And thick, fluffy purple pit hair
am i not giraffey enough for the giraffe club?
who is that
Laura Dern as,
the colored hair lib whacko no one likes, self-insert. Sacrificed 🙁
She acted pretty fricking imperial for a rebel.
Would've been absolutely hilarious if after sending all the rebels down to the planet, instead of "sacrificing" herself, she instead switched sides and gave the ship to the first order. I would have given a standing ovation to Rian Johnson for such subversion
Fuuuuck that would have been amazing.
I watched the movie but I forgot the plot details. Why couldn't the first order shoot down the resistance ship? I remember it was something really dumb.
It had... uhhh... shields in the back? Or something.
I also can't remember.
they were just outside first order flagship big guns range. no, fo escort ships couldnt just jump in front of them and no, they couldnt fly faster to catch up because... idk? resistance flagship didnt just jump away because fo had magical tracking device
But she did literally everything wrong
Jokes on you guys, I just don't care any more. Kathleen Kennedy is free to destroy Disney/Lucasfilm in her quixotic quest for spiritual revenge against Spielberg and Lucas for running a drunken train on her butthole when she was an intern.
In 20 or 30 years either the country will have collapsed or somebody who actually likes the original movies will make a real sequel.
Or maybe AI will get advanced enough I'll be able to slap on a Quest 4 Pro in a decade and say "Computer, premise; I'm Lt. Reginald Barclay from the television series star trek The Next Generation, on holodeck 2 of Enterprise-D sometime between seasons 4 and 5. Create a trilogy of Star Wars sequels based on a fusion of the plotlines of the Thrawn trilogy and Dark Apprentice trilogy by Timothy Zahn, with a slightly deaged Mads Mikkelsen playing Grand Admiral Thrawn and a 28 year old Eva Green playing Mara Jade (increase breast and posterior size 30% over reference). All legacy characters will be played by appropriately aged versions of the original actors. Note: insert Ian McDiarmid in a cameo with a post-ironic reference to the opera scene from Star Wars Episode 3"
Yes, we know chuds are scared of strong women.
Who's "we"?
Literally everyone
Wuz
kangz
Absolutely everyone in the thread watches Nerdrotic and Critical Drinker, it's a fine Cinemaphile tradition of a couple people pretending to be smug Leftists and another couple pretending to be butthurt /misc/lacks and another couple pretending to be gay morons and everybody has am ironic fake argument.
OP doesn't believe what he posted, simple as
Ehh. She was inoffensive as a character but the real shame was that the way she died would've been an absolute amazing sendoff for Leia, so she represented a huge missed opportunity.
Colored haired girls give the best head. Easily too, stop hating and embrace this.
Was that why she was so upset at Poe? Because he wouldn't give her to ol' spicy weiner?
Oscar disregards a direct order and sends all the bombers to blow up gigaStarDestroyer
This costs them their whole fleet of bombers but they succeed. It was worth it because gigaSD would have killed them halfway through the movie.
He then realized there was no plan so he sends Finn on a mission. It's a long shot.
In the end he takes over because he has lost his mind that the leader is doing nothing.
It's then revealed purple hair b***h had a plan. A one in a million shot to blow up gigaSD 2.0. It worked because the plot has to continue.
So basically the plan was a 1/1,000,000 chance to buy more time for a sequel. Which only leads them to Salt planet where they survive because Luke comes out of nowhere.