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Single greatest poop kino of all time.
Everything else before or since pales in comparison.
how can you have so much shit in your bathroom
Women
Why are women like this? My gf keeps buying all these fricking stupid little products. Every surface in the bathroom is covered with these fricking bottles and if you accidentally tap one, they fall over like dominoes. Wtf is wrong with them?
This is such a strange trope in movies. A wife or girlfriend using the bathroom with the door open while talking to her husband. Who the frick does that in real life
My parents did. It is kinda weird.
Your parents were Mel Gibson, and Danny Glover? Fricking based.
>Who the frick does that in real life
defo shut the door, someone might see her shitting into my mouth
everyone I know talks to their girlfriend/boyfriend THROUGH the bathroom door but I've only ever heard of people leaving the door open as a joke
Well i do, peeing, shitting and taking showers with the door wide open, even when we have guests over. Jacked norwegian with a big wiener so i got nothing to hide.
If you even jack off norwegian guys in front of your guests, you really live without a limit
Hell ya, gotta establish dominance. That’s why I shit with the stall doors open in public. Look em right in the eye (in the mirror) while they’re washing their hands
Everyone in my family, no matter their gender, shits and pisses (and smokes cigarettes while shitting) with the door open, I'm the only one with any modesty and I'm the only non smoker it's like living with a bunch of hillbillies.
Man, this is horrible. My condolensces.
have you ever sneaked a peek? or savored the flavor?
please give more details.
We do this sometimes. I don't open the door just to say something, but maybe I want to get something from the bathroom or style my hair while we're talking. When you've been with a woman long enough to frick her regularly while she's on her period or try anal and all that, it's not really that crazy to just ignore the fact she's taking a shit. After you've seen each other in embarrassing situations over the course of years, taking a shit isn't that big of a deal.
If seeing her on the toilet will kill all of your attraction to each other: you two are NGMI if you plan on spending the rest of your life together. Although intentionally always leaving the door open is definitely still Black person tier behavior.
I've been in the toilet with one girlfriend who peed but we were both high on ecstasy at the time.
I’ve heard of people doing that but my wife and I don’t. It’s too comfortable.
I know this is ironic but you might give virgin anons the wrong idea. this is normal and commonplace in relationships.
Virgin anons need to know that it’s normal either way. It’s just up to you and your wife/girlfriend
I figured if I can cum on my gfs face without any shame, I can have a conversation while she pees. I don't stick around for poop tho. Woman poop is gross.
Woman poop smells worse for some reason. So do their farts. They eat the wrong stuff or their girly digestive tract makes more pungent poops. I'm not sure.
I thought it was one of those American traditions like wearing shoes indoors all the time or kissing your children on the mouth.
you got it backwards. no one wears shoes indoors in america
You'll realize when you have your 1st relationship.
have you ever held a relationship for over 3 years?
no
yes and I don't shit, piss or fart in front of my gf, that's weird as frick and probably a fetish or something.
>Not farting in front of your gf
yea i dont believe you, after about 3-5 months all that shit becomes normal in relationships, maybe not shitting with the door open but the rest should be fine
it's not normal and it's disgusting, I don't want to hear my gf fart like a truck driver or smell her shits, and I do her the same courtesy.
the only semi-acceptable one is pissing in certain situations, 99% of the times you piss alone even after years of relationship though ffs.
>disgusting
yes
>normal
well, normal in the sense that it WILL happen sooner or later and often enough, so you might as well not make a big deal about it.
We don’t seek it out, but at the same time it’s not worth the energy to be repulsed by it.
>it WILL happen sooner or later and often enough
it never happened to me and bear in mind I'm a turbo normie, it only happens if you allow it to happen, this is why people divorce after two years of relationship btw, shitting together is not normal and never will be.
