Should movies be more historically accurate?
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Should movies be more historically accurate?
Should movies be more historically accurate?
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wtf that's not meg
that’s… greg
Okay, except Megara was a woman in the myths, so this doesn't make sense
Are you fricking moronic? He said historically accurate, not mythically accurate
I still don't understand the point of the post. If the movie was historically accurate then none of the monsters would exist. Any why is Megara suddenly a twink? Are people under the impression that everyone had their own twink boy toy? I think the caption is confusing me. It should be "Disney's Hercules if Megara was a twink"
It's literally only confusing if you're autistic. Fantasy stories can still be historically accurate
But the post is making it seem like a guy and a girl banging in Ancient Greece ISN'T historically accurate, when it in fact happened way more than the pederastic relationships
It's a joke rainman
Goddammit maybe I am moronic
Nope, all it's saying is that it's a historically accurate scenario. Congratulations, you have autism
A century ago, some bloke said ancient Greece was full of bum bandits, and for some reason people believed him. That belief has persisted despite having zero evidence to support it.
if you actually read ancient texts in latin / old greek you will realize the people back then were as depraved as they are today (+slavery)
some texts are really really gay
If the criteria for an entire society being gay is a few deviants writing down their wank material then today's society will look like a giant Pride parade in a thousand years.
Cope
>the wide-assed are the vast majority
kek, with this logic Cinemaphile "mostly approves" of homosexuality because of how often the words "homosexual" and "gay" are used.
>none of the monsters would exist
Exactly, it should just be about gay sex.
Greeks were straight, stop spreading israeli lies
Holy cope
Kek
This image is so dead wrong it's probably satire.
>leftist memes
no thanks
but israeliteS ROCK!!!????
Holy shit what a bunch of fricking homosexuals lmfao.
Retvrn to tradition bros, they're all just lying I swear I promise it's a israeli trick...
lmao this is one of my favorite historical swerves. never gets old
Lol this is gay but seriously there's a reason you keep seeing the same ones over and over, it's because there's almost no gay ones compared to all the others. People are just moronic. They'll probably find something gay in the rubble of your israeli bombed house here soon and call you gay too, but this time it will be true.
or because it's history from 3000 years ago and we don't exactly have infinite supply...
women didn't exist until christians made them up to oppress them
Imagine if we had femboys instead of girls haha
haha
JAFAR, YOU MUST COME SEE THIS
gayS OUTSIDE THE PALACE
So if we're going historical accurate where's the panel where the gays get stoned to death?
I don't get it
Why the need for sign-language when he can clearly hear?
enjoy your butthole worms homosexualus prime
Utopia
You know what gets me? Those creators write their characters like its still a female x male relationship.
They don't understand homosexual male x male dynamics at all.
These comics feel like it was written or drawn by a female author who is just drawing her own fantasy of what she THINKS homosexual relationships are like. But she has no real experience at all.
You see this crap in Japanese manga all the time. Female authors with no experience or understanding of homosexual relationships. So they just make one of the male characters act like an emotional female because that's all they know.
stop being racist chud
It’s true, there never were any straight Greeks. All gay.
Shit I think I like really feminine guys a lot more than women they're just incredibly rare irl
>tfw used to be a cute hairless femboy who regularly got mistaken for a girl
>now just a regular looking dude
Alas, time comes for us all
There is one simple sneaky trick to stay fem
what is it?
Same. I pulled some top tier goth chicks because of that. Now I look like any other rugged guy with baby face.
For some reason goth/alt chicks love the androgynous look. I used to get tons of attention from them, now they don't even give me the time of day. Twink death comes for all of us eventually 🙁
Homos are so tiring bros
If everyone in ancient Greece was gay, wouldn't they have all died out as a people?
shut up chudcel
jesus was a Black person transwoman
That would be extremely inaccurate.
for you
Yes they should show how homosexuality is primarily pedophilia, and make it a old man and little boy
you just got RATIO'd chudcels
Whatever you do, just don't look up where the idea that greeks were gay comes from and DEFINITELY don't look up the punishment you got for homosexuality in ancient greece and instead just consume this gay porn we claim is historically accurate instead.
I believe the age difference was also the big thing
so either hercules should be older
or megaragay needs to go twink more
good old BSB never changes ay
I remember hearing in school that the Greeks or Romans all ended up getting really gay and homosexual before their society collapsed. Used to wonder why. But considering the state of the west right now, it makes total sense.
My crazy conspiracy theory is that they got overpopulated and natured kicked in the gay gene to combat the lack of resources. gays are natural but they are a type of kill switch ingrained in our genes to not over extend. Since we have become too big of a population but also have attained dominance over our resources the gay gene has gotten rampant without anything to stop it naturally.
