Correct. I will frequently feign ignorance or stupidity in conversations, only to trick people later, or have a really good comeback in banter. It makes jokes and quips land harder, because people expect them less. It was basically Norm MacDonald's strategy, RIP.
Literally 99.99% of all people because we're social creatures.
Also doubly so the person that "sits back and observes" because they're so self-conscious about what to say
Sometimes I see bullshit posted by some moronic anon and it really boils my blood. Humans aren't supposed to use the internet, seeing thousands of opinions from thousands of people every minute is unnatural. In real life there are social rules and social cues people must follow, so you're less likely to see or hear people's unfiltered stupidity.
I'd honestly kill the majority of you if I met you IRL. Even when someone talks about a movie/game that they obviously haven't watched/played themselves and are just parroting what some homosexual said from YouTube - I'd fricking hurt you IRL if you say your stupid shit opinions near me.
Social media really brings the worst of people. I cant stand the lies that were spread by one and another for internet cred. I remember there's a pic of ugly Black person baby that was on my twatter feed for unknown reason back when I still had it. The baby is so fricking ugly, he's not cute at all and he's literally ugly with those lips and nose and early norwood hair, but somehow the replies are filled with words like >such a beautiful baby >that baby is so cute
And all those replies got hundreds of likes, several retweets and favorites. Like these people are fooling themselves, they lied to each other and themselves.
I didnt watch tv series except supernatural and that is more than a decadeago with me having little to no memories about whats going on in that tv series.
But yeah, that's one of the case example on why social media is fricked up for me. It filled with lies, people are scared to actually said something that is honest, and the human interaction in social media is not something natural. I ended up deleting all of my social media accounts for that
You know it's not natural to be so hateful and mean right, normal people don't call babies ugly Black folk. Social media has brought the worst out of you, Cinemaphile is a social media. You are literally saying a baby has an early Norwood hair. Babies come out of the womb balding or without hair all the fricking time and they're known to have weird huge heads. Stop letting shit like racism bring so much hatred in your heart. Stop feeling so much "better" than the norms. You replied to a post about how people just say their moronic opinions on the internet all the time with your own misguided opinion fueled by hatred. You aren't any better than anyone else.
I was just being honest. There's no way a baby born with that little amount of hair and hair 'mapping' like a norwood person, is it wrong if I said he have a norwood? That baby is not cute nor looking normal for a baby and haveing an ugly features on his face, is it wrong if I said that he's ugly? And lastly, yeah I called that baby a Black person because he's black and is there any lies or anything wrong with that?
Its not about beeing different than the norms, not about opinion full of hatred, not about bringing out something worse in me. I was just being honest, and that is honesty, it brings dissatisfaction, anger, and thousands of question to anyone that was exposed to it. My opinion is not full of hatred, its full of honesty, honesty in describing what I saw and what do I feel about it. If this was a social media, I would said that baby looks like an angel coming down from heaven, and everyone will suck my lies like it was a penis and internet points coming out from it.
And no anon, this site is not a social media, I mean I know its a long time jokes that were passed around in here, but 4chud, just in case you dont know about it, is an imageboard.
5 months ago
Anonymous
It is a social media you dipshit. Google the definition of it for me real quickly. Though i guess your so culturally and socially removed (doesnt watch tv? On a tv board?) That you may not understand these things.
Your opinion is full of hatred. People aren't lying when they say the baby is beautiful. These people don't have thoughts like yours in their head. They don't see a black person and think "Black person" they don't see a normal baby's head and think "norwood" you are seriously deranged Anon and I'm not going to entertain your delusions anymore. Social media has brought out the worst of you and it's sad. When you were born your mom didn't see as ugly or hateful, she saw you as a light of joy like how that mother sees her new baby. Seriously anon, this behavior isn't normal.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>being a whiny moralgay on here of all places
ngmi
5 months ago
Anonymous
That's called honesty. You might not be satisfied by it and that's fine. I wouldn't force such things to someone that is constantly putting himself in a situation where bad is good and ugliness is a beauty. My opinion is based on what I saw, I saw ugly things I called that things ugly. I saw a cute cat then i say that the cat is cute. Its simple, its shrimple.
And no, I do not watch television series, I watch /film/
>be lanklet >decide to fix posture >walk with back straight >shoulders tight >head high >bulldoze through a small child because i literally didn't see him >mom starts giving me shit >i drop my spaghetti and fast walk away
>Come home from work at the wage factory >Walk through the door to several kids running around screaming, notice one has a huge bump on his head >Wife comes in and begins screaming about some man who kicked my son over >The guy didn't even talk to her, just walked away without a word >Try to calm her down, say everything's okay and that the kid doesn't look too badly hurt >She continues screaming about how weak I am, and that at least that butthole had conviction >Go to bed after a burnt but somehow undercooked meal >Overhear my wife quietly frigging herself next to me, I hear her trying to hold in her moans >I just know she's thinking about him >Attempt to let the sweet abyss of sleep overtake me
Could be worse, anon
The morons that make these have never seen violence up close, nevermind human roadkill. The most innocent. The Indian morons making these memes can literally go frick their own enemas.
