Shin

What is going to happen to her now?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    she will cry in her sleep

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this so much.
      pack of halfbreeds, gelded 'men' and trannies ordering the only white person around.
      disgusting subversive rancid israeli puke.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        meds.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No meds necessary, he is right

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            He is clearly deranged

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              jdf troony

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day schizo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Classic bait and switch.
      You homosexuals never should have trusted Disney.
      You knew what they were about.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        last sentence isn't English, rewrite it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is combat in this show two teams of plastic dolls mashed together and pulled apart like a 5 year old was playing with them? The only ones dying are the Stormies and goons.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        all combat is like that now because it's made by sōîs, women, trannies, pajeets and homosexuals.
        see avengers endgame.
        weeeee smash smash woooo "child can't hold all the toys at the same time so just pushes them all with his arms in a sweep" BEEEOOOOOM, CRRRRHHHSHH

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fire! Wait! Says the guy they are ordered to fire on, and they wait. Fire again finally and 30 guys miss from 5 feet. Disney sois need to watch some police shooting videos.y2avot

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because darker backgrounds are good for lightsaber fights.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        all combat is like that now because it's made by sōîs, women, trannies, pajeets and homosexuals.
        see avengers endgame.
        weeeee smash smash woooo "child can't hold all the toys at the same time so just pushes them all with his arms in a sweep" BEEEOOOOOM, CRRRRHHHSHH

        Fire! Wait! Says the guy they are ordered to fire on, and they wait. Fire again finally and 30 guys miss from 5 feet. Disney sois need to watch some police shooting videos.y2avot

        Because darker backgrounds are good for lightsaber fights.

        >writing in a fan fic is bad
        What did you honestly expect? A good show? Come on now!
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        Anakin never became a jedi master
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        Because it’s so hecking progressive and inclusive!
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        Because thats how I imagine filioni making his “stories”
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        But it’s the mystery box anon! The mystery box! Except the people “writing” this shit don’t know what’s in the mystery box either! Isn’t it great!

        it's because they're staging the fights using the Volume tech you autists, they have to maneuver around the LED screen behind them, this was a noted issue with Obi-Wan. Why do you think the Nightsister fortress the size of Minas Tirith only had three people in it?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >past
      >everything is dank and gray

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She will cry when I rawdog her butthole and make her mascara run.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      if I was there by shin's side, it wouldn't have went down like it did

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Perhaps, but force tonguing her butthole wouldn't have helped much in that situation.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, looks like she's going to cry

      Poor Shin

      Do you guys seriously find this attractive?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Checked and those homies are still in their arthoe phase.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Believe it or not, but not every man is gay just because you are.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes I do find women attractive you homo

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do i find young, pretty women attractive? No, what do I look to you? A sexual deviant?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, genuinely

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So attractive I would smell her armpits. The AI algorithms that write Disney+ scripts identified that an attractive fix-it woman could help sell shows, and it was dead on. I've not seen anyone talk about this show outside of the context of Shin. Nobody cares about Ahsoka or all the Rebels tie in stuff, but people see Shin as a diamond in the rough. She's very similar to the role Kylo was playing in the shit house sequels.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        YES

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surrender means being spanked by Ahsoka till her bum cheeks are as red as her sith lightsaber.

      Shin may have merely delayed her innevitable future as a Jedi plaything.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did she hold her hand out like Vader? Does Filoni know the art of subtlety?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No he is a fricking moron

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

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      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Filoni
        How did this guy even come about to be in such a prominent position when it comes to Star Wars?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was a fat moronic cowboy hat wearing homosexual funko pop collector at the right place at the right time

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

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        You gays are moronic. How else do you stretch out a hand towards someone?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >How else do you stretch out a hand towards someone?
          Like pic related.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd love to see Ahsoka bob Shin on the nose.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              And then put her over her knee and spank her for being a naughty Jedi.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Ahsoka will take her under her wing and have two apprentices?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this possible? Wasn't Anakin already a master when he got Ahsoka?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wasn't Anakin already a master
        Dude

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was a Master but not on the council.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Other way around. He was on the council but not considered a master despite every single other council member being one. It was one of the things that spurred his turn to the dark side.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              not true, he was a jedi but they didn't let him be on the council or a master, that's why he became a sith

