>sighs

>sighs
What was elastigirls problem?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plap Plap Plap get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant ughhhhh

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    *awakens sexuality of prepubescent males*

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She gave me my bondage fetish with the door trapping scene

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LITTLE WHITE DICKIE
    >DEEP STRETCHY PUSSY
    Many such cases!

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When everyone's a coomer, no one will be.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back then boomer women had a genuine problem with putting on weight. It was before thiccgayging
    I dont know why that would concern her though since she can manipulate her body anyway

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she can manipulate her body anyway
      I believe her resting state is her natural body and any stretching takes energy. So while she can technically stretch herself thin she wants it to be her normal.

      But more importantly I realize that Mr. Incredible is lucky because Elastigirl can morph into any bodytype he wants if he's bored

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        and he doesn't have to worry about his super strength

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Think thier invisible daughter sneaks in when they are having relations?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Big Bob wiener

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well you see before Black person culture and ebonics took over western civilization big asses were considered unattractive by white people.
    Think very carefully on how you respond to this knowledge or you might out your mutt status.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But how are big asses not attractive? Wide hips, thick thighs, thick ass. It's feminine and beautiful. Don't get me wrong I like small asses too but especially as a woman gets older, she looks much better if she fills out a bit. There's obviously a limit, straight up obesity is not attractive and nor are those obscenely huge Black person asses that look like a tumors. But if you don't like PAWGs you are gay as hell.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        men have always liked pawgs
        women are just moronic and only accept trends if they come from media/school/government

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly, women judge themselves by moronic supermodel shit that men don't even like. To be fair, men try to look like roid freaks which is also not what women like, so we can be guilty of that shit. It's pretty gay if you think about it, lifting for the ultimate approval of other roid gym guys.

          >But how are big asses not attractive?
          Fat is not atractive, anon. Big asses usually have incredible amount of fat and stresh marks that are disgusting if you are a normal person.
          There's a reason why cute bubble butts are the norm until leftists took over.

          Fat is attractive to a certain extent. It is like I say, if she end up with cottage cheese legs and also have no muscle tone in order to support any of your fat, it is not hot. If she are obsese, it is not hot. But a nice layer of fat over a healthy and voluptuous frame is attractive.

          Also like I said, women need to fill out as they age. You'll be hard pressed to find a woman over 30 that can still pull off that petite nubile look. As the skin sags it can be helpful for a bit of fat to plump it up again.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But how are big asses not attractive?
        Fat is not atractive, anon. Big asses usually have incredible amount of fat and stresh marks that are disgusting if you are a normal person.
        There's a reason why cute bubble butts are the norm until leftists took over.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Fat is not atractive, anon.
          What do you think breasts are made out of? Let's hear it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            milk

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But how are big asses not attractive?
        Stopped reading there.
        Fat asses are gross. Post skin.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Well you see before Black person culture and ebonics took over western civilization big asses were considered unattractive by white people

      A worse time

      At least diversity brought us one good thing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea where this "white men can't like ass" meme came from. White men, like any normal warm blooded male, have been drawn to breasts, thin waist, AND ass.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why was being super skinny ever attractive? No ass and no breasts. Obesity isn't good but what am I supposed to do with a 90 pound girl?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why was being super skinny ever attractive?
        It never was. Women in Hollywood got gasslit by the gays in makeup and wardrobe into believing they were obese, and since they're the trendsetters for fashion pre-internet, every other woman followed suit.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This makes sense. So the 80s to 00s trend of being super skinny was a blip, not the historical norm.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You see the gay trolling in full display nowadays with so many actresses getting buccal fat removal to look like gaunt statues, but Hollywood has lost its cultural impact so only women living in that bubble are doing that moronic surgery. Normies are getting BBL's to be instagram famous.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, have you seen the music videos for ass centric songs from the 90's? Baby got Back is from 92 and Let Me See that Thong is from 99, in those music videos every black woman is fit and has a reasonably sized butt that a woman would have from being active. There was an inflection point some time in the 2000's, which I believe lines up with women getting an access to the internet.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no problem. useless thread. stop being a horny homosexual. kys and gtfo.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    surprised the helen parr fanfiction poster hasn't materialized in this thread

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    only western cartoons give moms HUGE birthing hips

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a time, not so long ago, where girls made fun of each other for having fat asses. You listen to Baby Got Back and he's having to "confess" that he likes girls with big butts. Somewhere along the line something changed, maybe Kim Kardashian, maybe the herald of the end times, but it changed and now if you don't have a baboon ass you get made fun of.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the sexual marketplace is more fake than hollywood

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that’s a good thing! Now all the cute petite girls are insecure. That’s where I come in.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked fat ass girls before I heard of Kim Kardashian. Would slap my classmate's fat ass.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like a nice big ass myself, but that kardashian c**t's ass is so painfully fake

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did girls never squat or do that weird pelvic thrust exercise 20 years ago? Because that's all they do now. I might see a girl on a bench press a few times a month.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Incredibles was made in the weird time when women somehow thought having a phat ass is a bad thing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she doesn’t have a fat ass she just has a moronic weird looking body
      no woman would want to look like that today still