This was true for the Greeks, and false for the Romans. The Romans had converted en masse under Constantine to what would become the Roman Catholic Church and made it punishable by burning at the stake for a hundred years before the empire fell. It was bad fiscal policy and monetary corruption that was the main blow to the Roman Empire, well... that and the barbarian invasions.
The greeks were always super gay
The romans were really gay too until becoming not gay which coincidentally occured around the same time as their downfall. So maybe being gay is actually required for society to be stable!
>The romans were really gay too until becoming not gay which coincidentally occured around the same time as their downfall
Tacitus openly called the Germans "moral" for the rumor that the different Germanic tribes would drown homosexuals in bogs for being gay. He wrote this during the earliest period of the Roman Empire. The Romans always went back and forth on tolerating homosexuality , and furthermore Christianity wasn't a force that destroyed the Empire if that's what you're implying. The only reason why Rome survived the Crisis of the 3rd Century was because of Constantine, both Aurelius and Diocletian failed. Christianity kept the Empire intact through the Eastern Roman Empire (Byzantium) for centuries.
>and furthermore Christianity wasn't a force that destroyed the Empire if that's what you're implying
no, I was implying that anon was a complete moron
the first instance of him having anything resembling a gay relationship was in the Argonautica, which was written 1500 years after Heracles first appeared in mythology
It's the equivalent of assuming not just King Arthur was gay but all the Anglo-Saxons were gay because of a work written yesterday
Yes, he should’ve beaten Meg and their children to death.
It would’ve done wonders for the millennial shits in the audience.
>turn a tsundere loner into a horny extrovert
This is the real crime
Kino
>gay finds two gay vases owned by some degen and spins his gay tale about Greeks being gays
Historically, Hercules would occasionally go crazy and kill his entire family, plus anyone else he could get his hands on, then he would have to perform labors as penance for his crimes.
I guess they forgot that part.
Wake up goy
The Ancient Greeks were never monolithic, and didn't consider themselves to be """"Greeks"""" either. The time period of ancient Greece spans over 1000 years and during this time tolerance towards homosexuality varied, and even during times when it was tolerated it was still mocked as you can read from the plays of Aristophanes
Also FRICK Sweden
From my understanding Plato was at first okay with homosexuality and then changed his mind at the end. And Aristotle was strongly against homosexualry.
Both correct
rent free
>make it historical
>Hercules and none of the Gods exist or Phil and Pegasus
Nice film you got there there.
Why does this make people mad? Young Hercules fricked both men and women, and that not really gay. It shows how much of a man you are if you dominate other men. Pretty straight and based if you ask me
Homosexuality is African
I hope all gays burn in hell
>The greeks were gay meme
You are gay right now and that's really fricking gay bro
There are so many versions of the myth but a common thread is that Hercules is a dick
17% of homosexuals eat and/or rub the feces of their partners on themselves (4). 12% of homosexuals give/receive enemas as part of sexual pleasure (4). In one study, the average homosexual fellated somewhere between 20 and 106 men, swallowed 50 seminal discharges, had 72 penile penetrations of the anus, and ingested feces of 23 different men EVERY YEAR (6). 43% admitted to 500 or more partners in a lifetime, 28% admitted to 1000 or more in a lifetime, and of these people, 79% said that half of those partners were total strangers, and 70% of those sexual contacts were one night stands (3). It a favorite past-time of many homosexuals to go to cruisy areas and have anonymous sex. See www.cruisingforsex.com (NOTE: this site may contain pomographic images please don't go to it if you are under age or don't want to see this type o of material. This site is referenced only for illustrative purposes). 10% of homosexuals admit to eating feces and/or drinking contaminated enema water. (8) 29% of homosexuals engage in urine sex ("golden showers"). (8) In large cities, hospitals are often called on to remove objects from the rectums of homosexuals. Sometimes, the homosexuals do so much damage that they have to wear colostomy bags for the rest of their lives (8). 50% of the calls to a hotline to report "queer bashing" involved domestic violence (ie, homosexuals beating up other homosexuals) (18). About 50% of women on death row are lesbians (12). Homosexuals prey on children. 33% of homosexuals ADMIT to minor/adult sex (7). Homosexuals commit more than 33% of all reported child molestations in the United States, which, assuming homosexuals make up 1% of the population, means that 1 in 20 homosexuals is a child molester, while 1 in 490 heterosexuals is a child molester (19).
>the minority of homosexuals do heinous things
lmao you're defending them at this point
>Should homosexuals be thrown off of tall buildings?
Yes.
why do people bring up greek homosex like it wasn't at least 75% pederasty?