Guys, every time I go into my Mind Palace, all I get are various scenes of Jazz Jennings with POP Virus playing in the background. Am I doing something wrong?
I let a dude suck my dick as a thank you for me running him a bath and taking photos for a photography exhibit, and I also found it substantially more homosexual.
She is both characters in the tiktok, the mother and the daughter, the mother breaks the daughters neck for having a bad boy boyfriend and having sex with him out of wedlock.
>cause mommy I'm in love with a bad boy >teehee
I just want to say before this thread concludes... thank you. That part is very underrated and the fact that someone clipped it out, posted it, someone else saved it, and posted it, and now I'm saving it? That is love. That is the power of Christ, on high. There are no coincidences. Thank you. Anon.
No, the right side won, we simply defeated the wrong enemy. Soviets ended up being a whole frick of a lot worse than the Nazis ever would have dreamed of being. They just wanted their own uber-reich in euro land, and let everyone else basically frick off. Soviets ended up poisoning half the god damn planet.
>No, the right side won
No, the wrong side definitely won.
Don't recall the soviets starting a war that killed upwards of 50 million white europeans. Also reminder that Hitler surrendered to communism despite allegedly starting his whole chimpout over it. Quite a hilarious failure.
>throw out the parasite that was destroying them >other parasite-ridden countries wage war on you for it >wtf why did you start the war????
I don't recall the Germans entering a war to defend the people who wanted to kill every European.
Weak b8.
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Dude don't engage the shill, Cinemaphile is already immune to their rote diatribe. Kick back and enjoy the thread instead of feeding him loosh.
Apparently you're not too well versed in history. Hitler and Stalin literally signed a 10 year non aggression pact which was literally just a game of "lets see who can develop the biggest army fastest". Germany happened to win it.
Stalin signed it because he knew that Hitler was going to attack them anyways. It wasn't a gentleman's agreement. He just needed to buy more time
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Yeah, that's why he was in complete stupor for days, when Hitler attacked.
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Hitler died in Costa Rica
source: retired CIA Director who also hired the former head of the Gestapo and gave him a new identity. It was published after he (CIA guy) died.
people actually look at that map and think he was trying to take over the world
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Europe is the only bit of the world that matters and he was trying to gay it up with socialism.
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And now the Germans are succeeding, not by tanks or luftwaffe, but by bribing officials, diplomats, lawmakers, and government officials of other European countries. The Third Reich has been resurrected as the EU. And even when they need military conquest, they still don't have to use their own military. USA provides the weapons and Ukrainians provide the manpower for their own country to be conquered by Germany.
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boomer-con post
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we would be paying less tax under hitlers economic structure than we do right now in america though
Is there nothing women don’t infringe on? Shit getting so old.
>Before writing The Enola Holmes Mysteries, Nancy Springer had already published books that reimagined Mordred and Robin Hood.[1] Springer developed the idea for Enola Holmes alongside her editor, Michael Green. Green initially asked her to explore "deepest, darkest London at the time of Jack the Ripper."[2] After some research, she realized that Sherlock Holmes was based in the same time period as Jack the Ripper.[3] Springer rejected the idea of giving Holmes a daughter but thought the idea of a younger sister could work >plagiarizing sherlock holmes and giving him a daughter is too much, but being a sister could work!
lmao well im glad she used her expert discernment
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For frick sake.
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Having a female character that was attached to a more iconic male character was a staple of YA women's fiction for a while so I don't get upset with Enola Holmes. It's just "little girl sherlock mysteries" it doesn't really hurt anything. But the BBC super powered psycho sister who is better than Sherlock in every way is fricking horrible.
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>After some research, she realized that Sherlock Holmes was based in the same time period as Jack the Ripper.
Woah! She's a genius.
he was smoking crack from season 1 episode 1. Why do people like this dogshit show.
>I knew it was the cab driver because I noticed he hadn't washed his ass that day so I deduced he was angry and was going to kidnap me, so I let him kidnap me so I could tell him to his face to wash his ass...
Moffat is such a hack. It's incredible that he was ever considered a good storyteller. He made one good episode of Doctor Who during the RTD era, that's it.
This is the kind of thing that makes my skin crawl. Lol so random epic secret autistic genius hehe ;;*~~))
Genuinely causes me pain. I couldn't sit through an episode of this
This is straight up nuDoctor Who dialogue >lol so random quirky XD and edgy???? I like le sex (with men AND women)
Turns out Steven Moffat wrote this. Fricking unbelievable.
>that godawful technique
Aren't actors supposed to act? Sherlock Holmes in universe is a skilled violinist. Could bandersnatch not afford to spend a fricking hour reviewing images and videos of actual violinists so he could at least attempt to emulate a proper bow hold and fingering position? It's not like he's doing anything else in the scene.
>character can program MI5 blacksite guards to kill by just talking to them through her cell bars >Watson spent like a year with her as his fricking psychiatrist AND secret text-message-mistress >neither Holmes or Mycroft make any mention of how he might be compromised
did Moffat really think he was going to get another season where he could make the epic reveal that Watson got programmed by her and no one saw it coming?