This guy would call a shit shot and get BOOKED. Put the word out, any Cinemaphileanons shilling this toad-filled show for punk-ass posers get GREENLIT.
it's so cringe when younger people fall for moronic lifestyle cope and you know free will is a meme and their fate is sealed shortly after being randomly generated
Sigma shit is so gay. You all look and sound like gay fricking morons. Normal people talk and laugh and make merry with no thought or effort put into it.
This looks like some wannabe alpha male bullshit but it's honestly good advice, you don't need to get involved in literally everything. Not because you're being le epic cool alpha male, but because you're eventually going to be an adult who doesn't have time for that shit
This is good advice for life in general.
Or at least if you have to react, react on a delay.
I react to everything on variably delayed schedule. Some cringe things I still haven't reacted to like the harlem shake.
I'm not doing that
Start doing that
Yeah if you do that around real life people they will think you're moronic, life is not a movie
If they think you're moronic they will underestimate you.
Checkmate
UNIRONICALLY. just replace the word moronic with stupid or simple and this sudden becomes clearly wise
>they will underestimate you
Are they though?
Correct. I will frequently feign ignorance or stupidity in conversations, only to trick people later, or have a really good comeback in banter. It makes jokes and quips land harder, because people expect them less. It was basically Norm MacDonald's strategy, RIP.
omegalul
back to moron maxxing
>they will think you're moronic
Who cares what other people think?
Literally 99.99% of all people because we're social creatures.
Also doubly so the person that "sits back and observes" because they're so self-conscious about what to say
it's the opposite, i do this and people assume i'm smart
I'd rather be racist.
observe a heckin racism
>*tips fedora*
I'm glad we have self-aware and intelligent posters like this to janny the board
My hats off to you, good gentlesir
It's actually a good advice.
Don't be one of those histrionic morons who won't shut the frick up.
What does this have to do with t’Peaky Bloindahs?
Reminder he killed a horse for being racist
how can a horse be racist
It participated in a race
He asked it if it approved of racial desegregation and it said neigh.
Here's a (You)
He took ivermectin and spreaded misinformation
Me after watching japanese TV
Sometimes I see bullshit posted by some moronic anon and it really boils my blood. Humans aren't supposed to use the internet, seeing thousands of opinions from thousands of people every minute is unnatural. In real life there are social rules and social cues people must follow, so you're less likely to see or hear people's unfiltered stupidity.
I'd honestly kill the majority of you if I met you IRL. Even when someone talks about a movie/game that they obviously haven't watched/played themselves and are just parroting what some homosexual said from YouTube - I'd fricking hurt you IRL if you say your stupid shit opinions near me.
Social media really brings the worst of people. I cant stand the lies that were spread by one and another for internet cred. I remember there's a pic of ugly Black person baby that was on my twatter feed for unknown reason back when I still had it. The baby is so fricking ugly, he's not cute at all and he's literally ugly with those lips and nose and early norwood hair, but somehow the replies are filled with words like
>such a beautiful baby
>that baby is so cute
And all those replies got hundreds of likes, several retweets and favorites. Like these people are fooling themselves, they lied to each other and themselves.
How fricking zoomer are you to think this is a new phenomenon? There's literally an entire Seinfeld episode from 1994 about this ugly baby shit
I didnt watch tv series except supernatural and that is more than a decadeago with me having little to no memories about whats going on in that tv series.
But yeah, that's one of the case example on why social media is fricked up for me. It filled with lies, people are scared to actually said something that is honest, and the human interaction in social media is not something natural. I ended up deleting all of my social media accounts for that
You know it's not natural to be so hateful and mean right, normal people don't call babies ugly Black folk. Social media has brought the worst out of you, Cinemaphile is a social media. You are literally saying a baby has an early Norwood hair. Babies come out of the womb balding or without hair all the fricking time and they're known to have weird huge heads. Stop letting shit like racism bring so much hatred in your heart. Stop feeling so much "better" than the norms. You replied to a post about how people just say their moronic opinions on the internet all the time with your own misguided opinion fueled by hatred. You aren't any better than anyone else.
I was just being honest. There's no way a baby born with that little amount of hair and hair 'mapping' like a norwood person, is it wrong if I said he have a norwood? That baby is not cute nor looking normal for a baby and haveing an ugly features on his face, is it wrong if I said that he's ugly? And lastly, yeah I called that baby a Black person because he's black and is there any lies or anything wrong with that?
