Since there's a JLQ, shouldn't there be a Legion of Queer-vil?

Everyone loves a good villain, so what better representation can there be than lgbtq villains who aren't afraid to be ambitious and bold, taking whatever they desire and making their enemies pay?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    And I nominate these two to lead.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Our motley arrangement of ruffians will not be titled the, "Legion of Queer-vil," my dearest Stingaree. We're blackguards and brigands, not a tawdry dance troupe; our sexualities are an unimportant factor of our public comportment even though we all share in an antonymic gender or sexual ipseity from the norm.
      >'Tis certainly be an opinion concernin' tha matter, Cavalier, but can ye find me brown penny loafers since ye already be in the back of the closet?
      >...You're sleeping on the couch when we get home, Karl.
      >Damn it, Mort, why are you always like this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We're blackguards and brigands, not a tawdry dance troupe

        >can ye find me brown penny loafers since ye already be in the back of the closet?

        Kek

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Garfield! I never would have guessed you would partake of our little endeavor.
        >Somebody said you guys were flaming. I want in.
        >Oh. Um. How shall I put this... I don't think you understa-
        >I'm in.
        >Very good. Glad to have you aboard, old chap.
        >He has no clue, does he.
        >None whatsoever.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He jacks off to fire, that has to count.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >And now that our regular business has concluded with a minimal of stabbings, we're going to open the floor to any general issues you guys might have.
          >Yeah, I've got one. Do shemales count? You know, for...you know...and is it just fricking them or does porn count too?
          >Goddamn it, Firefly.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You know, I have to admire this, seeing a queer community come together. Just think of what you could have accomplished if you put your powers towards good. What do you have to say for yourselves?
            >Is it gay to like shemales?
            >Here we go again...
            >What the hell kind of question is that?! Of course it- I mean... they're women, so with you that would be straight, but- no. That can't be right. But if you like men-
            >Nah.
            >Sorry! Um... then no. Maybe. Ugh, this is going to drive me up the wall. If she, no- yes! I mean...
            >Pssst! I slipped the ropes! Let's get everyone out while she's distracted.
            >But I wanna kno-
            >Later, Firefly!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fool, The Brain with Mallah as his right hand gorilla would lead

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        See, this would be the perfect setup for inter-legion conflict.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me about the monkey. Why does he have an evil brain?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brain and Monseur Mallah

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn’t they be enemies if the teen titans instead?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slade has that particular angle covered.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is jlq anyway?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Queer Justice League. Dc did a contest type thing where people voted on what comics they wanted to see, and they pitted JLQ against a Robins comic. Of course, everyone knew that JLQ was getting made one way or another, but it was nice to see a decent turnout for Robins.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mallah
        >Brain
        >Scandal
        >Knockout
        >Bueno Excellente
        Not bad but they'll need a lot more to be an actual league. At least my boy Bueno gets to join a real team.

        >nearly 20,000 people voting for a comic series they'll never read or pay DC money for
        Kek

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Bueno Excellente
          >A villain
          What is this tomfoolery, Bueno's a founding member of Section 8.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Other way around, DC knew Robins would win the whole thing and the gay book against it to make sure it would lose so they wouldn’t have to actually make the comic but still get pats on the back for saying they wanted to make it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They pitched it to the writer in the first place and when nobody liked it after the short antho story they dumped the writer and don’t acknowledge the idea beyond splash pages in the pride one shots to pretend they still care about it

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't say I would actually read a book featuring a team of evil queer villains... but it does sound ripe for shit posting material.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Return of HemoGoblin.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    JLQ might as well be the regular Justice League with how things are nowadays. We went from nobody masterbates to everyone being gay in only 15 years.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah

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