Its fricking moffet sex fantasy characters like this that have me unironically pining for season 1 Rick Sanchez when Roiland and Dan were still doing the show they had planned.
Rick was always to some extent cringe in own way as his own universes overpowered """god"""" character but good lord; at least roiland and harmon had the good sense to write him with the flaw of alchoholism so he just wasn't this exhausting 24/7 fricking calculous machine.
Rick was a mid-wits take on a high functioning ENTP.
But fricking """"Euros Holmes""""" doesn't have a personality because she isn't a real fricking person.
And obviously i dont mean that in the obvious way, she is not a theoretically possible person.
She's a sex fantasy stephen moffat jerks off to 3:00 in the morning to the idea of her pegging him, castrating him and feeding him his balls.
She's the degenerate sex fantasy of a submissive manchild.
And the mother fricker actually broadcast a series finale with her on one of the most high grossing tevolvision shows in the history of british telovision.
>mfw even in the end she manipulating Sherlock >mfw she got away with it (murdering a little boy >mfw this was considered a win for Gay-Tiss and anyone who disagrees was a sexist
>sherlock with le explosions and action because americans can't pay attention
People rag on Elementary for being the American Sherlock but damn those movies are foul. Especially after reading the books. At least Elementary played out like a standard Detective series. Like Nero Wolfe or Wooster and Jeeves. Or even Law and Order. Just set in New York. Those movies were just slop.
He for daily death threats for killing Holmes. Publisher offered him a ridiculous amount of money, completely unheard of at the time for a author, to revive Holmes. He regretted and hated it but only a idiot would turn such an offer down. This was a time when publishers owned everything. No royalties back than
like 50% of men are meant to die in some foreign country fighting a useless war, or by getting mauled by an animal while hunting, or by being maimed by some dangerous industrial machinery. I refuse to buy that it's sustainable for nobody to die
I'm straight and frick my wife 2-3x a week, but I really hate the female form to be honest. The way the belly curves up from the vegana like some disgusting decrepit worm, the noodly arms, the pathetic flabby ass. Give me a tight femboy body any day.
I once saw some people who lets trannies live rent free in their head call a woman an ugly crossdresser because of her mons pubis. She was in a bikini and they saw a "bulge" at the crotch and immediately thought it must be a penis. It was weird because it wasn't just clueless virgins but also women. You'd figure they'd have seen themselves and other women in bikinis or underwear often enough to tell it's not just completely flat down there unless you're a special kind of fat?
Its weird how common it is for straight men to say such gay things. Back when I used to go to Cinemaphile back in 2015 and 16 there was an anon who used to insist he was straight but he said he used to jerk off to videos of men working out and lifting weights as he said watching it made his testosterone higher or something and the high testosterone made him want to jerk off. It was really funny and we all made fun of him and called him a gay and he would seethe.
I'm straight and I find body men to be ugly, but I hate women's personalities. I think the real reason the blowjob was invented was to keep a woman's mouth closed for some quiet time.
That said, I agree that the penis is a lot more aesthtically pleasing than the vegana. Thankfully you dont have to look at a vegana when fricking a woman.
I'm straight and frick my wife 2-3x a week, but I really hate the female form to be honest. The way the belly curves up from the vegana like some disgusting decrepit worm, the noodly arms, the pathetic flabby ass. Give me a tight femboy body any day.
I'm straight and frick my wife 2-3x a week, but I really hate the female form to be honest. The way the belly curves up from the vegana like some disgusting decrepit worm, the noodly arms, the pathetic flabby ass. Give me a tight femboy body any day.
Personally I find most women to be extremely ugly when nude. It's why I rarely find good thins on /s/. I prefer them with clothes on. They shape their fragile and weak and flabby bodies into something more ideal. I've always preferred clothing to the nude form, as I always found it lacking. Men I think on average have a more robust and pleasing shape when it's taken care of, but these skinny, flabby men disgust me as well. It's just that the average skinny, titless fridge of a woman pisses me off because she's ruining my arousal. On average I'd rather look at a naked man and a (partially) clothed woman. I entertained the thought for a bit that I was bi, but I've never felt arousal looking at men, or ever felt any attraction to them, so I shot it down.
Personally I think it's because I'm so out of touch with reality, that I judge the human form based on ideals. The male form is what I'd like to be, so I prefer looking at its specimens because I'm self-inserting and imagining myself as that person. The female form, being the object of my sexual desire, has to satisfy my Madonna and prostitute complex and cater to my tastes, thus being held to a higher standard. And seeing as most people are average to low, I do not enjoy looking at naked women because they shatter that ideal. Clothes help because they project an identity onto that ideal.
Maybe I'm just autistic. But when I search for porn to jerk off to, I always look for heels and lingeries, gloves if possible and all that. When I get all hot and bothered and jerk off to a celeb, it's always a pic of her dolled up in a dress with opera gloves or with a suit; never some nude. I find the human form disgusting on most people. I spend as much time as possible clothed. I love clothes. I am a fan of fashions. I think only the most perfect of bodies can, and should be, seen nude. It's not about some puritanical notion, but an aesthetical one. Honestly, ever since I was little, I wanted to wear a mask.
