I blame Kingdom Hearts for that. Because Maleficent is saddled with Pete she's more "nicer" is the word I'm looking for. Maleficent has no allies so she appreciates Pete. Mind you she's nice to Diablo her raven. But you get it, Kingdom Hearts softened Maleficent.
My hope is that whenever it's time to wrap up Maleficent's subplot she goes out in a blaze of EVIL glory. I want Maleficent to remind idiots why she's called the Mistress of Evil. Show her be cruel. Show her be demonic. And when she loses have her lose in an unrepentant vile malevolent manner. Don't turn her into Female Xehanort.
Maleficent is a grand animation baddie. So classic is she, there's rumors that the new Female Villain in Princess Peach Showtime is inspired by Maleficent (on that note same to Shadow Queen from Paper Mario). Female villains have gone down in quality when shit like Catra is considered a "good" example of a female villain and don't get me started on shit like Adventure Time with Bubblegum.
I do think it's an interesting wrinkle in her character how the one consistent trait she has is that she genuinely cares for the few allies she has. It's just sort of funny how even the supposedly irredeemable Mistress of Evil sees value in the Power of Friendship, at least on a subconscious level.
Your hopes for KH Maleficent hinge heavily on how much Squeenix is allowed to write the story again. Squeenix does a lot of things wrong, but no FF characters in all of 3 vanilla and all the plot being in the last 3 hours smacks of Disney fricking with the game. I personally like Maleficent being busy with taking down other villains because she's this looming gun that just isn't pointed at you right now, of course she should never be good though. But ya, if you "get" KH, you really like 1 and 2's overarching narrative with the characters regardless of where they came from. I fear we'll never see a return to that kind of story again though.
>she was
Compared to even some other Disney villains, she really wasn’t. >The Coachman corrupts children into donkeys unable to speak and sells them into slavery >Chernabog horrifically tortures his minions for the sake of it >The Horned King intends to kill everyone in the land and trap them in a horrific undead state >Frollo regularly tortured people, almost drowned a baby after killing his mother, and intends to genocide an entire race to run from his hypocrisy >Rourke and pals are willing to condemn an entire civilization to death for money
Maleficent talks a big game but she barely does shit.
Bro, this guy is BEGGING to walk between two mushrooms when he's outside and then come back home to find it's twenty years later and his mom's dead wondering why he left her.
It's kind of hit and miss with that. Traditionally, Unseelie Fae like Malificent tend to be flighty even at the best of times so inviting her could have ended up just as bad as not inviting her.
That being said, the kingdom had been doing just fine with her nearby for generations and she seemed fairly stable and detached from mortal affairs. If they had invited her, she probably wouldn't have even shown up.
>they did everything they could to insult and spurn her?
They simply thought she was dead, and didn't invite her to the baby's christening. That said, Maleficent always struck me as the type that didn't actually care about the event; had they invited her, she wouldn't have even shown up. Because they didn't, however, she used that as an excuse to be a b***h. That's all it was: An excuse to do evil, because she loves what she does.