>shitting together
nobody ever said that dumbass.
holy frick
catching your significant other mid-shit/piss is going to be the least of your problems
you dont FART in front of your gf? Are you some puritan who prays 5 times a day? What the frick? I start farting in front of girls 2 months into dating
Ignore the other anons. Farting, burping and shitting in front of your girlfriend, or anyone for that matter is fricking disgusting. Pig men got it in their heads that this behavior is cool, it's not. It's the sign of a fricking man child and you're a disgusting human being if you behave this way and everyone is secretly judging you.
Ywnbaw but you will always be a homosexual
girls will burp and fart in front of you after about 3 months into a relationship
I don't allow any of that shit. Burp is fine if it's unintentional followed by a sorry.
call me a skeptic but you dont strike me as someone familiar with long term relationships
You strike me as someone with no backbone or principles.
you should have a backbone and principles for stuff that actually matters. Farting and burping is completely normal and something you do in front of people you trust and love. You are a control freak who is probably deeply unhappy and will make a terrible parent in the future. The kind of people that care about burping and farting in front of your significant other I would bet have very deep seeded issues. Who the frick cares lmao, you're supposed to love and protect the first you're with. Not check their manners constantly. Get help.
There's a difference between that and shitting right in front of you
yes but the post I replied to mentioned all 3 of these. only time I've ever walked in on my gf shitting is when she needed something from me. like to tell people at the party that she needs a minute
Burping really doesn't do anything though it's just a noise when you really think about it, unless shes really close to you and has bad breath but that's a whole other issue.
Not any of the 15-20 girls I’ve dated. And I’ve been married for 9 years. My wife once forgot to flush and I almost divorced her. You will be clean for me. You will hide your shame. And if you act like an animal I’ll beat you like one
American culture baffles me every day, wtf.
maybe it's because I'm a bong but I can't just burp in front of most people and if I do I say pardon me by instinct.
My wife leaves the door open a bit when she's in the bathroom, just like Konata's dad in Lucky Star. It was weird at first.
she's power-dominating you
My friend once told me his wife would regularly give him blumpkins or mount him while he's trying to shit in peace.
Blumpkins are dumb. If you cum, your prostate makes it so you can’t shit. If you’ve already shit, then it’s just gonna smell and you’re getting a beej with a dirty ass and getting your circulation cut off. Just finish shitting and tell your b***h the blow you after.
Peeing in front of each other all the time. Especially in the morning.
Poop, absolutely not. Not ever.
My dad would would go into the bathroom while my mom was still on the toilet and pee between her legs
Based dad
Chad
If you and your spouse cant or wont poop with the door open in front of each other, then you’re not really married.
t. Married 10 years
sometimes when I'm in a rush in the shower and my girlfriend is already taking a dump on the toilet, I'll just poo in my hand and give it to her to flush away with her own.
Efficient.
Highly based
>Who the frick does that in real life
My wife and I. Even back when we were dating we would do it. It becomes very normal very quickly.
In EWS its showing you their relationship has got a bit over familiar. Its basically the only thing Kubrick adds to the book which is a bit weird.
If my wife left the door open like that I'd beat the shit out of her.
You'd be helping her kek
My wife doesn't care at all pees in front of me nearly every night when I'm brushing my teeth. I am however more refined and like my privacy thankyaverymuch.
Mate you've got a lot to learn about married life. My wife and I do this all the time.
Literally all 3 women I had relationships with did this. Zero problems shitting understandably though when it came time to wiping is when they wanted privacy.
Listen anon, a lot of couples do this but it doesn't mean that you have to just because some other anons say it's normal, as far as im concerned you should try and keep the magic alive as long as possible but eventually when you're old enough you both will just stop caring and give in to the fact that you each have gross but natural bodily functions.
It's funny because in the movies they don't show what happens when someone has to defecate. Are people like "Excuse me, I was fine with peeing while you're standing there having this pleasant conversation, but I gotta poop now and would rather making grunting noises, farting and plopping sounds and I fill the air with a foul smelling odor without someone watching, so could you leave and shut the door and we'll resume this conversation in a few minutes?"