If you think about it a straight man is simply a high functioning gay man because he can get beyond the disgust of fricking a feminine body shape to create babies. It’s something that not many men can do without major drugs or alcohol.
The sherlock stark movies were just as lame.
It's bizarre how any try to portray Sherlock Holmes nowadays ends up with a redditor holmes full of quips and idiocy.
Pitiful.
>mfw I'm so used to seeing his hands shooped small that I can't actually tell whether it's another shoop or if the costumer just gave him a coat that's too long in the arms
I never got why his magic deduction powers didn’t work because she’s naked.
Pale skin-Not outdoors
Well manicured nails-Goes do high in salon in London
Red lipstick: Only one store in London sells it
Guess he is a autistic and his brain melted
I went to France to try to join the French Foreign Legion, ended up broke and crashing with this girl, and we were joking at one point about American and French stereotypes, and she said that Americans are promiscuous, which felt like being told your lifestyle is unhealthy by the street walking prostitute you picked up.
Why the hell do they spend money on adjusting cinematographic angles and editng the stupid sequence when its easier to let the woman wear underwear and shoot the scene in one or two takes?
this is why I hate modern movies/shows, they're conveluted for the sake of being conveluted
Wasn't Sherlock a total chud incel who hated women? I remember Watson simping for some poor woman, and Sherlock chided him and gave a lecture on the conniving duplicity of women.
Oh, well the original books were written in very Victorian times. culturally, women were viewed poorly. Why weren’t allowed to vote and had zero rights. Era were Freudian theory was popular. Men wanted to frick their mom, women had penis envy
I remember there being a large and loud fan club on Tumblr of women creaming their pants over Sherlock and obsessively writing erotic fan fiction about him and Watson fricking. Wouldn’t be surprised if it bled into the show, the way the people making Hannibal would throw some bones to all the psycho fans lusting for gay romance between the leads.
Most women who CLAIM they have a high libido, still has a lower one than the average man. So it's a made up act and dumb. By all means it really is obnoxious and unattractive.
there are scores and scores of women that cannot remain faithful because of their high libido. some of these women are highly attractive.
which circles back to the prior false claim that sex drive are not attractive
Nta and don't agree with him, but unfaithfulness by women is because of lack of pairbond, not high libido. Even a sub 5 bodycount makes a woman much less likely to remain faithful. This effect is not observed in men, who have much higher drive.
Hot take I know. But women are not meant to have a high sex drive. If a woman has a higher sex drive than you…she will become unsatisfied and you will become tired by the unwanted sex. The same is not true in reverse. So yeh…le succubus fantasy only exists in the minds of coomers who have never touched a woman. Sex is meant to be hard to acquire, even for married men. It’s what gets your ass up in the morning and contribute to society. But since most posters here have nothing to contribute nor have touched a woman, I can see why they think have feminine fantasies about sex.
Women with really high sex drive are usually bat shit crazy. Likely molested when they were young. You are correct that women generally do not have sex drive or a male. Women claim they do but it’s bullshit. Why such thing as lesbian pillow death. When don’t have high testosterone sex drive dies. Women feed off male high T and puts them in the mood. Women do get a high sex drive in 30s because nature last ditch effort for a female to get pregnant before menopause. Women do get a higher sex driver older get because post menopause their testosterone begins to rise. Why her stories of her elderly homes being frick houses
That’s pretty much the one thing from the books. Except Conan Doyle didn’t know much about drugs and so had Sherlock injecting cocaine so he could get faded and bliss out on the couch without his mind getting in the way.
>literally all the main characters are all white
say what you want about the writing, this must be the last good product the bongs ever produced this millenia.
Pure feminist and beta male writers made Holmes some autistic who can’t handle or hated women. Holmes treated women the same way every male in the Victorian age did. He was a gentleman to women but they were not to be taken seriously. Women weren’t allowed to vote or have any real say in anything. This is why feminist seeth at this era. Why made corset image of Victorian oppression
Part of the reason I enjoyed Cavill's Holmes. Not autistic. Not awkward. Respectful of everyone. He just didn't care for suffrage politics and just wanted the women of his family to leave him alone.
That’s exactly how he should be. He didn’t give Watson shit because he liked fricking women. Holmes like ant typical Victorian male didn’t understand why any man would want to spend any length of
time with a woman. They were viewed as having intelligence of a child. Men didn’t stand by their wives as they gave labor. There were in the parlor smoking cigars and having brandy with their male chums. This kind of shit horrifies feminists and their beta cucks
I wish it was Watson like in that YTP
New Irene Adler
>t. homo
Watson is banging you are waifu now
This show is so cringe
Guys, every time I go into my Mind Palace, all I get are various scenes of Jazz Jennings with POP Virus playing in the background. Am I doing something wrong?
le scary wamen
Stupid sexy uber genius psychopath.
One of the worst episodes of television Ive ever seen.
Perfect example of everything that is wrong with modern media
gayest shit I've ever seen and I've watched gay porn for pleasure
I let a dude suck my dick as a thank you for me running him a bath and taking photos for a photography exhibit, and I also found it substantially more homosexual.
