As an Arab, Jeff Dunham's Ahmad skits are not racist and are quite funny.
I even showed it to a religious college friend and he really liked it (except a part where he said "Allah damn it").
What IS racist, however, is westerners seeing us laugh at it and saying "see? Even THEY can laugh at themselves".
No, we're not laughing at ourselves; we're laughing at terrorists. You thinking we're terrorists is what's racist. Jeff isn't.
I was 8 when the towers came down and even I found it funny, I remember building two towers out of play blocks at school and knocking them over to the amusement of me and my bros. You underestimate how much your country is hated
yes, I'm saying you don't remember what you were actually thinking when you were 8
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I remember thinking "americans are fat and stupid so its good they died" and I still think that, it's a pretty common sentiment around the world
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no you don't remember that
are you going to claim you also hated Black folk when you were 8 like you do now?
that's not how the human brain works at that age
I remember my friend was trying to get laid and needed a wingman. Somehow we ended up in her living room with her mom who made us watch this motherfricker. Anytime we weren’t laughing she’d turn to us and go >god, why aren’t you laughing?? This guy is hilarious!! You guys don’t know comedy!
Here's what went down, okay. I'm standing next to this guy, this entire thing starts off with a sneeze. A sneeze started this entire situation off, okay. I'm standing next to this guy, I don't know this man, I've never met hi before in my life, or in a past life. I can sense this
Standing next to this man, never met him before. He turns towards me and he sneezes like this, he goes, PHWHUUUH!
He actually did like the robot from '85. PHWHUUUUH! Yeah, he turns towards me, and he sneezed. And there was no blockage. There was no hand or the mouth. There was no burying the arm. There's no, the thing where you try to make somebody run away like you're about to turn into a werewolf
Hey, something's happening me to me, grrrra. No. He just wienered and PHWUUUUUH!
Two things happened. First of all, it just, it scared the ever-livin' outta me, okay? I jumped. It was was very audible, very loud. But besides that, just the way the light was hitting this guy's face, debris came out. Alotta stuff
Almost like when you use Windex and you put it on mist mode. You kow mist mode? As oppsed to what other mode, is that laser mode? Does anybody even use that? Is that in case you want to mount a sniper-scope on your Windex and... I got a stain about 8 clicks. (click noise) I am taking the shot. psssst... negative, I missed. I missed the target, I need one more. Psssst. got it. Let's go home boys
I am going to tell you right now, please, when you use the Windex bottle, never put that shit half-way. Always make sure it's lined up. There's no joke here. Don't do that
Bad things happen to good people. I know someone here tonight is going to go home and go, hold on I gotta try this shit. What happens if you don't line it up, I just wanna see. Hold on. What if when you did that a frickin' ghost came out... HAHAH. He told you not to. Hahaha. I am windextorrr. I will clean your souuulll. HAHAAH
He sneezed. Debris. Movement
Okay, now at this point I'm digusted. And I'm grossed out. Okay. I'm grossed o
I remember liking Dane cook as a teen, even remember watching many of his photoshop episodes when I was also learning the program
Watched vicious cycle a few days ago and couldn't make it past the first minutes, how did this guy become popular
I think he really benefited from being the first viral stand up on youtube. Back when your favorites playlist was only college humor, red vs blue, and dane cook
But honestly he's done his penance so I can't even hate on him anymore. Same with Mencia. I don't know how comedian grudges don't have an expiration if they're a result of other comedians instead of cancel culture
Normie comedy is fricking horrific. Go to a big comedy event, it's not funny, you feel compelled to laugh because you're at a social event. Everyone just feels compelled to laugh. It's like being in a herd that's being led into a slaughter house.
Normies just love to laugh. Nobody at my workplace can have a conversation without nervously laughing every other sentence. Maybe the normies were the autistic ones after all.
what do you define as "non normie" comedy
because currently every comedian with a boring podcast that has millions of listeners thinks they're counter culture
Everyone is counterculture because there is no homogenous culture anymore. Someone presents something, it's going to be counter to some groups ideals and sensibilities these days. Those that want to counter that culture would be drawn to it. So we find ourselves in the age of outrage marketing. Want to draw a crowd? Just insult their perceived enemy and be funny about it.
Why are people so obsessed with buttholes now? Fricking NORMIES talk about eating ass more than eating pussy. My grandma will suddenly become a sassy black woman and say "my bootyhole." Millions of men unironically beg and pay for pictures of women's anuses. Who manufactured this idealization of shit filled, disease ridden, inflamed, ready-to-prolapse buttholes and why?