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought he became a Sith because Palpatine told him it was the only way to save Padm?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The reason he became a sith was because of plot reasons. George Lucas had written himself into that corner 25 years earlier.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            From my point of view, this is outrageous and unfair

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          So he was something like a semi-master that was also allowed to take in an apprentice but was still under Obi Wan's wings? Weird commune

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            IIRC the council basically made an exception and assigned him a padawan because they thought a responsibility would make him more calm and responsible.
            Yes, the jedi council are idiots

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Got it, I think I remember that bit from TCW.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        only a master of evil

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She will end up selling feet pics for credits

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's 100% going to die next episode.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone should die, its another female jedi, we don't need another one in the cast for frick sake. They just met up with Ezra. The cast can't feasibly get any larger for the main party.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody is going to die, because the entire series is a prequel to the movie Filoni will direct. That's why the pacing is so sluggish, and why very little actually happened.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the movie Filoni will direct
          Kek.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's unironically the only announced project that has a chance of being filmed.
            The "Dawn of the Jedi" movie is dead in the water, since Mangold's latest film was a financial disaster.
            And the Rey movie will suffer the fate of any other movie Kennedy announced - quietly cancelled after a few years "in production."

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It's unironically the only announced project that has a chance of being filmed.
              They'll replace him with a more competent director halfway through filming. Remember what happened when they made Rogue One and exceeded both the bugdet and schedule?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rogue One was in post when Gilroy was brought in for some reshoots, that's why Gareth Edwards is still credited as the director, and the budget wasn'tastronomical either. Your conflating/confusing it with the absolute mess that was the production of Solo and its bloated budget.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Shin dies, we riot

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they kill off the one good character aside from Baylan?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >filoni OC waifu
      >dies

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baylan will try to mess with some nightsister magick ruins but almost kills himself in the process. Shin will attempt to help him but is stopped by Ezra and they both get transported to the World in between Worlds. Cliffhanger.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, looks like she's going to cry

    Poor Shin

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to hug her and tell her everything's going to be alright and that mommy Ahsoka will take care of her

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She should still be spanked for being so naughty...then she gets cuddles.

        She's been VERY naughty.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >looks like she's going to cry
      Both cute and arousing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      same posture as the witch from left for dead.
      why are poomers unable to stand up straight

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would give her a massage and cuddle her while she tells me how wrong her day went.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This episode was weird. Why did Baylon just ditch her in the most dangerous fight of her life? He mentions Shin's ambition is taking them in different directions, but where the frick is that coming from? What is her ambition? Thrawn obviously doesn't give a shit about Baylon or Shin so I can't see her rising high in his new imperial army.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is naive and still ahs much to learn
      >Why did Baylon just ditch her in the most dangerous fight of her life?
      Either bad writing or he tried to teach her the lesson a hard way. It's really weird because in the last episode he said he trained her to be something more, implying he has plans for her but now he just parted ways? Real weird
      >Thrawn obviously doesn't give a shit about Baylon or Shin so I can't see her rising high in his new imperial army.
      They don't know that, not Shin at the least.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This episode was weird. Why did Baylon just ditch her in the most dangerous fight of her life? He mentions Shin's ambition is taking them in different directions, but where the frick is that coming from? What is her ambition? Thrawn obviously doesn't give a shit about Baylon or Shin so I can't see her rising high in his new imperial army.

        He did give her a teaching right before he left her, and that was not to engage in battles she cannot win, which she did when she retreated. In essence, character growth and learning

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree but only if they reunite, but it really felt like they're parting ways for good. He made her wear a padawan braid so her training is not finished till the braid is gone.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is naive and still ahs much to learn
      >Why did Baylon just ditch her in the most dangerous fight of her life?
      Either bad writing or he tried to teach her the lesson a hard way. It's really weird because in the last episode he said he trained her to be something more, implying he has plans for her but now he just parted ways? Real weird
      >Thrawn obviously doesn't give a shit about Baylon or Shin so I can't see her rising high in his new imperial army.
      They don't know that, not Shin at the least.