>Steven Moffat 'write an episode of television without jerking off' challenge
Post the whole thing, I want to kill some braincells.
Didn't she kill her daughters boyfriend or something like that?
She is both characters in the tiktok, the mother and the daughter, the mother breaks the daughters neck for having a bad boy boyfriend and having sex with him out of wedlock.
>She is both characters in the tiktok
for real? never noticed
kino
>cause mommy I'm in love with a bad boy
>teehee
I just want to say before this thread concludes... thank you. That part is very underrated and the fact that someone clipped it out, posted it, someone else saved it, and posted it, and now I'm saving it? That is love. That is the power of Christ, on high. There are no coincidences. Thank you. Anon.
The music, Sansa. I had sex.
underrated
Yikes.
I hate modern film acting so much.
holy shit that was BADASS
I had no idea it was this bad.
The last series is fricking awful.
oof. i'm glad it's over and never coming back.
It’s so bad
The wrong side won WW2
based cumberbatch making /misc/ seethe
Right? If only we'd all teamed up and destroyed America...
No, the right side won, we simply defeated the wrong enemy. Soviets ended up being a whole frick of a lot worse than the Nazis ever would have dreamed of being. They just wanted their own uber-reich in euro land, and let everyone else basically frick off. Soviets ended up poisoning half the god damn planet.
>No, the right side won
No, the wrong side definitely won.
Don't recall the soviets starting a war that killed upwards of 50 million white europeans. Also reminder that Hitler surrendered to communism despite allegedly starting his whole chimpout over it. Quite a hilarious failure.
>throw out the parasite that was destroying them
>other parasite-ridden countries wage war on you for it
>wtf why did you start the war????
I don't recall the Germans entering a war to defend the people who wanted to kill every European.
Weak b8.
Dude don't engage the shill, Cinemaphile is already immune to their rote diatribe. Kick back and enjoy the thread instead of feeding him loosh.
Apparently you're not too well versed in history. Hitler and Stalin literally signed a 10 year non aggression pact which was literally just a game of "lets see who can develop the biggest army fastest". Germany happened to win it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov%E2%80%93Ribbentrop_Pact
Stalin signed it because he knew that Hitler was going to attack them anyways. It wasn't a gentleman's agreement. He just needed to buy more time
Yeah, that's why he was in complete stupor for days, when Hitler attacked.
Hitler died in Costa Rica
source: retired CIA Director who also hired the former head of the Gestapo and gave him a new identity. It was published after he (CIA guy) died.
people actually look at that map and think he was trying to take over the world
Europe is the only bit of the world that matters and he was trying to gay it up with socialism.
And now the Germans are succeeding, not by tanks or luftwaffe, but by bribing officials, diplomats, lawmakers, and government officials of other European countries. The Third Reich has been resurrected as the EU. And even when they need military conquest, they still don't have to use their own military. USA provides the weapons and Ukrainians provide the manpower for their own country to be conquered by Germany.
boomer-con post
we would be paying less tax under hitlers economic structure than we do right now in america though
Russia? Agreed, Hitler should'vemrox finished the job
Uhh what?
cringekino
>secret sister whose so smart she can mind control people
What kind of shit was Moffat on when he wrote this?
when did Sherlock having a sister start? With this idiot?
Probably the Enola Holmes books.
Is there nothing women don’t infringe on? Shit getting so old.
>Before writing The Enola Holmes Mysteries, Nancy Springer had already published books that reimagined Mordred and Robin Hood.[1] Springer developed the idea for Enola Holmes alongside her editor, Michael Green. Green initially asked her to explore "deepest, darkest London at the time of Jack the Ripper."[2] After some research, she realized that Sherlock Holmes was based in the same time period as Jack the Ripper.[3] Springer rejected the idea of giving Holmes a daughter but thought the idea of a younger sister could work
>plagiarizing sherlock holmes and giving him a daughter is too much, but being a sister could work!
lmao well im glad she used her expert discernment
For frick sake.
Having a female character that was attached to a more iconic male character was a staple of YA women's fiction for a while so I don't get upset with Enola Holmes. It's just "little girl sherlock mysteries" it doesn't really hurt anything. But the BBC super powered psycho sister who is better than Sherlock in every way is fricking horrible.
>After some research, she realized that Sherlock Holmes was based in the same time period as Jack the Ripper.
Woah! She's a genius.
he was smoking crack from season 1 episode 1. Why do people like this dogshit show.
>I knew it was the cab driver because I noticed he hadn't washed his ass that day so I deduced he was angry and was going to kidnap me, so I let him kidnap me so I could tell him to his face to wash his ass...
We are women… hear us roar…
i don't get it
That is because you are only a male.
Dumb guy (Moffat) writing a smart character.
When a tryhard attempts Silence of the Lambs.
Moffat is such a hack. It's incredible that he was ever considered a good storyteller. He made one good episode of Doctor Who during the RTD era, that's it.
is this like a more elaborate oreimo? I mean it's clear she's trying to get him to frick her right
Sirs
Is that Enola?
