Dentists are a scam. I would literally never brush my teeth except for before I went tot he dentist or when my mother forced me too and every time I went the dentist would say how good my teeth looked. I stopped going after high school and now I’m 28 with no teeth problems and I still barely brush my teeth and just use mouthwash.
>go to dentist >Just want a cleaning and to get a bum tooth yoinked out >they shill 10,000 usd copay for a list of purely cosmetic procedures and I have to reject each and explain why I don't want them
I am now an anti dentite.
I am in my 30s and just went to the dentist and I had 5 full cavities and lots of smaller ones, after never having a single one in my life
I asked them wtf how did this happen my diet and brushing has always been the same
she suggested you can catch the bacteria from other people, if your 'partner' has it you could get it from them. then added 'or if you don't have a partner I'm at a loss.' I said yeah it's weird haha
anyways wtf. is this because I shared a cigarette with a darkie who slobbered on it? I can't think of anything else
yes, tooth decay is caused by bacterial infection, tooth brushing won't save you if you're infected, not brushing won't cause decay if you aren't infected
Dentist here. You're just a pig who can't brush his teeth properly, but no worries, around 80% of the population is like you so don't feel bad about it.
> b-b-but I brush everyday
No you don't. And that's not enough anyway, you need to see an oral hygienist every now and then, so he can clean all the tiny spots that the bristles of your brush don't reach.
Also, do you floss? Honestly.
> but I never had cavities before!!1!
You had them, but they progressed very slowly and never caused you pain. Cavities aren't always painful, in fact the vast majority of patients i see don't now about their cavities, unless they're so hi they caused a abscess, or they destroyed the tooth so much they can feel the hole with the tongue.
We didn't suffer from cavities back in the good Ole days (I'm talking stone age here) mainly because bacterias love soft, sugary carbohydrates, and the diet of early cavemen was the exact opposite of that, with tons of roots, veggies, nuts, fruits, small game meat, fish, mussel, berries, bone marrow. During those time the main problem with your teeth weren't cavities, but the fact that all that hard, unprocessed food needed a lot of chewing (especially roots and uncooked red meat) so cavemen's teeth were totally grinded.
When the agricultural revolution happened, people started becoming less nomadic and the average Joe's food became bread, the perfect meal for bacterias in your mouth, much more palatable for them than the fibers of the vegatbles or meat, especially since bread and other carbohydrates sticks to every corner of your mouth, especially between your teeth, and gets colonized by bacterias. That's when cavities started to bother our ancestor, and this shit lasted until 100-50 years ago when people realized how important diet is when controlling our oral health.
>brush his teeth properly
whats the proper way then?
Google Bass Method
But the most important thing is flossing, and going to a dental hygienist or to a yearly checkup with your dentist. No matter how good you are with your technique, there will be spots of your mouth that will be left dirty, and that's where cavities will start. But if you have someone else looking at your mouth, that chance will be way lower.
Supragingival calculus, the yellow shit you can see in your mouth, isn't a problem, I mean it is but it's not that bad. The problem is the subgingival calculus, the calculus that grows under the gum, and if left unchecked will cause gum recession and gingivitis. And you can't clean that, unless you use one of those dental ultrasonic scraper that you buy on Alibaba for 39,99€, but they'll also destroy the enamel on your teeth.
>Is this because I shared a cigarette with a darkie
Smoking is bad enough anon but sharing with a darkie after he already had it in his lips is literally the most disgusting shit I've read all week
1/3 of British school children are non-white. In a matter of 20 years they went from like 90+% of British school children being white to like 66%. And it’s still rapidly falling. Meanwhile the US was like 90% white births in the 60s and almost 70 years after mass non-white immigration were still at 52%. I’m pretty sure that the UK will have a higher non-white percentage than the US (or at least in the under 18 population) in our lifetimes, they’re literally browning faster than we ever did. Plus they have way lower white birth rates. And I think the same thing will be true for Canada, Australia, France and some other European countries as well but it’s hard to tell because they don’t take data on race because they want to live in the delusion that their country is still white.
No they haven’t lol, from 2010 to 2019 they went from 63.8 to 60.1 white, under 18 from 51% to 49%z In that same time frame UK went from 90 to 85, and under 18 from 80% white to 70% today. You’re literally going down the same path as America only you’re sporting, trying to catch up.
