>show is about gay people. >mocks religion (specifically christianity. >makes lucifer a good guy

>show is about gay people
>mocks religion (specifically christianity
>makes lucifer a good guy
>yet woke people hate it
huh?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hell is full of gay people
    >has a few banger songs
    >lots of cute girls
    >Adam is a chud like me

    Seems based to me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Woke people hate everything not centered around themselves

      I’d say it’s accidentally based.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >it’s accidentally based.
        like kelly comics

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Kelly Comics
          That’s more a case of “what is happening” than “accidentally based”. I like to think the latter as wokeness spilling the truth about the world through its rigid example. Like say, a comic about the importance of affirmative action because otherwise certain demographics would never even want to go to higher education, let alone have the necessary mental facilities to complete it. Frick higher education without a plan, they just want you in more debt while looking good for being “all-inclusive”

          Another good example would be something like how a movie wants open borders and the villain is against it but even the movie shows why open borders is a bad idea despite the “hero’s” empty platitudes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hell being full of gays isn't based when the show makes hell the good guys

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >when the show makes hell the good guys
          ?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wokies hate it because they're fricking posers I mean it's hell theres gonna be cannibalism theres gonna be rape and theres gonna be swears so if they can't take the heat then they should go to heav- oh wait I forgot they're suck down there forever!

        >Kelly Comics
        That’s more a case of “what is happening” than “accidentally based”. I like to think the latter as wokeness spilling the truth about the world through its rigid example. Like say, a comic about the importance of affirmative action because otherwise certain demographics would never even want to go to higher education, let alone have the necessary mental facilities to complete it. Frick higher education without a plan, they just want you in more debt while looking good for being “all-inclusive”

        Another good example would be something like how a movie wants open borders and the villain is against it but even the movie shows why open borders is a bad idea despite the “hero’s” empty platitudes.

        Just check twitter, woke people are trashing the show lmao

        I don't know what woke people think about this show and I don't care, but if you're telling the truth I see it as a sign that there are so many shows with gay people and that mock religion these days that it isn't enough to gain brownie points anymore.
        Also, since when is making Lucifer a good guy considered a woke thing? Isn't it a typical "subversion of expectations" thing like in South Park or Veritgo Comics?

        They do because like in normal writing, the plot doesn't revolve around the characters being homosexual. Angel, Charlie and Vaggie's personalities dont revolve around being homosexuals, and wokes hate it.
        [...]
        She just borrowed names form christian/judaic demonology, Beelzebub, Satan, Belial, Lucifer and the devil are pretty much the same. I mean if she went full christian with Lucifer he would have to be accussing (meaning of satan) humans in heaven in front of God, and would have been shown as a dragon the moment he felt from heaven.
        [...]
        Lucifer and Satan are the same, Jesus refers to the one who fell from heaven as "Satan", the same story as Lucifer. Being exiled doesn't mean he can't visit heaven, as it is seen in the book of Job that he can in fact go and talk to God
        [...]
        >specially christianity
        >Jesus isn't even in the show
        And for a good reason, heaven dwellers in the show don't know how you end in heaven, in Christianity no one deserves heaven by actions but by accepting Jesus. Also God is not in the show (at least not the Christian one) because that would require "the representation" to be almighthy, omniscient and omnipresent, the court scene would have been with him or entirely unnecesary.

        What do "woke," "wokies" and "wokeness" mean?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody in the history of humanity was ever able to define that. Just assume it means "what I personally dislike" when people say that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Umbrella term for everything connected to frankfurt shcool and general progressivist narrative.

          wokies love gaslighting, it's a tactic considered legitimate and justified in their foundational works, see an example:

          Nobody in the history of humanity was ever able to define that. Just assume it means "what I personally dislike" when people say that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I define a buzzword with more buzzwords
            You are a moron

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            YO CAN YOU TALK LIKE A FUNCTIONAL HUMAN BEING?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's a codeword for the my father never hit me, when he should have crowd.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He hit me with his car but okay

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I hope your father hits you some more

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >more
              >dad can't finish the job the first time
              Of course a weak father like this creates a homosexual kid

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It means the whiny left and Liberals

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            by hysterical, projecting right wing cucks that cry about anything everything

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Started as a Black person term for someone who's been 'awoken to the truth' of crazy shit like how wypipo steal melanin from black people in hospitals to use as vitamins to stay healthy.
          From that it got co-opted by morons who fetishize allying with blacks because of skin color and became synonymous with black apologism.
          Then it got mocked into a generic insult for any vague leftist related thing. Think of it as synonymous with chud.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >four different definitions given by four different people

          looks like

          Nobody in the history of humanity was ever able to define that. Just assume it means "what I personally dislike" when people say that.

          has it correct

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I know what it means and you just wanna see people use slurs. Hope your happy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          For right wingers woke means "whatever I don't like," similar to how "chud" means "whatever I don't like" for leftists. The blithering of whoever uses either term can be safely ignored.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ay this point, using either one of those terms says more about the user than the use of the actual word.

            And that sucks for those who want to be associated with neither.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Annoying levels of "progressivism". In practice they're just loud pussies

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So Quakers?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Weaponized Narcissism

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The ones who hate fun and are genuine gays that make gays cool
          >DAYSJR

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The songs are kinda annoying, and I have to skip them, but they seem like effort was put into them. I guess. Writing songs is hard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The only songs I like from this show is 'Hell is forever' and the one with the Vox and Alaster.
        Everything else is either cringeworthy and/or garbage.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Most of the show so far is
          >person who cant/shouldn't sing, sings a song
          Lucifers end song of ep 5 has The Greatest Showman energy, dragged down by the VA's fratboy douchebag child voice

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The funny part is the Vox parts of his song isn't very good and Alaster ruins his parts with cringy 2020s slang. Adam despite the show doing everything in its power to make us hate him still hard carries the series so far, song included.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Adam and Lute are probably only at their worst when they have the masks on (because Vox given them to them to allow them to kill sinners easier by their will). So the twist would reveal Adam’s true personality and feelings when his mask is off in the finale. In other words “show Adam at his worst so the viewers would be forced to love him at his best”.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The songs are kinda annoying, and I have to skip them
        I'm sorry you have such shit taste, anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >chud likes gay broadway music numbers

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, singing is gay. All music with vocals is gay, especially if it's men singing. Especially rock music where the men wear makeup and have long hair.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >woke people hate it
    I find that really hard to believe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just check twitter, woke people are trashing the show lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have a twitter account so I can't verify that claim

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Episode 4 definitely sparked some drama - dunno if any of the other episodes have.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They do because like in normal writing, the plot doesn't revolve around the characters being homosexual. Angel, Charlie and Vaggie's personalities dont revolve around being homosexuals, and wokes hate it.

      I probably could just look that up, but i think fair to say Satan/devil and Lucifer might be different.

      I think it's assumed Lucifer BECAME (changed into?) Satan/devil.
      But Lucifer is fallen angel, and Satan devil is evil, in charge of hell.
      Hard to say if same or different depending sometimes i think.

      She just borrowed names form christian/judaic demonology, Beelzebub, Satan, Belial, Lucifer and the devil are pretty much the same. I mean if she went full christian with Lucifer he would have to be accussing (meaning of satan) humans in heaven in front of God, and would have been shown as a dragon the moment he felt from heaven.

      >Satan/devil/Lucifer are same?
      in the actual bible? nah Satan/Devil is more of a title of someone rebelling from God. The trickster snake who pranked Eve was a Satan but he is not thee Satan as there have been many Devils throughout time. Lucifer was just some mean king guy.

      Lucifer and Satan are the same, Jesus refers to the one who fell from heaven as "Satan", the same story as Lucifer. Being exiled doesn't mean he can't visit heaven, as it is seen in the book of Job that he can in fact go and talk to God

      https://i.imgur.com/la2P7ok.jpg

      >show is about gay people
      >mocks religion (specifically christianity
      >makes lucifer a good guy
      >yet woke people hate it
      huh?

      >specially christianity
      >Jesus isn't even in the show
      And for a good reason, heaven dwellers in the show don't know how you end in heaven, in Christianity no one deserves heaven by actions but by accepting Jesus. Also God is not in the show (at least not the Christian one) because that would require "the representation" to be almighthy, omniscient and omnipresent, the court scene would have been with him or entirely unnecesary.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No I don't think Lucifer is the same Satan that was exiled they are different Satan's.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, totally. He also doesn't exist at all/s

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's not the point.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's meant to be some sort of a 'Speaker of God' in the show, in rank above the shown Heaven authorities. It's yet to be shown, so the lore seems to be leaning on some sort of an Ultrakill thing - God was there, once, and then he left, leaving his angels to kind of fumble that whole Heaven stuff without his guidance.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >There's even a fcking council of angels
          Gabriel Ultrakill Easter egg when

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hopefully somewhere in the next two episodes. He'd fit right in some big fight as a background blink-and-you-miss-our-screamful-pissboy thing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          isn't that basically Diablo lore? Like near identical?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And Ultrakill's, too. It even has the 'Hell is overly full' bit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think this is less of an absent god, and more of a sleeping god.

          After all, they already mentioned Azathoth and I think I saw the depiction of Good in this setting is a cloud with a closed eye.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Vaggie
        Her entire character revolves around Charlie though.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wokies hate it because they're fricking posers I mean it's hell theres gonna be cannibalism theres gonna be rape and theres gonna be swears so if they can't take the heat then they should go to heav- oh wait I forgot they're suck down there forever!