>"Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! The evil butterfly is out to get me! >"Don’t be silly sweetie. It’s harmless." >"But mommy! The evil butterfly is talking to me! It speaks of death... and suffering!" >(pretending to be serious) "Ha, ha ha. Okay sweetie, what's the big bad butterfly saying to you?" >the butterfly buzzes right up to the girl's ear and faintly whispers in a grave, menacing tone >"Unsupported airborne drop over Hostomel airport, Ukrainian traffic cams, raised eyebrows, closed cauldrons, Z isn't even in the Cyrillic alphabet, Kalibr missile effectiveness rate, digging trenches in the Red Forest, stealing vials of radioactive isotopes from Chernobyl, smoke break at Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant, Rosgvardiya convoy in Downtown Kiev, Azovstal basement, sneezing cowboy cat, give it up for Day _, Gypsies with tractors, cope cages, ERA plates full of egg cartons, Su-25 pilots using Google Maps, Kadyrovites posting on TikTok without a VPN, S-400 Return to Sender mode, melted BMDs, only T-80UM2 ever built, AKMs made in 1959, expired rations, number of supply trucks per Battalion Tactical Group, stealing the your Battalion Tactical Group's supply of diesel to make krokodil, IFAKs covered in black mold, North Korean artillery shells, Shoigu's wood collection, Oryx, Perun, Österreichs Bundesheer, Military History Visualized, Lazer Pig, Potato Man, Task Force Kraken, Azov Regiment, 45th Air Assault Brigade, Ruslan Zinin, Darya Trepova, driving with Dugin, Tube-launched Optically tracked Wire-guided, NLAW, Javelin, Starstreak, Stinger, Bayraktar, M Triple Seven, Pregnant Anne Frank artillery shell, Excalibur, HIMARS, Panzerhaubitze, Victory Day parades cancelled, Sevastopol oil depot, Moskva maintenance report, bolting S-400s to Black Sea Fleet ships, Bakhmut longer than Stalingrad, Kerch bridge, Wagner recruiting from prisons, HIV wristbands, Putin arrest warrant, Avengers coloring pencils, Prigozhin begging for ammo online, Snake Island radio station. Slava Ukraini."
It's a shame the dynamite comics are so boring. Just kind of bland "someone shows up in Maleficent's forest and she owns them." No real writing to speak of and the art is passable but not good enough to carry a whole issue, much less the five so far.
Like the first issue presents the idea of "Maleficent created the folkloric figure of Reynard the Fox by mutating some poor schmuck" and then proceeds to do nothing interesting with that.
She was. She was just a very lawful evil, and not a chaotic loon.
Had she been invited and treated with the respect and deference she feels she deserved, there wouldn't have been an issue and she may have even given the baby Aurora favor instead of a curse.
That's being a little generous. She may be lawful, but she's still evil. There's no reason to expect that inviting her wouldn't have resulted in her giving out a "gift" that was little better than a curse. She proudly declares herself to be the mistress of all evil, after all.
>I always thought Maleficent was a hag, so it was really weird to find out people simped for her
GILF is a term, and hagfrickers are a thing. But I can see how people would be down for a stern faced green skinned girl.
>not in dragon form
pass.
>Not trying to frick her into her dragon form
This. I only wants to breed her when she's in her big strong dragon monster form.
Big egglayer, right there.
>not loving her in both forms
Cowards.
The dragon is the true form.
>big strong dragon monster form.
Actual homosexual, but there's nothing wrong with that.
Even the biggest, strongest woman can be brought down by the weakest of men, tiny man.
There's nothing homosexualy about wantin' to bang a dragoness, anon
But how do you give a dragon pubes?
You shave them from the most beautiful maidens in the land and offer them to her in a fancy container, like say a israeliteeled goblet.
By the way, don't drink out of your goblet tonight.
You have to beat her first boss phase to unlock it.
Yes she was, and that's why we like her.
She cute.
>She wasn't that evil
She was, and that's why she was hot. I hate the idea of gays liking evil girls just so they can fix them.
Hot.
Maleficent for Satan confirmed
best pairing
I blame Kingdom Hearts for that. Because Maleficent is saddled with Pete she's more "nicer" is the word I'm looking for. Maleficent has no allies so she appreciates Pete. Mind you she's nice to Diablo her raven. But you get it, Kingdom Hearts softened Maleficent.
My hope is that whenever it's time to wrap up Maleficent's subplot she goes out in a blaze of EVIL glory. I want Maleficent to remind idiots why she's called the Mistress of Evil. Show her be cruel. Show her be demonic. And when she loses have her lose in an unrepentant vile malevolent manner. Don't turn her into Female Xehanort.
Maleficent is a grand animation baddie. So classic is she, there's rumors that the new Female Villain in Princess Peach Showtime is inspired by Maleficent (on that note same to Shadow Queen from Paper Mario). Female villains have gone down in quality when shit like Catra is considered a "good" example of a female villain and don't get me started on shit like Adventure Time with Bubblegum.