      This is the writing/filming process for these shows.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Perfect summation of Lucasfilm and Marvel.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        w&g was so fricking good goddamn

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, the parting scene felt somewhat jarring. From the previous episodes, it was established that she's not yet ready to be on her own and still needs guidance, also I got the impression she was to be part of whatever Baylon planned to build. Baylon and Shin's character choices felt more like "plot must happen this way by writer directive" and less like flowing naturally from how the characters were established.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >writing in a fan fic is bad
      What did you honestly expect? A good show? Come on now!

      Is this show any good?

      No

      Is this possible? Wasn't Anakin already a master when he got Ahsoka?

      Anakin never became a jedi master

      Haven't watched it but how come male villains get killed but every single female villain can be REDEEMED like a play store card?

      Because it’s so hecking progressive and inclusive!

      Why is combat in this show two teams of plastic dolls mashed together and pulled apart like a 5 year old was playing with them? The only ones dying are the Stormies and goons.

      Because thats how I imagine filioni making his “stories”

      god I hate the state of this franchise

      But it’s the mystery box anon! The mystery box! Except the people “writing” this shit don’t know what’s in the mystery box either! Isn’t it great!

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She would have lost a third time if mommy Ahsoka didn't come to rescue her

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those two are so fricking cute together.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this frickin b***h and her plot armor so much

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Making mandalorian steel impervious to all damage was among the biggest moron moments for yidney.
      Should have been like Vader's shoulderpads in ep V.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Vader's shoulder pads
        Luke's lightsaber hits Vader's neck, not his shoulder pad. That's what really set him off and he stopped fricking around.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          vid?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you fricking serious? Luke goes for the head like with fake Vader on Dagobah, almost succeeds, Vader growls and take off Luke's hand a couple seconds later. I'm not posting a fricking webm, just go cue up ESB to that part.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              homosexual

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              Here's a webm of the moment for you guys

              cool guy

              pretty sure that was one of the changes from the special edition though to make vader seem less of a bad guy and build tension. the sparks are clearly computer generated and the arms/sabres look off

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick you, it's been that way since 1980. See why I didn't bother posting a webm? Because you would just deny it's real anyway. I hate you more than your parents do.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                derp, starwars was made in 1977. proof you know nothing about it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Empire Strikes Back came out in 1980, asstard.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                don't try to change the subject you clueless spastic. you lost, face it

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guess I'll go kill myself again.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >again
                did you already have a nice day but now you want to go back and improve some of the wipes?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is a horizontal cut so it is aimed at neck but it is unclear whether it hit his neck or upper shoulder.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh wait no, it becomes clear that it is shoulder when the sparks keep coming off of it.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Slow it down or still frame it, and you will see the blade go between his helmet and shoulder and bounce off his neck.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              his life sabre was probably defective and his father had given it to old B one knowing that he'd later try to use it on him in a fight.
              it was deliberately low on batteries or he'd turned the volume down so it would only dent his armour and not cut him.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                This will be the explanation of how the room full of younglings survived.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Vader's shoulder pads
        Luke's lightsaber hits Vader's neck, not his shoulder pad. That's what really set him off and he stopped fricking around.

        vid?

        >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lOT2p_FCvA
        It is a horizontal cut so it is aimed at neck but it is unclear whether it hit his neck or upper shoulder.

        Oh wait no, it becomes clear that it is shoulder when the sparks keep coming off of it.

        Here's a webm of the moment for you guys

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why didn't Vader just upgrade to Beskar? Could have tanked the whole Rebel fleet.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            A good question, for another time

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              god I hate the state of this franchise

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            here's the official explanation from katherine kennedy: head of star wars:
            >Vader had a blood feud with mandaloria which is why he outright refused to wear any of their armour. He also felt it would reduce his already diminished force powers by blocking the signals, sort of like when you have low wifi when upstairs in your house.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It would also make him even more heavy. Vader already was clumsily slow, adding more weight is a bad idea.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the force is sort of like wifi

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree it sounds moronic but only because she said it. If George said it I'd be on board immediately oh of course it's like wifi

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                And sometimes you lose your wifi when a particular species of salamander is nearby.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jedi are a bit like IoT

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >He also felt it would reduce his already diminished force powers by blocking the signals, sort of like when you have low wifi when upstairs in your house.
              First of all, source?
              Second, what about Sabine? So because she started wearing less armor, she is more force sensitive? This is dumb

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                i don't think she's even force user?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              made up moron shit attributes to kathleen who is also a moron but didn't engage in this particular bit of moronation

