Spoiler alert to some extent but trying to keep it broadstrokes:
Season 4 and 5 they had to leave Agrestic/Majestic because of the fire at the end of season 3 and moved to a surburb closer to the Mexican border. Nancy gets into typical Nancy behavior and starts running small time dealing operations while trying to sleep her way out of trouble and winds up involved with a high-level rich Mexican with cartel ties, Esteban, who later feels she's a liability and plans to get rid of her before she gets pregnant with his child, which saves her life but forces her into a marriage with him so becomes a de-facto prisoner.
Silas, the older son, is wishy-washy between wanting to be a moralgay and clean up the family or compete against his mother as a local drug lord himself; Shane the younger son starts going more dark; after getting caught whacking it to an old nude pic of his mom, he gets aggressive at school and beats up the local chad and gets the attention of some hot goth jailbait, and keeps a lower profile after that but continues to be more dark and secretive.
Andy has some various shenanigans he tries to distract his seething and pining for Nancy, like trying to grow weed out in the hills, and then does a stint as a Coyote but starts falling for some cute brown girl. Doug and the lawyer friend who was married to Celia but hating his life show up occassional with Andy's adventures. Celia in the meantime blames Nancy for everything that happened to her and focuses on taking her out, and gets roped into the feds or DEA or something.
Later on a high-level ruthless cartel woman named Pilar seethes at the Esteban/Nancy situation and pushes to get rid of the gringo liability b***h after the child is born and pushes Esteban toward that end. Nancy has a little baby boy (forgot what he was named) and is on-edge after.
End of season 5 Pilar confronts Nancy alone but Shane clocks her with a mallet, killing her.
Season 6 is quite different as it's less ensemble cast; only the core family for the most part, and they are generally on the run so single or a couple episodes in a certain area from the country.
It's my favorite season however because it has a lot of character growth, and some really great scenes with Andy and Nancy (including Andy finally getting sick of her bullshit and calling her out). Doug does show up at a couple spots too, but the main downside of the season is you don't see Celia anymore
Nancy with her now 3 boys, and Andy, on the run trying to keep a low profile from both the feds and the cartel, they get some shitbox RV and start road tripping to various episodic shenanigans. They wind up in Nancy's hometown where she meets a teacher from when she was in high school who had a thing for her (sounded like she was a bawd from way back), and he helps out some. They plan to fly to Denmark because Andy in his hipster ways figures it to be a promised land. They start to get on a flight but the feds and cartel finally catch up to them, and Nancy surprisingly makes the first decisions of the entire show that was beneficial to her family and not selfish: she gives herself up to the feds and confesses to killing Pilar, to give her boys and Andy time to fly out of the country.
Seasosn 7 and 8 are odd ones with several timeskips, it opens a few years later with Nancy in prison (template/test for Orange is the New Black?), and then Andy and the boys come back to the States when Nancy goes on parole (and some of Andy's Danish shenangans fall flat - although I wish there were more arcs there).
Some rehash in NYC, Nancy's older sister comes in again and she's pretty funny. Silas starts going more legit into botany and chemistry for medical, and Andy finally gives up on Nancy. Series ends with a timeskip of almost a decade; legitimate dispensaries are going, Silas manages some and Andy has a kid and a happy wife.
Cory is built like an Oompa Loompa unlike the stick goddess Parker. That being said, I have jerked off to both innumerable times. The sauna and changing room series are my favorites, and I fapped until I passed out when the sex scene from the later seasons of Weeds came out.
I loved the show before they made her “hot”instead of cute.
I never bought the idea that she’s some sex kitten who can bend the world to her will by her looks alone.
Mary-Louise Parker was hot way longer than most actresses, for the entire 80s, 90s, 2000s, 2010s. no idea what she looks like now in the 2020s, wouldnt be surprised if she still a hot gmilf
i remember i had 2 or 3 stoner friends who would get together and watch this show. i was always bored by it. but all that mattered to them was that the show had weed in it. and that was all the common ground they needed to waste entire days binging it
The later seasons get really shitty but I remember the first one or two being good. It’s not breaking bad or anything though, that’s what me and my boys watched because we heard it was about breakfast
well that's dumb. i always thought it was unrealistic. whenever she was baking edibles people would walk into her house and not notice. when you make edibles you can smell it down the street
she used her sexuality several times to get out of trouble/get what she wanted when talking proved useless. that really must have burned some incels' asses lol
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she was pretty hot
She was hot, I janked off fat load
OP exposing himself as a homosexual. Many such cases.
I like em bigger but still a pretty fricking hot. She could get away with whatever she'd want with me
She was hot but absolutely insufferable after the first season. Seeing Andy win is the only reason I finished the show.
I tapped out in season 3 or 4, how did it end
Spoiler alert to some extent but trying to keep it broadstrokes:
Season 4 and 5 they had to leave Agrestic/Majestic because of the fire at the end of season 3 and moved to a surburb closer to the Mexican border. Nancy gets into typical Nancy behavior and starts running small time dealing operations while trying to sleep her way out of trouble and winds up involved with a high-level rich Mexican with cartel ties, Esteban, who later feels she's a liability and plans to get rid of her before she gets pregnant with his child, which saves her life but forces her into a marriage with him so becomes a de-facto prisoner.
