>shits on 60 years of mythos and characters that people love solely to uplift a token whose only characteristic is being black
That's kind of worrying ngl ong
>shits on 60 years of mythos and characters that people love solely to uplift a token whose only characteristic is being black
>black fragility
Now that's DEEPLY sexual.
Oh lawz, dey breakin' him in!
The Mexican Spider-Man raping the black Puerto Rican Spider-Man
>You are a Black person Miles, a fricking puto Black Miles!!
Did the entire movie look like this? That's nauseating.
No, it was just like that because it was an action scene and they were on some high speed elevator or some shit.
Both movies are at half the FPS most of the time, they helped standardize the trend in CGslop for kids because it's cheaper and helps you look like an actually worthwhile medium that requires effort like traditional animation or stop motion/claymation
Weeehelllll what do we have over ere?
Is the whole movie actually that choppy or is it because of the camera? Jesus christ that's so offputting.
This is an anal penetration scene?
yeah Miles gets raped by the Spider-Men near the end of the movie, it's really emotional
Spider-Man isn't for you whitey.
and he was never meant to be spiderman in the lore, he's an anomaly
there's something in there somewhere
>and he was never meant to be spiderman in the lore
There's no such thing
spider-cat looks kino
reddit-core
>Gives Peter a happy ending with MJ and Mayday
It does shit on Spider-Man lore and that's a good thing.
Peter a happy ending with MJ and Mayday
So does NWH, but lip service means shit when both Tobey and Peter B get 4 scenes total among themselves while the IP as a whole is being ran into the ground
I get that people would shit on this because its pushing diversity and women and shit.
But this gets a pass because its actually fun. Sorry you are just too bitter to see.
It's a moronic Rick and Morty metashit referencefest filled with plot holes and contrivance even without all the diversity, all style no substance
I find people who use bongs gross for some reason
It’s because they never clean them
They just let the resin build up and eventually it looks like they’re smoking out of a septic tank
>t. Pipechad
Frick Black folk. As long as you libtards prop em up, Cinemaphile will be here to knock them down.
LOL. Yeah, Cinemaphile's doing some real damage, keep up the good work.
I wonder how long until they make Miles look like an idiot to make the gay Spider-Man look better
Don’t. Watch. It.
I prefer The Dark Knight Rises and The Long Halloween.
It’s a shame the production values weren’t better but the plot and dialogue were far superior and hey! No Black folk.
>the long redditween
Not enough Black folk for you, I get it
>still crying about this
oh geez, I can't wait until you homosexuals move to The Marvels
The Marvels has nothing to shit on except maybe its audience
>shits on 60 years of mythos and characters that people love
You just described every single modern comic or remake related media
Aquaman was okay
The two spiderverse movies are the only capeshit I enjoyed out of all Marvel and Starwars and DC.
My condolences anon
What a waste of a trip.
Who gives a frick, spider man is for literal children
Describe Miles Morales's character without mentioning his race, powers or what he does.