Should I buy tickets to Barbie, or is woke garbage?

Should I buy tickets to Barbie, or is woke garbage?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    did he buy a junior ticket or adult bros?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the poster behind him is a4

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's a 4 foot tall display

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't these guys suck eachother's dicks now?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        unironically around 40 your dick starts leaking after you pee so you have to wear dark pants to hide the stains

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That only happens to alcoholics and lazy old men. Keep your dick strong and stay healthy, morons.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            how can anyone not be an alcoholic at 40? it's objectively over if you haven't made it by now

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          okay

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i only just realized i meant to reply to a different post lol

            Is Ben in his emo phase? Why is he dressed like that?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong homosexuals but I'm pretty sure the homosexuals you're thinking of basically went from rap to literal onlyfans incest

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          uh, sauce bro?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              what the frick lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Taking the term "zesty" to the whole new level

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ben on the left

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm thinking those horse-faced mutants have cousins for parents.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bogdanoffs Jr

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3 steps to getting taller.
      Part 1

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically eating lots of food and sleeping constantly is probably the best way to hit your growth plates.

      Im 6'2 and Italian. Constantly encouraged to eat as much as possible by a loving deigo grandma and hypersomnia from being depressed when i was younger. Probaly slept 12h a day until my 20s.

      Everyone in my family is short.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hypersomnia
        truly a based affliction. i sleep 12h every chance i get, it's glorious.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I sleep 5 hours a night from 25 to 29 tried working out for 6 months and gsined some time but nothing.
        To wage and sleep 12 hours a night as I am expected to wagecuck 9 hours a day for Gaytheon so they can have enough missiles to make the middle east safe for troony's and gays I leave home at 5:30 get home at 4 then I'd have 90 minutes to make dinner workout and sleep. No time to meet women. Frick modern slavemerica. I hope every fricking MIC vampire gets fricking cancer.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          By the time your 25 you stop growing. I have Travis Bickle insomnia NOW because of drugs and alcohol but when i was young and didnt touch that stuff all i could do to combat the constant lonliness was lay in bed and imagine myself cuddling with a pretty girl while my stomach hurt and I cried. Sometimes wept. Though the weeping happened more after i got older and started dating.

          Dont fall into self pity homosexual. Be thankful youre working for Ratheon ffs and not digging through human waste trying to find plastic to recycle.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >9 hours a day for Gaytheon
          lmao moron how did you get tricked into doing that? it's a megacorp literally just clock out at exactly 8 hours every day.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I get every other Friday off.

            BOO FRICKING HOO

            Yeah and? You have to cagecuck and fitMaxx if you want a gf when you're ugly. So to get 12 hrs sleep would mean I'd lose 100 percent of my day to chasing pussy. I have a gf now but I have erectile dysfunction from sleeping so little. Can't win.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              get a remote position you idiot i work for the same company and average no more than 20 actual hours of work.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bro better men than you already curee that. Buy viagra. It takes all of 15 minutes to get a perscription. Google hims.com

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That shit costs like 10 bucks a pill thanks to the liked at Pfizer but yeah that might be my only option.

                get a remote position you idiot i work for the same company and average no more than 20 actual hours of work.

                I don't have a degree and I have too much brain damage to code now. Tried to get back into an old project a few months ago and I couldn't make head or tails of it. And the gigaisraelites are fleeting remote positions while insisting we must do more to fight climate change. No matter what I'm getting fricked over by some old pedo vampire .

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          BOO FRICKING HOO

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the only movie that I have ever left halfway through at a theater. Based on the trailers I was hopeful that this movie would be comedic. While it was full of jokes 95% of them dont land in the slighest. (Not just for me, no one in the theater laughed at them.) I knew going into this film that it was going to try to push a message. I believe this is where the film untimately fails. A good film can convey its message through creative story telling. Barbie instead decides to have the characters in the film directly tell you multiple times. Its almost like the writer of the film does not think people are intelligent enough to comprehend it otherwise. I award this film 3 points though because the sets and costumes are extremely well designed. In addition Ryan Gosling does an excellent job portraying Ken even with a terrible script. The music is also excellent

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sucks to be you. The theater full of women I saw it with laughed and cheered the whole time. Everyone loved it. Only whiny losers want to try to be super critical over the fricking Barbie movie and try to feel superior by hyper analyzing it.