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So i looked up devil and the duck story

    (Satan/devil/Lucifer are same?)
    So it's a story of a boy that fires slingshot and accidentally kills a duck, and he grieves in pain.
    But his sister sees it, so she starts having him do chores, and every time he questions her, why should i do it? She says, remember the duck? And he does it to keep the secret.
    In the end the boy goes to his grandma, and says, i killed a duck, i'm sorry, and she says she knows, and she forgave him. She just wanted to see how long he would let his sister enslave him over the secret.
    The end.

    So, i think Lucifer is a reference to the boy accidentally killing a duck, and maybe the sister is like Lilith, keeping his secret at a price?

    https://www.creativebiblestudy.com/the-duck.html
    https://www.turnbacktogod.com/story-the-devil-and-the-duck/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Satan/devil/Lucifer are same?
      in the actual bible? nah Satan/Devil is more of a title of someone rebelling from God. The trickster snake who pranked Eve was a Satan but he is not thee Satan as there have been many Devils throughout time. Lucifer was just some mean king guy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I probably could just look that up, but i think fair to say Satan/devil and Lucifer might be different.

        I think it's assumed Lucifer BECAME (changed into?) Satan/devil.
        But Lucifer is fallen angel, and Satan devil is evil, in charge of hell.
        Hard to say if same or different depending sometimes i think.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lucifer the king of the tower of babel was a satan and the fallen angel who we do not know the angelic name of is also a satan.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well ok, that clears things up...

            Religion has too many versions man, israeli, old, new, mormon, other stuff?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              In Islam, Lucifer (or Iblis as he called in arabic) isn't a "fallen angel" or "king of hell" or whatever bs they made about him. He is jinn who was created before Adam (basically, the jinn were created before humanity). He used to be a worshiper of God until Adam was created. He got jealous of him and saw himself as superior to him because he was created from fire while Adam was created from clay. He got punished after he arrogantly refused an order from God and didn't repent. He was left to live a long life as test for humanity until the judgment day where he and his followers will end up in hell.

              His war isn't with God, he actually fear Him. His war is with sons of Adam and he want to see as much as them end up in hell to prove his superiority over humans. He is weak and has no power over anyone unless they allow him to. His followers are legit extremely stupid because they follow someone who hates their gut.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Another thing, there's no such a thing as "fallen angels". All angels are good and incapable of committed a sin. Only humans and jinns can. Also, not all jinns are bad. Most of them are (called demons or shayatens), but there are few who are believers and worshipers of God who will also be granted heaven like humans if God will it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >autistian

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Angels fall, anon, and they literally banged our world to death.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, they don't. Angels don't and can't commit a sin. They are created from light and all of them are good. They do punish humans when they are ordered from God. For example, Angel Gabriel (peace be upon him) was the one who punished people of Lot for their sin after he was ordered by God.

                A jinn? Like a genie?

                Muslims must find disney's Aladin weird as hell.

                Kind of. Genie is the singular word for jinn. Aladin was a famous Arabic story to begin with. Way before Disney was a thing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Muslism ramblings whinning about his fanfic
                There are fallen angels in the bible.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not in the Old Testament though.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                A jinn? Like a genie?

                Muslims must find disney's Aladin weird as hell.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Well he did say some jinn are good which means genie from aladin was a good jinn

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There are, but they don't grant wishes or anything like that. Only demons who try to trick people lie about doing so. Jinn in general do have abilities that different from humans like traveling fast from one to another, but they don't grant you anything you wish for because they are incapable of doing that.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You know what's funny, i know it's ma rated or shit.
                But it's basically a toon for teens/kids, but with swearing, gore, and sex.
                But it's still a basic toon.

                I feel like what we are doing is like bringing some theoretical physics/quantum mechanics book to a dexters lab thread.

                We are going way too deep for this basic show, does nobody see that?
                I feel like somebody should see this?

                It's like if you ate a meal, and some scientist came up and told you EXACTLY how much of each chemical ingredient was in the food, and EXACTLY how it would effect your fat, muscle, energy, and poop.

                And i just want to eat man.
                Can we eat in piece?

                i don't need to know how to build a car to ride in one.
                Surely someone knows what i'm saying?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I know exactly what you're saying. I just wanna chill and talk about the fun show; but these religious zealots keep coming in and arguing about their different fanfic's lores. While interesting to see how much inconsistency is in their fanfic's lores, it just doesn't feel like the discussion is worth their time.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You can take it in the same way we talk about vampires:
                > Dracula wasn't actually weak to garlic in the novel
                >Or was he ???

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tell that to Vivi and her hard on against Christianity.

                Public perception is all lore needs. Vampires are weak to garlic because it's cool. They do not sparkle in sunlight because that's lame. Christianity is no longer the cool religion. Science is far better. Simple as

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tell that to Vivi and her hard on against Christianity.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Doesn't include the anabaptists
              Sad

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              ooooh boy, wait till you hear about non-monotheist religions. I hears there's at least a couple.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No. Babylon is not Babel.
            Babylon, Egypt, and Rome are the broken pieces of Babel.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If we are talking about the Bible, Lucifer, Satan and "The Devil" are all the same person. Satan is more of an appellation as it literally means "accuser". Also Lucifer/Satan is not the ruler of Hell as no one is in Hell yet and Satan will be imprisoned in Hell after the final judgement. Most of the ideas we have about Hell come from Dante's Inferno and some apocryphal books like The Book Of Enoch

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't Lucifer as an entity just a mistranslation that was just referring to Venus?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't virgin also a mistranslation from young woman?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't virgin also a mistranslation from young woman?

          Yeah theres like over 150 mistranslations in most bibles and even the oldest of bibles still intact aren't the same to each other.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If they had you read that in Bible school, no wonder you're a fricked up incel.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This song was really fun
    > Lucifer singing "Thanks dad" as a chorus
    > Luci reaching for his golden fiddle
    > Alastor saying he fixed a clog, and the clog turned out to be Nifty
    >Alastor being a petty b***h the moment someone above him doesn't recognize him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how this show made Satan look like and Adam look like

      wokies hate it because they're fricking posers I mean it's hell theres gonna be cannibalism theres gonna be rape and theres gonna be swears so if they can't take the heat then they should go to heav- oh wait I forgot they're suck down there forever!

      Trying to turn good and evil upside down

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Satan and Lucifer are different beings in this show

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That trope has been a thing since forever and you're complaining now?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Satan hasn't been shown on-screen, and he's some sort of a buff dragon thing. Lucifer is a fallen angel, and he's thus angelic-looking.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Satan and Lucifer are entirely different individuals you fricking moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          uh source?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >trying to turn good and evil upside down
        They've been doing that for hundred of years

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thousands actually.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fake redpilled tiktok christian doesn't even know what Paradise Lost is, lmao.
        Lucifer has been the good guy since King James, chud.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You act like no else on earth can watch wendigoon gay.
          I'm cumming.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Paradise Lost is
          Some homies wack fanfic just like dantes inferno and faust.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Inversion of reality.
        Perversion of reality.
        Distortion of reality.
        The go-to demonic tricks.

        Remember demons are only capable of destruction and transformation. They cannot create anything of their own.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But Luci is canonically supposed to look hot as said in the bible lol. Him being a twink isn't too far off

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Demons hate it when they get trolled by God. They legit lose their minds and try to twist it back against him.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Your God has a bigger body count than any 'demon'.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              By the bride of Christ???

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Satan and Lucifer are completely different Angels. And Satan works for God. Go ask any fricking rabbi about Satan and Mastema.

        PMS - You're a moron.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >ask any fricking rabbi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's not about not recognizing him, he's trying to isolate charlie from someone that could support her because he's interested in being charlie's only support to manipulate her (probably to get her soul as a bargaining chip against lilith)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >against lilith
        Who owns his soul.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what woke people think about this show and I don't care, but if you're telling the truth I see it as a sign that there are so many shows with gay people and that mock religion these days that it isn't enough to gain brownie points anymore.
    Also, since when is making Lucifer a good guy considered a woke thing? Isn't it a typical "subversion of expectations" thing like in South Park or Veritgo Comics?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomie n00bs who think they have a brand new and edgy take on Christianity don't know shit like this even exists, and homosexuals in-between only know about the Liz Hurley version:

    Shit like this has been done before in some form in every generation since day dot though. Nothing new at all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but this one has clussy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but back in its day it was risque and had 60's chicks showing their ankles or whatever the frick was the hot shit back then:

        >Bosley Crowther of The New York Times called it a "pretentiously metaphorical picture" which becomes "awfully precious and monotonous and eventually ... gays out in sheer bad taste."
        Kek.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine the next generation saying this, except for Hazbin Hotel
      Time flies whether we like it or nkt.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't hate it, but the writing is below average especially in it's humor.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >OP makes a post that is low-effort
    >doesn't get deleted on-sight by mods for being low-effort
    huh?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mods are asleep at the wheel, or just plain asleep

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Asking a question is low effort
      come on now questions are free game!

