First of all the guy has a 16 month sentence for a Drunk driving accident. But then he decides to stab some guy and get it extended to 7 years. What kind of moron does that. He then disowns his son.
Now after he gets out of jail after 7 years this moron decides to get involved in a highly illegal gun deal that would probably put him in jail for 20 years. He kills a snitch (who was snitching about the gun deal ) then snitches on the gun deal himself to go back to prison to kill the guy who "threatened" his family.
Doesn't this moron realize America is a huge country and he and his family could just move or hide away.
The movie is garbage and should not be watched under any circumstances.
The only way this movie could be good is if he ended up getting killed in the fight with the beast at the end.
.1/10 overall trash.
Iron up
Word on the yard is Big Kiesterer has been green lit. Hoop that package and put the work in anon.
for my PEOPLE
WHOOP
SHOT CALLER in the building
Listen... You got your rules and we got the gang's rules... and theirs matter.
>listen, you got your opinions and we got the gang's opinion... and theirs matter
eses and woods 500 shot caller quotes, ripper count em
READY!
anons got the hard count
>But then he decides to stab some guy
He had to get his hands dirty like the rest of them, not help with their computer skills
That movie sure helped me fear going to prison even more. It's like a bunch of hopeless morons doing stupid shit over rules they invented that only worsen their condition legally, spiritually, in every possible aspect. I feel quite sorry for innocent people falling through the cracks and ending up in the position of having to obey some moronic stuff like that.
Didn't you watch the movie? It's a government work program and EVERYONE has to put work in. Thanks Obama.
If you're a chill person, don't have a history of violence and aren't gang affiliated they'll put you together with similar low-risk inmates and your time in prison is going to be boring but relatively safe. In real life they would never put a white collar professional with a DUI conviction together with fricking Aryan Brotherhood members.
EVERYBODY puts in some work anon. No one gets a free ride.
>innocent people falling through the cracks
He killed someone while drunk. Also he was a fricking idiot.
LOCAL BURNER COMING THROUGH
Since I'm a woman I would like to have Key Holder, yes.
And that's why you will never call any shots.
And the same cousin who knows Photoshop too, I guess.
The guy who created the poster for the movie has now been greenlit #shotcalled
I wouldn't say a single word, I would listen to op call the shots, and that's what no one ever did.
Wtf is going on here. Is that real? Also, snitch is such a bland forgettable movie.
>Wtf is going on here
Same AI engine generated both posters.
Jesus Christ is it really so hard to take a few minutes out of the day on set to frame a poster pose with your lead actor, that you have to resort to this stock torso bullshit?
roll
hahahahahahahahha
Rolling
FRICK
>Green Duck
I rolled a 29, I don't fricking wanna hear it buddy
bottles was in Sicario.
Shot caller and Sicario are same cinematic universe.
2/N forgot pic
Bottles is actually a spy.
O shit bros.
Bottles was a pig!
he's greenlit!
SOMEONE BOOK THAT NARC!
The prison scenes were pretty dope though. Never get over supremacist burnthal and bottles. Also if you don't wanna be someone's b***h you gotta get your hands dirty.
Is your paperwork clean, anon?
No shit got it hooped right now
rolls
better not get no toad name
Too bad, brother
maybe I earned that name by shanking a toad, validated
roll local
sneed
Make sure you lube up
Putting in the work
Hell yeah
88 navy seals for Big Worker
>First of all the guy has a 16 month sentence for a Drunk driving accident
WHAT A LIFE
A drunk driving accident where one of his passengers died*
Yo hoop my paperwork before I get greenlit
The names PUNK, BIG PUNK
I guess I'm going to prison because rolling is against the rules
Rolling for local burner
Hooper should be an option on the right.
>dubs get
I'm the SHOT CALLER here
With a name like that I'm shooting whom ever you're calling
Rollan
>local lighter
Guess I'm a firestarter.
callin'
Lmao
uhhhh im not validated yet, is it a good name?
NO NO NO BROS BUT I PUT IN THE WORK
Sorry bud, I call the shots here.
I found it funny that they chose the blacks for the rape scene. If they had chosen Mexicans or whites, their respective prison gangs probably would have ordered hits on the producers, like what happened with the movie American Me.
>Actor Danny Trejo said in an interview that he was aware of 10 people having been murdered for their involvement with the film.
How do we stop Mexicans? Is there a virus we could engineer to kill them all?
The c19 should be working within 2 more weeks anon, trust the plan.
Breed with their women and in time our differences will be forgotten
Qrd?
I'm gonna watch American Me tonight what am I in for bros
wtf
don't anon you'll get killed by the mexicans
Me reading the book
ouch
be careful with that, wood
ZESTY
do you think mexican brad pitt raped that cartel guy? it sort of implies he was going to waterboard him but he put his balls in his face
i thought it was a good movie OP
I think this has gone on long enough. Can we all start reporting this now please?