      Lol, the cringe.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he watched the barbie movie alone

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The theater full of women I saw it with laughed and cheered the whole time

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        kys simp cuck homosexual

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      and the audience applauded you for your bravery and George Washington flew in on a eagle and sucked you off for your defiance

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that didn't happen lying homosexual

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      One time my mom took me to see a movie about a submarine, and the name was random letters and numbers like NC-5402 or something like that. I pissed and shat the whole time about how I wanted to go see the Recess cartoon movie and she was like "no I hate that stupid show and that kid's voice". So basically in the submarine movie, a bunch of adults are just talking, yada yada and I fall asleep. I wake up to my mom shaking me and saying we're leaving. Instead of walking to the exit, she takes me into the theater showing the Recess movie. At the end she said it was better than the submarine movie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still can’t believe men actually went to see this movie
      Are you all unironically gay?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone ITT has been eating microplastics and hormones since birth. What do you think?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm bi so it's typical of me to fence-sit and consider watching it. I'm also a massive fan of Jem.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bisexual or bipolar? And is there a difference?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bisexual but there's a thin line.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        some memes like

        Pretty good summary. There were a few laughs from the girls at my showing, but other than that nothing. You're right about the message being too direct and in-the-face. I legitimately thought it was satire until the end of the movie when I realized they were seriously preaching feminism for 2 hours in the most stereotypical way possible
        [...]
        Its because of the memes, zoomer memers love watching random movies for the irony now - it started with minions. Very possibly astroturfed by hollywood.

        mentioned
        also avg westoid numale is a pathetic low-t simp

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty good summary. There were a few laughs from the girls at my showing, but other than that nothing. You're right about the message being too direct and in-the-face. I legitimately thought it was satire until the end of the movie when I realized they were seriously preaching feminism for 2 hours in the most stereotypical way possible

      I still can’t believe men actually went to see this movie
      Are you all unironically gay?

      Its because of the memes, zoomer memers love watching random movies for the irony now - it started with minions. Very possibly astroturfed by hollywood.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Its almost like the writer of the film does not think people are intelligent enough to comprehend it otherwise
      Target audience?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Ben in his emo phase? Why is he dressed like that?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he dressed like the kid nobody sat with at lunch?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't dress like that. I did have a black hoodie though.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're an adult male. You should wait for streaming.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a woman you nerd

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The letterboxd reviews told me enough, this is the peak movie for rich superficial LA girls who love being a girlboss and rant about how hard they have it compared to male hobos

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he dressed like Ricky Gervais?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie had a MONSTER marketing budget didn't it?
    I can't stop fricking hearing about it.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Men are the antagonists and one of the Barbies (the ginger) is a troon.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is he breaking shabbot?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re allowed to do that for Barbie. It was in the Torah

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If a homosexual con artist is standing next to a poster of a movie saying he was forced to do it, you know it's entertaining.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based Benji about to annihilate this libtard shit w/ facts and logic epic style

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How cute is Dua Lipa in the movie? I am asking for a friend.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just dont understand female mentality
    >Barbie Lives in a female "dream world"
    >Goes to our reality where never in history of humanity women had this amount of privilege
    >Still is le patriARK fault when they make bad choices in life

    Why are they like this? It's like there is an eschizo Boogie MAN inside every woman's brain.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >women shit test men
      >men utterly fail the shit test and cave to women
      >wtf why won't the shit testing stop
      it's evolutionary biology. the society just needs to put women in their place, but it can't because it's run by israelites, therefore it will collapse.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is there any other way to stop women from shit testing without resort to beating them or turning society into a strict religious one?
        The first one will create dysfuncional beings and the second men themselves will destroy their own society and years of tradition because they want tons of sex

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based and redpilled.

        Is there any other way to stop women from shit testing without resort to beating them or turning society into a strict religious one?
        The first one will create dysfuncional beings and the second men themselves will destroy their own society and years of tradition because they want tons of sex

        There's no societal way to do it. You getting mad and escalating means you failed the test. Staying cool and not giving a frick about her nonsense has worked the best for me. Prioritize your own happiness. The "happy wife, happy life" saps have it exactly backwards. She's happiest when her stupid petty bullshit is of minor importance to you, if any.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    His sister is so fricking hot it's unreal.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

      Cringe.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >She's everything.
    >he's just Ben.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he the designated movie shooter?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish people would stop using the word 'woke' and use the word 'delusional' instead

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish he could've had his chance at writing for Hollywood. It clearly makes him seethe more than anything else.

    How the frick are you a rich israelite and still fail to make it? Lmfaooooo

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If u can't tell it's woke garbage right away ur moronic
    Even if it wasn't ur a grown man watching fricking barbie so ur a massive homosexual

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a Barbie movie directed by a woman who said it's about feminism.
    What do you think OP?
    It's obviously woke garbage.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you watch it, you a traitor to all men. You are worse than a troony.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just bought a single ticket for myself, gonna put on my drive scorpion jacket for it.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The right is telling me that it's feminist garbage
    The left is saying that it's totally not feminist at all, but also that the right should be embarassed to care about a kid's show.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just got home from seeing it. The movie makes perfect sense if you believe that gender inequality is caused just by social factors. The men are sort of dumb villains, but they get a kind of redemption at the end. A few parts I laughed.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I watch a movie based on a girls toy, or should I suicide? Both

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Botox, makeup, groomed eyebrows, hair dye, matching black outfit to his dyed hair
    Yeah, I'm sure he was 'dragged' to see the Barbie movie

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