Since there's no?

Explain to me why, as someone who likes actual movies, I should ever bother watching a film directed by a French "person". Why should I even concern myself with "canon" at all? Every time I've tried watching a Godard movie I just find myself wishing he had killed himself earlier, before I eventually turn it off.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still seethe at at the fact I paid money to
    watch 'Alphaville'. Try Jean Pierre Mellvile.
    The early ones like 'Bob Le Flambeur'.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Try Jean Pierre Mellvile.
      >The early ones like 'Bob Le Flambeur'.
      Sure. I have seen some French movies. At least three, I think, but one wasn't even by a Frenchman. The other two were Irma Vep and Umbrellas of Cherboug, which was unberable and I didn't finish even though I had maybe 30 minutes left.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alphaville indeed was a terrible movie. I can't even begin to describe how amateur it was.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously? It sounds so interesting.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought it was hilarious.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            sorry that was a test

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like French comedies, crime movies and romances, Godard and other wannabe commies suck though

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it makes you feel any better, his last moments were extremely painful and miserable.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      As mean as it is, that does make me feel a little better.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >extremely painful
      he was a big guy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope he farted his intestines out around the neck of one of his stupid french strumpets and acked her

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't. In fact, I would even say you shouldn't. Watch Asian films instead

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Watch Asian films instead
      What, like Wong Kar Wai? I enjoyed Fallen Angels when I watched it as a teenager but In The Mood for Love has to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen. And something about Korean movies just don't look good to me. Everybody was sucking Bong Joon Ho's dick for Parasite but I find it hard to believe he could've made a good movie after Snowpiercer and Okja.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, like the various generations of Taiwanese New Wave films, 80s and 90s HK films, classic Japanese films, and contemporary Chinese films

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cool. Do you have any recommendations? I hope by classic Japanese you don't mean Kurosawa. I still plan to watch Ikiru and The Bad Sleep Well at some point but I don't think I like him. Ozu seems cool though.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I will give you a couple recs for each area I mentioned
            >Taiwanese New Wave
            Goodbye South, Goodbye (1996)
            The River (1997)
            >80s and 90s HK
            A moment of romance (1990)
            Made in Hong Kong (1997)
            >classic Japanese
            The Human Condition trilogy (1959-1961
            Equinox Flower (1958)
            >contemporary Chinese
            Saturday Fiction (2019)
            Limbo (2021)

            >I hope by classic Japanese you don't mean Kurosawa
            him as well. For whatever reason I'd avoided watching him for years until recently, and everything I've seen from him now has been great

            also I will actually modify the range for Japan to go up to the 90s, not just classic
            Labyrinth of Dreams (1997)
            Pornostar (1998)

            And here are some more misc. recs, some of which you might have heard of already
            Suzhou River (2000)
            The Mission (1999)
            Wild Goose Lake (2019)
            A Land Imagined (2018)
            An Elephant Sitting Still (2018)
            Ms Fang (2017)
            Le Moulin (2015)

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Haven't heard of any of these. Thank you, these all seem cool.
              >Him as well. For whatever reason I'd avoided watching him for years until recently, and everything I've seen from him now has been great
              I mean, my opinion may change. Still going to watch Chungking Express at some point too.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lots of people like WKW but I've only liked Fallen Angels from him, which you've already seen
                I think he's a little overrated just because he somehow became more well known to Western audiences even though there's better directors from that part of the world during that time period

