>Shows up for a mere minute and completely steals the show

>Shows up for a mere minute and completely steals the show
How does he do it? How is he so based

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    le ron perlman bone jobber

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jobber
      He literally won though, the early Adventure Time of seasons 1-4 was completely wiped out by him. Everything after is an alternate universe made where he didn't succeed

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Huh. I guess thats why everything after season 4 is significantly worse. Man, the writers are so smart the way they did that.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Truthful

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The wish worlds are created from the main universe, not the other way around.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          We honestly don't really know how it works. They were vague with it on purpose and Prismo's indicated universes exist/are created outside of the scope of his wishes and not all his wishes require creating another reality.
          All of reality could have been wiped out with the Lich's wish, then when Jake wished everything back to normal, the reality of that universe was reversed so that it never happened but so that the flow of time outside of the time of their reality stayed consistent (aka Jake can't make his wish if the Lich never made his) the Lich's wish was sanctioned off into a different reality created because of Jake's.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            i saw an explanation in another thread that made sense. Jake's wish reverted finn & the lich's, but Prismo himself can't actually erase universes (which is why Scarab has to provide proof to their boss) so those universes were just brushed aside

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Basically this. Its schrodengers cat when they're in the time cube. The cube is isolated from time and space. Litch made wish killed everything Jake made wish which undid Liches wish but to avoid a paradox the original dead version was now a branched timeline. Prismo basically killed everything with the wish made a copy of the file reverted the file back to its previous state making things as they were then sticking that what if copy somewhere in the universe chain to not make a paradox. Time room has alot of this kind of frickery like the two jakes and the finn sword. Prismo is basically just cosmic tech support hes always on a screen or having a remote everyone was fine the only time the lich almost really fricked shit was when he killed prismo but thats a whole other can of worms. Finns biggest mistake in the series was letting the liches hand fall into the multiverse

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not our lich. The timeline was retroactively changed by jake’s wish. Because of it, Reality become split at all points in time and space, and the successful lich’s reality is just a different timeline all together now.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      HEY THERE LIL FINN. MY MAIN PURPOSE JUST VANISHED AND NOW THEY'RE USING ME AS A WAY TO ATTRACT NOSTALGIA homosexualS

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fall

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Winter

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          summer

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          spring!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They- WHAT?!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does his crown have a wiener drawn on it

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because he’s a dick

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        YO LIL FINNIE
        I'VE JUST RIPPED OFF ALL OF MY SKIN AND I'VE TURNED MYSELF INTO A BABY
        WHO'S THE FRICKIN moron NOW, HUH?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He does a great job voice acting though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when he openly bragged about keeping Harvey's rape shenanigans a secret?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        When did the Lich said anything like that? You're making stuff up.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because everything else in this mini series is shit.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quit peridotting the board, this didn't need a thread.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How does he do it?
      AT crew doesn't overuse him, which makes all of his appearance unique

      what?

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey it’s the character that only had one good episode he just jobs so much that in his last appearance in actual adventure time they seem super bored of him

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wins
    immediately after gets depressed as there is nothing to do other than just exist.
    WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN LICH?!
    YOU FRICKING MORON!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's possibly faking it so Fionna and Simon can open the portal for him.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He probably wasn't planning that far ahead.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Well Jerry you've erased all organic life on Ooo, what's next on your plans?"
        >"... I do not know, soulless machination. I never thought I'd get this far."

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He probably wasn't planning that far ahead.

      Hes like a machine. He sees he kills with nothing to kill he shuts down. When time and space are removed he also shuts down like he did in the time room unless there's an outside influence. He is very robotic he works like a computer he only knows his directive and will not deviate.

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      1:30
      As much shit as you can give adventure time this part is very well explained

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not like a machine. He has full conversations with people. He's manipulative and even gets angry and annoyed sometimes.
        He was just bored and depressed and lost all passion for murder.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He has full conversations with people. He's manipulative and even gets angry and annoyed sometimes.
          Are chatbots not machines? We have those irl