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Show about gay people
    >It takes place in hell
    kek

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Something's been bothering me about this show for a while and I think I've finally pin-pointed it.
    Hazbin Hotel is advertised as mature, but realistically I think it would be more accurate to describe it as Juvenile and Crass.
    The story takes place in Hell, but all the nasty edges or complicated angles that could have been used for a story like this have been softened and sterilized.
    It earns a mature rating for its over-the-top vulgarity, but the messaging, the themes, and the content is very simple and childish.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its big mouth

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You think? Going by what I heard about it, this show is clearly satanic and you people should avoid it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's just all american comedy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Hazbin Hotel is advertised as mature
      Can we see one of those advertisements?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Almost like maturity ratings are for content like violence, sex and cursing and not depth of themes. Tremendous insight there, anon. It would be wasted if we had years of crass adult comedies for reference, good thing we don't have that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are people that watch this show like at all just really fricking dense or is it just one guy making these "I just realized, pin-pointed, come to conclusion" posts every single thread.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      agreed. It's a shame, because I do like the more somber elements of the show. The jokes are pretty bad, overall. The pilot was somehow funnier, for all its flaws.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >yet woke people hate it
    But those are the only people who watch this dogshit?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently the creator is a zionist for not boycotting McD's

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody outside twitter and this hellhole hates this series, its pretty popular on Amazon prime and for what I've seen irl and other social medias normies seem to love it
    >Picrelated is the average terminally online gay Who hates the show

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't the palestinian boycotters supposed to be boycotting Amazon in general

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Always gotta remind people that it's January and it's only popular because there's nothing else to watch right now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Opening
      >Aka premiere
      Cool, now show the rest of the numbers, I'm waiting.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >yet woke people hate it
    no they dont

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Op spends his day on twitter

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Does the whole "Satan is good" and hell is chill gimmick back in the 90's
    They even have him sing Disney princess songs and made him gay because he is in hell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot the image

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        These sites really need some kind of indicator when you're posting with/without an image. Like colour code the post button or something.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but the difference is that was the joke. South Park's hell was funny because it became less threatening and more mundane every time we saw it. A ton of things would depict hell with infamous historical figures or historical figures the creator personally didn't like (see: Vatican paintings of hell), but South Park literally threw every big historical figure and dead celebrity ever in there for shits and giggles.

      It should also be noted that "Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company" has variations dating back to the Renaissance at least.
      There's also the classic "choose your punishment/coffee breaks over" joke where Hell turning out more favorable than one would expect is the set-up and then the punchline is that it's still Hell

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm only here to post Lute, fist bump other Lute enjoyers, and skim read anon's posts about different religion's lores and fanfics throughout history

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shitson coal

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The more twitter hates it, the more Cinemaphile likes it. Simple as.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will remember always as a good time when conservatives had to decide if the next outrage was going to be the right of killing brown children at the border or getting mad at this cartoon mocking christianity

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if Stella arrived at the hotel?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >We need to rush Stolas arc
      >But he cheated on his wife and ignored his daughter for so long
      >Just make her a massive b***h

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      charlie x stella would be a nice couple

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This show ruined a friend's "relationship" apparently.
    >Gay guy transwomyn of power (not poc however and yes they get flack for being white and referring to themselves this way)
    >Guy doesn't like toons as much, unless it's action stuff. Troony tunes goes for everything Cinemaphile hates.
    >Forced him to sit through the entire Owl House. He got shit faced and confessed to me and another friend he had to force himself to laugh between episodes because he really didn't like it.
    >Watched episode 6 and troony demands to know what they think of the plot so far
    >"it's okay I guess"
    >This was the wrong thing to say and it ended up with an argument about how troony never gets any support from him and how they share nothing in common.
    >Heat of moment admits he liked him better when he was a twink instead of some stinky, muffin topped aspie twitterina.
    >Leaves to go drinking. Comes back to find all his work clothes soaked in the tub with tuna and a note saying that all his video games were being sold as "punishment" for being salty.
    >Apparently the cops were called last night to handle a domestic dispute in their area that ended with someone getting hit with a can of food over the dome.
    I'm so glad Vivziepop brought love into this world with her amazing cartoon that I hope get's 10 more seasons.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Barely understood half of what you were describing there or what the frick is going on with these people, but still made me LMFAO.

      I mean I get it, these people aren't dealing with reality in the first place so of course they can't even live by their own moronic shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, nursing a few drinks while I'm with a friend listening to the gay guy piss and whine about how their life is ruined over this. Apparently more happened nothing I can say but I can add that it does involve the troony going full psychopath and spending all day on their phone calling people the gay guy knew.
        I warned him about dating damaged goods.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          how about warning him about avoiding people he has nothing in common with?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Tried that. The dude make's terrible decisions to begin with. Even when we warn him he just goes through with it. Think he never had boundaries established when he was growing up. Never learned from bad mistakes he was supposed to and stuff.
            There is no batman level answer to help this guy. He just doesn't wanna be helped.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Have you tried raping him?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Gordon. Not everything can be solved that way. You need to do actual police work.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's almost like there's a perfectly rational earthly reason for God to hate gays, and why he would tell his followers to stone them. Human beings have enough drama to shit to deal without having to dealing with fricking gay shit melodrama too. It's almost like this happened a long time ago, in a generation far, far, away, and our ancestors figured out how to deal with this shit already.

          Just like I don't know how anyone can watch that Amber Heard v Johnny Depp trial and not realise why your ancestors burned witches. Call it 'being possessed by the Devil' or call it 'narcissism' and 'psychopathy', it's all just really about b***hes using lies and sex to cause unnecessary trouble. If Amber Heard got burned at the stake everyone would be better off.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure how much the cartoon can be blamed for that.
      Sounds moreso like the troony is just psychologically unstable (wow, imagine that) and a deeply unpleasant to be around (second verse same as the first).

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that was definitely more a straw than a load

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>yet woke people hate it
    They do?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think he means a good amount of the twitterbase got mad at something, but it will die down and everyone will forget about it in 2 weeks, and ultimately be loved by them again.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The show actually sucks.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK YOU LUCIFER

    • 1 month ago
      Doomslayer

      Hell yeah St.Michael

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's no trannies in it so they hate it
    Rape jokes in it so they hate it
    Gay people in hell as people have mentioned
    Too many blonde people. that's racist apparently

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the one straight white male good guy is the devil
      Kinda funny tbh

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There should be a scene where adam starts torturing emily as sera (her mother) watches in horror, deciding whether or not to let adam kill her daughter or killing adam herself ROTJ style

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because despite the shilling, the show is way too meh to ignore all of its obvious flaws no matter how much Viv virtue signals. Plus, the old fandom will never forget her basically tossing all the staff and voice actors who made her pilot idea fly in the first place. I mean she basically said it, without Amazon there would not be a season 2 already in production which says it all.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a single male demon WITHOUT a ribbon on his neck ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lucifer has one, he's the king, everybody does what the royalty does. Basic fashion.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bow ties are cute, go watch some Bill Nye

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      Some designs don't really scream " HELLSPAWN CREATURES"

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Viv thought that she could make the almost universally recognized place of horror, pain ,and suffering cool and trendy and put tons of gays in it and make the father of lies daughter a homosexual and that it would just fly over with no issue. It was absolutely not intentional but hey thats how the cookie crumbles.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a list of things you get from Fujo writers?

    > Tall man dressed sharply
    > Every relationship has a strong Top/ bottom abuser/abused dynamic
    > Hot serial killers / Hot cannibals
    > Mom characters / Adult women being the cause of all the problems .
    > "Prince and Prince" gay couples.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fujos are living proof of the Electra complex.
      All of them want to be fricked by a hot stand in for their fathers while the 'mom' or 'mother' or 'adult women' characters are the enemies getting in the way.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ok Freud

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I cant wait for Vivzipop to frick it all up as she inevitably will

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Knowing her ego? I am surprised she isn't going to do another big event for the last episode or some stupid shit.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The misconception of a being called "Lucifer" came from a mistranslation of Isaiah 14:12, where Nebuchadnezzar II is referred to as both 'morning star' and 'son of the dawn' (which I assume is/are what eventually became 'light bringer').
    Is this interpretation accurate?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God doesn’t make mistakes, Lucifer:

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > I did the necessary
    >And maybe a bit more

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Adam had to literally brainwash himself to kill his own children more effectively at some point.
      Oh great.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What gave you that idea?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Look at what Adam and Lute are wearing on their heads and recall the recent events:
          >Vox, the former Televangelist, grows in power
          >Exterminations somehow are far worse now and every exterminator (Adam, Lute, and co) are wearing LED masks with Vox’s technology style. Adam’s face resembles Vox’s. Lute and the other angel girls have a crossed out left eye, as Vox has a damaged eye.
          >Vox affairs Angel protections, which no other overlord offers
          >Vox’s technology brainwashes people, an ability that Sir Pentious also has (the character who is killed off in season 1, how suspicious)
          >Lute had to put on the mask to showcase her merciless brutality in episode 6. With her personality shifting because of it.
          >Adam never takes off the mask in any of the episodes so far, and he acts the most deprived and unstable out of the Extreminators. He needs assistance from others (Sera and Lute), like he’s Joe Biden.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >With her personality shifting because of it.
            She hated Angel without mask just fine

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It look different.
            Also she was having zero problem hating them without the mask.
            Vox offers Angel protection,yes, but it's just bullshit that he tries to peddle to the masses.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Have you noticed that we have three seasons and three Vees? What if each season is about taking each one out.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Vivzie said she'd like to give Vs a spinoff, so their non-revival deaths are unlikely

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She didn’t say it couldn’t be a prequel.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Vox’s left hypnotist eye is on the same left uncrossed eye of the exterminator masks.
              That is so stupidly clever foreshadowing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                schizo nonsense, Vox has no connection to heaven

                viz just thinks that design looks cool

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Think about it. The Vees had some of their most famous prostitute performers (Angel Dust) perform symbols to honor Roo. So they are aware of the bigger picture of the world than almost any other character. And to foreshadow Eve’s possession, her Adam would have to be in a similar experience of getting “possessed” under the follower of Roo, Vox. All he needs you to do is stick the technology into your face, and your mind belongs to him. Just like eating the apple of knowledge.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I knew that little frick was evil. All living in his mum's pouch and pulling attention away from Pooh and Piglet. Frick that dude.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He needs:
                > A bow tie
                > Shark teeth
                > Some weird colors
                > Random points in the fur

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Vox quite literally made up the angel protection on spot. It's just new random crap that won't work, but will absolutely sell, because he's riding the trends

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why would angels, especially these angels, source their personal protection equipment from the tainted trash offered by an overlord - a member of the race that they regularly perform ethnic cleanses against?
            Especially when they are an official organization under heaven and could easily requisition assets from trustworthy sources.