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its possible. I read something similar about Kurosawa at some point, that he's more popular with American audiences than he is with Japanese because his films have "a clear Western influence". But who knows if that's true, I kind of doubt it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Kurosawa thing is a half-truth, at least from what I've heard
                He is (or maybe was) more popular in the west because he was basically the first Japanese filmmaker the western world was exposed to, and he paved the way for the others
                From his wiki:
                >Meanwhile, unbeknownst to Kurosawa,Rashomonhad been entered in theVenice Film Festival, due to the efforts ofGiuliana Stramigioli, a Japan-based representative of an Italian film company, who had seen and admired the movie and convinced Daiei to submit it. On September 10, 1951,Rashomonwas awarded the festival's highest prize, theGolden Lion, shocking not only Daiei but the international film world, which at the time was largely unaware of Japan's decades-old cinematic tradition.
                >This success in turn led to a vogue in America and the West for Japanese movies throughout the 1950s, replacing the enthusiasm forItalian neorealistcinema.By the end of 1952Rashomonwas released in Japan, the United States, and most of Europe. Among the Japanese film-makers whose work, as a result, began to win festival prizes and commercial release in the West wereKenji Mizoguchi(The Life of Oharu,Ugetsu,Sansho the Bailiff) and, somewhat later, Yasujirō Ozu (Tokyo Story,An Autumn Afternoon)—artists highly respected in Japan but, before this period, almost totally unknown in the West.Kurosawa's growing reputation among Western audiences in the 1950s would make Western audiences more sympathetic to the reception of later generations of Japanese film-makers ranging fromKon Ichikawa,Masaki Kobayashi,Nagisa OshimaandShohei ImamuratoJuzo Itami,Takeshi KitanoandTakashi Miike.
                But his films are pretty Japanese and I wouldn't say there's any significant western influence, at least not to such an extent that it would attract audiences because of it

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's pretty interesting. Thanks for sharing. Makes me want to rewatch Millennium Actress and figure out who referenced specifically besides Kurosawa and Honda.

                hello /film/
                >symbolism bro

                Yeah this could be used as a de-facto /film/ thread

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Watch movies by directors who wear white hats.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, like the various generations of Taiwanese New Wave films, 80s and 90s HK films, classic Japanese films, and contemporary Chinese films

        This, watch Edward Yang. Greatest director of all time imo.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is it fine to start with Yi Yi?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. I hope you enjoy it. Genuinely makes me happy when people watch his movies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Asian directors are all very highly outspoken about their love of french new wave and how much it influenced them.

      Haven't heard of any of these. Thank you, these all seem cool.
      >Him as well. For whatever reason I'd avoided watching him for years until recently, and everything I've seen from him now has been great
      I mean, my opinion may change. Still going to watch Chungking Express at some point too.

      Chungking Express is one of the worst movies ever made.
      They literally just made it up on the spot each day coz they had no script.
      You will be infuriated hearing the same pop song 17 times while watching an ugly girl pointlessly dance.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Asian directors are all very highly outspoken about their love of french new wave and how much it influenced them.
        Yes but they all improved on them greatly
        >Chungking Express is one of the worst movies ever made.
        This is an exaggeration but yes it is not very good
        >They literally just made it up on the spot each day coz they had no script.
        That's based though
        You will be infuriated hearing the same pop song 17 times while watching an ugly girl pointlessly dance.
        This is true

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Asian directors are all very highly outspoken about their love of french new wave and how much it influenced them.
        Any specific names?
        >You will be infuriated hearing the same pop song 17 times while watching an ugly girl pointlessly dance.
        Oh. That sounds just as annoying as In The Mood for Love.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jean Luc Godawful is one of those directors whose work is a complete product of its time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying that's a bad thing

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should ask yourself that. Godard is by no means a towering genius but his innovations are considerable and several of his movies, both the more plot-driven and the abstract ones, are quite enjoyable if you're attentive, somewhat cultured, open-minded and have a natural affinity to expanding your horizons.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are his innovations? Vivre sa vie was gorgeous but insufferable. I couldn't make it through its (very short) runtime. And Contempt was just fricking nonsense.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What are his innovations?
        Montage, juxtaposition, naturalistic acting, deconstruction etc

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I guess it would be asking too much to describe how he innovated those things. I guess I could give him one more chance and try to watch Breathless.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are these concepts not self-descriptive? Here's a simple exercise: watch Oliver's Hamlet and then watch LA Chinoise. It's 2 different approaches, I personally don't dismiss either of them but focus on what Godard did differently

