>SHES ONLY SEVENTEEN. >DADDY SAYS SHES TOO YOUNG BUT SHES OLD ENOUGH FOR ME

>SHE’S ONLY SEVENTEEN
>DADDY SAYS SHE’S TOO YOUNG BUT SHE’S OLD ENOUGH FOR ME
How the frick did MTV air this?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The song is about him losing his virginity to a 17 year old girl when he was 12. Still weird subject matter, but less creepy on his part.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      full house

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah he didn't know banging 17 year olds was illegal

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      See the thing is it's NOT about what you just said it's about because the part that isn't the chorus does not matter one bit when it comes to casual listeners' interpretation of a song.

      See also: "Every breath you take".

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dory McLean, she's only 14

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >She's only fifteen
    >She's the reason-the reason that I can't sleep
    >You say illegal
    >I say legal's never been my scene

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Americans so weird about sex

    I don't get it

    14-16 is legal in most countries, and most people don't care

    Reddit spacing to piss you off

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >14-16 is legal in most countries
      for now euros

      for now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      16 is legal in most of America

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know, so why y'all so weird about it?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >y’all

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      because unholy alliance of feminism and christgays perfer a high age of consent for different reasons.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Christians want women to be married and pushing out babies by 16. what are you on about?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU'RE..TOO YOUNG
    >AND I'M TOO WELL HUNG

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://genius.com/Love-hate-rock-queen-lyrics

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Baby screams "NO" as I move to defile
    >Bodies rotate in a puddle of bile
    >Many years later we'll look back and smile
    >As we thrash about on the urine-drenched tile
    >Delivery room is as still as a tomb
    >I frick the child while it's still in your womb
    >The child is now dead, you start to blubber
    >Frick your warm corpse with your child as a rubber

    How the frick did MTV air this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek reminds me of this song

      rip brockie

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Francine just turned thirteen
    >She’s my angelic teenage queen
    >And I love her, she’s all that I want

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We used to be a sensible society. We once understood the hardline was menses and not 18. Those were better times.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw people pretend high school girls don't frick college students all the time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >9 10 11 year old 12 year old sex

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    because banging barely legal pussy is great
    t. currently fricking an 18 year old who calls me daddy

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's just sixteen years old
    Leave her alone, they say
    Separated by fools
    Who don't know what love is yet

    But I want you to know

    If I could fly, I'd pick you up
    I'd take you into the night
    And show you a love
    Like you've never seen, ever seen

    ಠ_ಠ

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Different times, anon. Up until 1984, Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler had multiple models under 18 almost every year. The Traci Lords Controversy of 1984 ended that and was one of the catalysts for the 18 age of consent and almost destroyed the American porn industry.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I can see what you want
    >But you seem pretty young to be searching for that kind of fun
    >So maybe I'm not the one
    >Now you're so cute, I like your style
    >And I know what you mean when you give me a flash of that smile
    >But girl, you're only a child
    >Well, I can dance with you, honey, if you think it's funny
    >Does your mother know that you're out?
    >And I can chat with you, baby, flirt a little maybe
    >Does your mother know that you're out?
    Euros are weird...

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I know you're just sixteen but looking all of twenty-one THAT'S because chiiiinese look older

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did two years in prison ostensibly for sleeping with a 17 year old months away from 18. She was legal, she was over the age of consent in both states. So how'd they get me? She'd sent a bunch of nudes to my phone, those weren't legal. Perfectly legal to frick her, illegal to see a picture of her boobs.

    Years later the shit still haunts me. I have to do everything online like a fed's standing over my shoulder. I got doxed by this dipshit I was arguing with so he called all the law agencies and made up lies claiming I was doing pedo shit since he found out about my record. Couldn't find my address, so he swatted my mom's.

    A few days ago I go out for groceries, I get pulled over and arrested on a warrant for failure to register. "But I went and did that in March." "Well apparently you have to do it twice." "But the terms of my sentence said once a year and the cop specifically said 'see you in a year'!" They tie it to your driver's license, which is humiliating so I thought I'd just let mine expire.

    Holding cell over night, first thing in the morning an FBI agent wants to chat. Fricking knew it. I should have just lawyer'd up but I was so desperate to tell an actual FBI agent about this hacker homosexual and how he accuses everyone of this shit. I don't think she listened to a word I said, but I didn't do shit so I'm not worried.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A schizo, a liar or both.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh hi, it's the troony that gets mad whenever I post the story.

        How'd they find out about the photos ?

        https://pastebin.com/pywM1agt

        That's the full story. To try and tl;dr it: She was biologically female, but at some point before we met like 14 or 15 she started identifying as male to fit in with her tumblr friends. I think she thought her parents would fight her on it -because she never really thought she was a guy- but her mom didn't just support it she accelerated the whole process. By 16 her name had been legally changed to a male one. By 17 her mother -who was a registered nurse- had her on testosterone. She wanted out but didn't want to admit she never really thought she was male, so she started looking online for someone to help her run away.

        We met on Omegle, the tag was Arcade, I was going to go to one across the country, she worked at a barcade. She initially said she was 20, within a month I found out she was 17 but decided to pursue it because that was still legal. She'd call me crying about the side effects from the testosterone shots. She had this thick gorgeous hair and she'd be like "What if it gives me male pattern baldness? I'm gonna start to get hairy everywhere. I hate the acne I get after a shot. My voice is all scratchy and weird." she talked about killing herself a lot.

        I kept telling her to just tell her mom no, she tried to be passive-aggressive about it. She grew her hair out and started wearing makeup and dresses. Her mom still kept giving her the shots every week. So after like 8 or 9 months I agreed to just drive across the country and go get her. I thought being over the age of consent meant she could leave whenever she wanted.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >read the pastebin
          jesus, that's rough. How is life now ? How is finding work ? Socialising ?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's mostly fine. It's just that awkward feeling of "Do they know?" and feeling like you're constantly under an aura of suspicion. I got arrested the other day on a warrant for failure to register even though I had registered. 25 years I gotta do that. I think I'll file at some point to try and get that reduced. According to my brother I should be able to purchase a firearm again soon one way or another.

            The only issue with socializing online is like, let's say I message someone from /soc/ if a few minutes into the conversation she's like "I'm not actually 23, I'm 15." it pisses me off where I used to just roll my eyes at it, now it upsets me because I don't want some out of context chat log to get me locked back up.

            I didn't have to struggle with a job situation. To my own surprise I'd cultivated a pretty good local reputation so everyone who knew me supported me, it's just embarrassing they all know about the situation.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Schizo, pedo, troony-frickin', blog-postin' son-of-a-bitch.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            YWNBAW.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How'd they find out about the photos ?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So many 1980s songs were weird about this shit and before. Perhaps there was finally some complaints because I can't think of nearly as many 1990s songs like this, which is good.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
    >Gave the troony a spin and slid on into The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
    >There I was browsin' through the latest issue of Throb",
    >When I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of milk carton.
    >Well, my heart just dropped.
    >So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
    >You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
    >And polish the one-eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five
    >In an eighteen-wheeler.
    >I never thought missing children could be so sexy.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hard rock was a mistake. Van halen and def leppard signalled the end of rock and roll as it slowly turned into pointless wiener rock

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Add heavy metal into the mix too. The riffs are as weak and lame as U2 and the lyrics laughable. Beer guzzling try hards watching nerds in black leather trying the act tough. Poison was cute tho.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I got a seven year old girl she's on my mind
    >No doubt about it she looks so fine
    >She's the best girl that I ever had
    >Sometimes she's gonna make me feel so bad
    How did they get away with this?

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