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even without sound you can hear that webm.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's haunting

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            why isn't dark vader trying in this. did his suit break before this? haven't seen the film

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Basically Luke gets super strong when motivated to protect his sister and beats Vader's ass.
              You could also argue that Vader was already dying as his grip on the force was slipping away, he was conflicted and no longer able to wield the power that kept him alive and healthy.
              The emperor wanted to replace Vader with Luke, but didn't expect Luke to refuse.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You could also argue that Vader was already dying as his grip on the force was slipping away
                There is nothing in these movies that suggest this. Luke simply beat his ass because he got stronger than Vader. The Emperor had foreseen this, that's why he wanted Luke.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >why isn't dark vader trying in this
              because darth vader was never a great fighter in the original trilogy, it was a limitation of the times because the lightsaber props were fragile and his armor was incredibly heavy
              the only time he looks strong is when fighting an untrained desperate luke who got a dozen boxes hurled at him

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            So did Shev just sit awkwardly in his chair while Vader and Luke were fighting out of sight below his platform?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            why don't they do the little flash effect when lightsabers collide at speed anymore?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because the VFX "people" are gays and think that sparks coming from the clashes looks good when it really looks like garbage.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          On this webm, you can slide through the frames and see that the saber hits him in the neck, but there are no sparks. only after the saber comes away from his neck do sparks come from his shoulder. you can even see him reach for his shoulder after the sparks.

          so it seems the neck hit is a movie mishap

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            katherine kennedy explained this:
            >vader is seen actually force pushing luke's light sword away when it is just inches from his neck. it glances back across his robotic shoulder and sparks are seen flying as it short circuits.
            >this kind of force defense is something we here at star wars would like to include in future projects, with a certain female jedi performing the famous samurai blade catch by clapping her hands together while using the force to hold the blade of the light sword

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              They should just say it was a mishap when both actors were flailing around their pretend glowstick props. Back then it didn't matter, because there's no pause feature in cinemas and frame stepping in the age of vhs was so blurry that it didn't enable autists to frame step through everything and demand in-lore explanations about every fricking single frame. "Ooooh, it bounced off of his neck and didn't cut him! Explain thiiiiiis! There has to be a reason!"

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                with a good home video player in the late 80s, you could frame by frame and manually track so it was almost perfect.
                mine had 3 manual track knobs and 2 digital track functions on the remote control.
                never saw a video player that good after that; as usual they downgraded and cheapified the tech.
                lasted a long time though, 15 years or so

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like you picked a nice vcr. Though I still maintain that everyone involved should have enough braincells to keep in mind that at the end of the day it's a movie and not everything seen on screen has to be explained in universe. On a slightly different tangent, same reason I think it's inane to say that a character has to die if the actor becomes unavailable. Recast the goddamn role with a somewhat similar actor, address the character once with their name and everyone watching should be able to make the mental switch. "What was that Mr. Ford? You'll only come back if you can dictate the fate of your character and we kill him off? Lol frick off, have fun driving Geriatric Jones against the wall."

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's Cinemaphile, the whole point is to debate nonsense endlessly to the most minute detail.
                otherwise it would be "film good film bad".
                having different actors play characters is done anyway, they had young solo didn't they.
                dont think they should stick around forever though, should there really be dozens of films of the same characters for decade after decade?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's just an editing mistake, for the first shot Mark swings and gits his neck, but then when they switch the shot to the footage of the spark pack exploding on his shoulder, the saber is there where it should be.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It's just an editing mistake
              The exact kind of editing mistake that Star Wars fanboy chastised TLJ throne room fight for, interestingly enough.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                True, though that fight was also badly choreographed and executed, so editing wasn't it's only problem. It was just part of the dogpile.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that fight was also badly choreographed and executed
                Better than any fight in the prequels though.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Different goalpost and its own topic.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                the red guy waiting to be killed?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, it's just a misswing right at the cut of a special effect insert. Nothing like the magic disappearing dagger.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nothing like the magic disappearing dagger.
                Exactly like it, actually. A case of "let's just edit in/out something to distract from the actors messing up".