            You're stretching really far to make your pet theory make sense, and it simply doesn't.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Think about this. Adam is forced to kill his own children over and over again. And he must do so in larger and larger numbers with no hesitation to kill them, even if they were kids. He is also trying to escape his lingering memories of Eve. So Vox’s “apple of knowledge” is meant to take away the guilt, the awful memories, and even the grasping of reality. To make the first man pathetically weak minded and obedient to his own heavenly duties.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I hope you are trolling with this stuff because it is unbearably stupid

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It’s Vivziepop, anon. It’s Vivziepop!!!!
                It will be stupid! It will make you pissed! It make you lose your mind from its pure stupidity like when Lilith is revealed to be Eve in disguise and Eve is revealed to be posses by Roo.
                At least with Adam and Lute, it could be a simple, depressing alcoholic parents metaphor. With Eve, IDK!!!!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The problem being the Extermination was canonically his idea to begin with

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Was it? I thought it was Sena’s idea?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No. I think the real proof that the Extermination is more Adam's pet project than anything can be summed up with
                "Where is Michael?"
                Kicking demon ass whenever Lucifer gets out of line is literally Michael's job yet he's nowhere to be found during the exterminations. If most of heaven were in on the whole "Hell may potentially uprise and attack us" thing, he'd be the first on the scene but he's nowhere to be found because the whole thing is just Adam taking advantage of Sera's paranoia to be a sadist

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Michael doesn’t give a damn about Hell. That is literally not in his role at all.
                He cares about Israel.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, Michael literally pummeled Satan out of the sky. If there is one angel associated with fighting the Devil, it's him

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Michael is the Patron Saint of the Poor Souls in Purgatory. If any of the Angels were to care about redemption, it’d be him.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Purgetory doesn’t exist.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it does.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Where is Michael
                I believe the assumption is that Adam is Michael. LDS church holds Adam and Michael as the same person, so Viv may be going off of that.
                I assume it's a shared decision. Adam probably came up with the solution to Sena's problem of Hell and all that comes with it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Mormonism
                Holy shit yes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I read thinking the same.
                I'm not Mormon but I've been to their churches and participated in their services and find their myth quite bizarre and interesting, especially their eschatology which basically says only the absolute worst of the worst would remain in hell since they will go to something like the Hazbin Hotel to learn the errors of their mortal lives and when they've fully accepted righteousness, they'll be allowed into the lowest of three rungs of heaven.
                It's one of the few Christian denominations that portrays the Father as pained by the plights of humanity and wants to avoid destruction by offering grace even in death.
                Their other stuff, like the Father being from a planet called Kolob and he literally fricks spirit b***hes who literally give birth to literal souls which get implanted into human bodies, is coocoo bananas

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Their other stuff, like the Father being from a planet called Kolob and he literally fricks spirit b***hes who literally give birth to literal souls which get implanted into human bodies, is coocoo bananas
                Frickin' hot as shit though

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And if you live a good Mormon life, you get to be God of your own planet and frick spirit b***hes for all eternity. Unless you're a woman, then you get to share a God-dick with an infinite number of other spirit b***hes for all eternity and you will never have any say in anything, ever. I get why a dude would be Mormon but I don't understand why any woman would ever choose to become or choose to remain one.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                When you're raised in a subservient household and/or culture it can be difficult to tear away from that part of yourself. You get brainwashed into thinking that's your only way of living. I doubt many women, if raised outside of that religion, would willingly choose that lifestyle. Especially if polygamy was/is still wildly practiced and the whole spirit b***h shit. They'd have to have a low sex drive and be ok with polyamory/ethical non-monogamy where they get no action except when their man chooses to have sex with them

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >T-this was made by a fujo!!!
    Vivi isn't a fujo. The show is filled with yurishit, which fujos hate. If this show was made by an actual fujo it would be ten times better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's only one lesbian couple and they don't even kiss on screen .
      They act like sisters or close friends.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's because they have no chemistry and are going to break up so the superior couple can reign Supreme

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          again, they are like sisters separated at birth.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Incest has been growing popular in recent years

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They are like two people who operate on the same wavelength, fully understanding each other on a spiritual level. Charmily has charm and sovl. Chaggie is saggy and done for. Vaggie lied to Charlie and that lie got revealed in the heart of a deeply emotional moment for Charlie. Emily will do everything she can for Charlie and Emirlie will reign Supreme

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Most females are asexual or lesbian. Velvette for example is a lesbo. The only straight ship was Chalastor and Vivi is trying to kill it.
        Males have 0 presence except for the prostituteboy.
        This is Tumblr trash, not a fujo show.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Most females are asexual
          Just like CDawgVA after taking hairloss meds

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            what

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Velvette's a lesbian?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How do you people find out the sexuality of these characters constantly? Alastor I get because Viv has screamed from day one that he's "asexual"(lol) because she hates the idea of him being shipped with Charlie but the rest not rlly

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Theres no way Charlie sees Alastor as a father figure

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The yuri only exists because of fans demanding it, and it’s so shallow that it’s a non factor. You clearly haven’t watched HB.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    unexpected

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the scene

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the scene

      I think she's wearing pasties underneath the top

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      MODS MODS MODS

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon... those are pasties. Get out of your bedroom and go to a kink club. Go touch ass, with consent

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'M LOSING MY MIND because there are no kink clubs close by

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No events on Fet or anything? A munch you could go to? Literally nothing?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Only vague stirrings in the capital, and I don't have a car. I could learn to drive and get one but yeah I've had a problem with motivation all my life

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oof, sorry to hear that. Hope you find something that helps with motivation so you can finally start living the kinky life of your dreams

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe a diagnosis and stimulants will fix it, but maybe not since gray market modafinil gives me horrible heartburn. Fun times.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Getting professional help is a good place to start. There are many telehealth services that offer therapy. Even just talking to someone about what ails you can help share the load. Stimulants are good too if there's an imbalance of neurotransmitters.
                I prefer utilizing YouTube videos as a substitute for therapy, because I can usually find something to supplement actually going: https://www.youtube.com/live/AiXiyLJz8-U?si=G2pbgDTv-RjzV1vS
                Haven't watched that one, but the few videos of his I've watched were pretty good, and it has motivation in the title so it might apply. After a good YouTube video I'll meditate and really think about what's going on. Changing your diet to healthier options can also help your brain because you are what you eat.
                Anyway, didn't mean to dump stuff, just hope you find the tiniest but if motivation to try something, because insanity and all that.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I've been doing therapy for almost a year now. Moving more, cold showers, eating better. Doesn't seem to help with motivation, though, which is why I actually started suspecting something else was up. While I want to cut down my internet use, I can't seem to taper it down, even though I've tried several times for months at a time.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ayy congrats! Sounds like you're on a good path. Motivation is a tough one, I feel it has a lot to do with environment. You're right in trying to cut internet use because, like Vox seeking control, it can kill a lot of our motivation. It's tough though cause the internet is literally a world of possibility at our fingertips.
                Have you talked to your therapist about trying stimulants or medication? I can only provide supportive advice and "woo woo" ideas to try like "search for something creative that you wanna invest time in", "meditate", "change your life course onto a path that feels more in line with what your soul wants".
                I struggle with motivation as well, but going after small goals helps.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                My therapist can't give me anything, but currently I have diagnosis scheduled in february with a clinic and things are slow. Basically I'm at a point where all I can do is wait, keep my body and mind afloat and avoid creative hobbies because forcing them only makes me feel like shit.

                Something I've noticed is modafinil is similar to methylphenidate, and half a pill of it made the regular browsing and gaming uninteresting. I mean, they are when I'm sober too, but I can't really do much else either unless it's important. Option paralysis was gone, I could do regular tasks as if they were just regular tasks. The only question is are there any meds that work without just making me dysfunctional in a different way.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >are there any meds that work without just making me dysfunctional in a different way.

                Go to /adv/ ?
                But i don't really think so.
                it depends what side effects your ok with.
                Do you want to be sleepy, thirsty, nausea, dizzy some other thing?

                https://www.rxsaver.com/blog/mental-health-medication-and-common-side-effects

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds based to me. Imagine worshiping a israeli god as a White person haha.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The israeli God is literally superior than all white people.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    furry sex with Beelzebub

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Demon
      >sparkledog
      >covered in sugary shit 24/24
      > Her life is among drunk, drugged up people
      > While covered in fur

      She must smell like a nightmare .

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Her pussy produces beelzejuice (the most popular liquor in hell)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a furry

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        All he has to do is do the enchantation and he'll be fine

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mocks religion (specifically christianity
    based

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It is interesting to think about sex works with demons since they have non-human bodies. Do they all have compatible genitalia? Do they have pheromones? Does being a wolf demon or whatever mean you knot?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and if not they'll make it work
      Yes
      Yes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >compatible genitalia

      You can bet they make it work. Sinners are immoral. They can get destroyed without a care.