You dont call the shots here b***h
you're greenlit bud
You wouldn't make it a week on the inside.
Sniff something did ya rat boy
We know where your family live.
You don't seem to understand it, the jannies work for us.
you sound like you got bad paperwork. Unhoop your driver's license this moment or you're getting booked
ROLLING FOR 55 OR 88
OP bot thread
Paperwork NOW
OP will never call the shots
Llor
Yeah nah I'm not being called fricking LAME FISH re-rolling
You can't reroll here, wood
Show me your fricking paperwork, LAME FISH
Fricking Lame Fish b***h
You don’t get to reroll here, Lame Fish. Now give me your fricking ramen or you’re gonna find out why they call me Shot-lighter
who here validated?
you are validated right?
Now sometimes I get asked "What happens when an OP refuses to roll with his board?" Now this is rare because when you enter your only real option is to stick with your own board because these others aren't going to want you and it may even piss off other boards if they see you fraternizing. Now it might be different on other boards but when this happens on Cinemaphile the only real option is for his own board to catch OP and make an example out of him. Its a fricked up system but if you don't want to deal with it then don't enter the shotcaller threads!
kek even with all the roids he just looks like a little b***h. His cuckold emaciated skull shape and wispy hair are not obfuscated by the tryhard goatee and sunglasses (which look comically huge on his tiny beta head)
Your post reminds me of this
Sorry, there's no gym or roids for your genetics
post selfie
You already have enough chads saved in your wank folder.
That's what I thought lard ass, lol
You aren't allowed to address me until you have sex
>implying a cuckold b***h could lock down a dime piece like this
you have a weak mentality and use 5 dollar words to try and create a false air of intelligence. now don't reply until you've knocked out at least 30 burpees.
please tell me you're frickin joking with that picture....never mind her face,imagine the milage on that bird.if that's a dime for you then real dimes be damned
That b***h would up and leave you the very second shit went south anon. My b***h is ride or die all the way.
he unironically fixed her but you're out here posting some girl with the 1000 wiener stare eyes who barely has a career despite going through a cities population worth of director and producer dick.
they've been broken up for over a year anon
big wes flying solo now
scratch that his latest video has him with anther plastic bogged bimbo
lmao wes definitely has a type
my girl, fake breasts fake ass, hot as frick
he fixed her. that means she is fully independent and can choose to leave if she wants, I respect him even more now if I'm honest.
He dumped her a ways back. Apparently gave her a beating, too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KIUS4JXJXw
Deserved, you dont step out of line like that.
b***h looks like a crackhead ready to suck you off for $5
very true.
his wife looks like one too!
these fish ass marks are officially greenlit
his bald head is kino when not shaved
Get the world out.
OP is greenlit
Shit like this happens all the time you fricking lame
roll tide
>shot duck
oh no
Any other kinos about cons?
I'm trying to put in some work.
>First of all the guy has a 16 month sentence for a Drunk driving accident. But then he decides to stab some guy and get it extended to 7 years.
The start of the movie showed how a young kid got gangraped on the first night by refusing to roll with a gang and letting himself get clowned.
>He then disowns his son.
He knew he was a POS and didn't want to taint his son's bright future.
>Now after he gets out of jail after 7 years this moron decides to get involved in a highly illegal gun deal
He gave the money to his family, that's why he did it.
>He kills a snitch (who was snitching about the gun deal ) then snitches on the gun deal himself to go back to prison to kill the guy who "threatened" his family.
Yes, the point of the movie is that his love for his family trumped his loyalty to his gang.
>he and his family could just move or hide away.
Why would he uproot his family just to ruin their lives and throw away his son's future?
>The only way this movie could be good is if he ended up getting killed in the fight with the beast at the end.
Actually agree that this would have been better, that would have been more in tone with the rest of the film.
I wanted a pack of cigarettes
Made the call
The cashier asked for Id
Told her that's not her shot to call
She refused me service
You got to earn your keep
Like everyone else she said
>The movie is garbage and should not be watched under any circumstances.
Many such cases....
I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO GIVE YOU A (YOU) OP BECAUSE YOU'RE A SOFT LITTLE b***h MADE OF EXCUSES! IF YOU COME TO MY BOARD AGAIN WITHOUT GOOD PAPER HOOPED YOU'RE GETTING SMASHED BY SOME MILITANT WOODS WITH THEIR HANDS UP READY TO PUT IN WORK BECAUSE THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS WHEN YOU'RE GP IN THE CALIFORNIA PENITENTIARY SYSTEM.
lets see
how does one Burn Shots??
NTA (Shanks Keisterer) but that's a cool name.
>Shanks Keisterer
Still funny
I wanted to watch this again today but saw it's not longer on Netflix. Where can I get the keys?
Your local store anon, pirating is illegal and looked down on around our parts, we burn local here ese.
