>Trans studdent atrempts to go into the girls dormitories. >Ear shattering alarms blare trough the entire castle as he is magically barred from entering.
What did godric gryffindor mean by this?
>be rabid leftist author >so leftist that you spend a decade after your last book is released retconning various characters' race and sexuality >still think trans ideology is abdolutely insane >entire leftist fan base that has been using your fiction as a basis for their political argents suddenly hate you and call you a nazi >various actors that owe their fame and fortune to you suddenly throw you under the bus >but no, it's not a cult, it's just staying on the right side of history
The first 2 movies directed by Chris Columbus were great, well spoken English kids going on a magical adventure, it felt like Christmas so to speak. The rest were a drole stretching everything too far, humor was reduced to "look at weird thing haha, ok let's move on", there were a few moments like Alan Rickman's on point acting, but it mostly felt contrite. You gradually see how Hollywood was evolving into the monstrosity it is today.
Honestly the way the poo twins were set up as the pity date for Ron and Harry was kinda mean. Felt like trannies aren't the only thing JKR is based about.
i've known two indian women, both of them hit on me despite being married, and both of them at some point had an almost full fricking moustache, like a full on 30 year old male cowboy moustache. disgusting. also their accents were truly awful to listen to for full work days.
>go out on weekends to get sloshed on "butterbeer" with an 11/10 witch
The only explanation for a lack of non-stop magical orgies is Dumbledore putting a huge anti-frick charm on the castle. It is the only thing that makes it work. Cuz otherwise? Are you kidding me?
thats the reason your two "best" friends went to ask some curry b***hes instead of you. also the only one to ask you out was the gopnik who wanted to frick bri'ish puss.
do you think that bulgarian bull was herminones first?
My ex. She was my high school crush, then we dated briefly and were friends with benefits for awhile and just drifted apart when she suddenly remembers my number a year later, and we catch up for a lunch date. She leaps into my arms, squeezing me tightly, and right as my hand settles onto her ass, she pulls away and introduces her new boyfriend. Who doesn't join us for lunch, he was just dropping her off, but he gives me the look before leaves. A look I forget all about when she's sucking me off in my car later.
yes. she was my younger cousin's friend. she was like 15 and i maybe 22. had a major crush on me. few years later she's legal and tries to confess to me. i completely ignore her out of ignorance. yes this memory makes me want to eat a bullet.
Unf, look at the atmosphere of this picture.
My heart warms just by seeing it.
Friendly young people enjoying themselves. Beautiful ornamented walls decorating the ambient. Their robustness gives a feeling of safety of being there, while the windows let you see outside and scenic surroundings of the Castle during winter.
The fire insided the room warms and makes everyone comfortable - while themselves are wearing comfortable clothes.
No worries about the future, just enjoying the moment.
So beautiful. You could frame this picture.
umm if you like harry potter you are literally transphobic
No cap I detransitioned because I chose Harry Potter over being who I was meant to be.
Take me back bros
>Trans studdent atrempts to go into the girls dormitories.
>Ear shattering alarms blare trough the entire castle as he is magically barred from entering.
What did godric gryffindor mean by this?
I am transphobic but I hate Harry Potter tho
>be rabid leftist author
>so leftist that you spend a decade after your last book is released retconning various characters' race and sexuality
>still think trans ideology is abdolutely insane
>entire leftist fan base that has been using your fiction as a basis for their political argents suddenly hate you and call you a nazi
>various actors that owe their fame and fortune to you suddenly throw you under the bus
>but no, it's not a cult, it's just staying on the right side of history
I hate the franchise, and don't care for trannies, homosexuals, or pedos.
checkmate, gay
Yes, I am phobic of trans
Yea I am
Not true, I always make sure to follow the rules set in this handy guide written by our transgender sisterine
I NEED TO FRICK LUNA LOVEGOOD
That's totally barbaric
David Yates was a mistake
it was the Hispanic who messed everything up
who
Her face was white because Buckbreak (a bird creature) took a shit and Malfoy shoved her into it as a prank.
hunny it's buckbeak not buckbreak
I regret opening that pic
still nobody has told me who is the spic?
Alfonso Cuarón. He directed Prisoner of Azkaban.
Imagine Alfonso Cuaron directing all of that
How soulless will the remakes be?
I hope Rawling sues the frick out of them for using her ideas and completely sabotages them until they don't even resemble Harry Potter.