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's essentially unnoticeable if you're not watching it in high-quality or slowing down the frames. You're literally making the "a Stormtrooper bonked his head on a door 40 years ago so stop fricking complaining about our shit content" argument.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's essentially unnoticeable if you're not watching it in high-quality or slowing down the frames.
                Exactly. In both cases. Don't even pretend otherwise.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's extremely noticable in the throne room fight even at normal speed.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek. Of course it is. Which is why no one pointed it out until someone made a slowed down video of it on youtube.
                You're trying too hard, troll.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I literally saw it and b***hed to my friend in the theater you Black person.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure you did, sure. Any proof? Didn't think so.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          how did vader feel pain, he is almost entirely metal

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sheev made vaders suit shit on purpose so that he was constantly in pain. I wish I made that up.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >record scratch
          >freeze frame
          >you're probably wondering how this all led to my son trying to decapitate me

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            beskar neck tattoo?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bad girl has a red lightsaber
      >Good girl has a green one
      Mind blown, just noticed this

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >red
        Orange

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >grabs lightsaber with her bare hand

      Cool

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Beskar, dummy.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yes, literal plot armor. Wonder why Stormtroopers never got beskar armor themselves.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Supply and demand. There's not that much of Beskar to begin with, and what was left was strip mined by the Empire after they bombed Mandalore. It's all explained in The Mandalorian.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It's all explained in The Mandalorian.
              There are dozens of mandalorians wearing Beskar in that. You mean to tell me the Empire, with all its vast resources didn't even acquire ONE suit of Beskar armor to supply to a high ranking general or something.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They literally did. Watch The Mandalorian.
                Mandalorian armor is passed down the family line through generations, which is why some Mandalorians have them. Red shirt Mandos had regular armor, which can be shot and pierced by a lightsaber.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have to remember the Empire beat the Mandos and Jedi without magic armor or swords. They had better warships.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was before filioni chud. The womandalorians have been secretly orchestrating the entire star wars saga from the very female shadows

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Supply and demand. There's not that much of Beskar to begin with, and what was left was strip mined by the Empire after they bombed Mandalore.
              Surely there must be hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of planets in Star Wars, which says nothing about moons and asteroids. Is Beskar only found on Mandalore?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mandalorians are just Star Wars Wakandans. Not special due to being industrious or skilful, they simply lucked out.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          man, imagine if it were worskar

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beskar is lightsaber resistant, not lightsaber proof. I swear mandos now are even more busted than they were when Karen Traviss had creative control over them.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beg Thrawn with feet pics or Crab people sex slave

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hopefully, she goes feral

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Abeloth is on that planet, she called out to Baylan and that's what he looks for. But now, Shin will give in to her anger and get taken over by Abeloth.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile is almost convincing me of watching this for she

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is her hair and shoulder plates inspired by Joan of Arc?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its the armor Jedi wore during the clone war tv show. The very concept of armor in star wars is fricking useless outside of the Mandalorian stuff.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m gonna ejaculate into her and make Ukrainian Jedi babies is what is happening next.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this show any good?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this show any good?

        No.
        Do not listen to these

        If you're a Star Wars fan you might like it, otherwise it's meh imo

        Like any and all Disney shit, just turn your brain off. It's below mediocre but since there's nothing else to watch it's okay-ish.

        It's good if you liked Rebels.

        It's alright, ironically the baddies seem to have the better scenes of the show

        "people"
        they have no taste or sense of self worth.
        The show's plot moves at the speed of a geriatric shamble. The dialogue is so stilted you can take a cat nap between lines. The characters only speak in lines of dramatic nonsense attempting to sound profound. The action is pathetically choreographed. Giving any critical thought to any of the characters actions compared to what they hope to achieve will reveal them as being moronic. Giving any critical thought to what is being said by the characters will reveal them to be moronic. No scene of battle or discussion is given its proper gravitas.
        It's just boring dog shit.
        Ray Stevenson is the only thing about this show that is any good, and that's only because he's Ray Stevenson.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The show's plot moves at the speed of a geriatric shamble. The dialogue is so stilted you can take a cat nap between lines. The characters only speak in lines of dramatic nonsense attempting to sound profound. The action is pathetically choreographed. Giving any critical thought to any of the characters actions compared to what they hope to achieve will reveal them as being moronic. Giving any critical thought to what is being said by the characters will reveal them to be moronic. No scene of battle or discussion is given its proper gravitas.
          So basically like TCW and Rebels