I walk into the bathroom with my girlfriend and stand over her while she's peeing
I make sure to take a big whiff too
I look her right in the face the entire time we're talking
It's a power play
Everyone who has ever been in a relationship, incel
Shitting and farting is unpleasant no matter how you try and spin it. if a couple wants to give up the magic and break the illusion by doing it in front of each other that's their business but for any anons who have yet to be in a long relationship or be married you can absolutely decide what goes or not however If you're someone who cannot even handle burps or pissing you may need to just loosen up a bit.
As a kid at my parents house we had a single bathroom and I was taking a bath. I was like 8 so my father had to take a dump he couldn't wait no longer so he went into the room and sat on the toilet bowl while I was still in the tub. Man it smelled so bad I threw up and he was so proud himselfat that moment. I don't really remember but he cleaned after me. I was a mix of hot water and bad air and probably it was after dinner so there was a lot.
I pee with the door open, fiance closes the door for both things. But I'll also pee in front of just about anyone, I've even drunkenly posted it on snapchat.
lots of fricking weirdos in these replies. close the fricking door you animals, is that so hard? you can't pause a conversation with someone just to take a quick piss?
My first serious gf insisted that she watch me pee standing up. She was fascinated by how it worked for men. (I'm pretty sure the was unironically on the spectrum though...)
My wife asked to do the same thing once earlier in our relationship and for the same reason (curiosity). I obliged because i pretty much get to defile her body in plenty more ways and way more often and she’s pretty cool about it so letting her see a penis pee didn’t seem like a big deal. Once she got to see it once she was satisfied and never asked again.
I havnt closed my bathroom door in two years.
Sooo you jam all three up your ass to make a triangular three lane highway for your turds right?
Someone posted this list last time we had one of these threads, it's quite impressive: https://www.imdb.com/list/ls002068915/
pants are fully on
And pants are full too
He was just hiding.
why does he just piss himself all the time, and out in public too?
Based as frick actually
delete this ye fricking black bastard
is this what prostate diseases looks like
Why are there so many candid pics online of this dude pissing himself lmao
He's an alkie
why don't he just wear a tampon?
Piam Peeson
What upset me most is that he didn't bother washing his hands. You'd think a fancy businessman would do that.
Shit and farting reminds me of how disgusting we are as a species. Disgusting animals. I place myself above that so I don’t shit or fart in front of anyone. I think it’s human and beneath me. If my wife did in front of me I’d hit her. Not even joking. If a woman throws her humanity and sickness in my face unnecessarily she will be punished.
Naked Gun was a pioneer in toilet humor.
>brown inferno
kek
People actually didn't get hard to that, did they? That would be weird.
What happens next?
What an odd scene. Is it a comedy?
>brown_inferno
how do actors film scenes like this with a straight face and not crack up?
girls are so fricking hot sitting on the toilet
what's on her thigh
Panties
Can you imagine her cute little ass in this movie dropping a deuce?
The pooping scene in Scary Movie 4 was funny.
the one with carmen electra? i used to wank to that scene when i was a kid
Yes, that scene. The farting and plopping sound effects are hilarious.
You'd think with movies delving so much into a character's life that you'd see them shit.
I wanna see the shit cam.
That was weird. I was just thinking about the Blues Brothers.
I fricking knew Charlie gave goo...
They're moving out on a quick buck. Zoomers are obsessed with assplay and scat
and saying "literally" thousands of times a day
Wtf? How do you know this
NTA , but I'm a zoomer. My gf shits for me every time she goes. last night she farted on my burger so I put ketchup in her butthole and dipped my fries in it. she let out a mwhopper w/ the ketchup there. later after I licked her clean she let out another little toot
Good movie?
As an Angry fan it's a must because she usually only gets supporting roles. It's watchable.
Hot. What movies are these from?
who dis
Good Will Hunting was one of the most insultingly stupid movies I have ever seen and Ben Afleck's face is extremely punchable.
Edit: Sorry I thought this thread was for shitting on movies.
Edit 2: You people are sick!
