she wasn't that evil...

she wasn't that evil...

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not in dragon form
    pass.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not trying to frick her into her dragon form

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I only wants to breed her when she's in her big strong dragon monster form.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Big egglayer, right there.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not loving her in both forms
        Cowards.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The dragon is the true form.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >big strong dragon monster form.
        Actual homosexual, but there's nothing wrong with that.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even the biggest, strongest woman can be brought down by the weakest of men, tiny man.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's nothing homosexualy about wantin' to bang a dragoness, anon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But how do you give a dragon pubes?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You shave them from the most beautiful maidens in the land and offer them to her in a fancy container, like say a israeliteeled goblet.

        By the way, don't drink out of your goblet tonight.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to beat her first boss phase to unlock it.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes she was, and that's why we like her.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She cute.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >She wasn't that evil
    She was, and that's why she was hot. I hate the idea of gays liking evil girls just so they can fix them.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hot.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maleficent for Satan confirmed

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        best pairing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I blame Kingdom Hearts for that. Because Maleficent is saddled with Pete she's more "nicer" is the word I'm looking for. Maleficent has no allies so she appreciates Pete. Mind you she's nice to Diablo her raven. But you get it, Kingdom Hearts softened Maleficent.

      My hope is that whenever it's time to wrap up Maleficent's subplot she goes out in a blaze of EVIL glory. I want Maleficent to remind idiots why she's called the Mistress of Evil. Show her be cruel. Show her be demonic. And when she loses have her lose in an unrepentant vile malevolent manner. Don't turn her into Female Xehanort.

      Maleficent is a grand animation baddie. So classic is she, there's rumors that the new Female Villain in Princess Peach Showtime is inspired by Maleficent (on that note same to Shadow Queen from Paper Mario). Female villains have gone down in quality when shit like Catra is considered a "good" example of a female villain and don't get me started on shit like Adventure Time with Bubblegum.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do think it's an interesting wrinkle in her character how the one consistent trait she has is that she genuinely cares for the few allies she has. It's just sort of funny how even the supposedly irredeemable Mistress of Evil sees value in the Power of Friendship, at least on a subconscious level.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly its practical. In Kingdom Hearts, the power of friendship basically makes you a god

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your hopes for KH Maleficent hinge heavily on how much Squeenix is allowed to write the story again. Squeenix does a lot of things wrong, but no FF characters in all of 3 vanilla and all the plot being in the last 3 hours smacks of Disney fricking with the game. I personally like Maleficent being busy with taking down other villains because she's this looming gun that just isn't pointed at you right now, of course she should never be good though. But ya, if you "get" KH, you really like 1 and 2's overarching narrative with the characters regardless of where they came from. I fear we'll never see a return to that kind of story again though.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disney just doesn’t make villains like this anymore.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        based

        We heard you the first time, anon.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          not the same anon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They picked the perfect voice actress for her too. 10/10 villain.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she was
      Compared to even some other Disney villains, she really wasn’t.
      >The Coachman corrupts children into donkeys unable to speak and sells them into slavery
      >Chernabog horrifically tortures his minions for the sake of it
      >The Horned King intends to kill everyone in the land and trap them in a horrific undead state
      >Frollo regularly tortured people, almost drowned a baby after killing his mother, and intends to genocide an entire race to run from his hypocrisy
      >Rourke and pals are willing to condemn an entire civilization to death for money
      Maleficent talks a big game but she barely does shit.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fred Perry

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think she should be turned into a ditzy big tittied bimbo who loves to suck wieners

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine her sucking a bunch of small wieners

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >small
        but anon everyone knows shotas have the biggest dicks of all

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >shotas
          no i was talking about fat losers like me.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hot.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            pathetic
            but i guess being public use means she has to

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >pathetic
              no more pathetic than pretending i have a big dick

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                being fat is what's pathetic

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's fair, but it's fun

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go die.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Says this before a 600 pound landwhale lands on him because he told that same fatass to kill himself

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It always devolves into "lol I crush u" with you fat c**ts. The only thing you're crushing is beauty standards and your knees.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't she a high ranking fae and they did everything they could to insult and spurn her?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frick is a "high ranking fae"? She's a fairy like the others and they snubbed her.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fae have courts and ranks within those courts, you know.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you know
          No, I don't cause I'm not some queer fairy.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bro, this guy is BEGGING to walk between two mushrooms when he's outside and then come back home to find it's twenty years later and his mom's dead wondering why he left her.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does her rank compare to Tinkerbell's?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's kind of hit and miss with that. Traditionally, Unseelie Fae like Malificent tend to be flighty even at the best of times so inviting her could have ended up just as bad as not inviting her.