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >So basically like TCW and Rebels
            Both of those shows are bad.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why did you just describe Andor?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're a Star Wars fan you might like it, otherwise it's meh imo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like any and all Disney shit, just turn your brain off. It's below mediocre but since there's nothing else to watch it's okay-ish.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watch anime

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's good if you liked Rebels.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's alright, ironically the baddies seem to have the better scenes of the show

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It couldn't avoid the curse of lameness.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Regular Disney slop. You've seen one, you've seen them all.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      90% certain filoni has been writing it with AI

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, but like that has ever stopped waifugays

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. The only good scenes are those with Stevenson or Mikkelson, everything else is so bland and poorly acted, it’s painful to sit through. Someone needs to make a 40 minute edit of the entire season with just their scenes, like the Obi Wan edit.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mikkelson
        Nah, he's shit too. Stiff as a fricking board. Doesn't move his neck. No one can emote on this show. Did everyone forget how to act or was Filoni a really fricking poor choice to be writing and directing?
        Stevenson is the only guy here with the gravitas to add something to this fricking shitheap and in the absence of good directing and writing. Imagine how bad season 2 will be without him.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      not good,acting in bad and they all move and run goofy.Story is shit and humour is bad.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't watch, but i lurk these threads... for she

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...People are still turning up for Disney Wars???

    What went wrong with your lives to make you hate yourselves this much?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      new girl introduced

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's definitely realizing this isn't what she signed up for, but she's also too deep to turn back now.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this meant to be a moment of betrayal for her that makes her want to switch sides? Would be lame if they did that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she will switch sides and smile as the power of friendship fills her with warmth she has been missing

      i bet 5 dollars

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably not, but it planted the seed of doubt in her
      >Baylan confirms he won't help (but actually tries to hold Ahsoka back)
      >Ahsoka says she can help
      She will probably stick to Thrawn for now but don't forget she also doesn't like the witches and Thrawn deems her disposable

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can save her

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't watched it but how come male villains get killed but every single female villain can be REDEEMED like a play store card?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they just spend an entire trilogy redeeming Kylo Ren?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fair enough, I am talking about obi wan and this thoughever

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's going to be the Mara Jade of the MandoVerse Heir To The Empire film. Which sucks. I want my redheaded waifu, not this bleached blonde slav...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Ezra is Filoni's Luke I'm okay with that. That way Luke could still get a Mara waifu, at least in my imagination

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that's a good point, I hadn't thought about that.
        >tfw no Luke series with Sebastian Stan and Mummy Lizzie as Mara
        Why does Disney hate good things?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Legends books are still there, Anon. Who cares about what executives declare canon or not, the mouse police is not going to break into your house and throw your books into a fire

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    here’s hoping they immediately kill off this annoying ass anime waifu bait character

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ezra does not have a lightsaber
    >he's a pussy as well
    it's not looking good leakbros

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    we are going to marry and be incredibly loyal to each other

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shin should have force immobilized her and spanked her

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      haha imagine if she used the force to rip her pants off and then Sabine dropped her lightsaber to cover up her pussy with her hands while Ezra gets distracted looking at her ass

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        hehe imagine if she used the force to make her hair dye wash out, and her hair grow to normal length. and imagine if she used the force to knock some sense into her and force her to wear a dress and stay at home where she belongs

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haha imagine Shin ripping off one piece of clothing at a time until she's completely nake. Sabine having to fight completely naked would have been so embarassing for her and probably would have impacted her decision making negatively in her favor during such a fight

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"look at this Ezra!!"
      >farts on lightsaber which ignites the gas and greates a fireball

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stormtroopers keep shooting the tiny plates of blaster-proof armor on her
      >they don't shoot that massive exposed fleshy Mando ass of hers
      suspension of disbelief gone.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    would have been very kino if ezra pulled out a red lightsaber and decapitated all the stormtroopers

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >would have been very kino if ezra pulled out a red lightsaber and decapitated all the stormtroopers

      Then the crab people start eating them raw

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have my suspicions that they drew inspiration from my wife Lana Beniko when designing her.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess anyone who's familiar with TOR was immediately reminded of Lana Lovemuffin Beniko. I guess this is the closest we'll ever get to see Lana in live action.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The yellow eyes are pure sex.
      They need to have Shin fall completely to the dark side and develop glowing yellow eyes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vaylin is better