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she doesn’t have a fat ass she just has a moronic weird looking body
        That's just the style of the movie. She specifically sighs because she thinks her ass is too fat, just like how Mr Incredible hates being out of shape. The difference is that a thick ass is not something to sigh about. Women are just weird like that because they judge themselves by the spindly malnourished aliens in Vogue magazine rather than taking stock in what men actually like, which is generally a voluptuous figure.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          that’s what i’m saying
          women will NEVER do what a man says is hot but the fricking instant buzzfeed or cnn says sucking dick is empowering they become ghetto gaggers before the 5th grade

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a thick ass is not something to sigh about
          Yes it is. You don't want that shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no woman would want to look like that today still
        except the ones who like to make a shitton of money
        let me think.... uhhh...
        ah yeah

        all of them

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          so they want to have money
          they don’t want to look like that

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >if given the option they'd all look like that
            >"they dont want to look like that"
            dishonest leftie psychos go and stay go

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              they want the result of looking like that
              they don’t actually want to look like that they just want what it nets

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >be a rich b***h with a flat ass
                >be a rich b***h that gets all the men hard and makes other b***hes jealous
                You have no idea how the femoid mind works, which is why you're a weak simp with no personality who easily caves to peer pressure constantly

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                your lack of iq points has caused you to project your sexual inferiority

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument
                I accept your concession

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                my post was my argument
                i am also directly calling you a non white
                what have i conceded?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dishonest psycho who can't give up despite having nothing to add to the topic anymore, very sad

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i accept your concession
                you are not white

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok nonwhite falseflagger

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Much better film than Iron Giant. The characters in that film are likeable and talkin a realistic way, but they have no depth whatsoever (unlike the Incredibles characters. Violet alone has more depth than any Iron Giant character)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >insecure
      >gets more secure
      Is there more than that?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >LITTLE WHITE DICKIE
    >DEEP STRETCHY PUSSY
    Many such cases!

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a different time.
    A time when girls didn't want to have large asses.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how many more npcs will drop in to type this and leave

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Multiple people saying it doesn't make it untrue zoomie.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i never said anything about being true dumb frick dipshit
          im making fun of you for saying what 4 other posts already said

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's true though. The 90's-00's did not treat the hips with respect.
        The woman in fashion was a skinny wastrel who would die during childbirth. Anything else is a fatty.
        We missed out on 2 decades of milkino because Harvey wanted women built like young boys.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          hip to waist ratio has nothing to do with the trend of big asses
          i also never denied anything moron

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish we could ban zoomers.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sorry you like Dachau's runoff instead of a real woman.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Real women don't have gigantic asses.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You like men.
                A straight man would want a woman who can put out plenty of healthy kids and stay alive.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                My sister is skinny with a small ass and she has 3 kids and she is healthy.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                For future shitposting, I would advise against mentioning your sister's ass.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                why? it works to get replies

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hmm.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Incredibles > Ratatouille >>> The Iron Giant
    Bird got better after leaving WB and joining Pixar. Iron Giant is overrated (entertaining and funny first half/annoyingly political and preachy second half)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re a mentally ill troony.
      >Iron Giant >> Incredibles >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sewer rat cooks French cuisine

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's trends. The 50's and 60's were full of full figured women: Marilyn Monroe, Elizabeth Taylor, etc. Magazine and Victoria Secret culture of tjing women as COUNTER culture at first, it was unusual, then it became the norm, and now ot's back to the other way. Go look at any classical painting or sculpture, the women are always full figured, it was never otherwise.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the old burlesque dancers.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or Yvonne de Carlo, who was also a dancer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >full figured
      Woke speak for fat.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She could control her ass size and didn't go large enough

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine strapping her down, sealing her butthole with super glue, and feeding her cabbage until she inflates herself with braps.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    BBLs are the most popular elective surgery in america

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is a difference in hip/waist ratio & ugly fat asses. Big ugly fat asses can trick an idiot into thinking a woman has a good hip/waist ratio, but that doesn't mean they do. There is no way these women today can wipe their own ugly fat asses properly

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This wretched chinksect has to ruin every thread with his disgusting fetish.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is from the early 2000's. At the time thin was in. Love it or hate it, but it wasn't until Instagram came around and fitness hoes taught women all the thot workouts that asses started to be appreciated.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remembered when this aired on television: https://youtu.be/RHN7SuW75nw

    Even then I was like "I would hit that though". I feel like millennials like me always had this exact taste it's just that we now are able to freely come out about it and profess our taste instead of having to fake to like skinny model women which aren't sexually arousing at all.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    not getting drilled by dash enough.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That character design style works better in CGI than in 2D

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This white Argentinian Married 29 year Old built like that was obsessed with me, I'm talking even in front of her husband openly flirting with me

    When i first met him i almost passed out in Fear. Your wife is crazy about me, and Your are here. I was only 22. Very scared of the whole situtation.

    I regret never kissing her, That would've probably made her life

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No idea but blacks look like gorillas and trannies (men) aren’t women.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real israeli/gay psyop was convincing white men that big asses are bad. You poor men were bombarded with models with pancake butts for years.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hot

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >but all the other European beauty standards are based on objective reality, right?
    When you say "European beauty standards" I just imagine a bunch of anorexic blonde chicks and metrosexual Turkish men grinding at an EDM club

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dicklet cope thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even get the logic here

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >helen will never anally vore you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Helen will never stretch her nipple out so you can live in side her boob
      why even live? jdimsa...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want her to analy vore me dick first, meaning she'd have to stretch until her butthole is the entire length of my body as I frick her ass.

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