I only understood why the captain and the Dutton patriarch were so wary of each other after I saw a thread here explaining they fought on different sides of that American conflict.
This shit was terrible, I couldn't even make it past the three episodes devoted to crossing a river. I also fricking hate the constant narration in this show by the female lead. >"They said the river was bad" >Next scene is about the river being bad >"Man that river was bad" >"My Daddy kill to protect" >Show scene about her dad killing to protect them >"Yeah he done protect"
The narrator has maybe the worst fake southern accent I've ever heard. Kek. If you can turn your brain off it may be ok to watch it. I watched a few episodes but when that dumbo wouldn't shut up I stopped.
taylor gayiden youre a motherfricking moron
what exec were you blowing to get that absolute trash yellowstone greenlit
shouldve killed dutton off in season 1 but youre a pussy
all the while we get to hear how hard the indians have it from monica constantly also move to ranch move out move back move to some rented shithole drive while pregnant meanwhile the actor is a legit fricking CHINK Lmao
rip: mega simp cuck for the loosest hole ever
jimmy: moron redemption arc
mia: barrel bawd
laramie: see above
walker: mixed race quota
kayce: gay emo
jamie: gay emo but different
gayner: literal moron but with land
beck bros: child traffickers
lloyd: decent character
monica: indian sympath but bangs whitey lol
summer: antifa arrested 42+ times but falls in love with an elderly white male landowner
chief gaywater: typical casino indian
avery: who also moron
indian lawyer with injected lips: typical female empowerment character keeping gaywaters balls in her purse
lynelle: milf
jenkins: reasonable but low iq
Rip marries Beth because: A) Fricked him when she was 12 B) Shits on him constantly for 30 years C) Has barren womb from abortion she got in the 5th grade D) Is heir to 500 million dollar farm that cant pay the property taxes E) Abuses drugs and alcohol for 30 years F) Has major depressive disorder/PTSD/self loathing-hate for killing mother G) Is the Elon Musk of Montana buying/selling companies at a whim for her 3 employee international business company H) Is the Warren Buffet of Montana buying/selling multi billion dollar companies stock with literally no oversight from the SEC I) Can make hundreds of millions of dollars on a Thursday afternoon short selling stock of a multi billion dollar company that can buy her out "15 times over" J) Blames her older brother for her entire life and takes 0 responsibility for anything she's ever done K) Gas lights her father and anyone who will listen into believing she loves her father and every decision she makes comes from her unconditional love of him and the Dutton family L) Never disparages/hurts/attacks anyone that isnt white and heterosexual and male and only attacks/cusses/shits on white women who are prettier, smarter or younger than her M) Hates god and all religions and has no code of ethics or honor she lives by/makes each interactional decision based on current mood (which is usually drunk) N) Always resolves a problem by 1st determining who she can hurt the most and how she can most benefit O) No one who comes into contact with Beth can win an argument with her they can only use violence to best her mind to which she then wears the wounds as a badge of womanly pride for multiple episodes P) Is an angry feminist icon perfect for todays American woman to identify with, she stands up against the male patriarchy and trashes/destroys men for the 20,000 years they have been dominating women and ruining civilization
if you shut off deadwood in the second season no, if you kept watching that trash, yes
okay but what if OP is white?
witness and try to survive the collapse of the petrodollar
Nu-westerns generally suck. Of those released after 2000 there are only Bone Tomahawk and few others that I liked.
I really liked it. Never saw Deadwood
Woah! I never saw this and really liked Deadwood. We're practically twins! Can I Bond Burger your sister?
If I had one I don’t see why not as long as you had one for fair trade
>what if white people BAD
yeah I quit watching in the middle of the second episode.
the biggest pieces of shit in the series are the lakotas though.
To be fair, they were justified because the Wyoming authority was a piece of shit.
Watch it if you like Lifetime romance movies for 60 year old women.
if they were all written by taylor sheridan I'd just have to accept that I watch lifetime/hallmark movies now.