Americans have literally dropped from 56% white to 41% white in 10 years, the delusion in this post in unreal
No they haven’t lol, from 2010 to 2019 they went from 63.8 to 60.1 white, under 18 from 51% to 49%z In that same time frame UK went from 90 to 85, and under 18 from 80% white to 70% today. You’re literally going down the same path as America only you’re sporting, trying to catch up.
>two cucked shitholes arguing over who's more cucked and brown
>70% if British school children white in 2022/2023 down from 72% only 2 years ago which is down from 90+% only 20 years
Meanwhile 52% of people born in America are white despite almost 70 years of mass non-white immigration. You’re literally browning faster than America ever has and at the rate you’re going you’ll unironically surpass them.
new fad here in bongland, or I say new it's been going on for ages. people fly to Turkey and get cheap dental surgery where they have their teeth filed down and fake caps stuck on top.
They're grinded to fit the fake tthheets on the bottom
I see, I didn't know that was possible. I know about getting your teeth pulled and having them replaced with prosthetics but this is even more fricked.
It's a common procedure. The veneers you see in every Hollywood actor's mouth follow the same principle, you file down a bit of your ugly yellow tooth so you can cement a fake nice white tooth on it.
I have like 7 fake teeth from root canals and it normally doesn't bother me, but every now and then it's like I remember "oh shit almost half of my teeth are fake" and my mouth feels kind of weird with cramped sensations, cant describe it well
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tooth_brushing >Modern-day tooth brushing as a regular habit became prevalent in Europe from the end of the 17th century. The first mass-produced toothbrush was developed in England in 1780 by William Addis. In the United States, although toothbrushes were available at the end of the 19th century, the practice did not become widespread until after the Second World War, when US soldiers continued the tooth brushing that had been required during their military service.[5]
When the Simpsons made this joke toothbrushing in the US had only been a thing for 40 years
That was back when The Simpsons was an American show written for Americans only. Who gives a shit is people in other countries got offended by something?
The writing staff were all israelites and irish catholics from harvard, they made the simpsons episcopalian as an attack against the wasp boogeyman they'd spend decades creating
this but unironically
remember in the 1920s when a group of israelites and irish in illinois tried to have english renamed as 'american' because they didn't like speaking the same language as them lol
>noooooo you aren’t allowed to make fun of my country waaaaaa
Why do Brit’s think everything is an attack against them?
Even in the current Masters of the Air, Bongs have been seething because the American characters don’t like Brit pilots, who the frick cares.
>nation cant handle the bants
>nation cant handle the bants
But enough about Americans
rent free
Oy guv liest wi doun gi' shossup woil deuin aowa mafs in skeuwal
Sorry you have busted teeth OP, if you need a dentist contact my email at [email protected]
uh based?
Dentists are a scam. I would literally never brush my teeth except for before I went tot he dentist or when my mother forced me too and every time I went the dentist would say how good my teeth looked. I stopped going after high school and now I’m 28 with no teeth problems and I still barely brush my teeth and just use mouthwash.
Ok shitbreath
As an American, I thought this was hilarious. I wasn’t offended at all.
Simpsons made fun of everyone and back then people knew how to take a joke. No one was offended by this, specially.
except aussies
aussies are pussies
u frickn wot m8
I never understood where the idea that brits have bad teeth came from. And i never understood why it's only americans that make that joke.
t. Australian.
It's true. A lot of us were really pissed at that episode at the time. But nowdays everyone here loves it.
except blacks
alienating britain is like alienating a random county in the US
Population of the UK is 67.5Million.
and they don't have any money
You know why money is the first thing you responded with? When you figure it out, respond.
At least we don't lose our entire fricking savings and everything we own when we have to go to the fricking dentist
>anglos can't take banter when the joke is on them
lol
brits can handle banter when it's continental europeans but absolutely embarrass themselves when it's from americans
good. i hate anglos the most.
So you’re a seething brownoid, who cares
>go to dentist
>Just want a cleaning and to get a bum tooth yoinked out
>they shill 10,000 usd copay for a list of purely cosmetic procedures and I have to reject each and explain why I don't want them
I am now an anti dentite.
oy vey wait until the other dentists down at the yom kippur ben chargealotowitz dentist consortium hears about this meshugennah
>provides you with information about optional services and are straightforward with the price
oh, the horror!