Silas, the older son, is wishy-washy between wanting to be a moralgay and clean up the family or compete against his mother as a local drug lord himself; Shane the younger son starts going more dark; after getting caught whacking it to an old nude pic of his mom, he gets aggressive at school and beats up the local chad and gets the attention of some hot goth jailbait, and keeps a lower profile after that but continues to be more dark and secretive.
Andy has some various shenanigans he tries to distract his seething and pining for Nancy, like trying to grow weed out in the hills, and then does a stint as a Coyote but starts falling for some cute brown girl. Doug and the lawyer friend who was married to Celia but hating his life show up occassional with Andy's adventures. Celia in the meantime blames Nancy for everything that happened to her and focuses on taking her out, and gets roped into the feds or DEA or something.
Later on a high-level ruthless cartel woman named Pilar seethes at the Esteban/Nancy situation and pushes to get rid of the gringo liability b***h after the child is born and pushes Esteban toward that end. Nancy has a little baby boy (forgot what he was named) and is on-edge after.
End of season 5 Pilar confronts Nancy alone but Shane clocks her with a mallet, killing her.
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started reading and eyes glazed over chuckling to myself that this was pasta ragebait until I realized you were mostly correct
Season 6 is quite different as it's less ensemble cast; only the core family for the most part, and they are generally on the run so single or a couple episodes in a certain area from the country.
It's my favorite season however because it has a lot of character growth, and some really great scenes with Andy and Nancy (including Andy finally getting sick of her bullshit and calling her out). Doug does show up at a couple spots too, but the main downside of the season is you don't see Celia anymore
Nancy with her now 3 boys, and Andy, on the run trying to keep a low profile from both the feds and the cartel, they get some shitbox RV and start road tripping to various episodic shenanigans. They wind up in Nancy's hometown where she meets a teacher from when she was in high school who had a thing for her (sounded like she was a bawd from way back), and he helps out some. They plan to fly to Denmark because Andy in his hipster ways figures it to be a promised land. They start to get on a flight but the feds and cartel finally catch up to them, and Nancy surprisingly makes the first decisions of the entire show that was beneficial to her family and not selfish: she gives herself up to the feds and confesses to killing Pilar, to give her boys and Andy time to fly out of the country.
Seasosn 7 and 8 are odd ones with several timeskips, it opens a few years later with Nancy in prison (template/test for Orange is the New Black?), and then Andy and the boys come back to the States when Nancy goes on parole (and some of Andy's Danish shenangans fall flat - although I wish there were more arcs there).
Some rehash in NYC, Nancy's older sister comes in again and she's pretty funny. Silas starts going more legit into botany and chemistry for medical, and Andy finally gives up on Nancy. Series ends with a timeskip of almost a decade; legitimate dispensaries are going, Silas manages some and Andy has a kid and a happy wife.
Oh yeah and Shane becomes a cop.
Didn't watch because I'm not a pajeet. But OP is a homosexual
SHE HAS THE SAME FACE AS THE PORN-STAR "CORY CHASE" BUT DIFFERENT COLORED HAIR.
I'D EAT HER SHIT DAWG!
Cory is built like an Oompa Loompa unlike the stick goddess Parker. That being said, I have jerked off to both innumerable times. The sauna and changing room series are my favorites, and I fapped until I passed out when the sex scene from the later seasons of Weeds came out.
I loved the show before they made her “hot”instead of cute.
I never bought the idea that she’s some sex kitten who can bend the world to her will by her looks alone.
This. I never got the appeal of her. She was a cutie but no body. Like a poor man’s Terry Hatcher.
Mary-Louise Parker was hot way longer than most actresses, for the entire 80s, 90s, 2000s, 2010s. no idea what she looks like now in the 2020s, wouldnt be surprised if she still a hot gmilf
>Mary-Louise Parker is 59 and looks like this in 2024
Ghoulish
that is one hot milf
looks a bit like trollface
she could absolutely still get it
I jerk off to the scene of her pissing in a cup fairly often.
for me it's tiddy sucking scene
i remember i had 2 or 3 stoner friends who would get together and watch this show. i was always bored by it. but all that mattered to them was that the show had weed in it. and that was all the common ground they needed to waste entire days binging it
The later seasons get really shitty but I remember the first one or two being good. It’s not breaking bad or anything though, that’s what me and my boys watched because we heard it was about breakfast
well that's dumb. i always thought it was unrealistic. whenever she was baking edibles people would walk into her house and not notice. when you make edibles you can smell it down the street
i stopped watching the show once she became a prostitute and started randomly fricking drug dealers.
she used her sexuality several times to get out of trouble/get what she wanted when talking proved useless. that really must have burned some incels' asses lol
Weed guys are such flaming fricking gays man it's unreal
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sure man you're definitely not a big time loser 😉
yes she was
I remember jerking off to the bar scene, even humming the song.
And the fact that her son jerk offs to pictures of her is just cherry on top
Mary Louise Parker is quite hot.