      Imp and Hellhounds must be very "adaptable"

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The show it's just ok, the main problem is the pacing and the continues need to go so hard in drama where there id no buildup and time to breathe thanks to the pacing making everything melodramatic, but it manages to be pretty unique, i am very far right but i don't mind it as it is not a show for children, they can do wathever they want

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But there is a lot of sexism and rape too, so by Cinemaphiles standards that evens things out.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The gay stuff is in there for tumblr but I believe people probably would all become much weirder sexually in this version of hell. You wake up as a non-human furry in literal Hell. It's going to get a bit freaky by default

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally "Corruption of Champions" or "Tales of Androgyny" tier, except we don't get to see all the good stuff

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be friends with sir pentious

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No. Would rail that furry manlet though, we would be unrecognizable after.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with nun Alastor

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lankiest ass motherfricker

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he flash Al randomly?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't happen. Luci's a b***h.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The radio-demon wendigo whose living with me can't possibly be this cute!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        is alastor a virgin????

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. But Charlie and Alastor can have their first time with each other.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Never understood his hatred for Lucifer.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Charlie is going to someone else for help, so Alastor doesn't have a chance to make a deal or have a little fun
          >he knows he can't do shit to Lucifer for various reasons: power level, Charlie getting upset, his plans getting foiled, etc.
          What's not to understand?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Someone owns Alastors soul, its probably Lilith who owns his soul like how he owns homie Cats soul

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That certainly is a pastability

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor's cute ears!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I still remember the 'are they hair? are they ears?' debates.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All the musical numbers so far were good/ great. And it's a feat given that there are 2 songs for every episod

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there so many stupid fanons about Michael??? He beats up Lucifer in Heaven and in debates on Israeli. Then he defends Israel. That’s it. The Arch-angel isn’t some guy who always deals with Lucifer all day. He only cares about whatever goes into his swamp, which is Israel. Whether man or angel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      While that's the accurate israeli lore. Christian and especially Catholic lore around him typically paints him as God's main general and a general "protector" figure from evil and places specific emphasis on him as the guy who fought Satan, and considering we just got a Catholicism based Saint Peter, it would make sense that that particular depiction of him is what the show would go with.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will Sera finally join the fun?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Charlie cucking Vaggie with Emily
      boring, lame NTR wish fulfillment

      >Charlie collecting angel girlfriends
      real, possible, sexier

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Vaggie can't handle the energy of two autistic royals
      kek

      Will he be in the last episode?

      He'd be decapitated and his head will be impaled on a spike for 10 seconds for all of Amazon to see to piss him off

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will he be in the last episode?

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else annoyed by how obviously evil Adam is and the angels are just like "lol, we did not know"? The guy is a massive butthole and they just realized it now? Hes been in heaven for more than 2000 years and no one stopped and said: wait a second, did Adam just kick that puppy? It makes no sense to me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      butthole doesn't equate to genocidal maniac

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just because someone's an butthole doesn't mean they commit mass murder. Angels probably don't give 2 shits about hell, they wouldn't exactly have any way of being aware of what he's doing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "I never made a single mistake in my life"
      --Adam

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Hes been in heaven for more than 2000 years
      4854 years is more than 2000 years, yeah.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It makes me slightly respect Viv more, Because the despite the fact that she and me probably wouldn't have overlapping political views if we lived in the same country and were facing the same issues, She clearly does not seem to be a blatant 'political panderer' and a phony. And will make stuff she wants, Even if it offends people on her 'own side'.

    Just look at the 'heaven' depicted on her show, Everyone here basically expected her to depict all the Angels and 'winners' in heaven as 'evil chud bigots who need to be killed by the trans girlboss demons' or some other politics-brained word-soup meme. And some of us were pleasantly surprised when she didn't do that. Because it would have such EASY 'pandering' to do that.

    Now on twitter, People more towards 'Viv's side' of politics are angry at her because she's not making the israeli desert people in heaven who appeared in the israeli desert adventure book look like enough of a hook nosed wog or smth kek.
    And other demented autism about how she should have cancelled her entire show which she spent years working on because of a war in a third-party country which she has nothing to gain or lose from.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >And other demented autism about how she should have cancelled her entire show which she spent years working on because of a war in a third-party country which she has nothing to gain or lose from.

      Honestly tiring how polarizing the internet has become. I wouldn't give much of a shit about it but it also heavily infected some of the boards here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Viv only cares about a few things that I've noticed

      1. Everything needs a song no matter how forced it feels

      2. She MUST have her broadways stars, even if they can't act

      3. She needs to placate her Fujoshi fetish by making everyone gay or bi.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >>2. She MUST have her broadways stars, even if they can't act
        who can't act?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly the only one who's been faltering is Vaggie's VA. People are still hung up over Michael and Alastor's original VA but I think Roman Blake proved he earned the role in episode 4.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Vaggie's VA
            yeah she sounds like a man
            original was way bettter
            rest of the cast is definitely better than the pilot, which really doesn't hold up that well

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >yeah she sounds like a man
              She sounds like a woman with a moderately deep voice.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nah just sounds like a man, and not in the trans way but just a man

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The Pilot VA was miles better. The Brooklyn Nine Nine actress playing Vaggie now is phoning it in. I don't know if she just doesn't care about the show or the voice direction she was given is terrible

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            People have said it before but even Vaggie's VA seems to be a case of poor direction. She's Mirabel in Encanto among other things

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Her being Mirabel is not a positive.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn’t Peter the guy who wanted to be crucified upside down?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm no leftist, but I still thought it was an odd choice to have Peter be portrayed straight out of a NSDAP poster book for the Ideal Aryan Male.
      But I was also disappointed they had the seraphs morph from their bird-faces into humans with wings. If you're going to commit with featuring galgalim of all things, why humanize the seraphs?

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Vox and Velvette returning to work after a night with Alastor and Carmilla respectively

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Adam banging his very distant progeny ?
    Is Adam killing his own family ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If Adam is banging Lute then i don't think so, Because Vaggie [and i guess Lute?] apparently bleed green when their cut i don't think their actually even like 'humans who became Angels' or exist in relation to humans at all, But are basically like Vat-grown clone-troopers.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So regarding Adam - there's a piece called The Harrowing of Hell. It depicts Jesus coming down to Hell after his crucifixion to take the most worthy sinners with him back to Heaven, Adam included. What are the chances Vivzie will use that as a plot point?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is that would imply Jesus

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The 'Hells greatest Dad' song [Lucifer/Alastor duet] song from Episode 5, Uploaded to Amazon Prime's YouTube channel has passed 2.5Million views in just over 24 hours, And is currently the 7th highest trending video on YouTube as of the time of this post.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad Mimzy ruins it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Mimzy
        Vivzie stand-in, I'd guess

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I thought that was Nifty.
          She's female Mineta.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Mimzy is one of Viv's older characters from before she got fat, so I doubt it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She was originally Alastor's girlfriend before Viv decided to make him Asexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wait for You Didn't Know to be officially released on the channel. Easily the best track with Hell's Greatest Dad in second place.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    where are the gay birds taking up all the screentime?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The sudden drop-off in the amount of swearing has actually convinced me that someone finally put their foot down somewhere and told Viv to cut it with YaoiFujoShittery and endless swear words.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        give sauce fricker

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I unfortunately myself don't know, I saved it from here, I WISH i had asked the first anon who posted it what it's from, Same with this one.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            frick

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i wanna frick the psychotic cyclops and have her bite my wiener off at the end

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie LOVES her dad.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Has this show answered the question of what happens to exterminated sinners yet?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they die

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And where do they go?
        I don't think anyone has considered the magnitude of this question.
        If exterminated sinners are dead, as in, gone to the eternal void of non-existence dead, then that completely breaks down the entire point of hell.
        Hell is supposed to be eternal damnation, as in, you will suffer forever, for all eternity, never receiving any peace in your afterlife.
        If extermination acts as a free way out of that eternal damnation, then why wouldnt a large majority of sinners take it as the free out it is?
        Don't tell me sinners would rather suffer in eternal damnation, because that's moronic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          hell is just an unwanted trash heap they have to clense

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So in vivs version of heaven and hell...hell is something that was never meant to exist and heaven resents it so much that they would rather free sinners from eternal damnation than allow it to serve its purpose?
            Where exactly is god in all this? Does vivs version of heaven even have an active God? or did he just up and frick off?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              seems like it but maybe god or the god equivlent will have an answer in a later season

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Viv's hell is basically just another earth but with magic. Its the sinners who bring the hell with them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Don't tell me sinners would rather suffer in eternal damnation, because that's moronic.
          Hell isn't eternal damnation in this show, sinners are dumped in Pride and are given free reign to go nuts.

          so why did they do right into it without redoing the prologue? surely most of the audience has not seen it

          I wouldn't be surprised if it was because of how short the season is.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Hell isn't eternal damnation in this show, sinners are dumped in Pride and are given free reign to go nuts.
            Oh, well disregard

            So in vivs version of heaven and hell...hell is something that was never meant to exist and heaven resents it so much that they would rather free sinners from eternal damnation than allow it to serve its purpose?
            Where exactly is god in all this? Does vivs version of heaven even have an active God? or did he just up and frick off?

            then, I guess viv just wants her cake and to eat it as well.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so why did they do right into it without redoing the prologue? surely most of the audience has not seen it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, at this point the pilot is the prologue and is worth a watch, but the show works "alright" without watching it. I'd wager more than enough people have seen it already and many more new viewers will take the time to watch it if they're interested enough

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Woke people hate it?