This is the kind of thing that makes my skin crawl. Lol so random epic secret autistic genius hehe ;;*~~))
Genuinely causes me pain. I couldn't sit through an episode of this
What the frick is wrong with the beeb man. Can't they just go back to making comfy sitcoms like Only Fools and Porridge
This is straight up nuDoctor Who dialogue
>lol so random quirky XD and edgy???? I like le sex (with men AND women)
Turns out Steven Moffat wrote this. Fricking unbelievable.
This woman would be perfect for me because I am too moronic to manipulate.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
*rapes you*
>that godawful technique
Aren't actors supposed to act? Sherlock Holmes in universe is a skilled violinist. Could bandersnatch not afford to spend a fricking hour reviewing images and videos of actual violinists so he could at least attempt to emulate a proper bow hold and fingering position? It's not like he's doing anything else in the scene.
I don't get it???
She's realize he had sex by the music his playing.
>You need a really high IQ to understand Bach
This is what happens when a smoothbrained midwit tries to write an intelligent character.
>incel fragility, the post
did they frick? how hot would it be if they just fricked right then and there now that would be good television
I can fix her
>look! I cut out some of the dialogue and added superfluous nonsequitors! that means my character is smart!
>character can program MI5 blacksite guards to kill by just talking to them through her cell bars
>Watson spent like a year with her as his fricking psychiatrist AND secret text-message-mistress
>neither Holmes or Mycroft make any mention of how he might be compromised
did Moffat really think he was going to get another season where he could make the epic reveal that Watson got programmed by her and no one saw it coming?
>did Moffat really think
He did not.
seems a bit silly when you put it that way.
And she was a good friend
She honestly did creep me out.
Moffat should be executed
Who is the better sister?
What's wrong with her face? Who is that creatura?
This character felt like a self-insert from a tumblr fanfic
>semi-interesting possibility destroyed by fricking moffhack
Many such cases.
Its fricking moffet sex fantasy characters like this that have me unironically pining for season 1 Rick Sanchez when Roiland and Dan were still doing the show they had planned.
Rick was always to some extent cringe in own way as his own universes overpowered """god"""" character but good lord; at least roiland and harmon had the good sense to write him with the flaw of alchoholism so he just wasn't this exhausting 24/7 fricking calculous machine.
Rick was a mid-wits take on a high functioning ENTP.
But fricking """"Euros Holmes""""" doesn't have a personality because she isn't a real fricking person.
And obviously i dont mean that in the obvious way, she is not a theoretically possible person.
She's a sex fantasy stephen moffat jerks off to 3:00 in the morning to the idea of her pegging him, castrating him and feeding him his balls.
She's the degenerate sex fantasy of a submissive manchild.
And the mother fricker actually broadcast a series finale with her on one of the most high grossing tevolvision shows in the history of british telovision.
Isn't Sherlock's brother already a super mega genius that way smarter than Sherlock? Only that he's a fat lazy bastard?
>mfw even in the end she manipulating Sherlock
>mfw she got away with it (murdering a little boy
>mfw this was considered a win for Gay-Tiss and anyone who disagrees was a sexist
We really need Sherlock 3 so people can forget about this shit series
>sherlock with le explosions and action because americans can't pay attention
People rag on Elementary for being the American Sherlock but damn those movies are foul. Especially after reading the books. At least Elementary played out like a standard Detective series. Like Nero Wolfe or Wooster and Jeeves. Or even Law and Order. Just set in New York. Those movies were just slop.
suddenly putting a naked woman in front of them probably is the best way to confuse an autistic super hero
He was only confused because he couldn't find any clues on her clothes.
>starts screaming and punching himself in the head
your move, b***h
>cry rape
>autist's move
>the autist makes it real
Tardragebros, we stay winning
She was Sherlocked
Why are people Sherlock posting all of a sudden? I remember it being a pretty popular show until they kill him off and then decide to bring him back
No naked woman greets me
That’s what arthur Conan Doyle did with the books. It was just a call back. I think he bombed out with his other books and went back to Sherlock
He for daily death threats for killing Holmes. Publisher offered him a ridiculous amount of money, completely unheard of at the time for a author, to revive Holmes. He regretted and hated it but only a idiot would turn such an offer down. This was a time when publishers owned everything. No royalties back than
What about instead of Sherlock Holmes, it's Shylock Holmes?
>edgy
seems curved to me
“Look at those cheekbones. I could cut myself slapping your face. Want me to try”
What did she mean by this?
The nude female form is extremely overrated
>extremely overrated
Says the gay man.
Why are you gae
women in general are over rated
I think it's very underrated these days actually
It being so common and readily available makes everyone oblivious to its true beauty
its only avaliable and common for chad.
70% of men are in full misery.
you probably are a vagined person so your opinion is shit anyway.
like 50% of men are meant to die in some foreign country fighting a useless war, or by getting mauled by an animal while hunting, or by being maimed by some dangerous industrial machinery. I refuse to buy that it's sustainable for nobody to die
no
I'm straight and frick my wife 2-3x a week, but I really hate the female form to be honest. The way the belly curves up from the vegana like some disgusting decrepit worm, the noodly arms, the pathetic flabby ass. Give me a tight femboy body any day.
