That's quite the palindrome of numbers you've got there.
Also: >Look, I know it's been a while. But I'm not gonna get humped... by a giant red gorilla... in space.
>the socks were actually laser guided like Meatwad said
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That scene and the one where he's lying down hiding behind his couch saying >go away. go away. friggin freak. im so tired of this. go away you freak.
Makes me laugh out loud every single time. Carl is so bizarrely relatable at times it's insane, sometimes he's more relatable than any seriously portrayed protagonist.
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>Fryman... I am so sorry... that I can't press charges here.
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>you gonna help me clean up this shake stew? >>No >heh well watch your back!
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>Oh yeah, they found my car. Over by the turnpike, hangin' from a trestle. Yeah the cops said he had a "cup-like body and a straw-like protrusion." You know anybody like that?
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>"Don't go beatin yourself up over this...I mean, it kinda was your fault. But screw it. They're dead and you're not"
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That is how it felt to be a zogbot trying to avoid work calls from NCOs looking for bodies.
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WHAT DO YOU NEED?
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
CAN'T I JUST LIVE HERE, WITHOUT HAVING TO DEAL WITH YOU ANIMALS?!
>YOU DON'T REMEMBER BECAUSE BACK THEN IT WAS ONLY A PROPHECY, BUT NOW IN THE FUTURE, THE PAST HAS OCCURRED!
>you must pay him
. How much? >SEXUALLY! >… wonderful…
That's quite the palindrome of numbers you've got there.
Also: >Look, I know it's been a while. But I'm not gonna get humped... by a giant red gorilla... in space.
>you have -got- to be freaking kidding me >what are you eating >oh this is your uh great great great great great uh...your mother >:(
>the socks were actually laser guided like Meatwad said
TGCPFTF and Turkatron are two of the best characters I've ever seen in comedy.
It's the same kind of narcissistic confidence that you see from IASIP (before it got gay) >they would exit the womb [sic]doussed[sic] in gravy. Gravy filled with the giblets, from a monkey
Fricking hell man lol. I do have a completely fricked head-shape though. I would rather be balding with a good head-shape than just going forward with my fingers crossed like I am atm. If I lose the slightest bit of hair I am screwed.
I'm turning 35 in 6 months, have porn ed, and a receding hairline
Oh you noticed.
See, a lot of water gets wasted during the day flushing the toilet or the bathroom, ya know, so I fill all this up, all I gotta do when I go to the kitchen for lunch is pour it down the sink. Whatever it takes to save the Earth.
Carl's dad is unironically not that bad. >Is there for his son >feeds him dinner >pulled strings for his son >gave him a christmas present >played pretend with his sons present >provides his son with free PPE
He didn't star in porn, those are his fathers personal porno collection in that scene. Carl bonded with his father by jerking off to the porno in that collection judging by his reaction to them almost getting ruined. His father has only ever shown up in scenes maybe 2 times, he is mentioned a few times when Carls mother is around too.
Wop or guinea for these fat slobby Italian guys. These other anons are smoking that moonjuana because Guido is more for younger, fitter, douchey italians.
Shake gasping for air after missing his dive into the pool in the pool seamonster episode always gets me. That and when Carl asks if those clouds are on fire in the Chernobyl grill episode. Such a perfect show.
Look, I’m laying all my cards on the table here. I want us to have an honest relationship. I couldn’t help but notice you got kids…. How tight ARE you?
>oh and you! You're that asswipe roommate of his. Oh if I go down, who will deliver the toys? You? You have no idea how it works... do ya? Don't even have a clue. You know what? Lemme borrow your phone. Ho-ho-h-I'm gonna call, the police
Meat-man. Ever since my son was...never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved. I've always kind of looked at you as...a thing, that I could live next to...in accordance with state laws.
I like how they not only got Bobby to VA but his character also looks exactly like him. It's almost as if Bobby himself actually had to deal with the Aqua Teens off screen and Chase couldn't be bothered to write it in an episode.