>go to dentist
>it's an attractive brown woman
>pay 40 eur
GOD BLESS EVROPA
My dentist when I was little was this milfy lady with fat milkers that would literally rub them over my head when she was working on me.
Still hated going to the dentist though.
nice
>usd
no american says usd. this is a eurogay larp
>BUT THEY DO HAVE THEIR OWN SCHOOLS
I am in my 30s and just went to the dentist and I had 5 full cavities and lots of smaller ones, after never having a single one in my life
I asked them wtf how did this happen my diet and brushing has always been the same
she suggested you can catch the bacteria from other people, if your 'partner' has it you could get it from them. then added 'or if you don't have a partner I'm at a loss.' I said yeah it's weird haha
anyways wtf. is this because I shared a cigarette with a darkie who slobbered on it? I can't think of anything else
I think they're trying to overcharge you
yes, tooth decay is caused by bacterial infection, tooth brushing won't save you if you're infected, not brushing won't cause decay if you aren't infected
Dentist here. You're just a pig who can't brush his teeth properly, but no worries, around 80% of the population is like you so don't feel bad about it.
> b-b-but I brush everyday
No you don't. And that's not enough anyway, you need to see an oral hygienist every now and then, so he can clean all the tiny spots that the bristles of your brush don't reach.
Also, do you floss? Honestly.
> but I never had cavities before!!1!
You had them, but they progressed very slowly and never caused you pain. Cavities aren't always painful, in fact the vast majority of patients i see don't now about their cavities, unless they're so hi they caused a abscess, or they destroyed the tooth so much they can feel the hole with the tongue.
>brush his teeth properly
whats the proper way then?
How come we didn't need to brush our teeth for millennia, mr. ~~*dentist*~~?
We didn't suffer from cavities back in the good Ole days (I'm talking stone age here) mainly because bacterias love soft, sugary carbohydrates, and the diet of early cavemen was the exact opposite of that, with tons of roots, veggies, nuts, fruits, small game meat, fish, mussel, berries, bone marrow. During those time the main problem with your teeth weren't cavities, but the fact that all that hard, unprocessed food needed a lot of chewing (especially roots and uncooked red meat) so cavemen's teeth were totally grinded.
When the agricultural revolution happened, people started becoming less nomadic and the average Joe's food became bread, the perfect meal for bacterias in your mouth, much more palatable for them than the fibers of the vegatbles or meat, especially since bread and other carbohydrates sticks to every corner of your mouth, especially between your teeth, and gets colonized by bacterias. That's when cavities started to bother our ancestor, and this shit lasted until 100-50 years ago when people realized how important diet is when controlling our oral health.
Google Bass Method
But the most important thing is flossing, and going to a dental hygienist or to a yearly checkup with your dentist. No matter how good you are with your technique, there will be spots of your mouth that will be left dirty, and that's where cavities will start. But if you have someone else looking at your mouth, that chance will be way lower.
i scrape the tartar off myself with a chinese dental instrument. i generally only get it on one tooth anyway.
Supragingival calculus, the yellow shit you can see in your mouth, isn't a problem, I mean it is but it's not that bad. The problem is the subgingival calculus, the calculus that grows under the gum, and if left unchecked will cause gum recession and gingivitis. And you can't clean that, unless you use one of those dental ultrasonic scraper that you buy on Alibaba for 39,99€, but they'll also destroy the enamel on your teeth.
bullshit there's nothing under my gums you lying pajeet
>Also, do you floss? Honestly.
frick off zoomer
>Is this because I shared a cigarette with a darkie
Smoking is bad enough anon but sharing with a darkie after he already had it in his lips is literally the most disgusting shit I've read all week
Don't worry, they're mocking an extinct race
1/3 of British school children are non-white. In a matter of 20 years they went from like 90+% of British school children being white to like 66%. And it’s still rapidly falling. Meanwhile the US was like 90% white births in the 60s and almost 70 years after mass non-white immigration were still at 52%. I’m pretty sure that the UK will have a higher non-white percentage than the US (or at least in the under 18 population) in our lifetimes, they’re literally browning faster than we ever did. Plus they have way lower white birth rates. And I think the same thing will be true for Canada, Australia, France and some other European countries as well but it’s hard to tell because they don’t take data on race because they want to live in the delusion that their country is still white.
