She should have played Yennefer.
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She should have played Yennefer.
She should have played Yennefer.
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She can't act
Neither can 90% of actresses.
So pick from the 10% you moron
And also find blue eyes dwarfed only by massive breasts as well? moron, go frick off and complain about pointy elbows.
>And also find blue eyes dwarfed only by massive breasts as well?
Done, immediately.
Also redundant given Yennifer has purple eyes, not blue, and would need VFX regardless.
>although attractive in her own way, couldn't pass as a great beauty
>her nose slightly too long, her lips a touch too narrow, her chin receding a little too much, her brows a little too irregular
Actually a perfect casting choice.
She's passable.
Acting is mostly unimportant. They're there to fufill visual representations mostly. I mean what if they had a good "actor" for this role but she's fat and black? It's no wonder Kubrick and other directors shifted on actors. They're literally prostitutes who are there to look the part. They are not important.
*Shitted
This. I despise that fricking comeback. I said Alan Ritchson would make a good Batman and some homosexual said that.
>most memeworthy "director" of all time
>knowing anything
Holy reductive nonsense Batman!
>dude just replace Heath Ledger with Jared Leto who cares!!!!
Yep, she's garbage
Heh. Beat me to it
She's terrible
Not like the poojeeta can.
1, yes she can
2, that doesn't address Daddario's bad acting skills
>She can't act
won TWO Oscars for this
Just watched this b***h in mayfair witches and she's my new crush
What a blessed thread
reminder that she wanted to let her boobas out during that scene but cuck director insisted on using tape
Now we can see them on the blue boards
Chad director got us
Stupendous body.
>t. roastie
that is tolerated, women exist as sex objects
She's been quite shit in a lot but was good in The White Lotus.
Still better than that mid brown b***h. They could've at least gotten an attractive brown b***h, but it's just forgettable poo.
There are no competent actors in Hollywood nowadays. Might as well go with someone who looks the part.
So?
Yep is being a movie star is about looks and personality she has plenty of both
Came to say this. She literally can not act, at all. It would have to be a silent rule which doesn't fit Yen.
Can Anya Chalotra?
Yeah
I love how moronic this response is, it doesn't address Daddario being crap at acting at all.
>it doesn't address
It's asking if that's actually a barrier to casting her or not
No, it's trying to deflect to the current actress as if that matters
>trying to deflect to the current actress
The point advanced by OP is that she would have been a better choice than the current actress.
Which she wouldn't have because she can't act, while the current actress can.
Neither can Jennifer Lawrence, but this didnt stop her from winning two Oscars
Jennifer Lawrence has won one Oscar.
I don’t know why guys find her attractive anyway. Her eyes are too blue and she just seems weird.
Most guys aren't homosexual like you.
translation: I like penis in my butt
who cares
gay. You’re supposed to be looking at her cleavage jiggle when she is “acting”. Fricking homos on this board I swear to god.
Monkey
>She can't act
you didnt watch season 1 of white lotus
>you didnt watch season 1 of white lotus
im not a woman or a gay man
Tobbe fair I think that role was easier, she was a shy doormat who wasn't supposed to feel or think anything. Of course she would play the aprt well. That show was well directed she doesn't deserve any credit.
women with huge breasts don't need to act, just subtely jiggly their boobs on their important dialogues.
Agreed.
Does it count if they do it not-so-subtly?
She should be in pornographic films.
This, but only starring me and her.
...and her bull
I am the bull.
>t. not the bull
>MOOOOOOO
i think im qualified
What the FRICK was his problem?
hell no. evelyn claire should have
I liked her first black scene. the black guy spanked her ass and told her to "get it. get it" and she had moaned louder. I think he was egging her on because she was riding hims in cowgirl position. I love that scene and admire the beauty of it.
she should be my wife
She should be in my crawlspace
Slightly more pale zendaya lol
Before I clicked that pic I thought it was zendaya lmao.
>The worst pic of Daddario looks like the best pics of Zendaya.
How will Black folk and Black person-lovers ever recover?
I love when this gets posted because this is supposed to be her at her ugliest and she looks absolutely gorgeous. Oh, she has a tummy while hunched over at an awkward angle in her car. Could you be more gay? Lol. Her hair looks gorgeous in that shot.
