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not gonna watch your penis movie
I hate women so much it's unreal.
>IS THAT A TASER IN THE TIP OF THE TONGUE
>OMG CAST ME JACKASSMAN
Knoxville literally just DMd her on instagram because he found some of her jokes funny. He blatantly fricked her.
does she show her breasts?
does she show her green cumulon
Would Jackass or a show like this be better if it was a ryona fest? Serious question.
only if it features clown bukkake
She doesn't do anything at all.
>does she show her feet?
>>does she show her feet?
lots of dicks being shown in jackass, still no vulva.
lots of hits in the balls,still no meatflap mousetrap skit.
weak.
Dicks and balls are funny and reasonably acceptable to look at because they're just an appendage. veganas are just sad and gross and awful to look at. I'll put my dick in them because it feels nice and makes me cum, but I'd rather not look at or even really think about them ever.
goddamn this is the gayest shit and most blatant homosexual cope since moot wanted to be the little girl.
Sorry, lady, but it's the truth. No one wants to look at your smelly, oozing hole.
pray the gay away josé
I'm not gay, I can only get hard for women and only feel sexual attraction toward women. I love the feeling of my dick penetrating a woman's vegana and can't even begin to consider penises sexually attractive. Despite all this, veganas are still awful to look at and I avoid making visual contact with them when having sex.
you are fricking gay.
Any man who tells you he enjoys the sight of your vegana is lying through his teeth because he knows the truth would trigger you and make you not sleep with him.
gay
Roastie seethe empowers me.
fudge packer
I love when women lash out so angrily at such basic truth. Keep replying, maybe post the screen cap on Reddit. That way you can push away the truth and feel better about your disgusting hole for a little while longer.
i loven when homosexuals become delusional in their incel fueled rage and assume a roastie must be calling them out.
homosexual.
Came here to post this. Nutshots are integral to Jackass. No pussy torture = not real Jackass.
Does she take a poo in the movie? You can't beat whoever made that poop volcano from the second one.
Jackass 2 was the last good jackass. Its been dead ever since.
Women could work in jackass, the potential for hidden cameras was there, this one just sucked.
>hfw she licks my dick
That's so fake af, she didn't even touch it.
who's the fricking tomato behind her?
Poopies, the best addition to the team in forever
They put all his best stuff on 4.5
the best part of this is the audio, IIRC it's something like
>Hi I'm Poopies and I'll show me
Why even have a "new cast" if only one of them actually did any typical jackass type stunts? The woman did the taser and nothing else, the fat guy was pointless because Preston is still there, one black guy just rode his bike/skateboard over people and the other black guy just wheeled out his dad.
To let them all know they're completely replaceable.
To replace all the other members who quit, died or got fired.
Out of the bunch, only Poopies is fit to be added as a member of jackass
>Overpriviledge girl
They didn’t gave her anything to do. Only easy shit
>Black diversity hire
They didn’t gave him anything to do, since they don’t want to see a black guy getting wrecked.
>Fat homosexual dude.
Didn’t do anything that wasn’t done by Preston before.
le shark bite man
shes ugly as frick compared to the still photo wtf
she's ugly both in still image and in motion. Not sure what you're on about.
is this the same girl whose breasts steve-o set on fire with kerosene way back in the day?
like a small child looks for their parent as they get hurt, she immediately looks at knoxville for attention after getting shocked.
I saw that and thought 'I didn't know egoraptor was in jackass.'
>she-israelite whose only in the movie because of nepotism + woke points
>doesn't even do any interesting or dangerous or really painful stunts
>the OP is the one scene of the movie she does anything in
>Cinemaphile will have almost daily threads about this for years
The excessive dick and ball stunts was proof of how creatively bankrupt they've become
That movie was fricking terrible. Completely unfunny. Hacky. Fake bits. Fake laughs. That woman in OPs picture sucked so bad.
