Shin Godzilla was trash, Minus one was mid

Godzilla is a meme and has never been done right, no the old movies aren't good either ffs

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla has potential to be a great movie, but the neither the Japs, nor Americans, can figure out how to do it right.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i don't completely disagree with you but im curious, what would you consider godzilla "done right", hypothetically?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Basically Cloverfield. These idiots always complicate everything.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You’ve got to be fricking kidding me.

        A bunch of douchey 20-somethings trying to save some dude’s ex-girlfriend while all the interesting shit is happening just offscreen is a better Godzilla movie than either Shin or Minus One. I don’t even completely dislike Cloverfield, but there’s no comparison. You better be trolling.

        One thing that I will give Cloverfield is that “Roar” is a better Godzilla theme than anything they’ve managed to do in Monsterverse, outside Bear McCreary’s adaptations of the old Akira Ifukube stuff.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes Cloverfield is better, far better.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla 1954 is a 10/10 kino.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OMG LITERAL TOYS! SO KINO!

      you have terrible taste mate

      shin was great, minus 1 was incredible. been raving about it to my mates all day yesterday

      >Shin
      Oh talky talky government room, talky talky other government room, shitty out of no where romance, five seconds of Godzilla here, give seconds of Godzilla there, over
      >Minus one
      Good plot of ex WW2 jap solider attempting to start a new life after the war is cut off in favor of talky talky in government room here, talky talky in government room there, 5 seconds of Godzilla here, five seconds of Godzilla there, end

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        OMG SO COOL! DEFINITELY NOT JUST A GLORIFIED FILM OF SOME MAN CHILDREN PLAYING WITH TOYS

        >nooo where is the cgi!!??

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          OMG THE CGI! THE CGI!

          You are an absolute moron

          >the movie is out on direct download sites so zoomer mulattoes now weigh in with their dog shit brownoid opinions

          you are the blackest most moronic gorilla Black person i've ever encountered

          Weab homosexuals pretending mediocre shit at best is untouchable greatness lmfao

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            big monkey man rape metaphor so scary

            frick yourself back to africa
            suck my dick and ass

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              nope, not a weeb
              Shin got mogged hard by -1
              Godzilla is for Aryans and honorary Aryans, only
              your ghost hominid dna contribution precludes you from enjoying Goji kino

              You have shit taste

              This cringe love story is the peak of cinema and if you think otherwise you're a Black person...have a nice day u homosexual weaboo low lives

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nope, not a weeb
            Shin got mogged hard by -1
            Godzilla is for Aryans and honorary Aryans, only
            your ghost hominid dna contribution precludes you from enjoying Goji kino

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kys

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >brownoid seething
          SKRRRRROOOOOOOOONK

          Here's your shitty movie bro

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OMG SO COOL! DEFINITELY NOT JUST A GLORIFIED FILM OF SOME MAN CHILDREN PLAYING WITH TOYS

        wtf you wanted them to do then?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you have terrible taste mate

    shin was great, minus 1 was incredible. been raving about it to my mates all day yesterday

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Dunkirkzilla was incredible

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OMG SO COOL! DEFINITELY NOT JUST A GLORIFIED FILM OF SOME MAN CHILDREN PLAYING WITH TOYS

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Shin Godzilla was trash

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Movie is called Godzilla, hardly any zilla, instead endless scenes of japs talking in government rooms about stuff no one cares about in B minus acting. Yes it's trash. The ten seconds where Godzilla is actually in the movie doesn't make up for it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Have you ever watched an old ass Zilla movie?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes and they're boring beyond frick

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The American movies are saving the franchise

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you are the blackest most moronic gorilla Black person i've ever encountered

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You are an absolute moron

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the movie is out on direct download sites so zoomer mulattoes now weigh in with their dog shit brownoid opinions

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You have shit taste

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    KEK
    the homosexual itt calling people weebs is just a butthurt ShinBlack person mad his shitty anime godzilla got mogged by superior Axis powers -1

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So much cinema, so so much enjoyable, perfect 100 films, this totally isn't boring, where's Godzilla? SHUT UP YOU HAVE TO WAIT!..look at these guys looking at this map...so interesting...so cool

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        INDIAN PERSON

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yes, shin sucks
        are you illiterate, too?
        or do you think you are making fun of -1 when posting stills from shin?
        either way, you're clearly not white

        i'm the guy using the racial slurs and i want to make it clear I love shin as well as minus one, just these homosexuals talking trash are legitimately sub-saharan extra chromosome losers who definitely give the gluck gluck silly style

        im not mad shin exists, but it definitely sucks and people pretending it is top tier Gojira are dumb

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's tied with minus one for my second favorite after the original. I guess I get why people wouldn't like it but I have weird taste in general

          1. Gojira
          2/3: Shin/Minus One
          4. Destroyah
          5. Hedorah

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that's fair
            like i said, im not mad it exists, but i would be mad if weebs praising it online led to further Goji movies being made in the same style en lieu of more like -1 or GMK or Against Mechagodzilla or Megalon or the other good ones

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          NO THIS OTHER WEABOO THING BETTAR THAN OTHER WEABOO THING... I'M SO ORIGINAL...LIKE ME LIKE ME

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nothing remotely weaboo about -1
            you have been exposed as a pajeet
            sorry there was not enough feces in these movies for your liking

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >you have been exposed as a pajeet because you don't like my WEABOO movie

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks it's because of his shit taste
                >and not his love for tasting shit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That pic means nothing, there are Youtube reaction vids to Citizen Kane and Metropolis.

                ME LOVE ME WEAB MOVIE ME LOVE ME WEAB MOVIE ME LOVE ME WEAB MOVIE

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I love Godzilla.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That pic means nothing, there are Youtube reaction vids to Citizen Kane and Metropolis.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i'm the guy using the racial slurs and i want to make it clear I love shin as well as minus one, just these homosexuals talking trash are legitimately sub-saharan extra chromosome losers who definitely give the gluck gluck silly style

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shin Ultraman > Shin Godzilla

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'M ACTING

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      imagine losing the one you love and then being rained in the ashen blood of your people.. you fricking homosexual moron Black

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >moron ESL seething because -1 is too good
        feels good man

        AAAAAHHHHHH EMOTIONS OVER MY WEAB SHIT, SO EMOTIONAL I CAN'T TELL WHEN SOMEBODY IS MOCKING ME...AHHHHHHH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You'd prefer if he started quipping
      >well, THAT just happened

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sigh... that means I have to... *sobs*... dinner out tonight

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >moron ESL seething because -1 is too good
    feels good man

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just done watching it, man it was rough. Japs can't act for shit.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    definitely makes me like -1 more knowing that browns can't appreciate it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >definitely makes me like -1 more knowing that browns can't appreciate it
      Kys weab

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >brownoid seething
    SKRRRRROOOOOOOOONK

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try typing that without crying bro

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