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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was normal

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should've been born Asian bros... parents wouldn't be so laissez faire and make me be a doctor

      https://i.imgur.com/dNluFiH.png

      Simpsons

      How many sqft you guys think? 3200?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Asian girls are completely insane because of it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Peter Peterson

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny how israeli isn't represented...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well it tops out at $100k

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        jews are as good at hiding themselves as they are at controlling everything. two sides of the same coin

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What occurred in 2000 and 2019 to cause such peaks and valleys?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dotcom bubble and COVID

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah you’re right, thanks.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is up with asians

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Artificial selection, only the top percentage of asians are able to emigrate from the east.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is nice and all but it doesn't even show how inflated house prices have become. The Simpsons' house probably would've been $75k to $100k back in the late 80s, it'd be 500k to a million now.

      [...]
      You posted the same shit in the Seinfeld thread, die homosexual

      Ignore and report. That string is essentially "lol u tk him 2 da bar?!" level at this point.

      Boomers had it so easy , must have been nice

      Yeah must've been nice getting literally beat by parents and teachers and getting drafted to go to some jungle then come back to the shittiest economic decade since the Great Depression and having to work 20 years until you hit the promised land and gave your shitheel children the literal peak of human civilization as their childhood before it starts crashing back to earth and the spoiled shit children constantly b***h and moan about how easy it was for their parents because they have to think about paying the student loans for their gender studies degrees they can't get decent jobs for instead of blowing it on toys and their furbabbies.

      >$2000 a month in a small town
      >1 bedroom
      I call bullshit. I live in a small town and I only pay $600 a month for a two bedroom apartment. I use to pay $3500 a month when I lived in San francisco for a shitty 1 bedroom. I work contract from home so I moved back to my hometown to save money.

      He's a wojak avatargay, of course he's full of shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao did you get any participation trophy for losing in vietnam? Lmao salty boomer lmao

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ayy stay triggered zoomber ayy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should've been born Asian bros... parents wouldn't be so laissez faire and make me be a doctor
      [...]
      How many sqft you guys think? 3200?

      Wtf is up with asians

      They have to go back. Repatriation soon

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    let's see Sneeds house

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it wasnt normal, that was the entire point of the frank grimes episode

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need at least an associates degree to be a nuclear technician and safety inspector would be a senior position. Burns might be cheap but he wouldn't be able to get around inspectors and safety drills would be apart of those inspections. Homer was making more than $100k a year easily.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was an ep that showed his paycheck and it was like $400 a week.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which is 98K in 2024, zoomzoom

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But you said Homer WAS making $100k/yearly. WAS meaning back in the 90s. He was making under $30k/year you fricking homosexual

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it would be 40k a year. Still half of what he should have been making.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This dream is dead because we allow women to work and browns to fill oue country in droves
    We more than doubled the workforce. What else was going to happen?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The house was gifted to Homer and they constantly make jokes about his salary.

    How many times are you going to make this thread?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The house was gifted to Homer
      Irrelevant. A nice house in a nice area would have an insane amount of property taxes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not that it matters because the Simpsons changes its lore every season but the original story is that Homer convinced Abe to sell their family home and land (the one Homer grew up in) to give Homer the money to afford the house on the condition that Abe be allowed to live with the family (they put him in a home 2 weeks later).

      As a homeowner the mortgage isn't what makes buying and keeping a home expensive; it's the down payment. With a large enough down payment you can get a mortgage on a nice house cheaper than what rentoids pay each month.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This
        Pre-divorce, I paid about $1700 a month for a mortgage on a 3 bed house in a major city. Now, post-divorce, I pay $2000 a month to rent a 1 bedroom apartment in a small town

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >$2000 a month in a small town
          >1 bedroom
          I call bullshit. I live in a small town and I only pay $600 a month for a two bedroom apartment. I use to pay $3500 a month when I lived in San francisco for a shitty 1 bedroom. I work contract from home so I moved back to my hometown to save money.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I live in CA (bay area)

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >bay area
              >small town
              lol lmao even

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah solano county. Vallejo, vaccaville, Dixon, etc

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s not the Bay Area you moron

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Vallejo literally touches the bay frickface

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_Bay_Area

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I live in the Bay Area and pay my parents $1200 a month in rent at 32 years old. I can’t wait to die

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >In order for the Simpson family to purchase the home, Abraham Simpson II sold his old house and wrote Homer a check for $15,000, allowing Homer to make the down payment on the house.[2] Ned Flanders purchased the property for $101,000 and rented it to the Simpsons when they fell behind on mortgage payments.[3]

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "A FICTIONAL SHOW THAT HAS NO LAWS OF ECONOMICS MEANS YOU SHOULD VOTE LEFT! SO MORE ILLEGALS CAN COME IN AND WORK FOR LESS THAN MINIMUM WAGE TO STAGNATE POOR PEOPLES WAGES, AND USE PUBLIC SERVICES WITHOUT PAYING TAXES!"