>Dante said once they close he's going to take me down to the bridge to watch the sun go down >He's been mean to me all day so this is a pretty nice change
Frylock is the straight man in the early seasons but he becomes as wacky as the rest of them by season 3 or even season2. Good examples include the fry legs episode and total recarl where he just decides to test a deadly experimental toilet on Carl for no reason.
The legs episode is great because we see what might be the most rational, normal character do some of the craziest shit of any of the main cast in any episode.
Why do I find "frylegs" scary and disgusting? Its a episode I legit skip when I do a full rewatch and I dont even skip the bananaplanet one, what gives?
>scary and disgusting
Because it's scary and disgusting lol. The humor (to me at least) is that Frylock for once is the cause of the depravity. For what it's worth the episode where Santa has to get the soccer ball skin graft is hard for me to watch lol.
Yes but he feels really off character like full blown sadist psychopath instead of a funny unhinged lunatic, like a diet version of master shake with more empathy, strange episodes indeed.
Im not a credits nut so maybe writters are the cause but who knows, it is well known that writters sometimes forget how a character is supossed to act.
What he said. It's Frylock showing that he's Shake and Meatwad-tier fricking stupid despite being the super genius. Fricking food monsters.
Bananaplanet is just boring so you should skip that. Would have nailed a joke if it said "Black person" >Where'd that Black person get enough food for four turds?
The VA is gold
Yes but he feels really off character like full blown sadist psychopath instead of a funny unhinged lunatic, like a diet version of master shake with more empathy, strange episodes indeed.
Im not a credits nut so maybe writters are the cause but who knows, it is well known that writters sometimes forget how a character is supossed to act.
I think episodes like that exist just to reinforce the idea that continuity in this universe only exists when they want it to and/or when it's funny.
I've got no fricking clue what's actually right, but Frylegs showing he's the same as Shake and Meat sorta plays in with the first episode. They're food monsters. And Carl works outta the home.
>Oh crap, hide >Hide from what? >Just play it off as a joke >From uh...from uh...you know...black people been running around here >That's not really a joke, Carl >Come on man, I'm trying
>I had to pull a lot of strings to get them to hire an 8 year old!
i laugh everytim
Don’t get too attached to it, Aladdin. It’s about to be magical flying dinner.
>Yeah, I remember da eating cahpet paht. Not so much the robots and the lasers.
>YOU DON'T REMEMBER BECAUSE BACK THEN IT WAS ONLY A PROPHECY, BUT NOW IN THE FUTURE, THE PAST HAS OCCURRED!
>you must pay him
. How much?
>SEXUALLY!
>… wonderful…
That's quite the palindrome of numbers you've got there.
Also:
>Look, I know it's been a while. But I'm not gonna get humped... by a giant red gorilla... in space.
>you have -got- to be freaking kidding me
>what are you eating
>oh this is your uh great great great great great uh...your mother >:(
>the socks were actually laser guided like Meatwad said
That scene and the one where he's lying down hiding behind his couch saying
>go away. go away. friggin freak. im so tired of this. go away you freak.
Makes me laugh out loud every single time. Carl is so bizarrely relatable at times it's insane, sometimes he's more relatable than any seriously portrayed protagonist.
>Fryman... I am so sorry... that I can't press charges here.
>you gonna help me clean up this shake stew?
>>No
>heh well watch your back!
>Oh yeah, they found my car. Over by the turnpike, hangin' from a trestle. Yeah the cops said he had a "cup-like body and a straw-like protrusion." You know anybody like that?
>"Don't go beatin yourself up over this...I mean, it kinda was your fault. But screw it. They're dead and you're not"
That is how it felt to be a zogbot trying to avoid work calls from NCOs looking for bodies.
WHAT DO YOU NEED?
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
CAN'T I JUST LIVE HERE, WITHOUT HAVING TO DEAL WITH YOU ANIMALS?!