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Buddy the Lich reacted in FEAR and PANIC after getting hit with space guardian jizz.
            He's not a machine. He didn't kill anyone in the time room because he GAVE UP.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He does have moments where he taunts, boasts, laughs, and gets irritated, but this is an entity of great knowledge. It's probably safe to say the more "humanized" aspects are there to also play mind games with people. He probably knows there are worlds beyond the one he currently inhabits but he doesn't really have the means to go there, so the only way that can happen is if some interlopers happen to intrude upon that specific reality. It may also explain why he apparently talks to BMO. He may have manipulated BMO into being his last herald, so while he's there, waiting, BMO can catch on to any possible interlopers and bring them to him. The Lich has been shown to be very manipulative and to possess great foresight so I don't think this is improbable.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          An a.i can talk with you as long as it fits its parameters. He is a machine of logic that will always as work towards anhilation of all life the words are just a means to that end he doesn't think about them beyond their purpose to the goal. He doesn't lay in bed thinking oh I should have said that! He runs the numbers then acts if there is no decision to be made he freezes in a feedback loop. He didn't kill Fionna and Simon because they would die just by staying there or would open the door to more things to kill

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He is not a fricking machine. He's just an evil wizard. If he truly was a mindless machine, he would have killed Simon and Fionna and Cake. If he really was just a robot he would have ended life after seeing life right in front of him.
            He even says "I WOULD have killed you, [in the past, but I won't now]" presumably because he doesn't care to kill anyone anymore.
            And before you say
            >he was waiting to see how they would escape
            They literally admit, in front of him, that they can't escape.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              They kind of say in the actual show he is" like a machine" and his purpose is to cause "mass death"
              That's why he doesn't bother to kill anyone at prismo's party, it wouldn't lead to some kind of extinction level event.
              That being said he definitely has a personality as well. It's quite possible he is bored now that he finished his mission.
              The whole depressed line is hard to read because adventure time is loose with words meanings historically.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We'll see I constantly root for the characters to die at this point since nothing truly bad every happens to them and they are thus garbage.
    The lich is a characterization of that desire. So I like him.
    At the same time it's bitter since I know he can't ever win either. But at least he looks cool

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nothing truly bad every happens to them
      Finn's life is like 80% suffering. The other 20% is cope.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see a flashback of BMO interacting with the Lich though we probably won't get it. Wonder if the Lich actually talked to BMO or it was just BMO projecting a imaginary personality onto him

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Lich goes catatonic without something he acknowledges as living and able to be killed around. And given that universe's Lich killed all that lives, he was probably silent as BMO spoke with him.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I kinda want the lich making dead pan jokes about death

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's funny that he spared the MOs, and presumably every other machine. He doesn't even care about sentience, he just wants all ORGANIC life dead.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't "spare" them, more like he has absolutely no influence over machines and A.I since they are technically not alive.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, he has the strength of a giant. If his magic doesn't work on them, which I doubt, he could just crush them under his feet.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Lich was the beginning of the end for adventure time

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      but how? Patrick mchale creating the lich was one of the better moments of adventure time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      but how? Patrick mchale creating the lich was one of the better moments of adventure time.

      the Lich was in the original series bible my dues

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So Adventure Time was over before it even aired?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >none of the stuff in the paragraph under this was true

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey lil Billy!? I'm gonna rip off your skin and wear it! Whos adventure president now you like that little Billy ill exterminate you ill exterminate all life war never changes lil Billy I just shit in a skull you like that!? I lived as a baby in another world and got breast fed by a geriatric elephant you fricking like that HUH LIL BILLY!?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf did the Lich really say that?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's very archetypal and does an excellent job at it. He speaks to a very true aspect of our reality. He stands out in the show as he's played completely seriously too. Also he's voiced by Ron Pearlman

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lich exhaustion was one the reasons I dropped the show when finn dad showed up. He is highly effective the first time he appears, a surprise on the second, but each consequential use of the character he gets worse and worse.

    It works the first time so well because is a sucker punch out of nowhere, the show about the boy picking up balls with his ass had such a dark moment. After to tone of the show shifts more and more to a proper narrative the lich loses much of his allure. Kinda like a lot of the background shit AT had and all that implied.

    And also, they were never really sure what the frick to do with him, they kept trowing him around like a treat but his own nature was just confusing. I was a stupid kid back them and maybe I would have enjoyed the tone of mystery better today and understood better what they were going for, but I remember just being disappointed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lich exhaustion was one the reasons I dropped the show when finn dad showed up. He is highly effective the first time he appears, a surprise on the second, but each consequential use of the character he gets worse and worse.
      He definitely lost a lot of his luster in the latter half of the show, the show even basically admits this with Finn being fed up with fighting him and treating him more like a nuisance that needs to be taken care of like Ice King.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like a YouTube comment said, Lich got so bored that he actually braided Billy's beard.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, BMO could have done that.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cum

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't

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