I do think it's an interesting wrinkle in her character how the one consistent trait she has is that she genuinely cares for the few allies she has. It's just sort of funny how even the supposedly irredeemable Mistress of Evil sees value in the Power of Friendship, at least on a subconscious level.
Honestly its practical. In Kingdom Hearts, the power of friendship basically makes you a god
Your hopes for KH Maleficent hinge heavily on how much Squeenix is allowed to write the story again. Squeenix does a lot of things wrong, but no FF characters in all of 3 vanilla and all the plot being in the last 3 hours smacks of Disney fricking with the game. I personally like Maleficent being busy with taking down other villains because she's this looming gun that just isn't pointed at you right now, of course she should never be good though. But ya, if you "get" KH, you really like 1 and 2's overarching narrative with the characters regardless of where they came from. I fear we'll never see a return to that kind of story again though.
Disney just doesn’t make villains like this anymore.
based
We heard you the first time, anon.
not the same anon
based
They picked the perfect voice actress for her too. 10/10 villain.
>she was
Compared to even some other Disney villains, she really wasn’t.
>The Coachman corrupts children into donkeys unable to speak and sells them into slavery
>Chernabog horrifically tortures his minions for the sake of it
>The Horned King intends to kill everyone in the land and trap them in a horrific undead state
>Frollo regularly tortured people, almost drowned a baby after killing his mother, and intends to genocide an entire race to run from his hypocrisy
>Rourke and pals are willing to condemn an entire civilization to death for money
Maleficent talks a big game but she barely does shit.
Fred Perry
i think she should be turned into a ditzy big tittied bimbo who loves to suck wieners
imagine her sucking a bunch of small wieners
>small
but anon everyone knows shotas have the biggest dicks of all
>shotas
no i was talking about fat losers like me.
Hot.
pathetic
but i guess being public use means she has to
>pathetic
no more pathetic than pretending i have a big dick
being fat is what's pathetic
that's fair, but it's fun
Go die.
>Says this before a 600 pound landwhale lands on him because he told that same fatass to kill himself
It always devolves into "lol I crush u" with you fat c**ts. The only thing you're crushing is beauty standards and your knees.
Wasn't she a high ranking fae and they did everything they could to insult and spurn her?
The frick is a "high ranking fae"? She's a fairy like the others and they snubbed her.
Fae have courts and ranks within those courts, you know.
>you know
No, I don't cause I'm not some queer fairy.
Bro, this guy is BEGGING to walk between two mushrooms when he's outside and then come back home to find it's twenty years later and his mom's dead wondering why he left her.
How does her rank compare to Tinkerbell's?
It's kind of hit and miss with that. Traditionally, Unseelie Fae like Malificent tend to be flighty even at the best of times so inviting her could have ended up just as bad as not inviting her.
That being said, the kingdom had been doing just fine with her nearby for generations and she seemed fairly stable and detached from mortal affairs. If they had invited her, she probably wouldn't have even shown up.
Well they did invite everyone but her. Even irl that stings.
>they did everything they could to insult and spurn her?
They simply thought she was dead, and didn't invite her to the baby's christening. That said, Maleficent always struck me as the type that didn't actually care about the event; had they invited her, she wouldn't have even shown up. Because they didn't, however, she used that as an excuse to be a b***h. That's all it was: An excuse to do evil, because she loves what she does.
She just needed some dick.
>"Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! The evil butterfly is out to get me!
>"Don’t be silly sweetie. It’s harmless."
>"But mommy! The evil butterfly is talking to me! It speaks of death... and suffering!"
>(pretending to be serious) "Ha, ha ha. Okay sweetie, what's the big bad butterfly saying to you?"