> I'm straight
>Give me a tight femboy body any day.
What the frick is with all homosexuals in this thread
and people wonder how historical figures could be gay since they had a wife and kids
>hating on mons pubis
anon irrevocably confirmed gay
I once saw some people who lets trannies live rent free in their head call a woman an ugly crossdresser because of her mons pubis. She was in a bikini and they saw a "bulge" at the crotch and immediately thought it must be a penis. It was weird because it wasn't just clueless virgins but also women. You'd figure they'd have seen themselves and other women in bikinis or underwear often enough to tell it's not just completely flat down there unless you're a special kind of fat?
Divorce her so she can go be with a straight dude.
Its weird how common it is for straight men to say such gay things. Back when I used to go to Cinemaphile back in 2015 and 16 there was an anon who used to insist he was straight but he said he used to jerk off to videos of men working out and lifting weights as he said watching it made his testosterone higher or something and the high testosterone made him want to jerk off. It was really funny and we all made fun of him and called him a gay and he would seethe.
>Its weird how common it is for straight men to say such gay things.
anon, he's just gay and baiting
This. Anytime it starts off with “I am not gay” it’s going to be some gay shit
Not necessarily. I'm not gay and I like this scene. https://thisvid.com/videos/laurence-fox-full-frontal-in-the-hole/
I'm straight and I find body men to be ugly, but I hate women's personalities. I think the real reason the blowjob was invented was to keep a woman's mouth closed for some quiet time.
That said, I agree that the penis is a lot more aesthtically pleasing than the vegana. Thankfully you dont have to look at a vegana when fricking a woman.
>I'm straight
>but
traps are gay
gay post
Or is actually the only good part about them
Frick off with your troony psyop shit-posting
God Cinemaphile is the worst now
Take your fricking pills, you Black person
Personally I find most women to be extremely ugly when nude. It's why I rarely find good thins on /s/. I prefer them with clothes on. They shape their fragile and weak and flabby bodies into something more ideal. I've always preferred clothing to the nude form, as I always found it lacking. Men I think on average have a more robust and pleasing shape when it's taken care of, but these skinny, flabby men disgust me as well. It's just that the average skinny, titless fridge of a woman pisses me off because she's ruining my arousal. On average I'd rather look at a naked man and a (partially) clothed woman. I entertained the thought for a bit that I was bi, but I've never felt arousal looking at men, or ever felt any attraction to them, so I shot it down.
Personally I think it's because I'm so out of touch with reality, that I judge the human form based on ideals. The male form is what I'd like to be, so I prefer looking at its specimens because I'm self-inserting and imagining myself as that person. The female form, being the object of my sexual desire, has to satisfy my Madonna and prostitute complex and cater to my tastes, thus being held to a higher standard. And seeing as most people are average to low, I do not enjoy looking at naked women because they shatter that ideal. Clothes help because they project an identity onto that ideal.
Maybe I'm just autistic. But when I search for porn to jerk off to, I always look for heels and lingeries, gloves if possible and all that. When I get all hot and bothered and jerk off to a celeb, it's always a pic of her dolled up in a dress with opera gloves or with a suit; never some nude. I find the human form disgusting on most people. I spend as much time as possible clothed. I love clothes. I am a fan of fashions. I think only the most perfect of bodies can, and should be, seen nude. It's not about some puritanical notion, but an aesthetical one. Honestly, ever since I was little, I wanted to wear a mask.
If you think about it a straight man is simply a high functioning gay man because he can get beyond the disgust of fricking a feminine body shape to create babies. It’s something that not many men can do without major drugs or alcohol.
The most moronic thing ive read here.
The most intelligent thing I’ve read here
The duality of man sometimes crosses together in a beautiful form, where peace is achieved through multicorrect opinionations.
thats the only part about sex that isnt exaggerated. u're gay
She ugly ngl
Too skinny too
Is Sherlock gay? Autistic? Or a psychopath?
Too smart for sex, just like me.
this is the face all british men make when they see a nude female
And how would you know
I exclusively watch British pornography and pay most attention to the men's' facial expressions
There's only one british porn star I know, and that's Danny D.
Yeah I only watch his stuff
lara pulver was fricking kino tho
perfect figure
plus the closet homosexuals here cant handle a a stern-looking woman
She was hotter in the last Underworld.
INFINITE TIME ON A LOOP. YOU AND ME, FOREVER. YOU ARE MY PRISONER.
How come we never got a Sherlock 3 with Downey Jr but got more of this gay show?
BBC shows don't have to care about profits, really. The movies did.
Game of Shadows cost 125 million and made 540 million. It made 4 times its budget. Not a bomb by any means
>an RDJ movie making less than a billion dollars
Not worth the hassle, kiddo. Gotta pump those numbers up so I can buy another yacht.
RDJ doesn’t make billion dollar movies outside Iron Man. His first Sherlock movie made a little bit less at 524 million in 2009
Isn't it in the works?