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The show seems extremely hypocritical with its constant handwaiving of Alastor's awful acts when they arent even needed. Charlie could have called her dad for support at any point and yet she continues to rely on a sadistic soul devourer.
    Adam and Lute are perhaps the clearest example of actual villains in the series (Valentino is a bit out of focus at the moment). so they should definitely be given a shot at redemption right Charlie? Right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The show seems extremely hypocritical with its constant handwaiving of Alastor's awful acts when they arent even needed.
      The problems are the tone and pacing are so off that it becomes really noticeable and quite distracting. All the ideas are there for this to be a solid tv show, but pacing is so bad it becomes like a 6/10 show.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, Viv should really have pushed for longer seasons. We definitely needed episodes centering Angel Dust's improvement, plus what landed him in hell in the first place, Charlie and why she became estranged from her dad, Alastor and why he now seems to believe in the hotel, out of the blue. And generally, why Hell is so fricking awful. The whole show rests on hell being hell and yet it just seems like a quirky american city. Hell, some sinners seems to be having a grand time there. Where is the misery? Where is the hopelessness? Why is hell even bad other than sinners being buttholes?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She got a second season so that might help things out. Yet its pretty clear she didn't find out until towards the end of production it was greenlit. In other words she had no clue she'd get a second season and she rushed to cram everything in.

          Or, she knew from the beginning she was getting a second season, yet because Viv likes to add new concepts and ideas to everything any chance she gets, she fricked the pacing up.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The first option is really depressing. Either tell your story in a shitty way or not tell it at all.
            I guess, we still got some banger songs even if everything else is shallow and undercooked.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >make a series based on an already popular thing
    >skip the entire story so you can force every single character into it for merchandising and to not make any of the obsessives feel left out because bingus dingus wasn't in it
    They skipped MONTHS of extremely important character development between two fricking episodes, how is this okay with them???

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if they will switch places?

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >("T...Their all ignoring me?...Talking over me?...Well...Maybe i should start swearing like a sailor as well!?")
    >"Listen here homosexualS!"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe he should get over himself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dr. Suess character looking ass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >He swore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that would be a genuinely funny moment

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wonder if the show would have been better if it didn't take 15 years for it to start
    also really doesn't feel like the same world a hellva boss
    the priorities are too different

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its funny because Helluva Boss was supposed to have a much smaller scale and yet they have interacted with several big bads in hell while Hazbin Hotel, the main show, seems much more constrained power wise.

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what if the real hell was hell all along?

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The next door neighbour to the Hazbin Hotel.
    What happens?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He genuinely doesn't care, stays in and watches TV. If they exterminate him, they exterminate him. It don't matter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie would probably be the most pleasant neighbor he ever had. Not that he would care.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He has a good view of Charlie's room especially when Emily and Vaggie sleepover, he'll be fine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Charlie/Vaggie
      Probably gets along absolutely fine with Charlie and Vaggie because their not insane. - If it was just them they'd probably be the best neighbours he could have.
      >Niffty
      Probably talks to Niffty in the same way he talks to meatwad [i.e. Like a moronic child who he's kinda annoyed at but knows it isn't their fault]
      >Pentious
      He'd bully Pentious once and he'd look at the floor every time they saw each other after that and never annoy him again.
      >Husk
      Probably just ignore each other.

      >Alastor
      >*See's Alastor walking over to his house and flicks all the lights off / locks door and hides behind couch*
      >*Alastor tapping on window* "Carl? Carl? Are you home in there chum?"
      >("Dear god...go away...Just go away...You fricking monster....dear go-")
      >*Alastor teleports next to him in living room*
      >"Hello Carl!"
      >*exasperated sigh* "Hello...What do you want?"

      >Angel Dust
      >*Uses Carl's pool without permission*
      >"Ok hey...What's going on here Spider...Your doing some sort of outdoors gay-out?...In my pool?"
      >"Yes? Isn't that clear?"
      >"Isn't it clear that im going to absolutely frick. your. ass. up. if you don't move out of my pool and get over the property line?"
      >"Well i guess you can 'Frick. My. Ass. Up.' If you really want to carl..."
      >"..."
      >*Episode where Carl feeds shake to the Piranhas in the pool*

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Angel dust taking the place of shake fits to well

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cultist end up summoning Charlie to earth.
    What would happen?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she find verbalase and frick hard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What if he tries to hide

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          theres no hiding from a horny clown

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Missionary sex

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So, how much of a chance do Adam and Lute have to survive the season finale?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lute is confirmed to survive because Viv talked to the VA about her planned arc in season 2.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely hope they don't redeem her in the area of making her besties with the cast

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lute lovers keep winning

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Making hundreds of Nephilim/Titan children with Lute after she's punished for being such a sadist by being thrown to earth, And helping her plot her revenge upon the heavens.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Being a good Christian boy and waiting till marriage for us to have loving missionary sex with the sole purpose of procreation

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lute is for Adam to realize that not all women are bad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Her planned arc of becoming lesbians with Cherri Bomb most likely.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Cherri Bomb
          Eww. Cherri Bomb looks like anthropomorphized herpes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Cherri Bomb
            No pretty sure she get's snake.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >He doesn't know.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely hope they don't redeem her in the area of making her besties with the cast

        What if the arc is about Adam leaving behind his exterminator role and Lute trying to get used to her new way of life with Adam.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Them having to join the hotel as a condition to rejoin heaven would be peak. But of course all the twittertards would complain about the 'problematic' characters getting redeemed.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >antagonists to allies arc
            Please let Viv's innate latino love for DBZ win out on this one.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Twitter doesn't seem to know what they want regarding redemption, do they? If the person isn't problematic, then there's NOTHING TO REDEEM IN THE FIRST PLACE.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Only approved transgressions are allowed to be redeemed, like murder. Misogynists shall themselves be unceremoniously murdered.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Misogynists shall themselves be unceremoniously murdered.
                This literally doesn’t make sense with Adam since he is more respectful to respectable women than any of the sinners are.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                God I wish Twitter will be obliterated but I doubt it will fix everything in the world, but it just seems that every "no fun allowed decision", every outrage, every "must follow these creeds or else" decrees they come from Twitter. How does anyone even make their own media without the fear of being attacked for every transgression if one even dares to show it? No wonder a lot of Gen Z approves of government surveillance. Please prove me wrong, necause every day it seems like everything is becoming less fun and that suicide is the best option.

                What if Niffty is killing off Vox because Vox attempted to kill Alastor and and co. with his brainwashed “minions”, Adam and the exterminators.
                So thematically and arc-wise, Alastor and Sir Pentious tramples over the most respected overlord in hell, Vox.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                God I wish Twitter will be obliterated but I doubt it will fix everything in the world, but it just seems that every "no fun allowed decision", every outrage, every "must follow these creeds or else" decrees they come from Twitter. How does anyone even make their own media without the fear of being attacked for every transgression if one even dares to show it? No wonder a lot of Gen Z approves of government surveillance. Please prove me wrong, necause every day it seems like everything is becoming less fun and that suicide is the best option.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >antagonists to allies arc
            Please let Viv's innate latino love for DBZ win out on this one.

            Nah. It’s lamer and sadder. Like Adam for some reason just goes to the wilderness of Heaven to reenact Adam and Eve, still struggling to move on, with Lute being unimpressed and losing interest because of how much she prefers and enjoys violence.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If I had no knowledge of spoilers, I'd believe they would be defeated but survive. Their punishment would be being humbled in some way, like being stripped of rank or even banished. Apparently Adam just dies though, which is a bad move if true imo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Adam just dies though, which is a bad move if true imo.
        Adam is one of the funniest things in the show. And this is a show about redemption. Kinda sucks.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm hoping that, being a human soul, he "dies" but just respawns like the sinners do. That would be kind of funny. Him dying forever would be lame.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's interesting too. As much as people on this board love Lute, she doesn't have much screen presence without Adam to bounce off of as the straight man to.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            > she doesn't have much screen presence without Adam
            While the two are clearly a pair, not romantically but character wise. Lute has a clear personality distinct from Adam. She is the archetypal zealot who is motivated by hatred. She clearly has a bone to pick with demons and doesnt kid around. She uses the harshest language out of anybody when speaking about sinners. It is interesting that she not only puts up with Adam but actively takes part in his playful buttholery.
            I think it would be nice if they were the catalyst for each other's redemption. He teaches her to ease up and maybe be less hateful in general and she makes him take things a bit more seriously, and perhaps curve his misogyny a bit.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >I think it would be nice if they were the catalyst for each other's redemption. He teaches her to ease up and maybe be less hateful in general and she makes him take things a bit more seriously, and perhaps curve his misogyny a bit.
              I'm hoping they surprise me with something like this. Adam and Lute have 2 of the strongest characterizations in the show, and they're just plain fun to watch together. I'm expecting the worst though.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah much as it sucks I'm pretty sure Adam is going to die, unfortunately, but frick I hope it doesn't happen

