They get free money from the government as long as they diversity. They have become a propaganda arm of the US government. They will never stop making bad movies with multi ethnic heros and mono ethnic white villains.
moronic books noone gives a frick about written by literal whos that 99% of moviegoers never read or care about have a far lower bar to clear than multimillion dollar major movies that are numerical parts to the actual star wars series.
>Star Wars fans will cry endlessly about Sheev coming back but basedface over Spiderlegs Maul because it happened in a cartoon they saw when they were 12
Sheev came back in the EU. The problem is this is a movie, a live action direct sequel, not some book or cartoon or fricking video game you can just ignore like George himself did.
I agree that Sheev coming back to life is bad but the same people who cry about it are the same people who love that Maul canonically survived past Episode 1 and they LOVE george's plan to make him the villain of the sequels
George proved he can frick up too, in lots of massive, very serious ways. Disney wasnt supposed to follow with some more of the worst movies ever fricking made in human history, but they did. They were supposed to make a half decent fricking movie at least once and they couldn't even do that.
TFA actually is half decent if it’s 2015 and you’ve overdosed on hypium
They get free money from the government as long as they diversity. They have become a propaganda arm of the US government. They will never stop making bad movies with multi ethnic heros and mono ethnic white villains.
The Fed is actually running out of their ability to do that. Now don’t get me wrong, they can still print a shitton of dollars, it’s just that if they keep doing it we’ll reach the point where a billion dollars can’t buy a dozen eggs so the nominal values lose all meaning
I don't see why both of those are treated as the same. Having Palpatine coming back to life cheapens the end of RotJ with Vader's sacrifice, and even if it didn't the story's you can make off of the premise of having Imperial remnants fight over the scraps of the Empire by claiming themselves as its heirs were already done several times before.
Maul being alive after being bisected was stupid and unnecessary, but it doesn't cheapen Qui Gon's death in the same way it does Vader because for Qui Gon it was just him doing what he was supposed to do (be a Jedi and fight evil) and he lost his life in the line of upholding that duty, Vader had to outright betray his master and restore balance to the force. Obi Wan "killing" Maul was also essentially him doing his duty rather than him avenging his master. There was no character moment there like there was for Palpatine's "death". Maul obsessing over Obi Wan for ruining his life eventually leading to his own death, and his faint hope of joining back with Palpatine was also really cool to be honest.
I think part of it is also Palpatine returning in his moronic melted fingers body when he looked like a corpse even before he got thrown down the shaft and how the shaft fricking exploded then the death star exploded as well.
And the tragic thing is there was an interesting idea there, with Kylo being slowly possessed by him but not him literally sitting on a fricking throne on a sith planet but as a voldemort style disembodied wraith that is just top evil to die.
I think the implication is that he's just a poorly made clone like in the EU hence all the failed Snoke clones (which are meant to be clones of Palpatine?) I don't think it's ever definitively explained if that's the case, but it's unironically probably JJ trying to do another mystery box.
notice in every one of these threads you always have some homosexual going UMMM BUT STAR WARS DID THAT IN THE PAST AND IT WAS OK THEN???
fricking yidsney apologist fricks
Yeah, that's the joke. There's something almost sinister about this retcon, like it touched a nerve on someone very specific and they wanted it to painted a certain way.
The Empire never made clone troopers, the Republic did. A high-ranking general ordered several million of them under... suspicious... circumstances, but they used them anyway when war broke out. As the war progressed, the Republic fell apart and the bad guys did in the old dogmatic Jedi Order so that they could rule unchallenged and unchecked, which turned the Republic into the Empire.
Less loyalty from general pop if people don't have relatives in the military, Kamino's loyalty was questionable, and general pop's prejudice against clones.
Most importantly though clones are more expensive than recruitment since the government has to pay for feeding and caring for the clones. Some of which will need to be terminated anyways due to defects.
Also clones have a shorter service life than standard recruited men.
I don't think even George knew exactly why, or when, storm troopers became not clones, in fact he made the scene were Jango idiotically bonks his head on a door to mirror the storm trooper doing it in ANH, with the implication being the stormtroopers were still clones as of ANH that did things and had traits that Jango would've done/had. I honestly think George is actually a bit squeamish, and dislikes the idea of the jedi killing ordinary people in large quantities, so in his head the storm troopers and clones and robots were there to avoid that.
>Check it out, you guys! The First Order just showed up!
>Somehow AI threads returned.
>somehow disney still isn't bankrupt
They get free money from the government as long as they diversity. They have become a propaganda arm of the US government. They will never stop making bad movies with multi ethnic heros and mono ethnic white villains.
Fortunately, the central bank system invariably crashes and requires a reset about every 100 years or so.