Is it? About time! How did we get two shit Enola Holmes movies and not Sherlock 3 already!
The sherlock stark movies were just as lame.
It's bizarre how any try to portray Sherlock Holmes nowadays ends up with a redditor holmes full of quips and idiocy.
Pitiful.
cringe sherlock
Henry is the only good one
>mfw I'm so used to seeing his hands shooped small that I can't actually tell whether it's another shoop or if the costumer just gave him a coat that's too long in the arms
He sucked. Sidelined for girl boss sister Holmes even thigh Holmes had a sister
can't believe i watched this show with my parents
the first season was good, wasnt it, anons?
First season and the first episode of the S2 were pure kino.
I can smell her
Damn
My mom did that to me once after I broke a large plate while she was showering. Scarred me for life honestly
Is your mom hot?
I never got why his magic deduction powers didn’t work because she’s naked.
Pale skin-Not outdoors
Well manicured nails-Goes do high in salon in London
Red lipstick: Only one store in London sells it
Guess he is a autistic and his brain melted
>Red lipstick: Only one store in London sells it
kek
He couldn't even take note that she's naked with makeup on?
why are bong women so sexual?
compared to who? US women are fricking prostitutes
UK women are complete fricking prostitutes, just not to UK men. Only to arab men.
I went to France to try to join the French Foreign Legion, ended up broke and crashing with this girl, and we were joking at one point about American and French stereotypes, and she said that Americans are promiscuous, which felt like being told your lifestyle is unhealthy by the street walking prostitute you picked up.
cor what a dirty slag.
Hate when that happens
>Imagine the snail trail
Why the hell do they spend money on adjusting cinematographic angles and editng the stupid sequence when its easier to let the woman wear underwear and shoot the scene in one or two takes?
this is why I hate modern movies/shows, they're conveluted for the sake of being conveluted
she is not supposed to wear underwear she is supposed to be naked and not care. different characterization.
How do people don't die of cringe while watching this?
they have room temp IQs
they literally don't know any better
Bless Moffat and his dom fetish.
Still my favourite episode
>I am not gay
Why does every gay anon say that and the post gay degenerate shit
She knows he's gay and won't do anything.
Why has he never been topped
because watson prefers bottoming
in one word: charisma
True.
I can respect that rathbone is the greatest, but my favorite individual film is still hound of the baskervilles with peter cushing
It has.
Is it any good?
I liked it when I was a kid, so probably not.
This Sherlock is so fricking cringe.
So many zoomers think it’s definitive Sherlock
the problem with sherlock is that writers thought they better than the source material and wanted to subvert us at every turn.
>Moriarty wins and kills himself
>why
>because
>but why
>shut up...
>how did sherlock survive that fall
>it's not important and you're a homosexual for trying to come up clever ideas
>Holy shit hound of baskervilles
>Nevermind it was all a dream
>Moriarty is back from the grave
>Nah just kidding
>THE SPINE CHILLING SLOW BURN FOLLOWED BY A SHYAMALAN TWIST
*SUPERWHOLOCK INTENSIFIES*
Tell me about Irene Adler! Why does she not wear clothes?
Adler? Hmmmmmmm….she’s of the Hebrew persuasion? A daughter of Abraham…
Explains a lot
Houses’ first patient on the show was named Rebecca Adler
Hey, that's Teresa Lisbon
She also gets fricked by the devil
Should have ended it at Season 2. Would have been a legendary show. Now I get repulsed at thought of it.
Anyone seen this kino. Best modern Sherlock Holmes
Wasn't Sherlock a total chud incel who hated women? I remember Watson simping for some poor woman, and Sherlock chided him and gave a lecture on the conniving duplicity of women.
I don’t know where whole gay bromance with Holmes and Watson started. I think Guy Ricci movies
I didn't say he was gay, he just had a very low opinion of women in the books.
Oh, well the original books were written in very Victorian times. culturally, women were viewed poorly. Why weren’t allowed to vote and had zero rights. Era were Freudian theory was popular. Men wanted to frick their mom, women had penis envy
I remember there being a large and loud fan club on Tumblr of women creaming their pants over Sherlock and obsessively writing erotic fan fiction about him and Watson fricking. Wouldn’t be surprised if it bled into the show, the way the people making Hannibal would throw some bones to all the psycho fans lusting for gay romance between the leads.
People got PISSED that the show didn't have them hook up. Accused the show of queer-baiting, it was a whole thing.
I hate homosexuals so much!
Makes sense. A straight man can't think clearly when talking to a naked woman unless he has seen her naked a bunch of times.
>Soviets ended up being a whole frick of a lot worse than the Nazis ever would have dreamed of being.
>posted a bunch of marxists
You're proving my point, yes.
