I helped my neighbor get his pet wieneratiel back after it flew away. Of course he accidentally let it eat rat poison and die a few weeks later but that's not relevant.
All jokes aside, I once helped out to carry a guy who weighed like 400 lbs (maybe more, he was really morbidly obese and it took four adult men, myself included, to get him on the gurney) and was lying face down on the asphalt to the ambulance car, but I'm still not sure it was the right thing because living like this just feels like hell.
I remember WAAAAY back I tried to get a request done to get Charlotte drawn in a spiderman outfit, greeting the spider gang as a member of the spider heroes. Charlotte feels like she'd fit right in.
I find it funny to think whatever powers Charlotte got as a uhh "Spiderman" for lack of a better term, she gained the ability to shoot webs out of her limbs instead of only her spinnerets.
She gained the powers of man.
I pulled a kid who went under the water out when I was a life guard. She was in our lazy river on a tube, and just barely big enough to be in there, but I kept an eye on her anyways. I saw her slip under, and before I knew it I had pulled her out. I don’t even remember making the decision to act, the training kicked in and I dove in and got her. Her mother was grateful, fellow lifeguards congratulated me on my first save, and I got a 30 min break. Which I needed because once the adrenaline wore off I was shaking like an alcoholic.
I donated to Ukraine
Good for you
I went outside for a full hour. I know, I know. Hold your applause.
I help my friends when they need help 🙂
Good job.
Helped my dad to dust the garden house 🙂
I hope those webs weren't in use, anon.
why did they make the spider so cute?
Spider needed to be matronly since it was a children's film. Plus you cant have Debbie Reynold's voice come out of some fugly creature.
She honestly made my dick hard as a kid.
too bad she was taken.
I like this, its funny and wholesome
>no father to be seen
>wholesome
uhh yeah, whats he gonna do?
Is there ONE time pbf has missed?
The second coming huh?
Spiders have two body segments, but she has three. Why?
She's a barn spider, they have a pseudo-head.
I saved a pig
How?
I once fixed a old man's urine bag that was stuck weirdly on his wheelchair. Was kinda gross but felt good about myself after that.
i fricked a spider
was the spider male or female?
female of course.
Nothing, I'm worthless and I should die.
I saved multiple pigs from the horrors of life.
That's wonderful anon!
I constantly tell morons on here to commit suicide. If at least one of them followed my advice I made the world a better place.
I pity fricked a fat girl once
You could say I did the same as Charlotte
Did she give good head?
I helped my neighbor get his pet wieneratiel back after it flew away. Of course he accidentally let it eat rat poison and die a few weeks later but that's not relevant.
Hmm how would you get it back after it flew away? You just looked around for it in the direction it flew off?
All jokes aside, I once helped out to carry a guy who weighed like 400 lbs (maybe more, he was really morbidly obese and it took four adult men, myself included, to get him on the gurney) and was lying face down on the asphalt to the ambulance car, but I'm still not sure it was the right thing because living like this just feels like hell.
When I see huge bugs in my house, I release them back to the wild.
That's good, more big meals for Charlotte.
I remember WAAAAY back I tried to get a request done to get Charlotte drawn in a spiderman outfit, greeting the spider gang as a member of the spider heroes. Charlotte feels like she'd fit right in.
Heeey! You;re that artist that did the Charlotte pic in here earlier! Iremember seeing that pic back when it was first made in a thread long ago!
Thanks for this pic!
I find it funny to think whatever powers Charlotte got as a uhh "Spiderman" for lack of a better term, she gained the ability to shoot webs out of her limbs instead of only her spinnerets.
She gained the powers of man.
J Jonah Jameson demands pictures of that farmhouse spider web.
"Those aren't words from God, those are from that damn spider!"
I pulled a kid who went under the water out when I was a life guard. She was in our lazy river on a tube, and just barely big enough to be in there, but I kept an eye on her anyways. I saw her slip under, and before I knew it I had pulled her out. I don’t even remember making the decision to act, the training kicked in and I dove in and got her. Her mother was grateful, fellow lifeguards congratulated me on my first save, and I got a 30 min break. Which I needed because once the adrenaline wore off I was shaking like an alcoholic.
<efr2
whhat?
>lust provoking image.
I called my Grandma yesterday. I miss her.
how old is she?
78
I killed a spider.
You're a monster.
Spent the last 22 years as my quadriplegic brothers primary caregiver.