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t know about that. When I investigated season 1, I honestly believe that Vox is the true antagonist who will be killed off.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There was apparently spoilers dropped or some shit?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                About Vox appearing in the new two episodes.
                If you look at the mask Adam and Lite are wearing, they have a Vox vibe going on them. Plus, Vox and the the killed off Sir Pentious in season 1 have the same powerful abilities of hypnosis that has yet to be paid off in this season.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dude. If Vox can't fricking handle Alastor, why the hell do you think he'd be able to somehow control the extermination?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The exterminators are basically always wearing Vox’s buckets, like King Poseidon and the Bikini Bottom citizens in the spongebob movie. Vox himself is the weakest V member, so he needs to have the strongest minions to control to have a shot at killing Alastor. It also means he is the most fitting true mastermind antagonist for season 1.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >she doesn't have much screen presence
            She could command so much respect, we just tend to focus on her and Adam's dynamic because you're right that it works very well.
            She cut right into Charlie during their first meeting; she was the first to sing in her and Adam's duet during the court hearing; she could be terrifying on her own but characters work best when bouncing off each other

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think Lute without Adam would be a terror. She's the more fanatically anti-sinner of the two. I think she can carry the antagonist role solo, and is probably more dangerous alone than with Adam to keep her in check with his carefree levity. I wouldn't want their separation to be permanent though, just enough to explore the idea of Lute on her own. They're way too good as a pair.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >She's the more fanatically anti-sinner of the two.
              In other words, she's a good Angel and that's bad apparently.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, I mean screen presence. On her own, Lute is a competent and stoic soldier through and through, this is why you can't keep her separate from Adam too long, without him she just becomes a generic stoic villain and without her he becomes a generic butthole villain. The two were clearly designed to bounce off of one another

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              She's gonna go full psychopath when Adam goes kaput, I'm scared-horny.Don't die Adam

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I really hope he doesn't "die" but his name dies as he gets kicked down to hell and has to call himself a different name or hell just hope the leak is wrong. Its such a waste of a character, and Lute being pissed off enough to be the major villain should be more than because he dies but because in her eyes they are defiling him with bad ideas like forgiveness and redemption via Charlie's bleeding heart. Also would fit better because let's face it, her mom probably is the true villain and essentially screwed both Adam and Lucifer. I'm surprised Viv may go this route.

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mocks religion (specifically christianity
    I've actually learned more about Christianity just from googling and arguing with you morons than I did from a year of Sunday school.
    "Lucifer" isn't even a fricking thing in a bible. It was a mistranslation that got conflated with something in classical mythology, and Romans took it to mean, "Oh, Satan has two names!" It gets weirder when you get into the other Abrahamic religions. Judaism maintains that the serpent in the garden wasn't Satan or Lucifer at all, while Islam says Satan (Iblis) was a jinn, cast out of heaven not for leading a rebellion against heaven, but because he loved God too much to bend a knee to humans, who God said he was to serve.

    The idea of the devil is a fluid thing and is more of a paganization than anything. Demonology is only vaguely based on the bible, and given all of the flavor and details by Europeans, who were pagan at their core. Religion was almost a theater, a comic book canon that people could argue over.

    Vizzy actually did something clever in separating Satan and Lucifer, that is, separating the heart of darkness from the "rebellious intellectual" in an attempt to show that one does not necessitate the other, and maybe there's truth to that too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Religion was almost a theater, a comic book canon that people could argue over
      Some things never change

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hehe kitty pope

        >mocks religion (specifically christianity
        I've actually learned more about Christianity just from googling and arguing with you morons than I did from a year of Sunday school.
        "Lucifer" isn't even a fricking thing in a bible. It was a mistranslation that got conflated with something in classical mythology, and Romans took it to mean, "Oh, Satan has two names!" It gets weirder when you get into the other Abrahamic religions. Judaism maintains that the serpent in the garden wasn't Satan or Lucifer at all, while Islam says Satan (Iblis) was a jinn, cast out of heaven not for leading a rebellion against heaven, but because he loved God too much to bend a knee to humans, who God said he was to serve.

        The idea of the devil is a fluid thing and is more of a paganization than anything. Demonology is only vaguely based on the bible, and given all of the flavor and details by Europeans, who were pagan at their core. Religion was almost a theater, a comic book canon that people could argue over.

        Vizzy actually did something clever in separating Satan and Lucifer, that is, separating the heart of darkness from the "rebellious intellectual" in an attempt to show that one does not necessitate the other, and maybe there's truth to that too.

        >cast out of heaven not for leading a rebellion against heaven, but because he loved God too much to bend a knee to humans, who God said he was to serve.
        yaoi

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Don't let the Muslims hear you say that. It initiates the self destruct sequence.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >a bible
      Which one?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wait till the average person learns the anti-christ isn't even a real thing in the bible

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Or that human beings dont become angels when they die, in most christian denominations.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh that one gets even weirder when you learn about the classical interpretations of the anti-christ, typically viewed more as an era. By all means, if the old Christians saw us now, they'd say we're the antichrist. The Anti-Christ was typically viewed as a time when people would espouse humanist ideals without the idea of a greater god to serve, creating false goodness

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Antichrist is literally anything that as the name implies is the opposite of Christ. It could be a person, a government, a false religion etc. What has happened is people at some point started equating "the Beast" and the " man of lawlessness" from Revelation with the term antichrist. Of course movies like "The Omen" reenforced that misconception

          • 1 month ago
            Antichrist

            Jesus likes eggs so I hate them!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I don't think that is quite what the term means but OK

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure what you mean by this as the greek word that literally translates into "antichrist" appears 5 times in the New Testament.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He is.
        In revelations, the anti-christ is denoted with the number 666. This was an actual person at the time revelations was written. 666 is the alphanumeric sum for the name Nero ceaser.
        Revelations was possibly not a doomsday prophecy at all, but a Semitic author telling the Romans to frick off and using allegory to avoid retaliation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Either way, Lucifer works as a name that Satan, which itself is a title meaning Adversary, would use to make himself look like the good guy as it literally means Shining One.

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >big deal about not revealing Vaggie is an angel or that the Extermination is a thing
    >both get revealed very quickly within 30 seconds of each other
    Songs are like pressing 4x on plot progression

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just started watching this show but is Carmilla Carmine supposed to be a fallen angel?
    In the sense that only an angel can kill another angel?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She looks pretty similar to Sera

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As far as we know she's just a powerful sinner. The big thing about her killing an angel was that they could be killed at all, although Carmilla *possibly* used an angelic weapon to do it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Can sinners have children? That's kind of fricked up.
        >hehe let me give birth to you in Hell that you have no way of escaping
        That's like living in India and giving birth to someone.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Can sinners have children?
          No, so either her daughters were adopted after she got there or (more likely) they died and went to hell. Most of Angel Dust's family is in hell, too.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >or (more likely) they died and went to hell
            That's crazy to think about. Not one good egg in the family. And her daughters died young too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The better question would be... does it even matter?

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what if it turns out hasbin hotel is a prequel to hazbin hotel?

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if it turns out Alastor is actually Adam in disguise?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Then where's the real Alastor? Mimzy knew him when they were alive.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was always Adam.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Always?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What if it turns out Alastor is actually Lilith in disguise?

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a "Charlie tries to redeem a pedophile episode
    >it's a "Charlie tries to redeem Hitler" episode
    >it's a "Charlie tries to redeem Ted Bundy" episosde
    >it's a "Charlie learns about Buddhism episode and tries it out because all religions are real but then nopes out after finding out she has to spend 1000 years as a wienerroach" episode
    >it's a "Charlie tries to explain to an atheist that all religions are real hence the hotel's attempt to fix things, but the atheist continues to believe that none of of this is real or at the very least isn't the result of the divine" episode
    >it's a "Charlie learns about Mexican Catholics in a parody of Coco's fame-based afterlife" episode

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We knew from the start this show isnt really looking to have any actually tough themes. It had a thing going in the pilot with demons meriting redemption or not but then of course had to have genocidal angels and then all complexity dissapeared

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >but then of course had to have genocidal angels and then all complexity disappeared
        I mean I could have worked as a way to explore how hollow acting as a good person for an extrinsic reward (going to heaven) or avoiding something bad (getting murdered by angels is and how redemption and being a moral should be something you do for yourself and those around you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, hell already should be bad enough without genocidal angels around but the show's hell isnt really bad in itself, its just full of bad people.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >no Christmas special where Jesus visits the the hotel and wacky hijinks ensue (it’s the only episode that’s not a musical)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >A hazbin Christmas
        >Not a musical
        No chance. Instead,
        >Charlie thinks the story of Christ is a great opportunity to make sinners see the light and seek redemption
        >This leads her to trying to have a Christmas festival in Pentagon square (Near Heaven's Embassy)
        >First musical number is a mishmash of styles with each resident of the hotel trying to use their own mix of christmas
        >Meanwhile in Heaven, Emily hears Adam or another exterminator mention how they're trying to do the festival and how sad/funny it is
        >She asks someone off screen if she can go
        >He says yes and how he'll come pick her up once it's over
        >As the party goes on, sinners end up crashing the party in a turf war or something
        >The cast has to keep Emily away from the fighting as the party itself is ruined
        >After the fight, a 2nd song about how bad it feels, reprised by Emily singing what the holiday's about, raising everyone's spirits
        >Emily thinks of an idea before dragging Charlie off to the side
        >A portal opens up as a voice asks Emily if she's ready to leave
        >Charlie's eye's go wide in shock as Emily leans in and whispers something
        >Voice says sure before a gloved hand emerges, handing Charlie a present
        >Emily leaves and the portal closes
        >Charlie comes back to the group smiling, holding the gift
        >Everyone crowds around confused as she opens it
        >A small snowglobe of her + cast, standing around a Christmas tree at the hotel all smiling
        >Engraved on the bottom
        >"Everyone deserves a second chance"
        >Ending shot of it resting next to the bell at the front desk
        Probably sprinkle a few smaller songs in there, I dunno

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Someone has episode 2 and 4 for download? Thanks.

