Sheev didn't burn himself. it was just a mask that melted and revealed his true face

Sheev didn't burn himself
it was just a mask that melted and revealed his true face

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was cum

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean burns don't fricking look like that, it doesn't even come close

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This shit was so contrived, just a lame reason to make him look like he did in the original trilogy. No one else got old when they were shocked. Luke got shocked for 10x longer than this and he didn't get old and wrinkly.

      >Anons can't fathom the possibility that palpatine really exhausted himself and needed anakin's help to defeat mace windu

      Think about it, mace was really strong in his use of the lightsaber; palpatine was using all of his power to try to break his defence and he couldn't do it.

      The villain gets really boring if you start imagining him as an overwordly god who has... Unlimited power. In my opinion I like to imagine him as very powerful, but also very manipulative; and so he knew he wouldn't defeat dooku on his own, but he also knew that anakin would switch sides to help him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        His spin attack was on cooldown

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >mace was really strong in his use of the lightsaber
        Dooku was actually better than Windu. Dooku even beat Windu in the comics which made Windu even more obsessed with hunting down Dooku

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dooku has never defeated Windu.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        when he reveals himself to anakin it's sort of a do or die moment for palpatine. after grievous is captured the war will be ended and all eyes will be on him and all of his emergency powers
        he really is a sort of puppetmaster savant but also extremely bold and somewhat reckless underneath his calculated surface, there's also great subtlety in his acting in that scene, including presumably feeling after his lightsaber when anakin starts threatening him

        the writing of these movies really never deserved to get shit on honestly, it's very well put together

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the writing of these movies really never deserved to get shit on honestly, it's very well put together
          The thing that kills me is that if you look at reviews from the release window, the Prequels were never shit on by the general public or even the majority of fans. I know modern production companies are constantly trying to reframe their failure as if a vocal minority of manbabies are the only one's shitting on whatever the latest bomb is, but with the Star Wars Prequels it honestly 100% really was just a vocal minority of manbabies shitting on them.

          Seriously, use the fricking waybackmachine and go read some contemporary reviews. Especially, for the Episode 1. They're nearly all positive.

          >Why do we have this idea that the Prequels were hated then?

          Because those manbabies were loud as frick, and massively bitter. They shit up the internet for YEARS with bullshit. Then when the Big Bang Theory came out, they gave the cast a negative impression of the Prequels as a way to show that they're nerdy manbabies, and the mushbrained normies started to actually think that was the majority opinion. Then, when Disney started to seriously think about acquiring the IP, they started a shill campaign to shit on the Prequels HARD, so that when they made their movies they could market it as a return to what Star Wars should be. That's why they followed the RLM bullshit to a fricking T and ran the IP into the ground.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not quite. The "mask" was a force projected illusion. He just chose that moment to stop doing it. There's an interesting bit in Rebels where the emperor shows up to try to bamboozle Ezra and he's using it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >space Aladdin cartoon
      Not canon, manchild.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Made swing his lightsaber back full swing to kill Palatine? It's a fricking laser just prod him in the chest and he's dead. It's almost like Lucas needed a big dramatic swing for Anakin to chop his arm off. Hack.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he literally cried out in pain as he struck Mace with lightning
    What did George mean by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He meant that his lightning got reflected back to himself and that it hurt

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This shit was so contrived, just a lame reason to make him look like he did in the original trilogy. No one else got old when they were shocked. Luke got shocked for 10x longer than this and he didn't get old and wrinkly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Palps used low power

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One line about this being his true form or whatever and problem solved. Why even bother doing this transformation if you're not even gonna bother with having it make sense?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's why it being an illusion makes the most sense. Palpatine already looked corrupted by the dark side in AOTC.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because his physical progression was supposed to be natural orihinally. He was probably oruginally gonna look slightly more pale and wrinkled in rots and then the gap between trilogies would have been enough for his decay in rotj. But Lucas became obsessed with bridging the gap because he thinks the audience is moronic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >But Lucas became obsessed with bridging the gap because he thinks the audience is moronic

          Well, he's not wrong. Just look at RLM.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Because his physical progression was supposed to be natural orihinally.
          Yeah that's the point. His physical progression WAS natural. Hence his looking like a week old porkchop in EP II and looking fresh faced in EP III. Between II and III Palpatine's corruption utterly fricked him up. Who knows what evil shit he was doing between those episodes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He was banging Padme being Anakin's back wasn't he? And using the force to trick her into thinking he was Anakin. Sheev is so dastardly. That means Luke and Leia are Palpatines too. It's like pottery.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They always were Palpatines. Sheev impregnated Shmi and is Anakin's father.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He killed his master in episode 1

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What about his hands

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gloves also melted

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dooku is the worst name in the PT.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Darth Tyranus

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Lucas: what should my new old man sith's name be? I know! Darth T-Rex!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just thought it meant the more you used dark side powers, the quicker you acquired that wretched appearance

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >becomes evil
    >turns ugly

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Velociraptor!

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >none of the jedi sitting a few meters from him sensed that sheev was a sith (lord)
    brava

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally dragon ball tier about hiding power level

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They should've had a blood test scene like in The Thing. Test everyone for midichlorians. And when it's sheev's turn, he screams and spins out of his chair to attack them.

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