So how what your prison experience since you're seem to know so much about how people act there?All movies would end 20 minutes in if literally nothing happened and the characters would just stay home
I hold the keys to the yard now. Every Wood needs to do 100 Pushups now
33 get
Need to put some more work in, wood. #shot called
I'm the only shot caller on this yard, wood
and you better show us your paperwork right fricking now
your digits say otherwise, Glasses Duck... Your rule is over. Now I hold the keys. Understood?
I got dope debts
I'm lockin' it up
you dorks if you even bothered to listen to the show instead of just talking shit like total clowns Jon explained what Burn Local means instead of just talking shit you just keep it real because what Burn Local means you’re a real one because you are local (aka burn local) if you even bothered to listen to the show instead of just talking shit like total clowns Burn Local means you just keep forgetting your past no matter what happens real because you’re a real one because staying true to your real ones aka your homies and other locals (aka burn local) you are real not because you try to be real but you’re a real one from day one and you keep it local (aka burn local) by staying true to your real ones aka your homies and other locals in the same town you came up just talking shit like total clowns Jon explained what Burn Local means by staying true to your real ones aka your homies and other locals (aka burn local) in never forgetting your past no matter what happens
Roll
>Shotlighter
Works for me
How to kiester locally?
No shot caller in the thread yet, this is bullshit.
Greenlighters should serve as Shotcallers until the real Shotcaller emerges
If I roll for shot caller right now this meme will continue.
If not it's over.
What the FRICK happened to Bottles? I need more Bottles kino
GIMME SOMETHING GOOD
>Green Burner
Hell fricking yes I can get behind this
Calling my shot. 33
I'll settle for a Local Lighter
I’ve been to prison, just keep your head down and you would be alright. The entire premise sounds dumb as frick.
> me
> this is stupid
> why so many (You)s
gimme that 33 b***hes
The fact is, we all started out as someone's little angel. And a place like this forces us to become jamies or shitposters. Nothing in between can exist here.
TPTB think the more they warn us and ban us it strips us from our power, they even think we are a dying breed, they're dead fricking wrong.
We're just real selective, about who we call shot caller. So the question is, are you ready?
I am not looking for trouble but I am not taking any shit either.
This safety in numbers comes with a price.
I have a Certificate in MS Office and data entry.
What I wanted to hear. You like to read? I have a great collection on psychology.
I'm hangover and couldn't do any burpees. Bought more alcohol and will start drinking in a few minutes. I can't become a shot caller
you better put that prison wine down and hit those frickin bars fish I want 88 sets of 88 burpees
I want a spin off with bottles as the protagonist
ROLL CALL
Hahahhaaaha
Realistically unless your career is already something like ditch digging or internet janitor, getting a DUI with a death involved means you're going to be making $9.50 an hour for the rest of your life. Even a regular DUI arrest, not even a conviction, is going to frick you HARD because it shows up in background checks and Google searches.
Honestly if you're getting pulled over and are drunk you may as well go for a SbC.
>you may as well go for a SbC.
which will still frick you for at least 7 years
Not if you put in the work playboy.
Bound by Honor Blood In Blood Out
Now THAT was a prison movie!
This movie borrowed a lot from breaking bad
Only thing that's similar is a regular guy becomes a criminal which by itself is an extremely general idea.
Why did he not screw that blond at the house party?
He wanted a zesty young buck
>be sentenced to 16 months in California state prison
>refuse to clique up and put in work for you people
>get killed before your sentence is up or raped to oblivion/mindbreak
Literally the only thing keeping this shit thread alive
Gimme that shankduck tho
>keyburner
doesn't even make sense
try calling some shots then you will get it
yo let me get a bad ass name plz
key punk kwab
i don't understand why this movie's so popular on Cinemaphile enough that it gets meme'd like this
Someone actually bothered to make a roll pic
This roll shit is extremely gay so as an aside
I looked up burn local's youtube podcast show after he got memed so much here. What the frick is actually wrong with him? The intro to the show is him getting out of a pickup truck with a dog and all the interviews are THIS PRISONER TAUGHT THIS DOG TO TRUST AGAIN or NAVY SEAL LOVED THIS DOG LIKE A BROTHER
is he actually mentally ill or is this just the weirdest trashbait podcast ever
Rolling. Give me the keys motherfricker I put my work in
OH SHIT. shot lighter?
Some punks gonna get green lit
These threads were better without the rollin. Now almost all the posts are just rolls. no shotcalling posts. gay.
What did you guys think of the scene where REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOUR MOTHER WILL NEVER HOLD THE KEYS EVER AGAIN
FRICK
so are all Shotcaller threads ruined now with rolling? are the rollposters trying to ruin this meme?
>janny deletes the roll post but not the 100+ replies
lmao
lmao fricking homosexual jannies.
hey Janny! I just shit right in the middle of this thread. fricking clean it up.
Looks like janny just got xirself greenlit.
I fricking hate JANNIES thinking about calling in some shots
Also this movie was kino
I don’t
Like it either