>shit filled
yes >disease ridden
what >inflamed
the >ready-to-prolapse
frick
It sounds like your projecting some of your own fantasies here lad. A good keister needs some loving now and then, it is part of the erogenous zone after all.
A friend showed me this and he thought it was the funniest shit on the planet. This and some coked up Robin Williams doing an interview where he took like 40 minutes to answer one question because he just kept veering off on completely unrelated impressions and a lot of shouting.
I remember the years of people blurting out MAH WAHF at random too and people couldnt stop laughing about it
I try not to be a cynical frick with a stick up my ass, but normie comedy just isn't fricking funny
This shit was so incredibly unfunny and normies acted like it was the most hilarious thing they'd ever seen. One of the kids in my class at the time would not stop fricking quoting this skit
Boomers pissed and shit their pants over this. They even spent $5.99/m to have it as their ringtone.
Funnier than zoomer comedy
whatever you say, gramps.
You have no comedy.
For me to poop on
2000s was a fricking wild time
Americans were openly racists towards arabs and wanted to literally genocide them
you should read what blueanons say about russians, war propaganda works
difference is russians are white (inb4) so the propaganda in this era makes sense where the mainstream wants to kill whitey.
in the 2000s americans were openly racists against arabs and muslims. and now everyone pretends none of this happened
As an Arab, Jeff Dunham's Ahmad skits are not racist and are quite funny.
I even showed it to a religious college friend and he really liked it (except a part where he said "Allah damn it").
What IS racist, however, is westerners seeing us laugh at it and saying "see? Even THEY can laugh at themselves".
No, we're not laughing at ourselves; we're laughing at terrorists. You thinking we're terrorists is what's racist. Jeff isn't.
Every muslim who goes to live in a non-muslim country is a terrorist
Every single nonwhite who lives in an Aryan country is a terrorist
where the heck is Arya?
She's licking my wiener (I wish)
Deep down every muslim was overjoyed when 9/11 happened. You unironically want to bring western civilization down to your barbaric level. Frick you
>Deep down every muslim was overjoyed when 9/11 happened.
The whole world was, mutt
I was 8 when the towers came down and even I found it funny, I remember building two towers out of play blocks at school and knocking them over to the amusement of me and my bros. You underestimate how much your country is hated
You're moronic if you think a child's humor response is related to hatred.
what level of cope is this? you're trying to tell me how I felt as a child? KEK
yes, I'm saying you don't remember what you were actually thinking when you were 8
I remember thinking "americans are fat and stupid so its good they died" and I still think that, it's a pretty common sentiment around the world
no you don't remember that
are you going to claim you also hated Black folk when you were 8 like you do now?
that's not how the human brain works at that age
Non-racist here, very well said.
I talked to Jeff Dunham after one of his shows and he said he hates muslims
I remember my friend was trying to get laid and needed a wingman. Somehow we ended up in her living room with her mom who made us watch this motherfricker. Anytime we weren’t laughing she’d turn to us and go
>god, why aren’t you laughing?? This guy is hilarious!! You guys don’t know comedy!
Did you frick the mom or are you gay.
This didn't happen
Why would I make up such a lame fricking story? It was just a miserable experience and my first encounter with this comedian
one time I watched a marathon of his comedy specials on Comedy Central and it was 100% the same materiel in every special
Here's what went down, okay. I'm standing next to this guy, this entire thing starts off with a sneeze. A sneeze started this entire situation off, okay. I'm standing next to this guy, I don't know this man, I've never met hi before in my life, or in a past life. I can sense this
Standing next to this man, never met him before. He turns towards me and he sneezes like this, he goes, PHWHUUUH!
He actually did like the robot from '85. PHWHUUUUH! Yeah, he turns towards me, and he sneezed. And there was no blockage. There was no hand or the mouth. There was no burying the arm. There's no, the thing where you try to make somebody run away like you're about to turn into a werewolf
Hey, something's happening me to me, grrrra. No. He just wienered and PHWUUUUUH!