Yeah, he's a very cheesy writer.
if you mean "cheesy" as in the opposite of what, say, kevin feige insists all his movies be, then sign me the frick up.
He basically writes cowboy marvel shows.
>what if cowboys... but marvel... and what if marvel... but good
sounds like a winning plan here
I like that one episode when the Avengers stayed at his Yellowstone ranch. That was so cool. And so funny when the Hulk broke the toilet.
If you liked Oregon Trail as a kid, you might like it. It's heavily focused on romance so it's the type of show you watch with your girlfriend.
no
I only understood why the captain and the Dutton patriarch were so wary of each other after I saw a thread here explaining they fought on different sides of that American conflict.
It was alright
Yes, as long as you can stomach all the race-mixing and Little bawd on the Prairie.
This shit was terrible, I couldn't even make it past the three episodes devoted to crossing a river. I also fricking hate the constant narration in this show by the female lead.
>"They said the river was bad"
>Next scene is about the river being bad
>"Man that river was bad"
>"My Daddy kill to protect"
>Show scene about her dad killing to protect them
>"Yeah he done protect"
I enjoyed the narration in it, it gives a different tone from Yellowstone. Then 1923 came and the narration became annoying, the show is shit too.
The narrator has maybe the worst fake southern accent I've ever heard. Kek. If you can turn your brain off it may be ok to watch it. I watched a few episodes but when that dumbo wouldn't shut up I stopped.
taylor gayiden youre a motherfricking moron
what exec were you blowing to get that absolute trash yellowstone greenlit
shouldve killed dutton off in season 1 but youre a pussy
all the while we get to hear how hard the indians have it from monica constantly also move to ranch move out move back move to some rented shithole drive while pregnant meanwhile the actor is a legit fricking CHINK Lmao
rip: mega simp cuck for the loosest hole ever
jimmy: moron redemption arc
mia: barrel bawd
laramie: see above
walker: mixed race quota
kayce: gay emo
jamie: gay emo but different
gayner: literal moron but with land
beck bros: child traffickers
lloyd: decent character
monica: indian sympath but bangs whitey lol
summer: antifa arrested 42+ times but falls in love with an elderly white male landowner
chief gaywater: typical casino indian
avery: who also moron
indian lawyer with injected lips: typical female empowerment character keeping gaywaters balls in her purse
lynelle: milf
jenkins: reasonable but low iq
and my favorite
Rip marries Beth because: A) Fricked him when she was 12 B) Shits on him constantly for 30 years C) Has barren womb from abortion she got in the 5th grade D) Is heir to 500 million dollar farm that cant pay the property taxes E) Abuses drugs and alcohol for 30 years F) Has major depressive disorder/PTSD/self loathing-hate for killing mother G) Is the Elon Musk of Montana buying/selling companies at a whim for her 3 employee international business company H) Is the Warren Buffet of Montana buying/selling multi billion dollar companies stock with literally no oversight from the SEC I) Can make hundreds of millions of dollars on a Thursday afternoon short selling stock of a multi billion dollar company that can buy her out "15 times over" J) Blames her older brother for her entire life and takes 0 responsibility for anything she's ever done K) Gas lights her father and anyone who will listen into believing she loves her father and every decision she makes comes from her unconditional love of him and the Dutton family L) Never disparages/hurts/attacks anyone that isnt white and heterosexual and male and only attacks/cusses/shits on white women who are prettier, smarter or younger than her M) Hates god and all religions and has no code of ethics or honor she lives by/makes each interactional decision based on current mood (which is usually drunk) N) Always resolves a problem by 1st determining who she can hurt the most and how she can most benefit O) No one who comes into contact with Beth can win an argument with her they can only use violence to best her mind to which she then wears the wounds as a badge of womanly pride for multiple episodes P) Is an angry feminist icon perfect for todays American woman to identify with, she stands up against the male patriarchy and trashes/destroys men for the 20,000 years they have been dominating women and ruining civilization
you forgot
>beth is an angry feminist because her main capacity as a woman was stolen from her