>shower in American movie
>water can only pour from the top
>forced to get hair wet
>shower in American movie. >water can only pour from the top. >forced to get hair wet
>shower in American movie
>water can only pour from the top
>forced to get hair wet
This guy needs to hit the gym
He mogs 96% of /tv
post body
demoralization troll pls
>black hands
I can hear you breathing from here.
Tv fatties seething
Lay off the popcorn fatties
>European movie
>nobody showers
we have a history with showers
These showers are the best kind
He has zero fricking chest.
His arms are normal for any man who has ever done any physical work in his life
who gives a frick
are you gay?
Yes? What has that got to do with anything
>are you gay?
most gymgays are
they can't stop looking at male bodies
they honestly act more like women than men
post body.
>this man needs bigger breasts
you feel for the bench meme?
benching is based. I fricking love benching
bloody bench(od)ing bastard b***h
>he still won't post body
KWAB
homosexual post
>no body posted
yea you probably mogs you
imagine unironically thinking that europe extends past Wien.
>customers need to tip wagies or else they will starve
>thousands of dollars in student/healthcare/credit card debts
Sure, Jan.
do you have ac in your commie block?
I’m debt free Pedro
I grew up really poor in america. welfare, ebt, etc. When youre poor in america life is great. opportunity is endless. Need-based grants for college covered everything.
Now I make ~150k and it feels a bit worse because nothing is free anymore but im not really struggling either. I also am probably just going to make more and more money as i progress in my career and investments.
Europeans who are stuck in the social classes with maxing out at maybe what is equivalent to a lower middle class life. They don't get to "dream". They are forced into accepting mediocrity for everyone and have this strange trust in their authority figures.
>When youre poor in america life is great
You were definitely not poor in America. Stop making up shit.
>They are forced into accepting mediocrity for everyone and have this strange trust in their authority figures.
You are literally describing USA here. We don't give a flying frick about our authority figures, meanwhile you morons over there are straight up treating your authority figures like they are Jesus himself.
i find this extremely hard to believe, unless europeans all literally live in crumbling ghettos and live entirely off government assistance.
>unless europeans all literally live in crumbling ghettos and live entirely off government assistance.
>unless
>unless europeans all literally live in crumbling ghettos and live entirely off government assistance.
I have such sights to show you.
you can find pictures like this of cities in the united states too
>NO U
sad
Okay? The point was that the article claimed that most poor Americans are richer and better off than most of Europe. It's a misleading headline because they're referencing former Soviet nation commie-blocks where they indeed, are still very poor today and live off of government assistance.
>and live off of government assistance.
Clueless american detected. The governments in those countries don't give assistance. If they do, then the amount of money they might get is so pitiful that you can't even feed yourself properly from it, let alone pay your bills
>If they do
I accept your concession.
What i meant by that, is you can't just go and say "I'm autistic so i can't work, now give me money lol" or "i have anxiety, i can't work pls give me money"
They'll never give you money for these things.
Okay? You're really getting hung up on the welfare part of the original post so go ahead and ignore the fact that they do indeed give government assistance in former Soviet commie countries.
https://www.gov.pl/web/family/social-assistance-for-foreigners-what-kind-of-support-in-poland-can-they-expect
And that's just for foreigners. I'd bring up citizen benefits but it's all in Polish and I don't speak Slav.
Point being, ignore that little detail since you're wrong and were condescending in your wrongness towards me, and focus on the part where I pointed out that the article was misleading and used former Soviet states in their little thought experiment.
yea, in literal brownoid ghettos. you're basically admitting that europoors are on par with america's third world brownoids.
>Europe is not like that!
>Ok but so is America!
>europe
why do you guys hide behind this, then claim americans invented the concept of the white race to ruin and negate and homogenize the desperate, independent ethnicities and races of europe? do you have a nation? are you ashamed of it? proud of it? if prideful, why hide behind a continental identity?
>Makes a simple rebuttal
>Euro goes on a schizo rant
Euros always fear outing themselves and you know it
Because it's harder to insult a whole continent.
>Brits = lolfood pakis inbred
>French = smelly cowards and Black folk
>Germs = autists and turks
But if they just say "i am european" then there isn't a specific insult
Euro-cuck
Doesnt matter anymore since europe is just brown now, so the whole of europe will equally as shit as the people
>Doesnt matter anymore since europe is just brown now
Even the most black and muslim infested countries in EU still have a 80% white population. Meanwhile USA is about to be 50% non-white.
