Shows that turn you on?

I need a new show to watch that will have my dick at maximum hardness 98% of the runtime. Any suggestions? Anime is fine, I guess.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For reference: I like old women, evil women, bimbos, and big asses.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have absolutely terrible tastes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what's wrong with my tastes. what do you like, gay?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I like old women, evil women, bimbos, and big asses.
      jersey shore seems to be exactly what you are looking for.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hmm... interesting prospect.

        Petticoat Junction maybe?

        What's your thought behind that? I'm willing to check it out but I'll have to download it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >jersey shore
        is there something like this but with girls only

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Red Shoe Diaries. It's a soft-core anthology show from the 90s with a tragic backstory in its wraparound. David Duchovny plays this widower trying to understand his unfaithful wife's suicide, so he places an ad in the paper asking people to send him letters sharing their affair stories. He wraps up each episode by summarizing the lesson. Beautiful women on that show, including Sheryl Lee and Nina Simiemasko. Kino.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >David Duchovny
      Wouldn't be able to take it seriously. Also
      >softcore
      Gay

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You posted a show where she wasn't allowed to show her belly button, and your complaining that bare breasts and butts aren't enough?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and your complaining that bare breasts and butts aren't enough?
          No, its too much. I don't want to watch literal porn. Just a regular TV show that's gonna leave me enormously ridiculously hard. I had a better example of IDOJ but I can't remember what it was.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wouldn't be able to take it seriously.
        How seriously do you need to take your masturbation material?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    nikki

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have a magnet link or something

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Urusei Yatsura is literally I Dream of Jeannie but anime no baka

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did he ever frick the genie?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They get married at the beginning of S4

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >98%
    This margin is moronic just watch porn dumbass

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be a gay.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie’s Angels?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Petticoat Junction maybe?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    any horny sci-if shows in particular?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you like Jeannie maybe you'd like My Living Doll?
    A man has control over a female robot.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If you like Jeannie maybe you'd like My Living Doll?
      I do. Watched a few episodes of it on Tubi. Sucks that the whole series isn't available.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anime is fine, I guess
    Interspecies Reviewers

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Interspecies Reviewers
      Not like that

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My Three Sons

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    At this point after all the red-and-black pilling throughout the 2010s. I just feel the same way i did in my teens... I wish i were handsome.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick are you even talking about

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just started watching this show a month ago. Barbara Eden is so cute.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bob's Burgers

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope that is just a joke answer because the show is so ugly and anything involving sex is just gross, intentionally so.

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