Nice. Don't remember that scene.
Me in the DIY superstore
>dressed touch the toilet
women are grosse
Why is she pooping on her dress? Does she not know how to use the toilet properly?
It's the "actress doesn't want to show any skin" technique
mommy
God I want to suck Her toes and lick Her bum clean.
wow I completely forgot I used to do this at school. seeing who can piss the furthest up the wall was good fun.
>HAVE YOU EVER, EVER FELT LIKE THIS?
This shocked me as a kid seeing this on CBBC at like 16.30 in the arvo.
This and the scene where he's trying to reverse the tiny car in the corridor have got to be the funniest scenes committed to film. Why the hell did Myers have to get so mediocre lads?
>Evacuation com-
>Evacuation com-
>com-
>...
>evacuation com-
>that dancer there, Destiny? I'd like to break my dick off in that ass of hers
First time watching I had to pause the show cause I was howling with laughter so bad. Absolutely the most moronic and funniest urinal small talk I've ever seen.
When a woman is sitting on the toilet, is there any way to tell whether she's pissing or shitting without any sounds or smells to give it away?
damn thats a comfy looking bathroom.
>I've smelled your shit for 22 years and you can't smell mine for 5 minutes
I wish squat toilets were more prevalent outside of shithole countries.
Watching a cute girl shit in one of them is so erotic
LeL
>Peepee-Poopoo, the Thread
You guys worry me sometimes.
Gods, she was beautiful then.
How do they stop themselves from actually pooping? Even if I didn't really have to I think poop would come out if i sat on a toilet
they don't... check the paper?
why check it for piss?
She's not wiping her ass she's wiping her vag. You go front to back to avoid potentially putting shit in your c**t and getting a uti or something
If my sister was on the toilet and babysitting us, I'd use my little sis to go in there and see her bush
>dog walks in
_ _ _
did they really pee? why do i like watching girls peeing haha. is that normal or am i perv haha
that sink is too low wtf
Great for pissing in.
based sink pisser
unbased manlet
They custom made it for Tom's height but he decided to wear shoe lifts at the last minute
That's bullshit, but I believe it.
How have I not noticed this before?
I would say that it's perfect for those hangovers where you are shitting and puking at the same time but it's too far for that. Truly a useless placement for a sink.
Heavens to betsy
sauce?
Name this one, guessgays. Bet you can't.
>god tier memorable
Is it James Tolkan? No idea what movie.
Checked
That is him yes.
It is the most highly recommended movie
new guy
Mallrats
Problem Child EZPZ
Problem Child 2 to be exact.
can someone give me an example of a movie where they wipe their asses after taking a dump?
is this Warwick Davis's bathroom?
When my wife enters the bathroom while I'm pinching a loaf or glory yellow I ask if she'll hold my hand.
Someone post the scene from Human Centipede 2
Attack of the 50 Foot Woman deleted scene
Who else is pumped for Orphan 2?
Thanks for reminding me to watch Good Girls Get High
any kinos where you can hear women ripping farts into the toilet bowl?
how can I tell whether they shit or pissed if I don't own a smell-o-vision
My god, she even looks hot pooping.
i won't even shit in a public bathroom. there have only been several times in my life when i have and they were dire emergencies. even in "private" solo public bathrooms where you can lock the door. the frick is wrong with you animals
Same here. I will only sit on a public toilet in an extreme emergency. It's not even that hard to avoid either because I always use the bathroom before going somewhere.
I feel comfortable pooping anywhere, its very chad
it's unsanitary actually
Why does this exist?
>pissing fetish + obsession with Evangeline lily
It's not rocket science anon
Not why did you save it. Why was it recorded in the first place?
Oh I see what you mean, mental illness and depravity i guess?
New
The ultimate doo doo kino
https://thisvid.com/videos/poop-short-film/
AI has gone too far
That's really Evangeline Lilly though
You never see Star Trek people defecating.
Au contraire, mon capitaine
lol someone should edit this scene with farts