she was so cute bros, why'd she have to die :'(

she was so cute bros, why'd she have to die :'(

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was also raped by the xeno too.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      baseless speculation, the xeno tried to keep her alive and use her like dallas and the other guy, except it pulled her up into a hole that was too small for her. that's why she's hanging from the ceiling when ripley finds them.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure but why were her pants hanging down off her and why was the Xeno shown with its tails in between her legs?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why were her pants hanging down off her
          dallas and the other guy were also nude, the alien stripped them too.
          >why was the xeno shown with its tails in between her legs?
          that's how it carries people. also I'm sure you already know the footage is actually from the other guy's death (lambert wears cowboy boots and the shot is of someone wearing sneakers), and he was carried off too.

          there's undoubtedly a sexually suggestive nature to her death scene and the shot of the tail, and it was left ambiguous by ridley on purpose to keep the themes of sexual assault, but it's an alien with no understanding of humans. it doesn't reproduce like us, and has no physical capability to 'rape'. so it literally couldn't have raped her.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well this is my world and my perspecitve and I think it did indeed rape her or sexually assault her as some may call it. It rammed its tail up her vag in some sort sadimachistic way killing her then left her hanging. It might not be classified as rape to the Xeno as they have no idea what rape is but to me it is so there.

            Also Deckard is a replicant.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Why was the xeno shown with its tail between her legs?

            That shot was actually taken from the scene where Brett is killed. You can find footage of the Xeno;s tail slowly creeping up between his legs and before jabbing him in the back, paralyzing him while the Xeno double-jaws him in the head

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well this is my world and my perspecitve and I think it did indeed rape her or sexually assault her as some may call it. It rammed its tail up her vag in some sort sadimachistic way killing her then left her hanging. It might not be classified as rape to the Xeno as they have no idea what rape is but to me it is so there.

            Also Deckard is a replicant.

            Everyone knows the Xenomorph had hot kinky sex with Lambert, frenched her mouth with it's inner jaw, and fricked her pussy with its tail so much that she cummed herself to death. Stop blackballing everyone.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her breasts were also mighty cute.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nearly everyone died.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how Brett seems more confused than horrified.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It cute.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    confirmed as trans in alienslmao gayboy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >at birth
      she underwent forcible SRS at birth, she's not actually "trans" in our understanding.

      Thats every alien movie. Prepare to see cute girls brutally murdered

      don't intend on watching any of the rest, aliens has way too much action to be scary and doesn't capture the spirit of the first, 3 and resurrection are literal fanfic-tier

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >character is literally a troony
        >“well umm akshually that’s different because umm reasons mmk?”

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes, because to us, a troony is a mental patient who one day decided they're the opposite sex. this is a person who underwent a forcible surgery 'at birth', likely an experiment by WY since they're well-established as a soulless corporation. the next sentence supports this by saying so far there's no signs of trauma, meaning they were probably observing and continuously evaluating her.

          it's literally right there in the picture moron. anyways I'm done talking to an 80iq moron.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't read that in Aliens. It was only revealed what the propmakers tossed in after the fact. Its as valid as Shockwave being in Aliens.
          Besides the original profile for Lambert as included on the DVD's is totally different.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            what's the thing inside the circle?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shockwave

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's better to just say they used science fiction tech to turn a boy into an actual girl, not the porn addicts in real life who larp as girls.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be production designer for aliens
      >heh this b***h looks like dyke I'll sneak in a joke calling her a troony
      >years later autists still argue over this and consider it part of the lore

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thirty years after the fact in the DVD special edition, yes. In the original cut the text wasn't legible.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it not legible in the original because the resolution was too low / it's out of focus? Or did they add in additional shots of the crew profiles in the special edition? I've only ever seen the extended version

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It wasn't meant to be readable or legit. There's all kinds of inconsistencies if you really read the profiles.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >There's all kinds of inconsistencies if you really read the profiles.
            And they're all canon.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              see

              You can't read that in Aliens. It was only revealed what the propmakers tossed in after the fact. Its as valid as Shockwave being in Aliens.
              Besides the original profile for Lambert as included on the DVD's is totally different.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SO FAR NO INDICATION OF SUPRESSED TRAUMAS
      >NO INDICATION
      pisses herself and quivers the whole movie
      >parents didn't want a boy so they forced it to become a woman with conversion therapy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that might have had more to do with the fact there was an alien monster hunting them down the whole movie, anon.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats every alien movie. Prepare to see cute girls brutally murdered

