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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm in a place with no women? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GOING INSANE I MUST ASSRAPE MEN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Str8 men be like

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well black people usually become gay in prison while whites kill each other

      the saying in jail is put 2 blacks in a cell in 6 months theyll be fricking put 2 whites in a cell in6 momths theyll be fighting

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gays don't really shit on each others dicks right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They do, unfortunately

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gays blow out their rectum and shit on everything

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesnt know

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't do prep and clear out that colon beforehand, you're getting shit on the dick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if they're inconsiderate and stupid then yeah.
      If you prep beforehand then no, and even so it's more rare than people think. in highschool I'd hear from friends all the time about fricking girls in the ass without prep and never dealing with shit. a lot of users on Cinemaphile are really uneducated and homophobic so they just use this sorta thing to advertise how gross they think gays are and how impractical their sex is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Massive homosexual with a prolapsed anus

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Doesn't know about Postmates bottom friendly menu

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely false, I frick my girls ass with no prep and there’s almost always a little shit in there, without an enema no way it’s gonna be squeaky clean.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            everybody poops

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How is it nasty to have shit on your butthole, literally where shit comes from? If you're a degenerate who wants to put it in the wrong hole, then be ready to deal with the consequences.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not false at all. Your gf probably has a poor diet and eats a lot of animal products. It's totally possible to drill a girl up their without prep and not have to deal with any shit, at least none that you can see or smell, despite it obviously being rare

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not false at all. Your gf probably has a poor diet and eats a lot of animal products. It's totally possible to drill a girl up their without prep and not have to deal with any shit, at least none that you can see or smell, despite it obviously being rare

          You have a nasty woman lmao. I never saw shit.

          Fricking gross degenerates. Anal sex is not normal. You've been brainwashed by music and porn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        OMG that was real?? I went to see who made the shitpost but was horrified to see it's actually made in earnest. If course the comments are turned off.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If gay guys actually get poop all over their dicks while they have sex and their rooms inevitably smell like poop then won't they end up programming a sexual attraction to poop into themselves?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why do you think they're gay in the first place? they smell their own shit in the bathroom

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >they smell their own shit in the bathroom
            >he doesn't have a fan that sucks out the stench/humidity in the bathroom
            LMAO! poorgay

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              the fan is on the ceiling, so the poop smell travels upwards right by your nose, you're on you way to becoming gay guy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >goldstein

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      someone post the Postmates tweet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      still not sure if this menu is designed to give you the shits for lubrication

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DONT FRICKIN LOOK AT ME LOOK DOWN

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't guys just jerk off?
    I don't get laid but it doesn't mean around raping men.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      alphas need to frick, they respond to pure instinct. To jerk off you need imagination, which they don't have

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why not just settle for blowjobs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you don't want to see the face of a man sucking your dick, have some decency

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Close your eyes then

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard that, statistically, if you include the prison population, more men are raped annually than women. Yes, annually.......

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But the rapists are still men, so it cancels out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Men are women tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I heard they cracked down hard on prison rape and it's pretty rare now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Downed that crack eh

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OMG IS THAT A MAN??? I MUST HAVE SEX WITH HIM!!!
    Why are criminals like this?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Perhaps we can compromise with a bj

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >try to stab me homosexual
    The proper response.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically love this movie and quote it all the time
    also think about the armless suicide attempt scene a lot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I always remembered this scene and Tommy's transformation.
      The movie feels like overly edgy trash now, but it never felt that way when I was young so I still like it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's still pretty good it's just that everything is over the top. Bad kid is fricking evil. Bad even is literally killing a mom and her baby. Kid going crazy has to literally murder. Going to prison means he has to fight muh white supremacists who want to murder him or rape him. Things go wrong so chick of course becomes a prostitute, etc etc.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          idk anon it seems over the top but anecdotally it’s been my experience that ppl tend to grow into the worst version of themselves no matter what. very few ppl actually become better as they age, most just burrow into all the same vices and bad behavior they had in their youth

          yes the writing is still hacky in this movie, but the premise of “shit simply goes wrong for everyone as time progresses” seems prescient today

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >take the poorest, stupidest people in the population
    >shove them in close quarters
    >give them lead poisioning and make them frick each other
    based

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They always like to portray skinhead gangs as the ones doing the raping while in reality it's mostly blacks who do it while the whites and hispanics don't tolerate it

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If a crime is so heinous that "assrape by Black person" is an appropriate punishment, that person should probably just be killed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a quote from the Federalist Papers?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There wasn't a single instance of gay sex in prison until black culture took over. Not one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure Clyde from Bonnie and Clyde was raped in prison

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dude what about this fictional person??

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Not knowing Bonnie and Clyde were real

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do you think Billy the Kid never existed either? The frick?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how did the guy in prison not think he always had the hand scars?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      le plot hole
      Or Jesus made it happen for real

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I worked for a couple of months as prison officer in England and prison rape was not common at all, 6 months and not a single case in over 1500 inmates.

    The thing is, there's a muslim and slav majority in prison which simply does not do gay shit, and the Black folk who are in are usually chill and gang members who are in to make some money by dealing drugs INSIDE the prison.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      prison rape is mostly an american thing

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gay sex is 90% shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And you know this from experience?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No from reading about gay sex

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Booty

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    would you rape '00s ashton kutcher if you were both in the same prison? be honest Cinemaphile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only if it was consensual

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Prison rape is used as a joke and a threat and I think it really deflects from what seems to be a clear correlation between criminal behavior and homosexuality.

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