>Simon Spurrier returns to Hellblazer. >It's also a crossover with Sandman and Alec Holland Swamp Thing

>Simon Spurrier returns to Hellblazer
>It's also a crossover with Sandman and Alec Holland Swamp Thing

Are you hype?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >“In John Constantine, Hellblazer: Dead in America, John has cheated death once again, but his heart’s not beating, his body is decaying, and he, his friend Nat, and his son Noah are on the run in America, wanted for murder.

    >Naturally, it’s all John’s fault — it always is. But as it turns out, Dream himself needs John’s help. Something terrible has taken root in America, and it’s using the sand from Dream’s pouch to impose its will. If John can put a stop to it, he might be able to parlay that favor into a chance to save all their lives — but he’s going to need help from someone he hasn’t spoken to in years. Someone he wasn’t always … all that kind to. Someone … or some … Thing?”

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I read the first arc of Sandman after I watched the Netflix show and liked the diner episode so now I’m going to write a whole Constantine story about it
      I hate modern comic writers with a searing passion

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >something
      Hellboy?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's obviously refers to Spawn.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >something
          Hellboy?

          Are you moronic? It’s clearly Ben Grimm. Gosh Cinemaphile really doesn’t read comics!! GOSH!

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. I’ve never liked spurrier but I had particular disdain for his approach to John. I don’t like how anyone writes Alec either these days.

    I fully expect them to end up making out like Straight Dave in Bruno

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not really, I always saw Spurrier as diet Jamie Delano.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't that pretty much every Hellblazer writer though?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's Garth Ennis, but his run is actually pretty shit since its just MUH KIT, MUH PUBS and MUH FIRST OF THE FALLEN.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >MUH PUBS
          What's wrong with that

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's get boring very quick because its just Ennis having John waste time by meandering about life and whether he can balance his "job" and life with Kit. Jamie Delano is a honest to God Anglo but his run didn't have John running down the street for pies and beer every other issue.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, but he had John runaway with stinking hippies which is even worse.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Trash gravitates to trash.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Heh. Cheers, m8.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and everyone hated that arc, what of it?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ennis read the issue where John had a breakdown knowing he had to taint Zed and thought "gee wouldn't it be cool if I did that but for five issues?"

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Delano' run was mostly boring too.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how Cinemaphilepraised the frick out of Spurrier's Hellblazer and were getting all pissy about DC canceling it despite it being the worst selling Constantine ongoing and now that DC is giving him another go despite knowing full well that it's not going to sell well Cinemaphile suddenly thinks his run was cancer. You deserve to see your precious industry swallowed up by manga.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You deserve to see your precious industry swallowed up by manga.
      Cry about it. Hellblazer stopped being good when it became Vertigo.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ngl I never read Hellblazer, I just know picrel is from it

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never got this scene. John IS some kinda homosexual, especially in that fricking run.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just love the reverse shot of him standing like that as he says, "No. Why you ask?"
          Cause we all know... he is.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Funny how Cinemaphilepraised the frick out of Spurrier's Hellblazer
      Shills come here and pump up every run for the first few arcs then disappear when sales don’t reflect the faux praise.

      Nobody actually likes any of the garbage the big 2 put out.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure thing, gayget.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Spell it correctly if you’d like to fit in, fancypants

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're no homosexual, you're a gayget.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does my girl Tefe appear?

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know man, I generally like Spurrier, and I'm really liking Damn Them All, but I started reading his Sandman Universe Hellblazer run and I'm not loving it.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what runs outside of Ennis are essential? I liked the Ennis run but I didn't love it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Delano's is the quintessential Hellblazer, but I would consider Paul Jenkins and Mike Carey essential too.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you read Moore's Swamp Thing?

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why's the board moving so fast?

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