The Enola Gay, but unironic
when a movie shows a womans bare arse (and thigh gap) its a 10/10 for me. sherlock doesnt have the balls to do this
What a sperg
Women with that level of sex drive are not attractive.
best post
/thread
wrong
Most women who CLAIM they have a high libido, still has a lower one than the average man. So it's a made up act and dumb. By all means it really is obnoxious and unattractive.
women with high libido can be very attractive. some of them have a high libido because they are aware of their appeal
Lol no, shut the frick up
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0191886907002772
Got nothing to do with what you said.
there are scores and scores of women that cannot remain faithful because of their high libido. some of these women are highly attractive.
which circles back to the prior false claim that sex drive are not attractive
meant for
Nta and don't agree with him, but unfaithfulness by women is because of lack of pairbond, not high libido. Even a sub 5 bodycount makes a woman much less likely to remain faithful. This effect is not observed in men, who have much higher drive.
speak for yourself homo
low test
Hot take I know. But women are not meant to have a high sex drive. If a woman has a higher sex drive than you…she will become unsatisfied and you will become tired by the unwanted sex. The same is not true in reverse. So yeh…le succubus fantasy only exists in the minds of coomers who have never touched a woman. Sex is meant to be hard to acquire, even for married men. It’s what gets your ass up in the morning and contribute to society. But since most posters here have nothing to contribute nor have touched a woman, I can see why they think have feminine fantasies about sex.
Women with really high sex drive are usually bat shit crazy. Likely molested when they were young. You are correct that women generally do not have sex drive or a male. Women claim they do but it’s bullshit. Why such thing as lesbian pillow death. When don’t have high testosterone sex drive dies. Women feed off male high T and puts them in the mood. Women do get a high sex drive in 30s because nature last ditch effort for a female to get pregnant before menopause. Women do get a higher sex driver older get because post menopause their testosterone begins to rise. Why her stories of her elderly homes being frick houses
Holy ESL Batman
English is language I speak
Holy shit you must be gay
that show sucked it was for moronic nerds
Autistic women mostly. Seeing an exhibitionist ‘le strong woman’ make the genius protagonist stumble over themselves is like crack for tumblr posters
Has a woman suddenly appeared naked in front of you before? It's quite unnerving.
Unless you are coomer brained, your reaction should always be that of unmitigated disgust. Being unnerved is the reaction they want.
You are gay.
A woman showing off her body unannounced is unwomanly. So quite the opposite. Enjoying it makes you a sex addled gay.
it's not unwomanly it's just not very conservative
also
>enjoying a naked woman's body makes you a gay
>comonnow.jpeg
>"This Taboo thing sounds interesting..."
>Google "BBC Taboo"
>"Goddammit"
>Google "BBC series Taboo"
Mmh, I have a use for you
BBC shows are so fricking shit compared to ITV & C4.
are the original arthur conan doyle stories any good?
No, they just became an instant cultural touchstone by pure chance, it had nothing to do with them being good.
They're kino
It should be illegal for women to wear clothes. They should be naked and leashed at all times.
don't forget free use!
the frick you say
>meanwhile American Sherlock is just a heroin addict
Art imitates life.
Hey, leave this show alone, it’s comfy kino and you just watch Lucy Liu prance around in sexy high heels every episode
>Lucy Liu prance around in sexy high heels every episode
I will now watch your show.
That’s pretty much the one thing from the books. Except Conan Doyle didn’t know much about drugs and so had Sherlock injecting cocaine so he could get faded and bliss out on the couch without his mind getting in the way.
>a heroin addict
At least that part is true to the books.
I thought it's Canadian
>Sherlock Holmes 2 comes out
>"Middle School, my dear Watson"
I chuckled
>literally all the main characters are all white
say what you want about the writing, this must be the last good product the bongs ever produced this millenia.
https://iv1.lisimg.com/image/28715376/474full-lara-pulver.jpg
not a fan of small breasts but overall nice body. thin and lythe as god intended
>meanwhille, in japan . . .
>coinflip.gif
My Buddy used to have an exhibitionist gf like that. It got old super fricking fast.
Scene such a woman power fantasy. Just get naked and make the smartest man on the planet
Uncanny how each season is progressively worse in ways you can't possibly expect.
The cocaine special was refreshingly good.
Pure feminist and beta male writers made Holmes some autistic who can’t handle or hated women. Holmes treated women the same way every male in the Victorian age did. He was a gentleman to women but they were not to be taken seriously. Women weren’t allowed to vote or have any real say in anything. This is why feminist seeth at this era. Why made corset image of Victorian oppression
Part of the reason I enjoyed Cavill's Holmes. Not autistic. Not awkward. Respectful of everyone. He just didn't care for suffrage politics and just wanted the women of his family to leave him alone.
That’s exactly how he should be. He didn’t give Watson shit because he liked fricking women. Holmes like ant typical Victorian male didn’t understand why any man would want to spend any length of
time with a woman. They were viewed as having intelligence of a child. Men didn’t stand by their wives as they gave labor. There were in the parlor smoking cigars and having brandy with their male chums. This kind of shit horrifies feminists and their beta cucks
I wish we could post nude scenes here and discuss them.
What’s the best Sherlock Holmes adaption?
Cavil is the best portrayal of the character. Robert Downey Jr had the best story.
They should just make a Netflix show on his Holmes. But Wokeflix won’t do that. All girl bosses and homosexuals.
For me it's Brett