Shrek 5 will never happen

Puss in boots success is the worse thing to happen to Shrek. At first I thought the retcons was cause by laziness but now I realized the retcons happen because they hate Shrek and want him gone.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >> Puss in boots success

    You mean making so little they removed it from theaters?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about? It’s made over 3x it’s cost and is still in theaters

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >> Puss in boots success

        You mean making so little they removed it from theaters?

        Do you guys think the puss in boots sequel is going make more money then the original puss in boots?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They have a policy where if a movie doesn't make enough in its first two weeks, they remove it from theaters and move it to streaming, to save money. That's why it got to streaming services so quickly.
          This doesn't affect overseas theaters though.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It’s not *really* on streaming yet, it’s available to rent for $25 or buy for $30 on a few platforms. And it is still in theaters domestically, I saw it 2 days ago.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You'll notice that a lot of anons here are obsessed with movies staying on theaters and with opening sales, but more often than not either get the numbers completely wrong or flat out lie because they hate whatever they're talking about and want to make it seem as if it's failing in the box office.

        A lot of it stems from anecdotal evidence. To a this lot of people "the theaters in my city removed or reduced screenings" = "ALL theaters WORLDWIDE are REMOVING this movie because it's a FAILURE"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Schizo cope

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"...they hate Shrek and want him gone"
    >latest film literally ends with them going to Far Far Away with the Shrek leitmotif playing in the background as Puss says they're going to see some "old friends"
    take your meds schizo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >they tease far far away at the end of puss because... they just did okay!?
      holy bait

      >It doesn't matter that they shit on Shrek's continuity
      >It doesn't matter that they shit on Shrek's unique artstyle
      >It doesn't matter that they take everything seriously essentially making it another generic cartoon and not what made Shrek unique
      >It doesn't matter that Puss is a PUSSY now

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This, but unironically. I’m excited for Shrek 5 and I hope it has the Spiderverse fight scene animation just so you can seethe more.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I hope the franchise will get even more soulless so YOU would seethe!
          Weird petty flex but ok

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >>It doesn't matter that they shit on Shrek's continuity

        Nope, everything that happens in the new Puss n Boots happens after the last Shrek movie

        >>It doesn't matter that they shit on Shrek's unique artstyle

        You're right, it doesn't matter

        >>It doesn't matter that they take everything seriously essentially making it another generic cartoon and not what made Shrek unique

        Schizo moment

        >>It doesn't matter that Puss is a PUSSY now

        Schizo moment

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Nope, everything that happens in the new Puss n Boots happens after the last Shrek movie
          >What are three bears

          Epic consumer moment

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >What are three bears
            Happy and healthy at the end of the first Shrek movie during the ending dance sequence and whom were never seen again after the fact, thus leaving plenty of room in the long stretch of time between the ending of that film and the beginning of TLW for them to evolve into the characters we see here.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            clearly the ones in Shrek 1 and the ones in Last Wish are just different characters who happen to align with the same original Fairy Tale, kind of like how they had two radically different Rumpelstiltskin's over the course of the Shrek movies

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Conquering your fear of death makes you a pussy
        Well done, western man

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >It doesn't matter that they shit on Shrek's unique artstyle
        Shrek's "unique art style" is just early CGI. Most attempts at high quality assets looked like that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >It doesn't matter that they shit on Shrek's continuity
        The way the Shrek storyline was garbage. It needs a rejuvenation.
        >It doesn't matter that Puss is a PUSSY now
        Puss was a literal b***h in Shrek though.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Only now? Puss was begging Shrek to spare him in their first meeting.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >they tease far far away at the end of puss because... they just did okay!?
    holy bait

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't we had confirmation of Shrek 5 for a good while now?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kys

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    autism thread.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda hatebshrek franchise. I liked prince of Persia movie and wanted a sequel. But when it was released Shrek 3 ws released which was in top while no one watched POP. I always blamed Shrek for that.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek's sucess is the reason Puss in Boots and other franchises happened. Of fricking course they're going to make Shrek 5 a thing. Same for the new Panda movie and who knows what else. I'm betting on them using a new IP like Bad Guys or even a Bad Guys sequel.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Puss in boots success is the worse thing to happen to Shrek.
    Unless they want to make some dumb Shrek Animated Universe I will say no.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Madagascar 4 will never happen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good, I don't want trannies here clapping at the removal of her ass

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We ran out of things to say about PiB 2 a few weeks ago. These threads are nothing but schizophrenic shit.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They're gonna meet Shriek 🙂

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek was always shit

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Shrek 5 will never happen
    Why are you acting like that's a bad thing?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek V will be the DMCV of Cinemaphile

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