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Are these concepts not self-descriptive?
              No? Since we're talking about the way he did it specifically.
              >Here's a simple exercise: watch Oliver's Hamlet and then watch LA Chinoise.
              >It's 2 different approaches, I personally don't dismiss either of them but focus on what Godard did differently
              Yeah, I could probably do that. Thanks.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No?
                You have to start by grokking the core concepts of moviemaking.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you being silly

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                These are the essentials that you're missing and this gap in fundamental knowledge is making you go round in circles. After those-- again, the 101 aspects-- hopefully you'll move on to blocking and other aspects where Godard also innovated. His influence can be seen for instance in some of the angles and scenes on the very recent Beau is Afraid

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't understand. Are you genuinely confused or are you being an ass on purpose?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you "don't understand" and other people do, you are the problem. You must acknowledge your own impotent ignorance first so that you can start googling and getting acquainted with the basics-- that advice is valid if you were just pretending to be moronic btw

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >his innovations

      What are his innovations? Vivre sa vie was gorgeous but insufferable. I couldn't make it through its (very short) runtime. And Contempt was just fricking nonsense.

      Tell us more, please.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol. Who do you consider a “genius” and why?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kubrick because he perfected the language and his innovations became canon. Other geniuses:
        Leone
        Welles
        Hitchwiener
        You have to understand what genius means by first understanding what great narrative is what are the powers of the great visual arts.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he perfected the language
          How?
          >his innovations became canon
          What innovations? Are canon innovations enough to define someone as a genius?
          >Leone
          >Welles
          >Hitchwiener
          Why?
          >what great narrative is
          What constitutes a great narrative?
          >what are the powers of the great visual arts
          What are they?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now you're asking for remedial lessons. Do your homework

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              No I’m not. Im literally asking your opinion based on your own posts. None of those questions are researchable.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hello /film/
    >symbolism bro

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they have made some fantastic movies. If you like actual movies, you will love them.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch Claude Chabrol instead
    His movies are timeless and actually gripping and engaging
    Start with something like Le Boucher (1970 )
    if you like that then try pic related
    both excellent

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Goddard on principle and I wish I killed him myself. Euro new wave is generally boring let's not kid ourselves it takes time to find diamond in the rough. Some talented filmmakers and a bunch of zeros, commies and other filth who became known because they were the critics themselves. That's the dirty secret of that movenet. It's like postmodern art. You think anyone could do it? You think it's all a money laundering scheme? You're on the right track.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one really cares all that much about what you do.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing its my thread I made for myself

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really wish I had friends to talk about movies with. Discussing them on here is fine but I would like to get to know fellow film lovers and understand their tastes. I feel like once you've built up that context with somebody there's probably a greater potential for interesting conversation. Also, I'm lonely. Any kinos for this feel?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, you are not "someone who likes actual movies", you're just another pretentious and edgy moron looking for personality fillers. You fit in perfectly on /film/ with these credentials.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you're just another pretentious and edgy moron looking for personality fillers.
      ?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm too dumb to understand and appreciate grown-up films therefore everyone else is just pretending to enjoy them for internet pseud cred

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got the complaint about OP coming off as a pleb poseur but not an attack against classic & arthouse

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          pretty sure he's calling classic & arthouse and those who watch it edgy and pretentious and insincere
          because he is a moron

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I got the complaint about OP coming off as a pleb poseur but not an attack against classic & arthouse

            I think with the context of OP shitting on French film it could go both ways

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            I think with the context of OP shitting on French film it could go both ways

            Makes no sense someone to be against classic & arthouse if he's going mad against an anti-canon guy.

            Regardless, is kg down for anyone else? Cinemaphile is acting funny too.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              kg?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Karagarga, the big tracker for classic & arthouse cinema, has a shitload of content but pretty hard to get on. iirc, many people on /lbg/ were on it back then, but on /film/ almost no one.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                damn I wish I could get on there

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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