Two things happened. First of all, it just, it scared the ever-livin' outta me, okay? I jumped. It was was very audible, very loud. But besides that, just the way the light was hitting this guy's face, debris came out. Alotta stuff
Almost like when you use Windex and you put it on mist mode. You kow mist mode? As oppsed to what other mode, is that laser mode? Does anybody even use that? Is that in case you want to mount a sniper-scope on your Windex and... I got a stain about 8 clicks. (click noise) I am taking the shot. psssst... negative, I missed. I missed the target, I need one more. Psssst. got it. Let's go home boys
I am going to tell you right now, please, when you use the Windex bottle, never put that shit half-way. Always make sure it's lined up. There's no joke here. Don't do that
Bad things happen to good people. I know someone here tonight is going to go home and go, hold on I gotta try this shit. What happens if you don't line it up, I just wanna see. Hold on. What if when you did that a frickin' ghost came out... HAHAH. He told you not to. Hahaha. I am windextorrr. I will clean your souuulll. HAHAAH
He sneezed. Debris. Movement
Okay, now at this point I'm digusted. And I'm grossed out. Okay. I'm grossed o
I remember liking Dane cook as a teen, even remember watching many of his photoshop episodes when I was also learning the program
Watched vicious cycle a few days ago and couldn't make it past the first minutes, how did this guy become popular
I think he really benefited from being the first viral stand up on youtube. Back when your favorites playlist was only college humor, red vs blue, and dane cook
Thank god I avoided that and watched ytps instead
I recommend watching this as a follow up
But honestly he's done his penance so I can't even hate on him anymore. Same with Mencia. I don't know how comedian grudges don't have an expiration if they're a result of other comedians instead of cancel culture
Normie comedy is fricking horrific. Go to a big comedy event, it's not funny, you feel compelled to laugh because you're at a social event. Everyone just feels compelled to laugh. It's like being in a herd that's being led into a slaughter house.
Normies just love to laugh. Nobody at my workplace can have a conversation without nervously laughing every other sentence. Maybe the normies were the autistic ones after all.
what do you define as "non normie" comedy
because currently every comedian with a boring podcast that has millions of listeners thinks they're counter culture
Everyone is counterculture because there is no homogenous culture anymore. Someone presents something, it's going to be counter to some groups ideals and sensibilities these days. Those that want to counter that culture would be drawn to it. So we find ourselves in the age of outrage marketing. Want to draw a crowd? Just insult their perceived enemy and be funny about it.
>there is no homogenous culture
no, there is
most comedians do podcasts
when MOST of a group does something, that is the culture
comedians will yell at you for not laughing or enjoying yourself, it's honestly bizarre tbh
i remember a joke i liked at a comedy club
>i saw my first smart car accident. horrible wreck. awful
>the guy on the bike walked away fine though
meanwhile, zoomer comedy
who's that b***h
Why are people so obsessed with buttholes now? Fricking NORMIES talk about eating ass more than eating pussy. My grandma will suddenly become a sassy black woman and say "my bootyhole." Millions of men unironically beg and pay for pictures of women's anuses. Who manufactured this idealization of shit filled, disease ridden, inflamed, ready-to-prolapse buttholes and why?
some buttholes are very kino
>shit filled
yes
>disease ridden
what
>inflamed
the
>ready-to-prolapse
frick
It sounds like your projecting some of your own fantasies here lad. A good keister needs some loving now and then, it is part of the erogenous zone after all.
jews
Wow that is so unfunny. You should tell me who she is so I can let her know how unfunny she is.
Hahahaha these boomers don't even know who Corinna Kopf is lmao
Update me on the current contrarian talking points Cinemaphile, do we consider jeff dunham funny or not?
the contrarian way would be to say actually HE IS funny
stemming from the original natural reaction to go wow thats literally moronic how do normies love him, kind of like saying the marvel movies are good
A friend showed me this and he thought it was the funniest shit on the planet. This and some coked up Robin Williams doing an interview where he took like 40 minutes to answer one question because he just kept veering off on completely unrelated impressions and a lot of shouting.
I remember the years of people blurting out MAH WAHF at random too and people couldnt stop laughing about it
I try not to be a cynical frick with a stick up my ass, but normie comedy just isn't fricking funny
Borat was pretty funny though but was ruined by normies quoting it constantly. Same deal with Napoleon Dynamite
What ruined Borat for me was learning what a fricking israeli piece of shit Sasha Baron Cohen is.
its still funny on rewatches, youd have to be a humourless c**t not to think so. second one was god awful tho
ITT: People seething at what other people find funny
*afraid to reply*
This shit was so incredibly unfunny and normies acted like it was the most hilarious thing they'd ever seen. One of the kids in my class at the time would not stop fricking quoting this skit
>This caused boomers to shit their pants in laughter.
Peanut was arguably less funny
Woah thanks for telling me what racism is.
You might just be white after all.
the other day i saw jeff in scooby doo and wondered where ahmad was
Why did Carlos Mencia get memory holed? His dedede bit was as unfunny as Jeff Dunham.
This shit is objectively pretty unfunny and boomers just needed a cope pressure valve to deal with 9/11.