Go to sleep Bam
She's literally in one scene in 4 and 4.5
I just want another jackass movie with younger guys who are at least charismatic enough to not make me wanna drop the movie, I want crazier stunts, disgusting perverted pranks way more disturbing than we've seen before, maybe just straight up hire stuntmen who really don't care for their lives
Paramount+ is making a Jackass show with the new cast
Steve-O is an unfunny sanctimonious frick with nothing to say other than 'dude i used to be so fricked up haha but i'm sober now.' Bam should stick him with some smack so they can both OD.
I know people like him who were fricked up awful people who got clean and now all their conversation is about how it is so much better being clean but it sounds like they are just trying so hard to convince themselves of that.
They are. That's how it is when you're a recovering addict. You're addicted for life and all you can do is try your best every day not to relapse and die.
The idea of making this movie was kinda pathetic. They are old fricking men now and thinking they can bring back the soul of young immature people
She's barely in it and barely gets hurt
Frick this unfunny b***h. I hate women so goddamn much. Unless you’re willing to shit on camera, show your pussy, shove things up your ass or pierce your nipples and hook it up to a car battery, a woman should have NOTHING TO DO with Jackass
Anyone remember this?
One of them nearly legit got killed by a rodeo bull. But she didn't last a second on it and bailed once it's leg nearly missed her chest. I guess that's hardcore? It just lacked the comedy. Didn't really laugh because they really didn't take many bumps. Knoxville stayed on the seesaw way after everyone else bailed.
it's okay to like dick. don't be ashamed.
homosexual
I didnt even watch the new one
and I watched Haggard
The best Jackass show
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No Bam no Jackass
Sam was right, Jackass is shit without Bam and Dunn.
I used to love Jackass, the entire cast, but now its obvious Bam and Dunn were the better part, that and they ran out of material.
Frick all of them for not trying harder to get Bam help and then cutting him.
Steve-O fricking sucks sober.
Preston and Weeman aren't very good as they are nothing but fat man little man dynamic, so they used that all up in the show and the first 2 movies.
Dave England was barely in this one.
Ehren McGhehey sucks in this one.
And if we're being honest, Dave and Ehren suck. Nice guys for the most part, except Ehren is that pussy you know who talks shit about his bully (Bam & Dunn) behind their back and hopes someone else will kick their ass, but when their bully is around he kisses their ass.
Johnny's good, but he did frick all in this one.
I don't even remember if Pontius was in this one, if he was he did frick all.
And this one especially sucked because it was "lets invite not only celebrities for every single """""stunt""""", but literal whos.
They should have left it dead, like Dunn. Jackass 3 wasn't as good as Jackass 1&2, but at least everyone was there and alive and little to no celebrities and it came out while they were still somewhat relevant, it came out not long after the box set and the 24 hour takeover. They would have ended on a solid 10 years of laughs and relevance.
This was a terrible cash grab. Bad Grandpa wasn't very good either.
>Sam was right
Who is Sam?
Sam Hyde and Nick Rochefort discuss Jackass. It was on youtube but I guess it got pulled.
Jackass was always a perfect balance between Big Brother and CKY. Now, it's just 100% Big Brother
frick off bam
If you are into casual CFNM I guess
Her father is the attorney general of the state of Nevada and therefore one of the most powerful men in Las Vegas, which makes you think
jackass 4 would have been better with bams ideas.
96 quite bitter beings is a legit good track tho
this but if only the taser was the tip of my dick, the after she blew me, I'd lick her pussy and ass, then have sex. aahhh sexo sexo I want to have sexo
How did this random white girl end up on Jackass anyway?
On Jackass 4.5 , Johnny said he saw her standup on Instagram. That was it. She doesn't even do stunts
White? Sure, Paco
he's fricking huge
you realize that bees cling to each other like a grape vine?
would you let her spit in your mouth as a jackass prank?
I bet Johnny did
No, only as a sexual kink.
not watching your streaming reboot dom