she's the antichrist

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's just the North American regional antichrist.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    so is the show cancelled or not lol

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, this was a failure

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's in the making i guess. i would be lying if i told you i know a thing about the state of the show lol

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, this was a failure

      it's in the making i guess. i would be lying if i told you i know a thing about the state of the show lol

      A new episode was literally last month. Holy frick you inpatient zoomers need to neck yourselves.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And that episode sucked ass, what is your point supposed to be?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He should tank the production values, ditch the humour and pad it out found footage, extended text sequences and spoopy static glitches, then he could release it every other week.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now here me out. It's found footage, there's some horror elements, but still keeping the rest of the goofy comedy.

            >Some grainy found footage of someone trudging through the forest.
            >They hear spooky noises in the distance
            >They pass through some bushes to find Dave fighting struggling to pull a squirrel out of Satina's throat, telling her he told her not to try and eat it as she flails about.
            >The entire series is documenting this guy and his daughter from the shadows, with the film maker convinced she's the antichrist and has to stop them/'Get the truth out there'.
            >All the footage is her and Dave doing dumb shit together but it's put together like a generic shitty analogue horror series.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ideals and concepts of Christianity have been proven to you to be true on multiple occasions you've been to Cinemaphile

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, she's also israeli, so it fits.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Satina will be justified in killing us all if her father keeps forcing her to watch Adam Sandler

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying she doesn't love them
        You'll never get into Satina's bedroom unless you can watch the entirety of Hubie Halloween and laugh every time someone says the word 'Muppet.'

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Satina thread

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, Satina is really cute! She's going to break a lot of boy's hearts when she grows up.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally, in at least a few cases, I'm sure.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the drawgays from the last thread come back.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but she's our anti-christ.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEX with ALL HELLQUEENS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      SEX with ALL HELLprincesses.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The antichrist is just supposed to be some guy that gets off a shipwreck and fricks up humanity iirc

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The hazbin killer...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they had the kind of resources Vivzie had, they could be.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Vivzie
        >resources

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's making bank compared to most indie animators.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna anti her christ

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Satina keeps lewd pictures of Dave

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      completely accidentally of course
      she just wants to take his candid picture for a school project(she doesn't actually go she was just watching through the window) and somehow she got her hands on a camera, but every time she uses it she gets an out of context shot like something from a softcore porn mag
      after various shenanigans the episode ends with Lucina hiding the album under her bed

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hear me out lads.
    Aged up Satina.
    Hellboy.
    Buddy Cop Movie.
    With plenty of sexual tension.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hear me out
      Sateena
      Dave
      Prom night
      With plenty of sexual tension

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