Even if she rolls out of bed wearing PJs after a night of drinking she looks better than 99.99% of women looking their best. No amount of make-up and clothing can fix genetics.
nay, tis I who should be trapped in hers
Where's the Saddam?
for anyone wondering google image search takes you to some (surprisingly) not shitty reddit posts that talk about this, basically some jap freak crawled into the outside part of a toilet to peep or get peed/pood on and he got stuck and died of hypothermia.
I really don't think i need to know more than that. Thanks for the advice on reddit
Ill have to check that place out
And she will once AI movies are perfected.
mexican here, i deserve a pale big tit white girl (j3w)
She's too gangly and uncoordinated in motion.
I think she looks fine in motion.
Glorified porn star
She looks fine when she's basically stationary. It's when she's walking around that she looks uncoordinated. Like she has zero muscles holding up her body
I can hold her body.
>But MOOOOOMMMMM. I dont want to wear a bra!
>Mom: Honey you have too ok, your breasts are growing too fast. Look at them. Youre only in grade in 7th grade.
>>Mom: Youre only in grade in 7th grade.
Thank you, Rajesh.
Imagine the director deciding her nipples would be hard in this scene lol
I can fix that.
She really is otherworldly sometimes.
I love it when pretty girls act autistic
She would have if we weren't living in literal clown world.
Better as Triss with those honkers; makes a decent ginger.
if only that one hag didn't take it upon herself to change what people defined as beautiful
>literally the two most perfect actors to play Geralt and Yen
>they aren't cast
I like Henry, but I fricking hate that The Witcher 3 started the trend of making Geralt into a giga chad. Look up early sketches of what Geralt is supposed to look like.
why is Eva such a bawd?
I'd let her give birth to my cursed offspring, tbqhwyf (to be quite honest with you senpai)
iycmd (if you catch my drift)
i think Anson Mount was a better Geralt than Mads, Eva Green would have been a great Yen though, but they're all sorta too old now
you just know
Why si she twitching like that?
lack of sex
to bounce at the camera
Woman is in the presence of a camera
there's the problem. breasts too big.
Ok just suck some milk out of them until they're the right size.
stop posting her or I blow my head up
look up nano_nano
she might be more your speed
homosexual
Of course they are too big. She's fricking obese
GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
We deserve a hd version of this webm, for scientific purpose obv
it's already hd you dumberino
ok then, 4D (I want to touch them)
Her bobs could block out the sun
Then we will frick in the shade
If she'd had more then 10 minute of screentime Baked in Brooklyn might have been a good movie
I've pulled the cosmetic bond out of one of my front teeth twice with Big Hunks. If I ever get dental insurance again, I have to get the bastard capped instead.
Thank you Trevor Forrest!
For me, it's Judy Henderson
That could be my penis instead.
I don't get her eyes man sometimes they're grey like in this webm and then other times they're a very striking blue. I'm black though so maybe i'm just not used to white people's eyes.
Grey eyes are actually just a kind of blue eyes. It's kind of reliant on the lighting
But I said you forfeit first, therefore you can't make this argument. QED.
>tattoo
wtf?? how would these exact size look in front??? anyone doing porn have those?
Like you done woke up and standin at the pearly gates I would assume
skinwalker face
red lipstick never looks good, why do they insist on it
when you have big breasts they let you do it
But diversity!
>we need an eye candy for our shitty film
>critically acclaimed HBO show or slop Netflix puts out
Yeah it's a real mystery why she chose White Lotus over Witcher
Who is Yennefer bruce jenner new name?
She should have played Wonder Woman. She fits the comic book depiction a hell of a lot more closely than Gal Gadot does.
We know is what I said but frick it I wasn't casting director
Gadot has a certain privelege card that gives her priority casting over women like Daddario who can do a better job at "filling in" a role.
What privilege card is that?
Acting lessons for 400 tony
lol gadot can't either. Israeli born is why she's prized by Americans
You really really bank on that do you?
Like nothing in your entire life
early life section, bro.
ew i see the turd
she shat herself and didnt even notice
Me in the background on the left in the blue briefs
We need a DC Daddario cinematic universe where she plays all the female roles.