>whiter than you
Thanks
>do you have a nation?
Yes, my nation is EU.
It's such a good feeling to know that eu will cease to exist before 2100 🙂
The absolute worst countries in EU with the biggest amount of blacks/muslims still has a 80% white population. Meanwhile USA is about to become 50% non-white and will cease to exist before 2050 🙂
I never said us will not. But i'm glad eu will too
>Meanwhile USA is about to become 50% non-white and will cease to exist before 2050
>two more weeks
How is anything you’re describing not going to take place everywhere dipshit? You’re like a young person looking down at old dying people like it won’t ever happen to you. What a weirdo you are.
Let me guess your the dying old man?
>How is anything you’re describing not going to take place everywhere dipshit?
My country has been completely white since it began to exist, and is still 95% white to this day. We go back like 12000 years.
USA went from like 95% white(after you slaughtered all the natives) to being 50% non-whites, in just like 250 years. Pic related are the 2021 stats. Though since it's self-identified, there's a ton of motherfrickers who count themselves as "white" such as israelites, hispanics, various arabs/turks, etc.
>why do you guys hide behind this, then claim americans invented the concept of the white race to ruin and negate and homogenize the desperate, independent ethnicities and races of europe?
Do they claim that? Europoors are the most arrogant globohomosexual soldiers you'll ever encounter. The only thing they hate more than their own people is religion. Their whole identity is how much better they are than Americans because Americans are so racist and intolerant.
>because Americans are so racist and intolerant.
No, we're better than you because you're all obese, disgusting, mixed abominations, uneducated, care more about guns than children's lives, etc. etc.
thats a result of satan. he hangs out here because we all love god so much. you wish you worth his time.
We care about our childrens' futures which is why we're resistant to the idea of making them subservient to a hostile government or to feral nogs by handing in their only means of self-defense.
>We care about our childrens' futures
Yet you do nothing to stop school shootings, and you don't give a flying frick about helping children in shithole homes, or the ones that are in orphanages.
>Yet you do nothing to stop school shootings,
What should we do, O wise anon? Name something we should do that hasn't been done.
improve education?
>improve education?
How will improving education reduce school shootings?
Remove guns and rifles. Improve mental health instead of just pumping people full of drugs. Re-open mental asylums instead of just letting crazies roam free.
>removing guns and rifles
yeah thats literally not a thing that can happen. i agree with you, but its just an impossibility in this country. i don't think you people actually know anything about the us or the americas in general. you're just as ignorant to us as we are to you, pierre.
>Remove guns and rifles.
There's no way to do that. Read the Second Amendment and even if you got 2/3 of each chamber of Congress to agree, and the President to sign off on it, you're not removing guns. What's going to happen under some removal program? The ATF will show up on my doorstep, knock on my door, and tell me they're taking my guns? My friend Little Sparky here says that shit isn't going to happen.
>Improve mental health
How? This is a very vague statement. What do you propose?
>Re-open mental asylums
There are mental health institutions already open, anon.
Looks like an EDF map
>unless europeans all literally live in crumbling ghettos and live entirely off government assistance.
They do.
>unless europeans all literally live in crumbling ghettos and live entirely off government assistance.
Anon...
This is certainly true if you count slavs and other shitholes as Europe, but western/notrthern Europeans neets most definitely do better than the average USA wagie, which is not necessarily a good thing
Are the really "richer"? Just because they buy brad new cars, phones etc... on loan when they can't actually afford them and put themselves into debt for the rest of their lives, doesn't mean they are "richer".
Who the frick is brad
let's be real. 99% of americans could afford to skip meals for an entire month
>I HAD TO SKIP THIRD BREAKFAST AND EVERY DESSERT AFTER MIDNIGHT FOR A WEEK JUST TO MAKE ENDS MEET!
Meanwhile in reality, like 80% of americans are in debt, with the average household debt being $100k. 70% of americans would have their finances crumbled by a $500 emergency bill. 52% of americans are constantly paying interest fees on their credit cards because they can't fully pay off what they buy every month.
I wish journalists, outlets, news, etc. would stop being so fricking dishonest.
And yet I just bought a home with my wife. But keep seething esl.