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no cute autistic Sith wife

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stinky Sith Pussy

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not enthused about where this episode took things, or rather, they left me kina unimpressed. Suddenly Baylon and Shin split up and now she's not part of being his legacy to rebuild force users in a better way. Also, she's clearly not ready to be on her own without guidance or someone watching her back. Not to mention the parting scene was kinda lackluster, considering this was more or less a permanent farewell. I'd have at least expected a "goodbye master and thanks for my training", or somesuch. Ezra's "no lightsaber" policy seems cool on paper, but makes for a rather dull cinematic experience when all he does is force push people now and again. And if force pushing is now his "thing", he shouldn't have been caught off guard by Shin with one like a moron, when he tried to take her in. Thrawn is pretty much back in his "soooon..." state that he had for his entire stay in Rebels, which I guess is no surprise, with Filoni writing him again, but it's still a slight disappointment.
    As for the future, I guess if Shin survives this season, I could imagine her being set up as Thrawn's main bodyguard/henchman the way Rukh was in the old EU books and she'll be the one to off him at the end in Filoni's movie, if it ever materializes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The power he's seeking is clearly dangerous or altering in some way. It's why he always looks very detached and contemplative. Probably doesn't know what exactly will happen. and he's leaving her behind on purpose.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The other odd thing was when Baylan agreed with Thrawn to betray Sabrine, Shin's reaction was an obvious disapproving "wtf" at him going back on his word.
    Now she's supposed to be the one that just goes off to become a villain henchman?

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    rape correction by Ezra (it's okay that's just his culture)

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    enlist in the ukrainian women corps

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't accept women taller than their president.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would you feel insecure if you dated a girl with a higher kill count than you?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m looking forward to the videos of her being captured if you know what I mean

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She will become a full time mistress

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shin brapi runs away and becomes the most famous brap goddess on corusant

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >She doesn't like witches
    >The master she always turned to for guidance has abandoned her
    >Shin says she's like Ezra in the previous episode
    >Sabine tells Ezra he's like Shin but without sense of humor
    >Ahsoka offers Shin help
    She's gonna join the good guys eventually, only a matter of time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Shin says she's like Ezra in the previous episode
      Did she really? I must have missed that

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        When Baylan tells her about Ezra being a bokken jedi, shge immediately says "Like me"

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shin confirmed to join the Feminism squad

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I, for one, look forward towards a better Jedi Order in another Galaxy that is not tainted by R*y Palpatine in the cursed galaxy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          So what IS Skoll? He carries a red light saber, but he is always very calm and controlled like a jedi. He never gets angry and he doesn't use any of the darkside powers. He doesn't seem to lust for power, or actively try to corrupt others. He is honest and good natured. He just seems like a Jedi with a red lightsaber.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He carries a red light saber
            Orange.
            >but he is always very calm and controlled like a jedi.
            That's because he was literally once a Jedi.
            >He doesn't seem to lust for power
            He does. That's his entire plotline. Even though his goals are seemingly noble, he does lust for power and believes it is in his hands to control destiny. That's very un-jedi like, which shows that he's fallen and had lost faith, as he'd said.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >arbitrarily orange

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course she is, I've been saying that for 2 weeks

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, they ARE cute together.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not mad. Ezra deserves some pussy after being stuck with only crabs for years.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think Sabine smells farts? Someone tell me please. She looks like a fart sniffer.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since the first episode, I've been waiting for her to kill Morgan with a lightsaber through the fricking face. Still holding out hope.

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys think Ray got some before he passed?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at her body language. She's completely comfortable in his frame. She is definitely into older guys.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like such a nice man. rip

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely got to face frick her

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He got so much he died of exhaustion.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shin's actress literally fricked Ray to death
        Jesus, no wonder they've still not revealed the cause of his passing. Think how embarrassing it'd be to have to announce even an experienced chad like him simply couldn't keep up with a young, horny slav girl

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes - with the older woman.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally who?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're not ready

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does she look cute as Shin but a total moonface in real life?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because different hairstyle and makeup make people look different. That's kinda the point

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hair, makeup, clothes, and even context and posture can make all the difference. Something as simple as being a teacher can make someone seem more attractive to her students.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She has filled herself with makeup in that pic to the point she looks like a ghoul

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Someone should tell her to stop. She's scaring me.