Americans have literally dropped from 56% white to 41% white in 10 years, the delusion in this post in unreal
No they haven’t lol, from 2010 to 2019 they went from 63.8 to 60.1 white, under 18 from 51% to 49%z In that same time frame UK went from 90 to 85, and under 18 from 80% white to 70% today. You’re literally going down the same path as America only you’re sporting, trying to catch up.
>two cucked shitholes arguing over who's more cucked and brown
>Australia
Keep an eye on Aus. Big things will happen in the next decade or two.
>literally a fake article
England is still 85% white. Meanwhile...
>70% if British school children white in 2022/2023 down from 72% only 2 years ago which is down from 90+% only 20 years
Meanwhile 52% of people born in America are white despite almost 70 years of mass non-white immigration. You’re literally browning faster than America ever has and at the rate you’re going you’ll unironically surpass them.
why is white genocide cool but a single black person dying means burn the country down?
because the latter is an excuse
So they’re punching down…right…classic israelite behavior
Quit projecting, Hernandez.
it's out of date now anyway most people here aren't British and those that are just get Turkey teeth
the frick's going on with those top teeth
new fad here in bongland, or I say new it's been going on for ages. people fly to Turkey and get cheap dental surgery where they have their teeth filed down and fake caps stuck on top.
I see, I didn't know that was possible. I know about getting your teeth pulled and having them replaced with prosthetics but this is even more fricked.
It's a common procedure. The veneers you see in every Hollywood actor's mouth follow the same principle, you file down a bit of your ugly yellow tooth so you can cement a fake nice white tooth on it.
They're grinded to fit the fake tthheets on the bottom
>getting cosmetic dentistry done in Turkey
What could possibly go wrong?
I have like 7 fake teeth from root canals and it normally doesn't bother me, but every now and then it's like I remember "oh shit almost half of my teeth are fake" and my mouth feels kind of weird with cramped sensations, cant describe it well
brush your teeth dude lol
I think I would have a better life and happier childhood if soda didn't exist
I'm constantly amazed by how easily normies do permanent body mods
I dont think you could even make a joke like this anymore.
this isn't much different than calling Americans fat or mutts but we're heard it a million times already and it no longer has any effect
Simpsons has always been big in Britain, maybe more than America.
We found this confusing because we didn't know we supposedly had bad teeth
>Ok, now make fun of blacks
The funniest part about it? It's not even true
Man, what I’d do to be sticking my meat gun in that every night
We have more sugar in our sweets and no-one can get a fricking dentist
u wot. don't the NHS cover your teefs lad?
No chance getting a NHS dentist
I chipped a tooth recently, by cutting sellotape with my teeth.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tooth_brushing
>Modern-day tooth brushing as a regular habit became prevalent in Europe from the end of the 17th century. The first mass-produced toothbrush was developed in England in 1780 by William Addis. In the United States, although toothbrushes were available at the end of the 19th century, the practice did not become widespread until after the Second World War, when US soldiers continued the tooth brushing that had been required during their military service.[5]
When the Simpsons made this joke toothbrushing in the US had only been a thing for 40 years
That was back when The Simpsons was an American show written for Americans only. Who gives a shit is people in other countries got offended by something?
The writing staff were all israelites and irish catholics from harvard, they made the simpsons episcopalian as an attack against the wasp boogeyman they'd spend decades creating
this but unironically
remember in the 1920s when a group of israelites and irish in illinois tried to have english renamed as 'american' because they didn't like speaking the same language as them lol
>bongs are still seething about the irish
Rent free
>compares the respective cavity and missing tooth rates of america and britain
Must be a good book.
>noooooo you aren’t allowed to make fun of my country waaaaaa
Why do Brit’s think everything is an attack against them?
Even in the current Masters of the Air, Bongs have been seething because the American characters don’t like Brit pilots, who the frick cares.
*AHEM*
FRICK BRITISH PEOPLE
>for those of you hissing at that joke, it should be noted that that joke was written by a britbong
How'd you think we felt in Australia with the dingo comment
sneed
The simpsons also mocked austrailia and canada. It seems like its Ok to joke about english speaking white countries.
Formerly fans
england? more like pakistan
america? more like mexico