SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway?

SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the SAME FACE! Doesn't anybody NOTICE THIS!? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? Nothing! You've done NOTHING! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will! Die, you wage-hiking scum!

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't think i've ever seen a movie better than zoolander, and i've seen at least like fifty movies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i don't think i've ever seen a movie better than zoolander, and i've seen at least like fifty movies
      try land of the lost, evolution or anchorman

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >land of the lost
        this is one of the greatest films ever made and should never be mentioned here. it's too sacred

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anchorman
        It's a damn shame cos I remember this movie being peak when I was a teenager. Modern humour is stemmed so much from the lolrandumb aspect of this and other early 00s improv-driven comedies that on a rewatch it just feels dumb and old, and dare I say, reddit. My gf didn't laugh once the whole movie.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's because Will Ferrell's shtick of being an obnoxious, oblivious moron hadn't been run into the ground yet and he was one of them only people doing it. It didn't stay that way much longer.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was funny because Ferrell was one of the first mainstream guys who did stupid fricking moron..... but somehow cool. Which is something that's easily aped on the surface but actually extremely difficult to do well. Him and his movies are essentially responsible for most of the mid to late 00's "internet humor" which through osmosis and regurgitation became 'reddit humor' that everyone with two brain cells to rub together loathes now because it's so done to death.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I get that. You summed it up pretty well. He was the pioneer of that kind of humour, but unfortunately it (d)evolved into the modern "narwhal bacons at midnight xD" type of shit. It's strange because I really feel like comedy as a genre is completely fricking dead and the 00s was its last hurrah.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think the time could be right for a return to straight man-surrealist comedies like Better off Dead. But writing 'haha and then he acts like a stupid fricking moron but like it's SO AWKWARD/dude weed' is so, so easy to do compared to surrealism and juxtaposition so quite literally 100% of new comedies have elements of Ferrell's routine in them to this day which is why it continues to feel beaten dry and unfunny.

              You would need talented writers and a literal strict ban on ferrell humor/seth rogan 'humor' to try something even a little fresh.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don’t think any of that had to do with Will Ferrell. People always say “this is what led to internet humor” but it’s not true, internet humor was only ever popular amongst children, nerdy teens and adults, and degenerates. The lolrandum stuff is purely thanks to nerdy guys inspired by Monty Python and British comedy, as well as tons of random movies these people quoted like some kind of second language. 99% of these people were never funny, it was just harmless silly crap.

              Anchorman was funny because it had great characters, making fun of the cartoonish ideas of manliness (mustaches, bourbon, oak wood, wearing a suit) while also celebrating it, and it had a great cast. It didn’t even do well in theaters, it became popular after. It was really quotable, which is why it was spread into early memes.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think you're onto something here. This was first time I'd seen Ferrell. Thought he was a genius.

            >anchorman
            It's a damn shame cos I remember this movie being peak when I was a teenager. Modern humour is stemmed so much from the lolrandumb aspect of this and other early 00s improv-driven comedies that on a rewatch it just feels dumb and old, and dare I say, reddit. My gf didn't laugh once the whole movie.

            Comfy movie for me. Best time of my life. And my gf laughed as much as I did.

            the sequel was so fricken shit

            I was shocked at how bad the sequel was.
            There's dogshit. And that movie was worse than dogshit. Saw it a couple years ago. First 5 minutes I knew it was going to be a stinker. Just got worse and worse
            Lowest point was black science man's cameo

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          because your gf is an ugly fat piece of shit

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did my gf kick your dog or something? What the frick's your problem man

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              no it's just a statement

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your girlfriend sounds like she sucks

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          super troopers came out that same year and was ten times funnier, just didn't have the star power.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Runtime 90 mins
      Perfect if you ask me

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The files are IN the computer?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But why male models?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reverse Fifth Element

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Moisture is the essence of wetness.
    and wetness is the essence of beauty.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    obey my dog

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok but he's telling me to cook a bowl of mince and put it on the ground
      that makes no sense

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obey my dong, kid

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont think i've ever seen a movie were i liked this guy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try stranger than fiction if you like drama or casa de mi padre if you like comedies.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SURPRISE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, it's juwes getting away with blackface as per usual.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        109 countries can't be wrong, can they?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All his looks are the same
    Meds now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Ferrari.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        shit taste. Blue Steel all the way

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The kids will say Magnum because it's new and shiny, the old timers will say Blue Steel for nostalgia, and the contrarians will say Ferrari to be different. Leaving the patricians to appreciate the true best look, El Tigre.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >El Tigre

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Le Tigre

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ummmm does anyone think it's time for a WOMAN to replace Mugatu?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Say what you will about Zoolander

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how about you derelick my balls
    how do you respond? (hardmode no blue steel)

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what’s wage hiking? was he trying to kill someone who paid their workers less? that means he’s a good guy right

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it's the opposite, they were trying to increase wages for workers.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    back when Will Ferrell was actually funny

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the sequel was so fricken shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it had it's moments

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thread has to be at least......three times bigger than this!

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But why male models?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ONE LOOK!?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    truly one of the last great kinos, before kino died in a freak gasoline fight accident

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the rare israelite comedy thats actually funny and even the amount of pozz it has is relatively low

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's kinda weird how what basically boils down to the who's who of unfunny nepo-hires somehow managed to make one of the most genuinely funny movies of all time. Will Ferrell especially is about as funny as cot death as a comedian. Always was. Same with the rest of the cast. It's weird.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has a certain surreal feel to it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The central joke of Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson of all people being male models is present throughout yet it is never called attention to in the film itself. Other films would have.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should listen to your buddy Billy Zane

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it!

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can Derelick my balls

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like it as it mocks the fashion industry which is so far up its own ass

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beebs get shot up in the 2nd one which is cool.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Milla Jerkovich is in this movie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Martial arts good!
    Prime Minister of Malaysia bad!

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HAAAAPPYYYYYYY

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