>She's NOT going to be saved by the prince. She's NOT going to fall in love. She's NOT going to find 7 dwarves. She's NOT going to make the queen jealous with her beauty. She's NOT going to be eating no poison apple. She's NOT going to be saved by anyone. She's NOT going to be white. And she's NOT going to live in a fantasy world with all white people.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
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I'm just not going to watch it
>instead I'll just talk about it endlessly for the next year and give it free publicity, that'll show them!
>and give it free publicity
Anon, it's a fricking Disney movie. It's already known to at least 99% of the planet. You're not going to make it more known to the public by shittalking it on a Mongolian basket-weaving forum.
>implying it won’t be with you
WOAH A HECKIN STRONG SNOW WHITE
WE NEVER HAD THAT
Wheres the black people?
Another movie that would have gone unnoticed getting free publicity. They dont even have to try anymore, just making chuds mad is enough to spread the name of your product around. Worked with barbie and buldurs gate
You're saying Cinemaphile has that kind of clout?
Evil can not create.
It can only destroy.
>being an unironic nazi
zoinks scoob
>being an unironic troony
holy cringe batman
yes we are pro-ukraine here
back to led dit
counterpoint: superman and batman, 2 of the most iconic fictional characters in history were created by israelites
Superman was created as a villain, because truth, justice and the american way is evil.
And Batman was successfully plagiarized from The Shadow.
Try again.
>Superman was created as a villain
He literally was, you stupid fricking israelite.
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Reign_of_the_Superman
Oh wait. I'll post it again since it seems you're a fricking moron and need to see it again.
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Reign_of_the_Superman
>durr take ur medz!!
Why? I'm not a israelite, like you.
>literally nothing in common except the name
NTA but I have to point out that you're moronic. Also, there's a definite influence from The Shadow on Batman but the main similarities are just standard to the detective pulp genre. You could make the same argument that they're based on Fantomas.
thats a completely different character and story, it has nothing to do with clark kent AKA the superman everyone knows and loves.
nice try homosexual
>underage anon who discover /misc/: the post
take a break
>Superman was created as a villain
delusional
>And Batman was successfully plagiarized from The Shadow.
Frick off Razorfist
Batman has more common with Zorro and Doc Savage than it does with the fricking Shadow
She WILL turn into a werewolf
honestly what is wrong with fantasizing about marrying a prince
i fantasize about marrying a princess
THEN DIE
she looks so greasy and surly
bleaching this black haired mutt would be a serious undertaking
I wouldn't say a thing. I'd just listen, and that's what no one else did.
What's the point of the movie?
To annoy people
>uh oh Snow White bros...
>UH OH!
Lanugo. It's caused by having an eating disorder (i.e. anorexia nervosa or bulimia).
Or she took some stuff:
>The use of diazoxide, phenytoin, and ciclosporin can trigger regrowth of lanugo hair.
pretty sure it's just from her being mexican
me too bro
its so tiresome
So it's not Snowhite, it's Snowflake?
i haet brie
>She's NOT going to be saved by the prince. She's NOT going to fall in love. She's NOT going to find 7 dwarves. She's NOT going to make the queen jealous with her beauty. She's NOT going to be eating no poison apple. She's NOT going to be saved by anyone. She's NOT going to be white. And she's NOT going to live in a fantasy world with all white people.
they always sound mad when they say all those things. I won already
It’s actually based that they cast Gal Gadot as the “evil queen” or whatever, since she’s easily 10x hotter than the lead actress.
It’s almost like they’re self-aware. Almost.
I think I saw the original Snow White when I was like 6 years old. It was boring even then.
Why should I care?
That's all good because I'm NOT going to watch it. Honestly, I'm not even sure who the audience is for this besides mentally stunted Twitter b***hes, because kids today dgaf about Disney.
Well I wasn't going to watch it regardless bro
My exposure to this children's film is this board. I will never watch it or give it a second thought.
So it's just a story about house-sharing with seven beta orbiters now?
but what is she going to do?
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
By not giving any money to Disney, like I've been doing for the last decade. And I can't wait to be shamed for not giving then money again!
why not just make an original movie if you're going to butcher the story
Not watching it
I want to frick her
>Snow Brown and the Seven People
>Snow Brown
Dirt Brown