TGCPFTF and Turkatron are two of the best characters I've ever seen in comedy.
It's the same kind of narcissistic confidence that you see from IASIP (before it got gay)
>they would exit the womb [sic]doussed[sic] in gravy. Gravy filled with the giblets, from a monkey
The best part of that weird speech was the ending
“And Then the chickens killed me. Of course you can understand why I would dislike them for that.”
no not like that, you gotta boil it first
PUT YA MASK ON AND STOP CRYIN!
Ya haff ta BOYL it
>Hey, who's your dead friend? He's dead.
it's south bronx PARADISE baby!
>That's just dead weight!
it's amazing carl didn't turn out worse, considering his childhood
>It's Berber, that's an industry term
Carl, might want to be careful, Dracula is out there.
You got to boil it.
My hair is literally like this.
It’s over
Same and in my early twenties no less.
I have a full head of hair but Im 36 and still here. Which is worse?
You had a life, it never began for us.
Fricking hell man lol. I do have a completely fricked head-shape though. I would rather be balding with a good head-shape than just going forward with my fingers crossed like I am atm. If I lose the slightest bit of hair I am screwed.
Porn ED? Out of curiosity, you on SSRI's? I was
I'm turning 35 in 6 months, have porn ed, and a receding hairline
37
I'm becoming him but I dont mind
literally me
Oh you noticed.
See, a lot of water gets wasted during the day flushing the toilet or the bathroom, ya know, so I fill all this up, all I gotta do when I go to the kitchen for lunch is pour it down the sink. Whatever it takes to save the Earth.
Eight dollars? I don’t think the bank will take all this!
Look it's like a flyin magic carpet there!
Settle down, Aladdin.
"Oh boy oh boy I hope this is a new mommy!"
Yeah it's not
Carl's dad is unironically not that bad.
>Is there for his son
>feeds him dinner
>pulled strings for his son
>gave him a christmas present
>played pretend with his sons present
>provides his son with free PPE
He's a good dad. Prove me wrong.
He’s also a famous pornographic actor according to the episode Global Grilling
>No, dad. All dose money shots!
>famous pornographic actor
Incorrect.
>My father's amateur porno!
>I love you, dad! And all those money shots.
He didn't star in porn, those are his fathers personal porno collection in that scene. Carl bonded with his father by jerking off to the porno in that collection judging by his reaction to them almost getting ruined. His father has only ever shown up in scenes maybe 2 times, he is mentioned a few times when Carls mother is around too.
The fact she was at a VA hospital implies he was in the military as well. He was a well rounded individual.
>no my dad's amateur porno tapes
>goes down
>comes up with tapes stacked on his head
>I love you dad
You put on your work boots and your respirator!
>I don't want to make ends meet
is anyone else thrown off by the new animation?
You gotta boil it first until the glue gets soft
Whoa, what do we got here? Some sorta gangbang?
When the second guy instantly refers to Carl as his friend after this is the most wholesome moment of the entire show.
YOU DON'T TALK TO MY FRIEND LIKE THAT YOU DUMB GUINEA!
Your car is badass
Too bad you're a pussy.
how is this stereotype called? Im not burguer but we do have them here too, same outfits even now after so many years
I don't live near people like this, so someone else might have a more specific/accurate label, but I think of them as "guidos".
In Chicago, they’re called Polaks.
In America people like that are generally Italian American or people with the same culture and are called guidos (gwee doh)
You're not even American moron
I am, I'm from Baltimore.
What made you think I wasn't?
Wop or guinea for these fat slobby Italian guys. These other anons are smoking that moonjuana because Guido is more for younger, fitter, douchey italians.
Carl is a Polak though. Brutananadilewski- “you ain’t gonna pronounce dat right. Just put Smith. It don’t matter.”
Similar to chavs, bogans or gopniks but they also hoon or drive flashy cars.
