Shit bond and all his films are bad

Shit bond and all his films are bad

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bong men are so ugly

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to bed, Idris.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        all 3 of these people are mid

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kitana! Enough!

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, we know. He's miserable playing it, we're miserable watching it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We
      Speak for yourself, redditor

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad people are finally stating the Craig era was shite.

      After suffering through the Craig films for so long, I went back and re-watched the Moore and Brosnan films and it was like a breath of fresh air. An instant reminder what drew me to Bond in the first place. Escapism and fun. It needs to be like that again. This pseudo dark and edgy shit is played out now.

      Casino Royale was the only half-decent one, and Craig was too gay to sell the romance with Eva Green. It's time to wrap it the frick up and hand it to Nolan.

      Dungiel Craig is and always will be a henchman goon more than bond. He is total shit, dung if you will.

      this is the only correct take. dude's a goofy looking crappy actor

      Dr. Yes
      From Restroom with Love
      Brownfinger
      Thunderballs
      On His Majesty’s Secret Dildo
      Diamonds are Forever
      The troony with the Golden Strap-on
      Poontaker
      Octopenis
      License to Dill
      Goldenbrowneye
      The Locker-room is not Enough
      Guy Another Gay
      Casino Gloryhole
      Quantum of Bottom
      No Time for HIV Testing

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    was Brosnan the best?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Top three for sure and arguably the best in n the role.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Casino Royale was the only half-decent one, and Craig was too gay to sell the romance with Eva Green. It's time to wrap it the frick up and hand it to Nolan.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad people are finally stating the Craig era was shite.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    After suffering through the Craig films for so long, I went back and re-watched the Moore and Brosnan films and it was like a breath of fresh air. An instant reminder what drew me to Bond in the first place. Escapism and fun. It needs to be like that again. This pseudo dark and edgy shit is played out now.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dungiel Craig is and always will be a henchman goon more than bond. He is total shit, dung if you will.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Worst Bond
    >Worst Villains
    >Worst plots
    >Worst girls
    >Ugliest Moneypenny
    >homosexual Q
    >Voldemort as M
    I'm so glad this era of tryhard is over.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      girls
      >nevercraigs are gay
      Who could've ever seen this coming?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        are gay

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >diverts attention to irrelevant topic

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Posts a israeli pedo enabling goblin as a cope and somehow thinks it supports his argument

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Keep coping with your gayness

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He has kids so he can go to whatever bars he wants. Do you?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          heh.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I miss camp

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I dared watching another Craig "bond" film again. I just might.

        Moneypenny
        Found the homosexual.

        Okay, Black person lover.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Moneypenny
      Found the homosexual.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally no one would miss you if you were gone, just planting the idea

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Says a nobody on Cinemaphile.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Consider it, just saying

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe you should

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              If I was that guy, I would

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      wrong

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sort of want to see him get shot in layer cake again

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Casino Royale is the best bond movie of the millennium so far.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the only correct take. dude's a goofy looking crappy actor

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skyfall was the only one of his I liked
    >Bardem as a gay was hilarious
    >the William Tell shooting scene
    >being more about personal revenge against M instead of taking over the world (even in the movie they glossed over whatever his hacker plan or something with banks was)
    >Home Alone in a castle
    >Adele theme
    >frozen lake stuff at the end
    >nice balance between DARK GRIM "REALISTIC" Bond that made Casino Royale and Quantum shit and the goofy Bond stuff from earlier movies
    >toned down the God awful shaky cam + 1,000 quick cuts that were all the rage in the Bourne/Taken/Casino Royale era
    I did hate Q and the stupid fingerprint gun

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Gay stuff in Bond is TIGHT. Everyone who disagrees is reddit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah skyfall was my fave of his

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Adele is a positive
      kys

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hated how involved mi6 was in these bond movies and i fricking hated Judi Dench and her lame ass mother figure to bond at the least she wasn't turned into a mockery like the rest of mi6 in nttd.
    I actually feel sorry for anyone that liked casino royal when it first came out since you were never gonna get that again.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking kek

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was a great villain

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shit bond all his films are bad
    Casino Royale was ok, but that's mostly because of Mads. Without him it would be trash.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Casino Royale is one of the best Bond movies. You’re right though, he’s mostly shit at being Bond.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The best Bond actor in the world can't save shit writing

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.

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