There's a 99% chance you didn't buy a house. You more than likely made a deal with a israelite to be in debt to them for several decades. I am from Denmark, a country that has a 95% white population. I have never had any debt in my life, because I have always been able to just outright buy anything I want.
Meanwhile your country is about to be 50% non-whites and your entire "empire" is crumbling and likely won't even exist in just 20 years, unless you drastically change course.
>I am from Denmark, a country
>Denmark
>country
Your shithole is a province of EU.
EU and Sweden has begged us multiple times to accept more refugees. We keep telling them to frick off. You have no idea how things work here.
>having money means that everything is going great and nothing is wrong
The eternal 80 IQ amerimutt never ceases to amaze me.
Your entire argument up to now has been about how debt ridden America is, but I get why money isn't the metric you want to use once the real numbers start dropping
You have ~500 billionaires who own 99% of all the money in your country. The fact that you don't think that's a crumbling empire says a lot about how juvenile your brain truly is.
Also, nice fricking anime picture. That just solidifies that you're some brown amerimutt with an IQ of 80 and a 15 year old mind.
and the 1% of wealth in america is mroe than your whole continent. what is your point?
Actually we have over 700 billionaires, and the entire top 1% of the country (the billionaires and about 3 million more people combined) own 32% of total wealth. What else would you like to be corrected on?
>he goes by "government reported numbers" that doesn't count all the corrupt shit
Brother man, this is a sad retreat
Remember the Panama Papers? Remember all the money that's stored offshore across the planet by every single billionaire? Yeah, things like that aren't counted into these things. One day when you become older than 18, you will start to see and understand how the world functions.
Tragic.
Lmao
>denmark
Yeah you’re a mark if you think you have an idea what your talking about lol plus if i took a piss there you will be knee deep in water. Fricking irrelevant shithole
You don't even know how to differentiate between "your" and "you're" in your own native language. That's how much of an uneducated moron you truly are. How pathetic are you?
>Fricking irrelevant shithole
I would MUCH rather be "irrelevant" and like in a utopia where no one has to worry about anything and we have a 95% white population, compared to living in the US where you have constant shootings, everyone is in debt, and Black folk/trannies/gays dominate your music/movies/TV/politics/education/etc.
Feel free to, just so long as you remember that at the end of the day you exist at our sufferance
>all those replies
>no one catches that just having more raw capital doesn't mean shit if everything is also expensive as shit for no actual reason.
Not mentioned:
>cost of living in the US is higher than 99% of countries
You just change the shower head's angle and stand a bit back to wash neck-down, dingus.
Is this an American thing? I've rarely seen showers like that here
>man takes a shower in American movie
>he washes his hair
>American movie
>American men need hand lotion and tissues to jerk off because they were mutilated when they were born
this confused me so much when I was a kid, kek
Dumb esl poster
How is that in any ESL?
Dumb "dumb esl poster" poster.
Forskin, foreskin, nestled above my balls
Who's the saltiest Black folk of them all?
i'm uncut and I still use lube because it feels better.
>rubs estrogen and cancer into his dick
yeah but rarely worth the mess
what mess? literally just wipe it off with a towel when you're done. the shit is natural and biodegradable. it doesn't stain or anything.
I use my cum as lotion
do you ever get tired of thinking about americans?
>American needs to wash his ass or balls from underneath
>has to do a handstand in the shower for the water to reach
>collapses under his own weight
>American room
>carpet covers entire floor
imagine the dirt if they also walk in shoes on this
Let me guess, you need more?
>european movie
>they never heard of a vacuum
>thinks vacuum gets all the dirt off.
you cant mop a rug
That's not an american thing though... I've seen and been in plenty of houses and rooms like that.
Carpet is comfy wtf is wrong with you
I only walk barefoot in my apt anyway you queer
Also the picture you posted literally has vacuum lines, is everyone this moronic from your might-as-well-be-nonexistant country?
Are these threads made by bots? I swear I've seen this shit posted a couple of times in recent weeks with similar stock photos
>american movie
>nobody drinks water
>people don't take their shoes off inside
>Black folk
it's like a bizarro world
>forced to get hair wet
is this a concern for Europeans?
>shower in non-American movie
>people don't shower because third world doesn't have plumbing, especially in France
>want to take a shower
>"but my hair stays greasy"
do dirty euros really
so you wash your hair before bed?
Where is this going? Billions of people do... It's also not fricking hard to avoid getting your hair sokaed in one of these and you know it.