Palpy's back back again
Palpy's back tell a friend
Guess who's back guess who's back guess who's back guess who's back
(it's Sheev b***h)
It's funny because one of the reasons the EU was lampooned was having Palpatine clones
Actually that's been debunked
moronic books noone gives a frick about written by literal whos that 99% of moviegoers never read or care about have a far lower bar to clear than multimillion dollar major movies that are numerical parts to the actual star wars series.
Somehow, the Jedi returned
It cannot be! The Emperor is dead!
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>Star Wars fans will cry endlessly about Sheev coming back but basedface over Spiderlegs Maul because it happened in a cartoon they saw when they were 12
Sheev came back in the EU. The problem is this is a movie, a live action direct sequel, not some book or cartoon or fricking video game you can just ignore like George himself did.
I agree that Sheev coming back to life is bad but the same people who cry about it are the same people who love that Maul canonically survived past Episode 1 and they LOVE george's plan to make him the villain of the sequels
George proved he can frick up too, in lots of massive, very serious ways. Disney wasnt supposed to follow with some more of the worst movies ever fricking made in human history, but they did. They were supposed to make a half decent fricking movie at least once and they couldn't even do that.
TFA actually is half decent if it’s 2015 and you’ve overdosed on hypium
The Fed is actually running out of their ability to do that. Now don’t get me wrong, they can still print a shitton of dollars, it’s just that if they keep doing it we’ll reach the point where a billion dollars can’t buy a dozen eggs so the nominal values lose all meaning
I don't see why both of those are treated as the same. Having Palpatine coming back to life cheapens the end of RotJ with Vader's sacrifice, and even if it didn't the story's you can make off of the premise of having Imperial remnants fight over the scraps of the Empire by claiming themselves as its heirs were already done several times before.
Maul being alive after being bisected was stupid and unnecessary, but it doesn't cheapen Qui Gon's death in the same way it does Vader because for Qui Gon it was just him doing what he was supposed to do (be a Jedi and fight evil) and he lost his life in the line of upholding that duty, Vader had to outright betray his master and restore balance to the force. Obi Wan "killing" Maul was also essentially him doing his duty rather than him avenging his master. There was no character moment there like there was for Palpatine's "death". Maul obsessing over Obi Wan for ruining his life eventually leading to his own death, and his faint hope of joining back with Palpatine was also really cool to be honest.
I think part of it is also Palpatine returning in his moronic melted fingers body when he looked like a corpse even before he got thrown down the shaft and how the shaft fricking exploded then the death star exploded as well.
And the tragic thing is there was an interesting idea there, with Kylo being slowly possessed by him but not him literally sitting on a fricking throne on a sith planet but as a voldemort style disembodied wraith that is just top evil to die.
I think the implication is that he's just a poorly made clone like in the EU hence all the failed Snoke clones (which are meant to be clones of Palpatine?) I don't think it's ever definitively explained if that's the case, but it's unironically probably JJ trying to do another mystery box.
You can write this shit disney but I dont have to say it.
notice in every one of these threads you always have some homosexual going UMMM BUT STAR WARS DID THAT IN THE PAST AND IT WAS OK THEN???
fricking yidsney apologist fricks
>Dark science, cloning, secrets only the sith knew
But the Kaminoans were expert cloners and they weren't using Sith voodoo.
Yeah, that's the joke. There's something almost sinister about this retcon, like it touched a nerve on someone very specific and they wanted it to painted a certain way.
I don't know much about Star Wars, but way does the Empire stop making clonetroopers if they were so effective?
The Empire never made clone troopers, the Republic did. A high-ranking general ordered several million of them under... suspicious... circumstances, but they used them anyway when war broke out. As the war progressed, the Republic fell apart and the bad guys did in the old dogmatic Jedi Order so that they could rule unchallenged and unchecked, which turned the Republic into the Empire.
>general
Jedi Master, my bad. They all became generals during the war.
Less loyalty from general pop if people don't have relatives in the military, Kamino's loyalty was questionable, and general pop's prejudice against clones.
Most importantly though clones are more expensive than recruitment since the government has to pay for feeding and caring for the clones. Some of which will need to be terminated anyways due to defects.
Also clones have a shorter service life than standard recruited men.
*government had to pay more for feeding and raising the clones during child hood instead of pushing the burden onto parents.
I don't think even George knew exactly why, or when, storm troopers became not clones, in fact he made the scene were Jango idiotically bonks his head on a door to mirror the storm trooper doing it in ANH, with the implication being the stormtroopers were still clones as of ANH that did things and had traits that Jango would've done/had. I honestly think George is actually a bit squeamish, and dislikes the idea of the jedi killing ordinary people in large quantities, so in his head the storm troopers and clones and robots were there to avoid that.
>people actually think this shit is good
lol
lmao, even
>one way or another
Why are they all dressed like Indiana Jones?
Also Was he ever called Palpatine in the original trilogy? I thought he was just "The Emperor".