      That being said, the kingdom had been doing just fine with her nearby for generations and she seemed fairly stable and detached from mortal affairs. If they had invited her, she probably wouldn't have even shown up.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well they did invite everyone but her. Even irl that stings.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they did everything they could to insult and spurn her?
      They simply thought she was dead, and didn't invite her to the baby's christening. That said, Maleficent always struck me as the type that didn't actually care about the event; had they invited her, she wouldn't have even shown up. Because they didn't, however, she used that as an excuse to be a b***h. That's all it was: An excuse to do evil, because she loves what she does.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She just needed some dick.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! The evil butterfly is out to get me!
    >"Don’t be silly sweetie. It’s harmless."
    >"But mommy! The evil butterfly is talking to me! It speaks of death... and suffering!"
    >(pretending to be serious) "Ha, ha ha. Okay sweetie, what's the big bad butterfly saying to you?"
    >the butterfly buzzes right up to the girl's ear and faintly whispers in a grave, menacing tone
    >"Unsupported airborne drop over Hostomel airport, Ukrainian traffic cams, raised eyebrows, closed cauldrons, Z isn't even in the Cyrillic alphabet, Kalibr missile effectiveness rate, digging trenches in the Red Forest, stealing vials of radioactive isotopes from Chernobyl, smoke break at Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant, Rosgvardiya convoy in Downtown Kiev, Azovstal basement, sneezing cowboy cat, give it up for Day _, Gypsies with tractors, cope cages, ERA plates full of egg cartons, Su-25 pilots using Google Maps, Kadyrovites posting on TikTok without a VPN, S-400 Return to Sender mode, melted BMDs, only T-80UM2 ever built, AKMs made in 1959, expired rations, number of supply trucks per Battalion Tactical Group, stealing the your Battalion Tactical Group's supply of diesel to make krokodil, IFAKs covered in black mold, North Korean artillery shells, Shoigu's wood collection, Oryx, Perun, Österreichs Bundesheer, Military History Visualized, Lazer Pig, Potato Man, Task Force Kraken, Azov Regiment, 45th Air Assault Brigade, Ruslan Zinin, Darya Trepova, driving with Dugin, Tube-launched Optically tracked Wire-guided, NLAW, Javelin, Starstreak, Stinger, Bayraktar, M Triple Seven, Pregnant Anne Frank artillery shell, Excalibur, HIMARS, Panzerhaubitze, Victory Day parades cancelled, Sevastopol oil depot, Moskva maintenance report, bolting S-400s to Black Sea Fleet ships, Bakhmut longer than Stalingrad, Kerch bridge, Wagner recruiting from prisons, HIV wristbands, Putin arrest warrant, Avengers coloring pencils, Prigozhin begging for ammo online, Snake Island radio station. Slava Ukraini."

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shame the dynamite comics are so boring. Just kind of bland "someone shows up in Maleficent's forest and she owns them." No real writing to speak of and the art is passable but not good enough to carry a whole issue, much less the five so far.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like the first issue presents the idea of "Maleficent created the folkloric figure of Reynard the Fox by mutating some poor schmuck" and then proceeds to do nothing interesting with that.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was. She was just a very lawful evil, and not a chaotic loon.
    Had she been invited and treated with the respect and deference she feels she deserved, there wouldn't have been an issue and she may have even given the baby Aurora favor instead of a curse.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's being a little generous. She may be lawful, but she's still evil. There's no reason to expect that inviting her wouldn't have resulted in her giving out a "gift" that was little better than a curse. She proudly declares herself to be the mistress of all evil, after all.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the prince choose the wrong girl

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There better be something going on to the left of this.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guess you could say Maleficent's body put the competition to rest.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Angry with the parents
    >Take it on the baby
    That's pretty evil.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just invite her to the fricking party?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was a known c**t

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was the wrong color

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose both

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Indeed. You just need to hear...her side of the story.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    mandatory.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn't it be the other way around?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        no

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good one

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where would you even look for tags like these?

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Maleficent movies were fricking dumb, but I always enjoyed this dynamic.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She needs to be at least three times heavier with even bigger milkers and hips for me to even care.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    fix her or making her (or you) worse?

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That smug look they give each other.
      That bird knows EXACTLY what's going to happen next and is going to enjoy watching every second of it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's fricking the bird?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, she's fricking the shota

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            But that's pedophile...

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Out of 10.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    She knows she isn't strong enough, which is why she's looking for the Black Box.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    She'll find a way, Kingdom Hearts is a master class in ass pulls and making up nonsense.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought Maleficent was a hag, so it was really weird to find out people simped for her

      based Xehanort, dabbing on the haters

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I always thought Maleficent was a hag, so it was really weird to find out people simped for her
        GILF is a term, and hagfrickers are a thing. But I can see how people would be down for a stern faced green skinned girl.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    POST MORE NOW

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lewd

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She really is the most sexiest Disney villain

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