Its not about beeing different than the norms, not about opinion full of hatred, not about bringing out something worse in me. I was just being honest, and that is honesty, it brings dissatisfaction, anger, and thousands of question to anyone that was exposed to it. My opinion is not full of hatred, its full of honesty, honesty in describing what I saw and what do I feel about it. If this was a social media, I would said that baby looks like an angel coming down from heaven, and everyone will suck my lies like it was a penis and internet points coming out from it.
And no anon, this site is not a social media, I mean I know its a long time jokes that were passed around in here, but 4chud, just in case you dont know about it, is an imageboard.
It is a social media you dipshit. Google the definition of it for me real quickly. Though i guess your so culturally and socially removed (doesnt watch tv? On a tv board?) That you may not understand these things.
Your opinion is full of hatred. People aren't lying when they say the baby is beautiful. These people don't have thoughts like yours in their head. They don't see a black person and think "Black person" they don't see a normal baby's head and think "norwood" you are seriously deranged Anon and I'm not going to entertain your delusions anymore. Social media has brought out the worst of you and it's sad. When you were born your mom didn't see as ugly or hateful, she saw you as a light of joy like how that mother sees her new baby. Seriously anon, this behavior isn't normal.
>being a whiny moralgay on here of all places
ngmi
That's called honesty. You might not be satisfied by it and that's fine. I wouldn't force such things to someone that is constantly putting himself in a situation where bad is good and ugliness is a beauty. My opinion is based on what I saw, I saw ugly things I called that things ugly. I saw a cute cat then i say that the cat is cute. Its simple, its shrimple.
And no, I do not watch television series, I watch /film/
Racism is the most natural thing in the world.
this is probably the most moronic example you could have chosen for social media "bringing the worst of people"
If anyone unironically defended trans kids and puberty blockers and shit IRL I’d beat them within an inch of their life.
smegma male
blondelashes19
i feel seen
Kek.
>I know who my fake friends are, and who my real ones are
>I don’t have any friends
It do be like that
But what about my reaction channel?
have a nice day
LOL, this loser gets personality traits from TV characters
literally 5 of me
why aren't there sigma males in a/b/o fiction
>Unless you see someone be racist and/or transphobic. Then you have to intervene.
>be lanklet
>decide to fix posture
>walk with back straight
>shoulders tight
>head high
>bulldoze through a small child because i literally didn't see him
>mom starts giving me shit
>i drop my spaghetti and fast walk away
frick
You win some and you lose some, I’ve found
>Come home from work at the wage factory
>Walk through the door to several kids running around screaming, notice one has a huge bump on his head
>Wife comes in and begins screaming about some man who kicked my son over
>The guy didn't even talk to her, just walked away without a word
>Try to calm her down, say everything's okay and that the kid doesn't look too badly hurt
>She continues screaming about how weak I am, and that at least that butthole had conviction
>Go to bed after a burnt but somehow undercooked meal
>Overhear my wife quietly frigging herself next to me, I hear her trying to hold in her moans
>I just know she's thinking about him
>Attempt to let the sweet abyss of sleep overtake me
Could be worse, anon
i WILL start doing that
oh man
the tipping fedora gentleman of gen z has been born
Im so fricking sick of seeing cilian murphy
t. omega male
Where? It's not 2009 anymore
What was that Indian meme that was like this. About “act like an idiot but think like a brilliant”
The morons that make these have never seen violence up close, nevermind human roadkill. The most innocent. The Indian morons making these memes can literally go frick their own enemas.
This guy would call a shit shot and get BOOKED. Put the word out, any Cinemaphileanons shilling this toad-filled show for punk-ass posers get GREENLIT.
>*observes your'e thread*
it's so cringe when younger people fall for moronic lifestyle cope and you know free will is a meme and their fate is sealed shortly after being randomly generated
Literally me in the in every work meeting
feels good to be a gangster haha
Why was season 5 so moronic and why did they kill a major character off camera?
Truth conveyed through a dumb medium 2bh
Sigma shit is so gay. You all look and sound like gay fricking morons. Normal people talk and laugh and make merry with no thought or effort put into it.
Sigma shit is literally a scam for perma online losers.
why is he so kino, bros..
soul
This looks like some wannabe alpha male bullshit but it's honestly good advice, you don't need to get involved in literally everything. Not because you're being le epic cool alpha male, but because you're eventually going to be an adult who doesn't have time for that shit
DO THIS
I did this all throughout school and now I'm 33 with no friends. Nobody ever approached me to talk
This is good advice for life in general.
Or at least if you have to react, react on a delay.
I react to everything on variably delayed schedule. Some cringe things I still haven't reacted to like the harlem shake.
how do i peakyblindermaxx?
civilians just wouldnt get it
You've been "observing" in your parents basement for years now, Kevin. You're 23, it's time to move out.
im actually 32, bum
Start doing this
What video is this from. I always assumed they were parodying something but I can't find any videos resembling these