>he doesn't know remakes were rowling idea after the cast betrayed her
lolz
They sure were
Statistically speaking, Hermione should be black
Wasn't the first Harry Potter book written in like 1995?
And isn't Hermione meant to be intelligent?
The first 2 movies directed by Chris Columbus were great, well spoken English kids going on a magical adventure, it felt like Christmas so to speak. The rest were a drole stretching everything too far, humor was reduced to "look at weird thing haha, ok let's move on", there were a few moments like Alan Rickman's on point acting, but it mostly felt contrite. You gradually see how Hollywood was evolving into the monstrosity it is today.
Chuds, Lefties, and Trannies alike fear the WMIF master race.
harry was such a dumbass, he had that pajeeta wraped up and could have got some easy with a few compliments.
Honestly the way the poo twins were set up as the pity date for Ron and Harry was kinda mean. Felt like trannies aren't the only thing JKR is based about.
once you go currry, you never go back. the smell lingers forever. kinda like you never get the smell out of an indian home.
i've known two indian women, both of them hit on me despite being married, and both of them at some point had an almost full fricking moustache, like a full on 30 year old male cowboy moustache. disgusting. also their accents were truly awful to listen to for full work days.
It felt like Christmas because that lazy butthole just slapped the Home Alone score on to it.
There's like only 3 Black folk in all of the first movie. True magic
The HBO remake is going to be terrible
Who cares. I'm not watching any remakes.
She was so ridiculously beautiful.
>go out on weekends to get sloshed on "butterbeer" with an 11/10 witch
The only explanation for a lack of non-stop magical orgies is Dumbledore putting a huge anti-frick charm on the castle. It is the only thing that makes it work. Cuz otherwise? Are you kidding me?
How insufferable was Hermione that only a handful of boys ever looked her way during all her years at Hogwarts?
thats the reason your two "best" friends went to ask some curry b***hes instead of you. also the only one to ask you out was the gopnik who wanted to frick bri'ish puss.
do you think that bulgarian bull was herminones first?
Half Blood Prince was the only good book in the series and I'm tired of pretending it's not
I'd give her my bookworm if you catch my drift
anon, has a girl ever hugged you like this?
Yes, several girls, young women and old women have hugged me like this. I feel no different then than I do now. Empty.
My ex. She was my high school crush, then we dated briefly and were friends with benefits for awhile and just drifted apart when she suddenly remembers my number a year later, and we catch up for a lunch date. She leaps into my arms, squeezing me tightly, and right as my hand settles onto her ass, she pulls away and introduces her new boyfriend. Who doesn't join us for lunch, he was just dropping her off, but he gives me the look before leaves. A look I forget all about when she's sucking me off in my car later.
nice larp homosexual troony.
Nope, never
yes. she was my younger cousin's friend. she was like 15 and i maybe 22. had a major crush on me. few years later she's legal and tries to confess to me. i completely ignore her out of ignorance. yes this memory makes me want to eat a bullet.
Must be real awkward at Hogwarts now with so many darkies and their stupid soulless holidays shitting up the place.
REMINDER
3,4,5,6,7,8 > 1,2
unironically that's exactly reddit's rankings
>ranking yateslop over SOVLful 1&2
kys
>buzzword buzzword buzzword
i accept your concession.
og Dumbledore was a really shit casting, Michael Gambon was literally perfect casting
4>1>2>3>literal dogshit>7>6>8>5
nothing quite captures the essence of being a child in the early 00s during christmas like hp1
>Buck Break
what did rowling mean by this unironically
Serious Black?
reminder that your ranking is irrelevant if half blood prince isn't at the top
it's actually one of the best shot films ever made
It has the ugliest color grading I've ever seen in a movie.
get a better monitor
Ching Chong is my favorite
Unf, look at the atmosphere of this picture.
My heart warms just by seeing it.
Friendly young people enjoying themselves. Beautiful ornamented walls decorating the ambient. Their robustness gives a feeling of safety of being there, while the windows let you see outside and scenic surroundings of the Castle during winter.
The fire insided the room warms and makes everyone comfortable - while themselves are wearing comfortable clothes.
No worries about the future, just enjoying the moment.
So beautiful. You could frame this picture.
reminder
everyone in this image has given or taken anal.
I dont see how that's relevant to what I wrote
I dont see how that's relevant to what I wrote
I dont see how that's relevant to what I wrote
>kids tv is comfy when you're a kid
What's with HP fanfics and harem and Godlike!Master of Death?