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was Flanders work before he open his store?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was a pharmacist.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Homer Simpson started out as a technical supervisor at a nuclear power station, and became the plant safety inspector in Homer's Odyssey.
    We also know that, per Lisa's First Word, Homer couldn't afford the house on his own; Abe had to sell his own house and move into the retirement home in order to help Homer afford the down-payment.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like that's an unreasonably small deduction for Bear Patrol Taxes, my salary's smaller and my BPT contribution's 3x that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax"
        >"That's homeOWNER tax"
        Homeowner tax isn't even listed. I hope someone got fired for that blunder.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. And how long has he been there when the show starts? He could be making even more

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buying a house is still easy af. Literally just get a basic 3/2 starter for like $275k. You can put down the minimum and your down payment will only be $10k, throw in closing costs we're talking $12k or so. Who the frick can't save $12k over a couple of years? Whining about how hard getting a house is is some whiny r/antiwork shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you own a house?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course lmao why would I be a rentcuck?

        Keep praying for the crash that will never come though, rentie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally just get a basic 3/2 starter for like $275k.
      You can't get that in the worst part of Detroit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1257-Roberts-Way-Pooler-GA-31322/14196803_zpid

        2 seconds on zillow. And this is in the "nicer" outlying suburb of my area, not even the ghetto. Care to seethe and complain harder, redditor?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >And this is in the "nicer" outlying suburb of my area, not even the ghetto.
          Literally in the middle of nowhere. 25% black population. Anon...

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Literally in the middle of nowhere
            I'd say it's great for privacy!
            >25% black population.
            Vibrant!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >wahhhhh its not in muh trendy metropolitan libtard area
            Rentie, in literally like 99% of cities you can find little starter homes in the burbs for less than $300k. I'm literally just zillowing rando metro areas in the south and finding plenty
            https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1424-Stillwater-Ave-Deltona-FL-32725/47975609_zpid
            By all means continue to build no wealth, no equity, and blame it on others though. Stay poor!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >25% Black

          Dear god

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      people are just moronic and bad with money i saved up enough to buy my condo with cash in 6 years by living with my mother and i was only making between $12 and 15 an hour

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gets given the house as a gift
    >zooms be like REEE HE BOUGHT IT

    okie dokie

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was not considered normal at all in 1989. Simpsons, Flinstones, all go back to The Honeymooners. Where in the 1950s a family could run off a single income. Single family home in Portland OR in 1989 was 89k. I say Portland since Springfield is in Oregon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The real Springfield is Eugene/ Springfield, Oregon. I can tell you that houses like that are confined to the nicer/ richer neighborhoods, in the sort of neighborhood the Simpsons lived the house would be similar but single level. And it would have cost them then somewhere around 40k.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are correct. Springfield is a hybrid between Groening hometown Portland OR where lot characters names are named after and where Trojan power plant was and Springfield OR. Real Evergreen Terrace is in Portland

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The pic is wrong. Homer doesn't own that house.
    The bank does.
    Its like zoomers don't know what a mortgage is.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You posted the same shit in the Seinfeld thread, die homosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      trumpgay falling for obvious bait

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are mentally ill

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you do it for free 🙂

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Quit voting Republican

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    chinese propaganda

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just work 2 jobs have your wife work a job and put your kids into day care, you will get a house eventually and a netflix subacription to watch kino

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People that constantly bring this up never watched the show. There is a flashback episode involving Maggie and Lisa speaking their first words. During the episode they show Homers dad selling his old house to allow Homer, Marge and Bart to get the new house the family lives in while homers dad goes off to the old folks home. His dad basically bought them the house because they had a second kid coming

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My house is bigger and my dad only finished middle school and worked as a salesman on comission. And obviously my mom didn't work.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boomers had it so easy , must have been nice

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the US there has been something like a 60% increase in population since WW2. You're competing with that many more people compared to boomers. You are worth less than they were, of course they had it easier

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all these morons complaining house / rent prices
    >not living the van life

    Granted you don't have to be a complete moron since you should know how to maintain your van but so far its been great

    Although I'm just sticking to west coast for now since there's more blm lands that I can camp

    T. Almost 1 year van lifer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You ain't a chad if you don't shit in a bucket down by the river
      Shrimple as

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thread made me realize that I'm now older than Homer.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >look at the city slicker with his fancy four bedroom two bathroom with garage house

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asians don't have an underclass here. They all stayed in Asia. Whites have a large underclass but the better off ones are richer than Asians.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He had a #1 record and got a Grammy.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can thank women and israelites for ruining that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh. More israelites. Women are dumb. Only now 70 years later are they realizing how played they got. Now don’t want to work no more. 40 hours is too much

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    Anonymous

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  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Houses became investments
    Frick you I got mine

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mass immigration, higher taxes/more regulations, allowing foreign countries to invest in Housing.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank goodness you voted to import thirdworlders to bring wages to a third world level.

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