should I take my gf to this movie when it comes out?
I'm hoping if its true about the sex scenes, it might put her "in the mood". But I hope its not overdone and she's like "why'd you take me to a softcore movie?"
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This dude looks weird. Is he israeli? There's something about his eyes that are off-putting.
Seriously, what's going on here?
His face is too small for his head
Looks like he has almond eyes.
Maybe he's like 2% Asian somehow?
Thats how clint eastwood's eyes look.
he would look a lot better if he had lips
He got paid so he can do soft core porn scenes with her
His face is like those pic related memes.
of course. it'll be romcom of the year
How is she SUCH a fricking prostitute?
She loves us
5 year plan
Already looking forward to the shaky slotslights-watermarked copy of the nude scenes on day one.
>should I take my gf to this movie when it comes out?
Yes. You'll both have a good time and she'll respect you for a bold instead of nerdy choice.
>should I take my gf to this movie when it comes out?
If she's anything like mine she'll just constantly be watching you to see how you react to Sweeney's cleavage and the night will be ruined if you seem too interested
frick i just realised she's done this before when there was a sex scene on a netflix show we were watching
>frick i just realised she's done this before when there was a sex scene on a netflix show we were watching
"I have zero experience with women but am going to pretend to be having the everyman experience with one. Do you accept me yet?"
No. You will never stand with the rest of us, loser.
Why are women so insecure ?
Do women do things like constantly looking at other guys when you’re outside only for her to get pissy at you when you look at another girl?
Back at you stuck up b***h , I just wanted to smoke and have fun b***h lol why you so mean to meeeeee
Is she flat?
If so the sex scenes may do more harm than good.
Why are the names reversed REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>we finally get a kino film where two hot, non-uggo actors frick each other on screen
>Cinemaphile can only b***h and complain about it
YOU're the reason cinema is dead frickers, you don't deserve good movies
Just watch porn, you fricking loser.
porn is boring, cinema sex is better choreographed, lighted, acted and leaves much more for imagination
you're not supposed to have sex in the cinema
>YOU're the reason cinema is dead
good. glad I helped kill it.
cute.
>YOU're the reason cinema is dead
thank god
Happy to do my part.
Frick off cumbrain and kys.
It looks terrible and sweeny isn’t that hot
GENOCIDE COOMERS
>hoping it might put her "in the mood"
Oh you can bet that she'll get into that mood if the film has a BIG BLACK BULL in it.
I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
I was 25 when I first kissed a girl.
I had sex with her 2 days later.
This board used to tell me how overrated sex is but it is pretty amazing most of the time.
I'm not him but I'm 29 myself. Is it really true then? I mean that another view is it sucks the first time(s) but it gets better. so what of it?
If you never have everyone around you can tell and treats you like the freak you are
Its a bell curve. Sex sucks at first with anyone new because you don't know how you match at first. The longer you're with someone the better it gets because you'll find your groove and start pushing what you can do with each other and find all the fun stuff, then eventually you run out of fun stuff and you either get bored and can't really be bothered and break up or you settle into a comfy situation where snuggling on the sofa and being comfy is more fulfilling than slamming things into holes. The latter of these two is better than sex incidentally.
This is correct been with my wife for 7 years we don’t frick nearly as much as we did in the beginning but when we do it’s great and it’s still like once or twice a week usually
if you spent years of your life thinking that you're defective or incomplete because you havent had sex the post nut clarity will hit you very very hard
happened to me. it did get much better though.
>Glen Powell
>Born October 21, 1988 (age 35)
>Sydney Sweeney
>Born September 12, 1997 (age 26)
she is too young for him. this is basically pedophilia
He fiance irl
is 39.
I have his hairline but not his girlfriend.
Ok but does she frick a BBC in the movie?
She tries to, but she has a crisis in the middle of it because cheating is le bad
If this movie had israeli writers I guarantee her character arc would’ve revolves around getting BLACKED
Shame. Cheating is hot
It’s not cheating if he’s black
I’m trans
I've never actually seen here act before. Is she always this terrible?
She's got a slim body and huge breasts, bruh. We don't talk about her 5/10 face and acting skills.
I'm not expecting Oscar-level acting. She sounds like she's reading lines in a monotone voice.
H O T
>I'm hoping if its true about the sex scenes, it might put her "in the mood"
You revealed both that you're a fricking imbecile and a goddamned liar with this statement.
1) What "truth" about the sex scenes? That you're so wrapped up into the production of a romcom because you simp an actress is on full display for all to see.
2) "Sheeeeesh bros, don't you just hate it when you're ready to do the horizontal lambada and your GI RL FR IE ND denies you, because she's tired, has a headache, doesn't find you attractive at all, her family dog died 13 years ago and she's still sad about it, etc. and so you need to take her out to a movie with sexual content so she'll get 'in the mood?' Lol story of my life!"
Wrong, dumb c**t, that's no one's experience. It's unspeakably pathetic that you're trying to convince Anon that you, Anon, aren't the eternal fricking loser that you absolutely are.
Mr Skin has also confirmed Sweeney had a lot of nude scenes in the early screenings calling it the best nudity she has done in her career. We're getting closer bros.
Do you want to take your girlfriend to a movie that looks like ass?
When was the last rom-com to ever get this type of marketing? I don't remember a movie so hyped
I shan't watch this trash, but I might check out some webms on Cinemaphile in the future