She shits a lot

She shits a lot

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

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    >>>/d/

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    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      FIRST POST. BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS POST.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this mary sue so much

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mary Sue
      this word has no meaning anymore

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Character that is perfect, overly competent, and lacks any major character flaws. A character that acts as morally pure and always in the right. One that is often an avatar for the writer
        It's not that hard to understand the term.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          A Mary Sue has to be inserted into an ongoing narrative, like Rey. Eve is there from the beginning.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >A Mary Sue has to be inserted into an ongoing narrative
            According to whom?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              The definition of the term, as it derives from fanfic about self inserts

              It gets used to mean "character I don't like" around here with a regularity that beggars the dialogue of OP, but it has an actual meaning, like fridging does, that is not defined by "wah I don't like it"

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mary Sue was the name of the main self insert character in an infamous piece of OS Star Trek fan fiction where everyone was a moron and 16 year old Mary Sue solved all the problems with her super smarts, while all the senior officers pined for her affections.

              The original term for Mary Sue meant shitty self insert fan fiction characters who were perfect, flawless little snow flakes that could do anything and everything with ease and would master new skills instantly while the original main characters take a step back and let Mary Sue do her thing and make them look incompetent.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          But you love Batman.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Batman has flaws

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            No I hate Batman and his extended family

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Batman has all kinds of fricked up mental issues so you're just plain wrong on that, champ.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          she's not perfect, not particularly competent, and has plenty of character flaws. She just has an OP powerset.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      is she even a mary sue? nu-amber gives me more sue vibes (and not because they raceswapped her u fricking racists)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would like to think if her head is destroyed she wont resurrect herself. Otherwise you're a bit right. I mean, she even basically unvolunteers herself from the action side of the story.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mary sue
      Is she really?

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is it like a fetish thing? Like if she’s empty after the second or third shit does she just use her powers to materialize new turds in her colon cause she’s too impatient to wait for digestion to run it’s natural course?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing if she doesn't want to poo it out she could just use the extra matter stored. b***h enjoys taking massive shits.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The saddest people shit the loudest

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big woop. I take 7-10 shits a day too and I'm not superman.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's too many shits a day anon, go see a doctor.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      if true, you need to see a doctor

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't listen to those jealous shitlets, anon.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women poo? I thought it was only guys who did that.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why else do women have buttholes?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you have somewhere to put your thumb during doggy

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        For a change of pace

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        for the man to insert his penis? it's like asking why would they have a vegana

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          But it's not an alternate, smellier vegana anon

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a really stupid drawback and it doesn't make any sense. Maybe Kirkman just has a shit fetish and tried to disguise it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just trying to think why that would happen. I would think she would shit less since she's using her body's resources to create things outside of her body. Eating more to replenish the lost matter she converted to energy might do it.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, comic books really are israeli

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    who?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Atom Eve

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wondering abvout what makes this chick tick now

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      really she should be overeating so she can convert the fat into the stuff she makes from her body otherewise she'd end up more skeletal than kate moss in that family guy episode. Horikoshi's missing out on some prime eating disorder themed plotlines there

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm surprised that there aren't that many superheros with eating disorders linked to their powers.

        It seems like an obvious and reliable source of personal conflict for mini-story-arcs

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They make the same joke in the manga, comparing her powers to shitting.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    She gets freaky one day uses her powers to create what’s basically an endless turd, like imagine pushing out 39-40 feet of rope but it’s shit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now I have a commssion idea, thanks anon

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean who doesn't like taking massive shits?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like you have a massive shit and you feel like you're ten stone lighter

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she making that look while saying this?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting her hole stretched out for free is probably fun

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She realizes that Mark is picturing it.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOT HOT HOT
    HOTHOTHOT
    HOOOOOOOOTTTTT

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is she doing a set at a comedy club?

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character can just power their poop away
    >immediately becomes detached from the reality of having to find a toilet and cleaning yourself afterwards
    She doesn't want to look down.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    A thinly veiled reference to the abominable horror that is period shits

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's so unbelievable about this? It's a comment on how using her powers taxes her metabolism. I bet she has to eat a lot when she uses them a lot, too.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I bet she has to eat a lot when she uses them a lot, too.

      You now realize we are going to see Fatom Eve animated.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I figure the joke would be the reverse of this:

    >"Whenever I use my powers a lot, I don't shit for like 2. sometimes 3, weeks."

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will we see black Amber go through the same thing in the show?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doubtful. It doesn't add anything to the story. Amber is pointless after they break up.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        So was it like a fetish snuck into the comic or just like punishing her?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Neither. The book fed on gratuitous violence and drama.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Amber is such a nothing character

        That's the whole point of Amber (At least in the comics). She's a literal nothing character. A nobody. Her entire reason for existing was to represent a sense of human normalcy in Mark's rapidly changing life, and representation of his own self denial in what he is.
        Even the domestic violence shit was just a reason to tempt Mark into violence but ultimately demonstrate his capacity for restraint against normal shitass humans when compared to his father.

        It's why the show Amber is so fricking miserable to watch. They tried to make her something she's not. Something.
        And the result is a massive, b***hy c**t.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amber is such a nothing character

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    On my face.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, Robot is the real Mary Sue. Like Bulma.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm almost done reading this. What's with the constant cucking?

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He fricks a lot

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda weird his children grew old enough to have facial hair but they are still purple. Didn't Oliver's skin color change by the time he was a very young adult?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute!
      CUTE!!!
      I want to make her my wife!!

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy mary sue. I'm finally done reading this. 8/10 despite some stuff either being resolved too conveniently or bad things being brought about too moronicly.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just know they have the best sex of their lives after that

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mark gets to have an immortal hot redhead wife
      Ignore Eve as a character and it's Kino

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