japanese swimsuits and undergarments designs are fricking ugly in general. jap girls look bettter in western panty designs and lingerie in jav for example.
>Giving the fans service, aka giving them what they want is bad >They don't deserve what they want >They don't deserve to have an opinion on the things they pay for >They should only like what we tell them to like and right now we don't like attractive females so we demand they don't like them either
Frick modern media and frick any one with this mentality
>thing is not even out yet >autists cant help but spam every possible spoiler available to them all over the internet
i genuinely wish death upon people like op
i hate this "arm turned up at the elbow" chink stance. You only see asiatic women do this when being filmed and they look like mentally stunted autists. It just immediately kills any sexuality for me, like moronic prostitutes doing tiktok dances to coon tunes. They can be hotter than fish grease but I am instantly disinterested because they're acting like a fricking moron.
DON'T DO IT, ANON!
Seriously, the game is dogshit. If anything just wait for the 2030 release where all three games are packaged as one fluid entity, not just three separate titles.
Ultimately though there's nothing to the game. Once you jerk off you'll feel nothing for it. The drama, the storytelling, the characters, and especially the gameplay are so fricking low effort.
Even the visuals (outside of the pre-renderer cutscenes) are ugly as sin. The game is being produced and milked out of the producers' narcissism and Square's increasing irrelevance in the industry. Nostalgia and narcissism is all they have left because they can't design a video game proper. I have more sympathy for the devil than I do the trio of talentless gays leading this production. >t. baited into buying it with a PS5
They can, in particular Square can. They're arguably the best in the business, internationally and ironically.
The difference is they hide their sloth behind pre-rendered VFX, where everything looks amazing. So then when you cutaway to the in-game models and throwaway scenes and dialogue, nobody really notices or even cares, despite how fricking ugly they really are.
Example
might just be one of the worst things I've ever seen, balloon breasts aside.
They've been getting away with this shit since... well, since people gave them unwarranted and unintentionally damaging acclaim for the original release FFVII. Nobody cared that the gameplay was trash or that Disc 2 was incoherent filler. The visuals, look at the visuals!
People say shit like The Last of Us is a movie, well frick me look at Square's entire catalogue since 1987.
I think I'm too old for this shit because talking about breasts doesn't amuse me anymore.
I'm more curious how they will frick up the original story. Apparently they ruined Aerith's death.
Still, when I heard the overworld music I almost teared up. Fricking nostalgia, man.
I thought I was on the wrong board for a second
I came here specifically to avoid Afterbirth threads since the embargo just dropped.
Then again, Final Fantasy is a moviegame.
Kino. Does this ever happen outside of Japan? Do any K-Dramas have beach episodes?
saved by the bell did this.
they went too far
>shows ass twice
>pretends to have dignity when exiting the catwalk
nice
Married with children.
Kelly and her friends. It was glorius.
tifas swimsuit is legit ugly
japanese swimsuits and undergarments designs are fricking ugly in general. jap girls look bettter in western panty designs and lingerie in jav for example.
That's Tifa? I thought it was Riku from FFX-2 or something
post cloud
Since when was Tifa flat-chested and ugly?
>literally heaving bosoms
>flat chested
dumb Black person
The remake model wears a sports bra and I guess they were too lazy to remodel her chest when they added the swimsuit.
What the frick is wrong with her face?
WHY
AREN'T
THEY
JIGGLING
???????
!!!!!!
>show has an unnecessary beach episode just to give fan service
Based
>unnecessary
I hope Aerith survives this time.
It’s “Aeris”.
Why did they add an extra A to her name when Eris sounds the same?
Japs can’t into spelling with the latin alphabet.
I've already seen people b***hing about how they're dressed, even though this is modest compared to how real women dress at the beach.
>Giving the fans service, aka giving them what they want is bad
>They don't deserve what they want
>They don't deserve to have an opinion on the things they pay for
>They should only like what we tell them to like and right now we don't like attractive females so we demand they don't like them either
Frick modern media and frick any one with this mentality
Frills are cute cute cute
>unnecessary
>thing is not even out yet
>autists cant help but spam every possible spoiler available to them all over the internet
i genuinely wish death upon people like op
the office
and it was no fan service
>show has an unnecessary beach episode just to give fan service
I will now watch your show
here's that 10/10 asian face I was telling you about
tifa is not asian you moron
looks asian compared to Aether
>game is called final fantasy
>the women can look like literally anything you want
>give the women C cups at best
>Fake breasts
Gross
i hate this "arm turned up at the elbow" chink stance. You only see asiatic women do this when being filmed and they look like mentally stunted autists. It just immediately kills any sexuality for me, like moronic prostitutes doing tiktok dances to coon tunes. They can be hotter than fish grease but I am instantly disinterested because they're acting like a fricking moron.
Why the frick is FF7 remake episode 1 or whatever 70 dollars and why is it literally never on sale?
>not shoplifting it
Channel your inner Yuffie.
It's frequently on sale on Steam. You can get it with the new one for 70 eurodollars on the PS5.
DON'T DO IT, ANON!
Seriously, the game is dogshit. If anything just wait for the 2030 release where all three games are packaged as one fluid entity, not just three separate titles.
Ultimately though there's nothing to the game. Once you jerk off you'll feel nothing for it. The drama, the storytelling, the characters, and especially the gameplay are so fricking low effort.
Even the visuals (outside of the pre-renderer cutscenes) are ugly as sin. The game is being produced and milked out of the producers' narcissism and Square's increasing irrelevance in the industry. Nostalgia and narcissism is all they have left because they can't design a video game proper. I have more sympathy for the devil than I do the trio of talentless gays leading this production.
>t. baited into buying it with a PS5
Blah blah blah, how about we talk about the best beach episodes ever created?
I nominate The Beach in Avatar: TLA
I nominate this entire movie.
Is she gonna be ok?
I think she lives? Movie is called The Shallows
>DAT RED DOG ASS
sniff
What was the beach episode of:
>House
>Sopranos
>Breaking Bad / Better Call Saul
>House of Cards
>Westworld
?
thanks for posting this here. I don't have a chance to see these threads when I'm on Cinemaphile
We said beach episode, not b***hing episode
OH SNAP!
>unnecessary
No such thing in culture. Predictability is a naive/midwit expectation
One more week
hold up... this ain't Cinemaphile - Television & Film related...
>Fanservice.
>That
Lmao, what are you, aa toddler?
Also the one on the left looks hideous. What's wrong with her face and eyes?
Japan ironically cannot into CGI.
They can, in particular Square can. They're arguably the best in the business, internationally and ironically.
The difference is they hide their sloth behind pre-rendered VFX, where everything looks amazing. So then when you cutaway to the in-game models and throwaway scenes and dialogue, nobody really notices or even cares, despite how fricking ugly they really are.
Example
might just be one of the worst things I've ever seen, balloon breasts aside.
They've been getting away with this shit since... well, since people gave them unwarranted and unintentionally damaging acclaim for the original release FFVII. Nobody cared that the gameplay was trash or that Disc 2 was incoherent filler. The visuals, look at the visuals!
People say shit like The Last of Us is a movie, well frick me look at Square's entire catalogue since 1987.
Unrealistic bodies
I think I'm too old for this shit because talking about breasts doesn't amuse me anymore.
I'm more curious how they will frick up the original story. Apparently they ruined Aerith's death.
Still, when I heard the overworld music I almost teared up. Fricking nostalgia, man.
Literally made for Big Barrett wiener.