Euros continuing to prove themselves as disgusting unwashed homosexuals
>forced to get hair wet
yes thats part of taking a convincing shower. do you not wet your hair in the shower?
the detachable showerhead scares and confuses the amerimutt
Top down flow makes it easier to stomp things down the drain
What things do you need to stomp in your shower?
LoodyPoo detected
Poop, obviously. You do take your morning poo in the shower for easy cleaning, right?
if you had bidets who wouldn't have to stand in your own literal shit. lmao amerimutts are barely above indians
I do have a bidet, but nothing beats smashing that poop down the shower drain and feeling it squish between your toes.
If you spray your ass with warm water it’s only one dick away from washing it with cum
wash your hair zoomies
I'm tired of smelling your rank sebum in public
you smell
Well its a shower. Are you thinking of a bath? We have bath tubs in america which have been in movies too
>thread about dorky american showers devolves into another culture war battlefield
Am I supposed to take a shower at night or in the morning?
are you a neet or do you have a job? when do you wake up for neetdom/work? how sweaty or disgusting do you get from neetdom/work? are you so weak of a man that you need hot water to wake up you up every day?
after the gym so in the afternoon, you do lift right?
gym is for morning before all the b***h homies wake up
More true words have never been spoken. I don't know how americans can even take themselves seriously anymore. The last 2 decades have completely destroyed their once great nation.
*Truer
If you're going to speak our language like a proper vassal, do it right
Your country is about to be 50% non-white. Don't talk to me.
>my country is about to be subservient to a nation that's 50% non-white
Give me 5 examples of how you think Denmark is subservient to USA.
USD reserve currency
English lingua franca, even in EU meetings which no longer has any native English countries
Protected by NATO, almost entirely US funded
Followed us into the middle East
And just the general knowledge that all countries would bow to the hegemon if it truly flexed
>USD reserve currency
This does not mean we are "subservient to USA".
>English lingua franca, even in EU meetings which no longer has any native English countries
Are you under the impression that USA invented the English language? You uneducated dumbfrick.
>Protected by NATO, almost entirely US funded
This does not mean we are "subservient to USA".
>Followed us into the middle East
This does not mean we are "subservient to USA".
>And just the general knowledge that all countries would bow to the hegemon if it truly flexed
This does not mean we are "subservient to USA".
Congratulations, you didn't even manage to make a single coherent argument for your point. You are so insanely uneducated that it's actually scary.
Yes, yes, not subservient, you merely give us precedence in deciding economic, military, and diplomatic matters. Very different, I'm sure.
Do you even know what subservient means? It means that you blindly obey. We don't blindly obey anything from you guys. If anything, we're actually in constant discussion with you over every single little thing that happens, because we want to make sure that we DON'T become subservient to you. We do not want to have to rely on you, because your nation could crumble at any point, or you could elect some demented dictator that fricks everything up.
Maybe if you actually educated yourself a little bit more about the things you're talking about, you would know that.
I guess it's been entirely reasoned discussion that has placed the US more squarely in the middle of your economic and military aims over the past half century. What a pleasant coincidence
>j-just because our self-defense is completely subsidized by America doesn't mean we're subservient...!!
You'll bark when you're told. Now kneel for the rainbow flag.
>Yes, Mister Moshe, Amalek shall be put to death. Yes, Mister Moshe I will give estrogen to my so- trans daughter. Yes, Mister Moshe I will kneel for Saint Floyd of Minnesota.
>Praised be our greatest ally, Israel.
Euromoron thinks being anti eu means you're American
Guys do you face away from the shower when you soap yourself or do you just stand with the water blowing on you while soaping?
I always turn around, as a kid I would even turn the water off to soap up
Never soap
just step out of the way bro. let it run off your back, wash your face with your hands. you have to be a barely-functioning baboon to get your hair wet everytime you shower.
t. brazilian who showers up to 3 times a day in the summer
Most showerheads are tiltable just like the one you posted. Also rainfall showers are more of a luxury item most homes on the continent have simple showerheads.
>Shower scene in American movie
>Someone flushes the toilet
>This somehow makes cold water come out of the shower
Someone please explain,
reduces cold water pressure through the hot water heater.
it actually makes the water hotter. the toilet takes cold water away from the shower, so you get scalded. not really a thing anymore in newer houses.
depends on the plumbing, but yeah, its easy to avoid.