>It's Dusty Bazongas!
Carl's running animation is pure art.
I like the small details, such as when the trees hold him upside down he still has his hands on his hips. Or when he falls down face first lmao
Tonight you will get your dick ripped off
>Carl beating the shit out of Shake in the newest season
The new writers seem to know nothing about Carls relationship with the aqua teens.
BRUCHETTA
BRUCHETTA NIGHTS
>I'm also being sued by EMI Records for ripping off Big City Nights note-for-note.
>you ever hear that song?
>>only cause you play it all the damn time!
>I know. It’s great but I changed it slightly just to make it mine
I would love to own the interplanetary insanitarium t-shirt. For once in my life I desperately want merch of something.
THE GORN LORD
“Cool. I wanna get raped by an octopus!”
MUDFLAPS
RECROOM
TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURD
Shake gasping for air after missing his dive into the pool in the pool seamonster episode always gets me. That and when Carl asks if those clouds are on fire in the Chernobyl grill episode. Such a perfect show.
Look, I’m laying all my cards on the table here. I want us to have an honest relationship. I couldn’t help but notice you got kids…. How tight ARE you?
>it's a Master Shake loses episode
kino
>tonight
>you
what did he mean by this?
it's like he's threatenin' me or sumfin'
>the machine took my money.
>it did WHAT to my son!?
>seduces the boy’s mother by aggressively fighting with the claw machine before smashing it.
I can do the same thing to the condom dispenser at the service station IF that is what you want
I've actually had to do this and yell at a bum who kept asking me for gas money.
>unfortunately he didn't kill me
>no its an egg all! I got it from the ass of this weird flightless bird I met and you don't know him
>oh... well, I don't have those
>... YOU MUST!
>PICKUP THAT PHONE, OR I WILL UNLEASH THE VENOM!
Homeless chicks. They'll do anything for sheltah
>oh and you! You're that asswipe roommate of his. Oh if I go down, who will deliver the toys? You? You have no idea how it works... do ya? Don't even have a clue. You know what? Lemme borrow your phone. Ho-ho-h-I'm gonna call, the police
>it’s a toy brain not a toy train
>>just give it to him. Little Jimmy ain’t the brightest
>We gonna finish up America, then we do Europe, then you knock out the Middle East yourself
>FRICK YOU
>CRY ME A RIVER, b***h
>i'm sorry, he just woke me up, and it pisses me off...
>you left my kids at home alone?
Of course not. I let them come with me. I’m just telling you a lie so I ain’t get in no trouble.
Meat-man. Ever since my son was...never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved. I've always kind of looked at you as...a thing, that I could live next to...in accordance with state laws.
>It's your lucky day, fruitcup.
Then how come I lost all them damn bets, huh you dumb guinea?
>Carl tap his kneecaps
>hits him with a bat three times in the stomach
This is one of my absolute favorites.
>Help me up...bitch...then I'm OUT OF HERE...
WHAT'S THAT, CUP?! SAY THAT AGAIN, CUP!
I love this episode because it shows Carl and Meatwad being friends. I like it when they hang out. The Willie Nelson spider episode is another one.
Best part is it's fricking Pussy and Bacala and they aren't even in the fricking credits.
I like how they not only got Bobby to VA but his character also looks exactly like him. It's almost as if Bobby himself actually had to deal with the Aqua Teens off screen and Chase couldn't be bothered to write it in an episode.
>Dante said once they close he's going to take me down to the bridge to watch the sun go down
>He's been mean to me all day so this is a pretty nice change
>I am the ghost of christmas past, and I've come to show you what christmas was like
>... alright
>I use this for my teeth and my hair.
>Oh yeah I forgot, I live next to a third world hell hole.
>Impossible! It can only be destroyed by Za ancient bone spear of ZUMAKALIS!
>>yeah… or anything sharp really…
>Honestly you can probably just leave him alone and he'll run out of batteries soon
We have finally traveled the galaxy… in order to obtain free cable!
