Shrek 2 fricking sucks and I'm tired it's good.

Shrek 2 fricking sucks and I'm tired it's good.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get shrekt

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you missed a few words moron

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >exhausts himself from coping and admits it's good
    based

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Look out, Shrek! He's got a piece!"

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shrek tries to do crowd surfing like a random guy just did, but everyone intentionally moves out the way. He lands on the bichon frise, who wets herself before the crushing
    Some bits are lame

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How would you rewrite the bit?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the bichon frise
      But the dog is seen perfectly fine afterwards

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's only good if you've seen it as a kid and never again.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally the opposite. there's a shit ton of jokes a kid wouldnt get.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those are for the parents who watch it with their kids.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most people on this board agree with you tho. I'm the contrarian for saying it's one of the best animated films ever made, and one of my favourite comedy films.
    Yes I'm a zoomer with a nostalgia boner, don't care, get shrekt

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first movie : lasts exactly 83 minutes without credits

    >second movie : lasts 82 minutes and 50 seconds without credits
    This sequel could've been longer. Only reason it's slightly longer than the first one is because it has a mid credits scene (https://youtu.be/j0aafuAUP0I), unlike the first one.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both 1 and 2 are kinos actually

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I blame Shrek for giving me transformation/corruption fetish.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    u having a stroke m8?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you suck

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It lacks innocence. 95% of the characters are adults.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek 1 works because it was a middle finger to Disney shit. Shrek 2 just set the groundwork for what animated family films would be from that point on. I don’t mean that in a positive way. Shrek 2 blows. Especially compared to the first.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Freudian slip, Shrek 2 is good.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sports Illustrated, Starbucks Coffee, Burger King, Armany Exchange, Barneys New York, Versace, Abercrombie & Fitch, FAO Schwarz, Pottery Barn, Baskin Robbins, Tiphany & Co, Saks Fifth Avenue, Old Navy, GAP Kids, Banana Republic, Tower Records, USPS, E! Entertainment
    All those brands are referenced with slightly altered logos (Pork Illustrated, Farbucks Coffee, Burger Prince, Armany Armoury, Barney's Old York, Versarchery, Abercrombie & Witch, FEE-FI-FO Schwarz, Pewtery Barn, Baskin Robinhood, Epiphany & Co, Saxxon Fifth Avenue, Old Knavery, GAP Queen, Banana Kingdom, Tower of London Records, FFPS, ME! Entertainment)

    >Playboy bunny logo, Beverly Hills sign, Paramount Studios entrance, Rodeo Drive, Angelyne billboard, Hollywood sign, Frisch's Big Boy statue, Burger King paper crown, COPS font, Hollywood bowl, Michael Jackson's crotch grab
    All of them are visually referenced. Frisch's Big Boy is parodied as Friar's Fat Boy.

    >Justin Timberlake, King Charles, Britney Spears, Joan Rivers
    These people are visually referenced. Joan appears as a 3D model

    >From Here to Eternity, Fellowship of the Ring, Spider Man, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Wizard of Oz, The Seven Year Itch, The Shining, Indiana Jones, Mission Impossible, Jurassic Park, Flashdance
    These films are visually referenced. Mission Impossible theme is even heard

    >Parcheesi, Rawhide theme song, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, Mr. Microphone commercial, Shirley Bassey, Bob Barker, Keebler, Pretty Woman, Sanford and Son, Corinthian leather, Mask of El Zorro, Kit-Kat Club
    These are mentioned/referenced in the english dub

    >Ever Fallen in Love, Changes, Holding Out for a Hero, Livin' La Vida Loca
    These songs are heard in cover versions

    >Le Freak, Funkytown, Little Drop of Poison, People Ain't No Good
    These songs are heard as we already knew them before 2004

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and I'm tired it's good.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DreamWorks Pictures is founded in october 1994
    >DreamWorks adquires the pioneer computer animation studio Pacific Data Images at the start of 1996. Said studio hires a lot of new people after that adquisition
    >Antz : october 2, 1998
    >Shrek : may 18, 2001
    >Shrek 2 : may 19, 2004
    This is different from the previous two films. Certainly not as timeless or comfy to watch.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're too old to care about children's entertainment.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There sure is a complete lack of children or even teenagers in this piece of children entertainment.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It bothers me how the King never takes off his crown in the 3 days of screentime he has in the film, or how he wears the same clothes until the night of the 3rd day.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently, he also used the same clothes and had gray hair when Fiona was a baby.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something tells me that Fairy Godmother having those glasses was a late addition. The writers/animators never do anything with her glasses, like having her take them off or put a finger on them.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to admit the live cam salt shaker bit was hilarious tho

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a different time

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when chris farley was originally picked to voice shrek?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Farley was announced to be Shrek on february 97, and he died on december. Myers was announced as the new voice on august 98.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree. Pacing’s off and it ruins the self contained story of shrek 1.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 > 2
    I said what I said.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fairy Godmother is a superficial, vain, materialistic, narcissistic and politically incorrect character. Only redeeming quality is caring for her son, who isn't much better than her.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only redeeming quality is caring for her son
      her redeeming quality is being hot as frick

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    filtered as frick

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