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people saying he dies in the series? Is there some sort of leak?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He dies happy between Cherri thighs.
      b***h clearly wants snek dik but is lying about it. Why are women like this?

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i want to sex the e-girl cyclopse

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Niffty cannot consent because she is brain damaged.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        even better

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys think Adam is super straight?

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Heaven Does Not Know What Counts As Being Good Enough to Get INTO Heaven
    I mean, it is very clear that is only a thing to make Charlie's weak ass arguments seem better but in the end only devalues heaven. The kicker is that she didnt even need that argument in the first place but the showrunners just wanted her appear more correct by making the opposition look like dumbasses.

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He isnt supposed to be evil. Human free will is like a pet project that backfired on him and now he is left with the pieces. Its not even clear if the "fall" is literal or if he is just staying out of heaven by choice. He clearly still holds some power there given that he can get audiences whenever he wants.

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's whatever. "Mass killing happening while the general populace does not know about it" isn't too uncommon of a plot point. Heaven not questioning what exactly allows souls into Heaven because they'd rather enjoy themselves is whatever. I mean, why would they bother looking into it? Name's in the book? You're in. Heaven in media has a tendency to stick to the rules and not question anything. Problem is, there's no God being mentioned anywhere so it looks even worse.

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is hotel a prequel to boss?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're concurrent

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It'd be such a waste to kill Adam before giving him a reunion with Lillith and maybe Lucifer. There would be no point in even making the character THE Adam.

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The female protagonist is a genuinely likable person and turbo-feminists can't stand for that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      noo dude she has to be le heckin smug girlboss like Rey or Korra dude.

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The overlords in the third episode are pretty shitty singers

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Amir approves

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So does god actually exist in hazbin hotel or is he just perpetually off screen to avoid slaughtering the one sacred cow vivize has left from her religious past

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing has been said one way or the other and the first episode opening might imply that the angels are collectively god.

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Priests rape more kids than anyone. Why do you support pedos?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Actually public education teachers rape more kids than anyone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Correction, gay priests rape more kids than anyone. Unironically all you need to do is root out the gays from the church and this issue would resolve itself

      Actually public education teachers rape more kids than anyone.

      And this is actually the truth, female teachers are by far the biggest predators per capita within the public sector compared to priests

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I need a /co banner that shows Adam saying “Hot as frick, though” in response to Lute “Their relationship is blasphemous”

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those couple of lines and their delivery have more characterization in them than all the songs put together.

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Wants to frick a member of the opposite sex
    >Dies before he can score with her and will be the only significant character that isn't an antagonist to kick the bucket on top of that
    What did Viv mean by this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He’s going to get Vox killed to also fulfill his dream overcome the biggest overlord in hell.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Better to die than be poisoned by virulent strange.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He will never meet his son again…

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lucifer has always been a good guy

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope they dont kill Adam. He is one of the best characters in the serie.

  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >YOU ARE SILLY I AM CHAD
    Take that dogshit meme back where you found it.

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they went too hard on adam being a shitbag

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's mostly just crass. He respects his lieutenant and his boss. He just really hates sinners and demons.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he's just too dudebro, and i don't really get why they chose adam, not like he's had any interaction with lilith or lucifer or any real reaction to charlie being their spawn

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Perhaps under that helmet Adam has on, Adam is like a drugged up Joe Biden. So when it’s taken off, he is no longer a fun character and we see how devastated he truly is. Like how Fizz hides his injuries and true personality (whom shares Adam’s VA).

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Man I can't wait for these episodes to come out and kill your Vox fanfiction.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              How does episode 2 not foreshadow Vox’s hand over the exterminators that literally wear demonic tron-like helmets that perfectly fit into Vox’s theme of technology and brainwashing?
              Vox’s very face embodies brainwashing and his character type is that of a secretive mastermind.
              Keep in mind they had this season be an entire self-contained story. So Alastor’s rivalry with Vox seemingly is supposed to be started and ended in this season. With a big and shocking reveal that Viv has hinted towards when she talked about the exterminator masks.

              I think Adam has become a demon. He has demonic teeth and it explains why he doesn't take off his mask.

              Nah. The “face” is way too unnatural and closed together. Like Vox’s digital face is. And Adam does not fit into the digital theming at all. Adam seemingly has Sera’s tall proportions (a very very long neck).

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think Adam has become a demon. He has demonic teeth and it explains why he doesn't take off his mask.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Adam is most likely one of the saddest characters in the show with Vox being one of the characters that Vivziepop actually hates for being a manipulative jerk that constantly prays on the weak and the weak-minded 24/7 of his existence. Adam doesn’t seek power and doesn’t seem to be happy at all.

  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't imagine that most of heaven is happy with the exterminations since it seems like most people are sent to hell and their loved ones/friends are there. Your friend and sister being stuck living in a bad neighborhood is very different from their souls being obliterated.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Heaven without loved ones is already contradictory in the real world mythology, so I doubt they'll explore that in the show.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus Christ is the loved one.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Heaven without loved ones is already contradictory in the real world mythology
        Lmao, moron. Why do people talk about this without an understanding of any sanddemon theology.
        Heaven is a second life in the New Kingdom which is God deciding to do 'new game plus' now without sin.
        Or are you talking about the current Kingdom of Heaven which is no humans allowed other than two?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          losing your loved ones means less happiness, which is contradictory to a perfect, happy world
          or you can just go with the mindmeld everyone is one with god idea that invalidates the original human life

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            When you go to heaven you go "frick them, if they landed in hell it means they are unworthy and i dont need them in my afterlife, i gonna hang with the rest of heaven people"
            It's that simple.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            a) you don't get to decide what validates human existence the Skyfather would
            b) losing those who lacked faith means nothing in the face of God's love which is essential and eternal
            c) it's about starting fresh in a new place not about being rewarded with a paradise of virgins - please get your lore lined up correctly.
            Everyone should AT LEAST read REV, one gospel, and GEN before talking about this shit.

            You don't have to read the whole thing. We're talking about Hazbin not Umineko but the point still stands.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That's what he means by contradictory. If you remained "you" in heaven then you would be sad if people you loved were not there. But if you are essentially totally changed into a different person by god's presence (some would call that brainwashing, I'm trying to be neutral) then obviously there is a bit of an issue

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                But you aren't changed. If you didn't want to embrace God's love you wouldn't be allowed into heaven to begin with. It's as exclusive as it is voluntary. Per the new covenant the only REAL requirement to getting in is actually wanting to be there. If you don't want to enter the New Kingdom of Heaven you are free to stay on post apoc earth. If you're a shitter you're getting the torture pit, naturally but if you aren't it's up to you if you wanna go to heaven.

                and that's contradictory to what all the morons preach
                you cannot have eternal bliss knowing that those you love may suffer

                morons don't read scripture. Most churches are against the will of Christ if you read scripture.
                Matthew 6:1-8 & 19-23

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              and that's contradictory to what all the morons preach
              you cannot have eternal bliss knowing that those you love may suffer

  101. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Okay but legit is Alastar supposed to actually be black or did Viv pull that out of her ass?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's both. Viv is covering her ass. It's not like any of these characters' human ethnicities actually matter in this show anyway.

  102. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what happens when angels/demons die again? Do they go to super hell or super heaven or something? Why are they so worried about being double dead? Their lives are already over. These characters act like they’ve never died in the first place because that’s how most of them end up in heaven/hell to begin with.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      probably will just end up being reincarnation

  103. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vaggie hate-fricking Lute with a strapon when?

  104. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >“Hot as frick, though”

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wish people still put effort into their screenshots

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oops, forgot the file lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Saved thanks. Like I said, needs to be a banner one day.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I’m overworked and don’t care. Someone else can make a better screencap with captions.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
  105. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got a link to the latest two episodes

  106. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  107. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why were the seraphim birds for like 3 seconds? was there a less furries mandate from corporate?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Humanoid faces are more welcoming than animal ones. Makes me wonder if sinners can shapeshift back to their human forms as well when they want. Which would be cool to see AngelDust transform back to his human face when he gets redeemed.

  108. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Favorite song?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      More Than Anything took my favorite top spot from Loser Baby

  109. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so is Alastor on a leash metaphorically or literally?

  110. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when Niffty's episode?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately she's more like a pet than a character, like KeeKee.

  111. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  112. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    curious that vegana's and charlies redesigns coincide with an in universe outfit change to the hotel staff uniforms. maybe there's a pilot redesign charlie somewhere.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What’s the plot reason for Vaggie’s hairline being demolished?

  113. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think Alastor is actually Lilith in disguise.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor is just her boy toy doing her dirty work to clear out the old overlords loyal to Lucifer so she makes a power grab for Charlie and the throne of Hell

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And Eve becomes her lesbian b***h according to keikaku.

  114. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    feels like we're missing two episodes of content that had to be cut or something vox has only has what 10 minutes and alastor while having screentime hasn't really done much with the other characters before the dad episode

  115. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rosie is Lilith in disguise, who is actually Eve in disguise, who is actually Alastor in disguise, who is actually Vox in disguise, who is actually Lilith in disguise again, who is actually Sera in disguise, who is actually Emily from the future, who is Lilith's second daughter somehow and also Lilith in disguise. And "Roo" is just the name of a kangaroo that is not important to the plot whatsoever, but she gets 3 songs.

  116. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What goes on in Charlie's panties when Alastor touches her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      peepeepoopoo

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