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    In all seriousness, what was Baylan thinking here by leaving her behind?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's practicing a form of negging, a dark side power used to draw more submissive minds even closer to you. By abandoning her and then (presumably) coming back after a while, he's just making her even more dependent on him.

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im here for Sabine and Sabine only

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Similar energy as Shin/Sabine

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      god, root was hot
      and so was shaw
      and so was john

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rough sexual domination and humiliation of Sabine

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if they'd just made a show all about Ray and the cute Ukrainian going round the galaxy doing their dark side thing.

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    shin hati? more like shin hottie

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this show fricking sucks, why do ppl like it?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything is a feast when you are starving

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because every single actress in it (minus Ahsoka's) is hot?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        waifus

        I am pretty sure anons on Cinemaphile just watch it because they enjoy shitting on it and/or waifus. People elsewhere that genuinely like it? Those people just like nearly everything and yet, like so much, will have completely forgotten about Ahsoka a month from now.

        the waifus are all fricking garbage though

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >waifus
          "Waifu" does not mean what you think it does.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            okay, whatever homosexual

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      waifus

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven’t watched it I just like shitting up these threads

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am pretty sure anons on Cinemaphile just watch it because they enjoy shitting on it and/or waifus. People elsewhere that genuinely like it? Those people just like nearly everything and yet, like so much, will have completely forgotten about Ahsoka a month from now.

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shin-Osaka?

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    People saying this chick is attractive makes me feel like I'm taking crazy pills

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like estrogen pills ya homo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t you love ukraine anon???? Are you a nazi racist bigot????

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do Ivans try to bring ukraine into every single unrelated discussion? If I was russian I would be ashamed and try to pretend nothing is going on, why advertise your interantional scale embarrassment to everyone else in a thread?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s just a few billies of taxpayer money chud stop seething

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            To bomb a bunch of subhuman shitters in the east? Not a bad deal honestly, better than them being used for gibs

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stinky sith pusy

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Filoni Formula:

    1. OC's are the mains.
    2. Fan service.
    3. Waifu's
    4. More Fan service.

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder why she likes to wear her hair short if she looks better with bangs.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because women are stupid

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that red beet soup?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ayy its the marine kid from one piece

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's trans Harry Potter.

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How old are you? Twelve?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh man you're mad. It's okay, some dried up no-eggs b***h will let you cum in her one day.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So, yes, you are twelve.
        Please mind the site rules and don't post for the next six years.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick off gay. Keep worshiping expired pussy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick off gay. Keep worshiping expired pussy.

        Women "dry up" and stop menstruating around 50
        The actress is 25
        I think you are just moronic anon

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I think you are just moronic anon
          That guy is clearly underage.

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's going to become my wife, obviously.

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It wasn't me, I am talking about the OP girl
    > half
    So you concede, good.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So then you inserted yourself into a discussion about other main characters to talk about a supporting character (Shin)? Nice job, moron.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So then you inserted yourself into a discussion
        Yes
        > about other main characters
        It was about the women in the show in general
        > to talk about a supporting character (Shin)
        I don't know, I don't watch this shite, I'm just here to shit up the thread
        >Nice job, moron.
        Thanks

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it was not, you're an illiterate Black person.

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    drafted and sent to fight russia

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lae'zel in the BG3 Netflix series. No special effects needed for nose.

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the early stages, her character was almost certainly "Sith Hottie", which deforms into "Shin Hati" when they need to film.

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love her so much. Can't wait for her to become Thrawn's Hand.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's gonna kill thrawn perhaps maybe. i mean at the very least cut of his hand

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cut of his hand
        They really need to cut back on the hand amputations. The fricking prequels turned that into a reddit-tier meme already.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only guy who loses a hand in the prequels in Count Dooku. Anakin loses both arms.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            And both legs. Palpatine nicknamed him 'stumpy'

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            How can you lose your arms and still keep your hands?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              The same you can be on the council and not be a master.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mace Windu also loses his hand before being pushed out the window.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              That doesn't count.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well ... Grievous also loses a few hands and arms during his last fight, I think.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Windu out the Window.

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