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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    oi m8 i tell yees what focking me's gonna do yeh? roight eres the deal m8 me and me m8s err 'oppin in this ere dooly and gettin thee roight fock outa here

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much do you think that guys family got paid to keep their mouths shut? I mean they probably couldn't even tell them how he died beyond "Work accident". I imagine they had shell out a lot of cash in those circumstances.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crushed while moving cargo was the story I suppose. Hammond probably made Muldoon deliver the news too, the bastard.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Killed while hunting Chilean Sea Bass. Very tragic, but it happens.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I imagine they had shell out a lot of cash in those circumstances.
      They spared no expense

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      12.6 million dollars to his family.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    took me a while to find this banger again:

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's https://youtube.com/watch?v=vTZCjCYsytM&pp=ygUHU2lja3kgdA%3D%3D

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      everyone who worked on this movie should be proud of themselves. masterpiece.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Book Jurassic Park is absolutely brilliant and book The Lost World is total trash and soulless it literally reads like Michael Crichton wrote it while hungover as opposed to JP which reads like an inspired work.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Lost World is an extremely half-assed book obviusly done for money. The movie is waaay better. He probably didn't even want to write it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like listening to summaries of the raptor and carnosaur scenes

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Funny enough the movie is extremely half-assed too, Speilberg didn't even want to make it. It really shows in the final act too.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I disagree I think The Lost World is a good movie. It's just that the script is bad and nothing the characters do makes sense. This is a result of the book being shit and Spielberg trying to re-write it. But that aside Lost World has incredible stuff in it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I always say it has some of the best set pieces in the franchise (the trailer scene, T-rex rampage through San Diego, DONT GO INTO THE TALL GRASS!). However, due to Spielberg's laziness I can't call it a good movie. There were supposed to raptors on the boat at the end with the T-Rex hence how the dismembered hand on the ship's steering wheel got there. Either they ran out of budget or they just couldn't be assed to add them to the script proper and instead of making that scene make sense, they left the dismembered hand there even though the T-Rex couldn't possibly be the culprit. That's just laziness. Then there's the problem with our heroes being the direct cause of the grand majority of the deaths in the movie. Vince Vaughn's character in particular has a lot of blood on his hands. Oh yeah, and while I actually didn't mind the black little girl much, the scene when she kicked the raptor through the wall was lame as shit.

            I'm with you though, I had the movie on VHS as a kid and used to play it on repeat so it has a place in my heart despite its flaws.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >how the dismembered hand on the ship's steering wheel got there
              raptors are REALLY good at putting dismembered limbs in strange places

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The dinosaurs getting off the island and eating babies in a small local village is more creepy than Jose getting dragged away by a raptor because the OSHA inspector overlooked something.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is actually about colonialism

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually an "I fricking hate science" movie

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    even in the jurassic women could not escape the violence of anglo males like muldoon

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What else is there to do? Watching dinos gets boring very quickly

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure Hammond would eventually have tons of locals offering their own little attractions like paragliding off the shore

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Compy exhibit
      >like 2 acres on its own
      How they didn't see coming the problem with people actually getting to see an animal at any given time is stupid.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    everything about this movie is perfect! absolute lightning in a bottle.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    GHEYR HAHAAA
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  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >velociraptor breaks free
    >first action is to grab the nearest Hispanic and maul him to death instead of bolting away from the scary cattle prods and guns like literally any other animal would do
    Based?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It didn't really break free, There was just an opening to stick its head and bite at something moving.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHOOT HER ASS TO ASS

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made this exact meme thread a month ago and nobody replied. Frick you all.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AAAAAHHHH CHIEF MULDOON, BEFORE I DIE....
    >WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT MOVIE WITH KATE MARA AND MARK WAHLBERGGGGGGGGGG

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