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    same

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOOK WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which one, Cinemaphile?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ripley has zero ass so I'm going with lambert

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ripley. Not even a question.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the troony or the israelite? I'd rather frick Parker or Brett - they at least care about the Share situation.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dallas, I ain't no homosexual

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet his beard tickles and smells like sandalwood.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          what use is a coffee mug with holes?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sigourney has a face like Michelle Obama and an ass like Hank Hill. I will never understand how she has that one simp on this board.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      neither i guess
      i loathe scott and his masculine androgynus ugly women and this comes from one that loves tomboys and shit
      i just don't dig his tastes
      although last b***h on covenant or what the title was i didn't mind found her cute
      i mean there are several b***hes thru his carreer but whatever
      sometimes i wonder if it was for the sci fi setting period whatever

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >she

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The 43% rule

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The actress was really cute in Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was so fricking hot in Body Snatchers it's not even funny...

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just because she's cute, her annoying irrational screeching behavior gets excused. She literally demanded Ripley let the infected on-board, then attacked Ripley for daring to say that it's a strict rule that they need to be quarantined, and it's for everyone's safety. And the b***h never even apologized when everyone starts dying.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >irrational screeching behavior
      she had the most rational response to an alien monster killing them one by one, anon.

      I bet you think you'd be a total badass who fights and kills the alien while back in reality the prospect of speaking to a woman terrifies you.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because she was gay. It is like how the black guys die first in horror movies.
    It was a good time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is sarcasm right? I cant tell anymore.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        We need to talk about the genital situation

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It is like how the black guys die first in horror movies.
      name one movie where this actually happens

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not that anon but.
        There's certainly movies where a black guy died first but, there's movies where a white guy dies first, an asian guy dies first, a woman dies first. It's a pointless thing they try to pretend is some kind of "trope"

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it was never really a thing
          it originated because black people only really pay attention to black characters and will notice when they die
          and then people take black people too seriously and repeat things they say

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was a dumb joke that people took seriously

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Test

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You failed.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They deleted my low effect photoshop but didnt ban me.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what actually happened to Dallas?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's full of Democrats now.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Made me chuckle

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuTk4Qc7JGI

        Christ what a scene. I understand why it got cut but man, that's horrifying.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://alienseries.wordpress.com/2012/10/20/nostromo-crew-profiles/
    LAMBERT, J.M
    Navigator, USCSS Nostromo
    Sex: Female [Natural]
    DoB: 7 November 2093
    PoB: Ontario/Canada-UA
    12 May 2112
    Graduates Ontario University with Masters of Astro-Cartography.

    1 June 2112 – 18 September 2112
    Interns in Astro-Cartography Dept. at Ridton Corp. London/EU-UK.

    7 October 2112
    Marries Xander Chapman, Director of Astro-Cartography, Ridton Corp.

    28 October 2112 – 5 February 2114
    Serves as Shipping Lane Trafficator for Farside Lunar Mining, [Plymouth/Luna-UA].

    10 February 2114
    Divorces Xander Chapman, former Director of Astro-Cartography, Ridton Corp.

    17 February – 6 December 2114
    Serves as Assistant Navigator on Red Star Lines pleasure cruiser Infinity, [Mars-Orion route] [Flight Status C].

    29 January 2115 – 1 August 2118
    Serves as Navigator/Comm Officer on Ridton Corp salvage vessel Leggatt, under Captain Leigh.

    13 September 2118
    Marries Lordan Hessutt, Executive Officer on Ridton Corp salvage vessel Leggatt.

    3 January 2120
    Divorces Lordan Hessutt, Executive Officer on Ridton Corp salvage vessel Leggatt.

    11 October 2118 – 19 December 2119
    Serves as Navigator on Weyland Yutani scout ship Adowa, under Captain Payne, [Flight Status BC].

    5 January 2120 – Present
    Serves as Navigator on Weyland Yutani towing vessel USCSS Nostromo, under Captain Dallas, [Flight Status B].

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >twice divorced
      >both times married men in high paying jobs
      >ends up working as a wagie on a cargo hauler
      >ends her days getting ran through by an alien
      Not to speak ill of the dead, but what a fricking prostitute

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