>Into the Daddarioverse
For me it'd be a R-rated medieval kino of saving her from being sacrificed
no, eyes and hair is good, but face still too girly/soft, Yen should be more womanly and have slightly stronger features (inb4 boring troony jokes)
She looks fake
Daddario's body is incredible but her eyes are what gets me the most hot and bothered whenever I look at her.
Based and eyepilled
Red lipstick usually looks great, the problems arise when they overdo it and accidentally make their lips look too thick
Can't act + not elegant enough
Is that the chick from Merlin? Great face but her pancake breasts are a huge letdown. Couldn't have that be Yenn's breasts.
True, she'll need a body double. Maybe Daddario gets that role. Anya Chalotra's breasts weren't very good either.
I literally wouldn't be able to handle a woman like this
I would be staring at the floor and coming in my pants.
theres a bunch of full nude scenes of her on true detective shot from better angles that will never see the light of day
>Alright Alex, we just gotta shoot this scene one more time. I know it's been a long day of slogging through this, but we need to get it right.
>LET'S GET THIS SET BACK UP FOR TAKE 72
>Cary can I talk witchu for a minute? I think we should cut that nipple sucking scene out, it's what some folk might call...problematic
Yennefer was such a tremendous c**t in the books that the author had to invent a qt for Geralt to frick over in an effort to drag him down to Yen’s level. It didn’t work though, frick Yennefer.
i just love boobs so goddamn much guys
see
you won't be disappointed
would've enjoyed Henry fricking her a lot more than the pajeet
would've replayed that shit instead of ffwding it
what happened to goyflix's witcher show anyway?
The question is, Ravenheads or Redheads?
Left > right errytime
>That eva glance
That woman has taken a creampie from a prepubescent boy and will do it again
>creampie
>prepubescent
You don't really understand how puberty works, do you?
I bet if lars von trier wants to make an artsy pissing grinding lesbian movie both she and sweeney would be down
*pussy grinding
but I'll take pissing as well if they're willing
The clock's ticking. She knows this and wants to immortalize her young nude form on film before she hits the wall but directors aren't helping. SHe wanted to be topless in Texas chainsaw massacre and was rejected. She's been nude in 3 movies but the angle and lighting were shit in two.
What we need is a horndog like tommy wiseau to take advantage of her willingness
Post recent photos. She's wall'd
Anon, that IS a recent photo. It's from July 2023.
That's an impressive beard
>That's an impressive beard
Not really. THIS is an impressive beard.
>posting the Anti-breasts in the tit queen thread
i didnt know women could be THAT hairy in the face
These women will give you high test sons.
digits of truth
Bigfoot confirmed real
Relax. That's not a beard, it's just dry cum.
But a respectable actress wouldn't possibly go out on the red carpet with cum on her face
Right?
This woman has ruin your life eyes and I'm so hard for it
I think you'll find she actually has fix your life eyes
She has Medusa eyes but instead of turning to stone you just nut instantly.
Trips confirm
I bet you someone rich has already done that, in private
What does the H stand for?
Huge gal
homina homina homina
She has wienersleeve eyes
I would be so afraid of her if we lived together.
rare wall-breaker
I would bw so afraid FOR her is she lived with me. 😉
>oh no, not sex again, that's my least favorite thing to do
I want to get her in front of a large format camera. Just get that body of hers onto an enormous glass plate for an ultra-high resolutions scan, and then hang it in a museum for generations to come.
If aliens found us she should be sent to them as a reason for them not to nuke us
dont know why white women insist on getting meth head thin it never looks good
>Anon, that IS a recent photo. It's from July 2023.
Nice. I wonder when she'll start pumping out children, she's almost 40.
>whoops, that one's also autistic, guess we'll just go again haha
>pile of autists out in the garage growing by the year
There is literally nothing behind those eyes. Just the memories of a million wieners
Ugly face
Ugly eyes
Crazy to think this is a 37 year old woman. My high-school classmate looks older than her (she is 24)
37 for the 37 lbs of makeup she's wearing
The Wall was never stopped by make up.
