Lets put boring ugly autists with zero personality in a house and put zero effort into planning it out.
NOW HERES THE CATCH THEY CANT LEAVE OR PARTAKE IN ANY SOCIAL SITUATION THAT WOULD MAKE IT SOMEWHAT ENJOYABLE.
This is gonna be so fricking funny, theyre gonna be so wild.
Now just wait till we release the hecking wholesome episodes with all the epic challenges like, youre camping INDOORS or BLOODZ AND CRIPZ YO (theyre gangsta just like blacks)
#JosieGang
Where does the Goran thing come from?
>[LOUD ACCORDIAN MUSIC]
>Ah yes beautiful girl you want Goran make you star, yes? Big star on Goran's Fishtank, come, come, come girl, Goran put you in reality tv show on internet, YES! You play game with Goran for the camera beautiful. You play game Goran give Fishbuck, you suck Goran give 2 Fishbuck. Very safe, very profit. I biggest producer in Sarajevo, make you big star beautiful, yes. You suck Goran for camera, do not suck Dragan he is filthy Serbian dog I kill you b***h only suck Goran my beautiful girl YES!
>https://vocaroo.com/1oKSSq8RyZDZ
Season 2.5 status?
Winston status?
Why does Cinemaphile get so rattled by Sam Hyde and anything related to him?
>inb4 he's a grifter streamer who gives bad advice, he's not funny, etc
There's A LOT of morons out there that are truly terrible yet I dont see any of them being fixated on like with Hyde.
It's just a couple of troons that are dedicating their lives trying to slander a guy who's fan base doesn't care if he's a piece of shit, It's literally Sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill it's so absurd and pointless.
>"here's a thing that sucks"
>hurr durr why are you so heckin obsessed with pointing out this thing that sucks, don't you know there are other things that suck too
ok, but it still sucks
early stuff was funny, bathroom videos were funny, world peace was good. since then they've all entered podcast superchat mode and sam seems to be chasing his youth by linking up with a gang of zoomers and dreaming up epic takes about how drinking water is gay or whatever
doesn't help that one obsessed autist has been making probably 25% of posts about sam for the past 7 years
Cuz he posts here and I like to troll him
Because he fills up the catalog with fishslop which is basically a Twitter/reddit newbie invasion
Those morons don't shill on here and /misc/ constantly. Sam thinks Cinemaphile is his personal army. That's why so many people are marky posting or edie rocking
He's disingenuous, pretentious and preachy. That's it really, I'm actually indifferent, but I find most of his content boring. I'd be interested in seeing WP2, but it seems like it's not coming out anytime soon.
has sam fired goran?
This has been Sam’s MO for the past few years if you haven’t noticed. Make shit up as you go because you can and whenever anyone questions you about it just hide behind 10 layers of irony, make a few cryptic twitter posts about how you’re some kind of artistic mastermind and then let your army of autistic fatherless minions do the rest of the work.
i-dubbz is that you?
tim heidecker is much funnier than him, hes just better at executing his ideas. Sam is funny when he riffs but when it comes to execution is pure bullshit that only le irony edgy internet normies admire
Squino Leftbest is wayyyyy funnier then Morka Rightfighter, its not even a competition
Maisie Wiliiams
>Lets put boring ugly autists with zero personality in a house and put zero effort into planning it out.
Dont disrespect the staff bro
I am much cooler than Sam Hyde and all of his orbiters without even lifting a finger. No one will ever know who I am, but that's the point, I wouldn't want them too.
have you seen what the average Sam Hyde fan looks like
they're all dysgenic soijacks or trannies
Most people are cooler than his orbiters
Why are all of the women who've appeared on Fishtank so ugly and grotesque looking?
>I am much cooler than Sam Hyde and all of his orbiters without even lifting a finger.
Most people are.
Yo so jets actually fired? I haven't seen him in a minute now that I think about it
No Sam can't fire him he owns like 30% of fishslop inc
>Trying to hide his boner from the ceiling camera
Letty is a princess!
She's a piss witch. Jeremy is cursed for life now. Eternally c ucked
>She's a piss witch.
That's literally Betty. Who records herself pissing on the floor and genuinely believes in and practices witchcraft. Letty's just mentally ill and lazy among other things. Both could get it, though.
fish tank sucks
Nick was not impressed when they gave him a tour.
whoever can take off the most clothes wins a fishbuck
I'm not a sam hyde fan but even I can tell all these goobers became fans after the idubbz and boxing fiasco.
Of course. Why do you think he wants to fight Hasan or go on Joe Rogan so badly. Their audience is massive compared to his.
do NOT check out the /ftl2/ thread on /trash/
You mean /bant/ ?
Josie is so cute, bros
S2 was a flop
>Trish is about to gonna realize her dream of being a tattoo artist
>Shinji is stuck grinding out shitty jobs while studying and living with his moronic and possibly gay roommate who controls every aspect of his life
Why is he even here in the states. Just go home and film more pornos.
Meanwhile, TJ.
literally every S2 fish won with the exception of Shinji, kek
this fricker clearly did something right if she went to visit him for a week then decided to just completely move her life to MI just to be close to him.
>this fricker clearly did something right
He won all of the eating challenges for a reason…
Didn't you see his huge dong flopping around when he was in his underwear
I want to kill tj
Why?
Wtf is the story behind Simmons? Why was he at the Playboy Mansion and the Oscars?
Also he lists drag as a skill on his resume (along with being ethnically ambiguous.)
He has done some small roles for tv and commercials. Usually drops his spaghetti during the reality shows and then gets kicked out but still he is technically an amateur actor.
name of the bimbo on the left?
That's my gf
Did you buy her off AliExpress?