THEY HAVE MOHAWK AND WHEELCHAIR, WE ARE NOT GETTING SUED
ITZ ZA FAR GATE. MAYBE I SHOULD PUT A MOHAWK AND VEEL CHAIR ON IT IF YOU STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND!
I liked that in the newest episode you could see Oglethorpe briefly in a cameo among the slaves rounded up to build the pyramid.
>You look at him and tell me there's a god.
I DID know something I didn't.
>if I woke up looking like that, I would run to the nearest living thing and kill it.
>Why do you disappoint me? Second by second you waste my time
>Master Your Finances and $HAKE IT UP!
getting finance advice from shake is almost exactly like getting finance advice from Cinemaphile
T. dipshit that bet purple not orange
When the crowd zigs, Master Shake zags
Aqua teen is a strange one to watch around the holidays because there are so many Christmas episodes
>Alright. We’re rocking around the Christmas tree. Any requests?
>>yeah, shut up!
>what is it?
>>a stick
>oh good
the DRIZZLE
>boob heheheheh that's funny. Go ahead and hand me the phone so I can call the police.
Frylock is framed as the straight man but Carl is the realistic straight man.
Frylock is the straight man in the early seasons but he becomes as wacky as the rest of them by season 3 or even season2. Good examples include the fry legs episode and total recarl where he just decides to test a deadly experimental toilet on Carl for no reason.
The legs episode is great because we see what might be the most rational, normal character do some of the craziest shit of any of the main cast in any episode.
Not like that. You gotta boil it first. Soften the glue.
Why do I find "frylegs" scary and disgusting? Its a episode I legit skip when I do a full rewatch and I dont even skip the bananaplanet one, what gives?
>scary and disgusting
Because it's scary and disgusting lol. The humor (to me at least) is that Frylock for once is the cause of the depravity. For what it's worth the episode where Santa has to get the soccer ball skin graft is hard for me to watch lol.
Yes but he feels really off character like full blown sadist psychopath instead of a funny unhinged lunatic, like a diet version of master shake with more empathy, strange episodes indeed.
Im not a credits nut so maybe writters are the cause but who knows, it is well known that writters sometimes forget how a character is supossed to act.
What he said. It's Frylock showing that he's Shake and Meatwad-tier fricking stupid despite being the super genius. Fricking food monsters.
Bananaplanet is just boring so you should skip that. Would have nailed a joke if it said "Black person"
>Where'd that Black person get enough food for four turds?
The VA is gold
I think episodes like that exist just to reinforce the idea that continuity in this universe only exists when they want it to and/or when it's funny.
I've got no fricking clue what's actually right, but Frylegs showing he's the same as Shake and Meat sorta plays in with the first episode. They're food monsters. And Carl works outta the home.
>that one episode where carl spends an entire week creampieing a thick milf
damn
Yeah. We never made the Eddie money concert. We got caught up in a concert of our own. Your mom plays a mean skin flute. Hehehehe
Would you live in the ATHF universe if you could? On the one hand it’s filled with monsters but on the other you can regenerate endlessly like Carl.
I wanna rock your body (to the break of dawn)
>Yeah baby, it's like poetry.
>And if you look closely it says “hot dong” with an arrow pointing downwards
Yeah this isn’t an infomercial for your dick!
>Oh crap, hide
>Hide from what?
>Just play it off as a joke
>From uh...from uh...you know...black people been running around here
>That's not really a joke, Carl
>Come on man, I'm trying
Just looking at my Gucci, looking for the hoochy. Yeah tryna get some coochy
Your friends pornography is infinitely excellent but his dresser is infinitely boring. Burn it.
>but Carl keeps all his clothes in there!
*ignigknot holds up porno mag*
These girls are naked and they are quite happy. In fact, they are kissing each other. Don’t you want Carl to be infinitely kissed?