I can guarantee every roastie Cinemaphile will say has walled was wearing make up in that particular picture.
>37
She better take the mommy pill soon, luckiest sons ever
2 goddesses in a scene together
haha that was funny - is this show any good?
first episode is great and it's downhill from there.
ok thx - i think i pass then
It's god tier, don't mind the other anon.
Only 6 self contained episodes, you can watch the second season or not since it's an unrelated story with a different cast. Well worth the watch
it's excellent
I've always been curious. Why aren't there any porn star that have boobs like her? Is it because we don't see her bare breast so they always look good?
check out abby rain or rains or so - cute redhead
holy based
like a real life pin up girl
She makes some cute noises too.
yeah i like her voice and overall style - those 50 penties she s wearing sometimes and her long but fit legs and fine ass and also how pale she is - makes me sad to realise that she wasted so much potential on doing porn and then even the cheapest porn possible.
50s panties
I could have saved her.
i unironically think that i could have saved her, if i only met her before she had the stupid idea of doing porn.
i just realized that she also has not a single tattoo.
she doesn't look like she has big breasts like Daddario
Trust me, they're there.
>swallows your soul
She can swallow a whole lot more than that, if you catch my drift
Well it's always belonged to her anyways so let's get to it.
>unzips dick
Keep in mind Netflix has the TV rights for The Witcher, but not the movie rights. There is a Witcher movie in the works under a different license with CDPR's direct involvement, and it's rumored that Henry Cavill is actually being considered two play the video game version of Geralt. We might actually get white Yennifer and Triss.
>We might actually get white Yennifer and Triss.
Haha, good one anon. So which black girl is going to play Triss?
cavill is too handsome and young to play geralt, it should be someone in his 50's that looks dangerous and almost ugly
she should be in more movies
She can only take so many producer wiener, anon
She's looks around 5'9 maybe 150 lbs. she could probably beat most of you up.
I fricking wish she would.
She has that dog in her
just a gigastacy putting femcels in their place
Jimmy Fallon cute
I want to put a sockfull of yellowy load into her and make a moronic baby
quite a graphic description, anon
I think I love her
Back off, she's fricking MINE
I challenge you to a duel at the nearest Sonic, loser buys the tots.
I don't actually have a nearest Sonic, since they don't exist here in Bongland. Guess that means I win by default.
Thanks for the duel, anon! Keep it up champ, I'm sure you'll win next time.
>no sonic for the redcoats
fricking grim
Ackshually you forfeit because she is American and has likely has eaten at Sonic, theresoever disqualifying you, old chap. Mammario and I say cheerio!
pure pain
fatty in the back BTFO
the girl on the right is cute.
Are those both her boobs?
It's just the one boob, actually
love her rack
So say we all
this is why Cinemaphile shouldn't be in charge of casting
yennefer is more than just a pair of breasts and that's all daddario is
SMOOCH!! SMOOCH!! SMOOCH!! SMOOCH!! SMOOCH!! SMOOCH!! SMOOCH!! SMOOCH!! SMOOCH!! SMOOCH!! SMOOCH!! SMOOCH!! SMOOCH!! SMOOCH!! SMOOCH!! SMOOCH!!
She should sit on my face. For hours at a time.
the webm that killed Cinemaphile
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD SHE STILL LOOKS GOOD
I know right? My arm fell off and I died from shock.
She's literally the only good thing about the Percy Jackson movies. Except for maybe Pierce Brosnan
def not, she is old hag now
israelites exist so no
MODS MODS MODS
I feel like more actresses should start doing casual youtube channels
I would enjoy sexual intercourse, or coitus, with this woman if you catch my drift and get what I mean and understand the general gist of my comment.
Please elaborate, I don't understand
IN ENGLISH, DOC!
I'm not understanding the cut of your jib.
im sorry i cant seem to pick up what you're throwing down
a Chad
>>no kids
what did she mean by this?
a chad?
Maybe he's funny?
he's rich and she's a trophy wife
it's funny because that's exactly her role in White Lotus
Shit series. Anyone involved with it is ruined by it.
whenever I see her I think of True Detective S1. 11/10 performance even though she doesn't even half try for a southern accent.