>the butterfly buzzes right up to the girl's ear and faintly whispers in a grave, menacing tone
>"Unsupported airborne drop over Hostomel airport, Ukrainian traffic cams, raised eyebrows, closed cauldrons, Z isn't even in the Cyrillic alphabet, Kalibr missile effectiveness rate, digging trenches in the Red Forest, stealing vials of radioactive isotopes from Chernobyl, smoke break at Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant, Rosgvardiya convoy in Downtown Kiev, Azovstal basement, sneezing cowboy cat, give it up for Day _, Gypsies with tractors, cope cages, ERA plates full of egg cartons, Su-25 pilots using Google Maps, Kadyrovites posting on TikTok without a VPN, S-400 Return to Sender mode, melted BMDs, only T-80UM2 ever built, AKMs made in 1959, expired rations, number of supply trucks per Battalion Tactical Group, stealing the your Battalion Tactical Group's supply of diesel to make krokodil, IFAKs covered in black mold, North Korean artillery shells, Shoigu's wood collection, Oryx, Perun, Österreichs Bundesheer, Military History Visualized, Lazer Pig, Potato Man, Task Force Kraken, Azov Regiment, 45th Air Assault Brigade, Ruslan Zinin, Darya Trepova, driving with Dugin, Tube-launched Optically tracked Wire-guided, NLAW, Javelin, Starstreak, Stinger, Bayraktar, M Triple Seven, Pregnant Anne Frank artillery shell, Excalibur, HIMARS, Panzerhaubitze, Victory Day parades cancelled, Sevastopol oil depot, Moskva maintenance report, bolting S-400s to Black Sea Fleet ships, Bakhmut longer than Stalingrad, Kerch bridge, Wagner recruiting from prisons, HIV wristbands, Putin arrest warrant, Avengers coloring pencils, Prigozhin begging for ammo online, Snake Island radio station. Slava Ukraini."
It's a shame the dynamite comics are so boring. Just kind of bland "someone shows up in Maleficent's forest and she owns them." No real writing to speak of and the art is passable but not good enough to carry a whole issue, much less the five so far.
Like the first issue presents the idea of "Maleficent created the folkloric figure of Reynard the Fox by mutating some poor schmuck" and then proceeds to do nothing interesting with that.
She was. She was just a very lawful evil, and not a chaotic loon.
Had she been invited and treated with the respect and deference she feels she deserved, there wouldn't have been an issue and she may have even given the baby Aurora favor instead of a curse.
That's being a little generous. She may be lawful, but she's still evil. There's no reason to expect that inviting her wouldn't have resulted in her giving out a "gift" that was little better than a curse. She proudly declares herself to be the mistress of all evil, after all.
the prince choose the wrong girl
There better be something going on to the left of this.
Guess you could say Maleficent's body put the competition to rest.
>Angry with the parents
>Take it on the baby
That's pretty evil.
Why didn't they just invite her to the fricking party?
She was a known c**t
She was the wrong color
I choose both
Nice
Indeed. You just need to hear...her side of the story.
mandatory.
Shouldn't it be the other way around?
no
Good one
Where would you even look for tags like these?
The Maleficent movies were fricking dumb, but I always enjoyed this dynamic.
She needs to be at least three times heavier with even bigger milkers and hips for me to even care.
fix her or making her (or you) worse?
>That smug look they give each other.
That bird knows EXACTLY what's going to happen next and is going to enjoy watching every second of it.
She's fricking the bird?
no, she's fricking the shota
But that's pedophile...
Out of 10.
She knows she isn't strong enough, which is why she's looking for the Black Box.
She'll find a way, Kingdom Hearts is a master class in ass pulls and making up nonsense.
I always thought Maleficent was a hag, so it was really weird to find out people simped for her
based Xehanort, dabbing on the haters
>I always thought Maleficent was a hag, so it was really weird to find out people simped for her
GILF is a term, and hagfrickers are a thing. But I can see how people would be down for a stern faced green skinned girl.
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Lewd
She really is the most sexiest Disney villain