>single-handedly destroys star wars by creating so much negative sentiment towards george lucas it convinces george to sell the property to disney
>shits on nerd culture with so much aplomb that it causes his hero william shatner to publicly call him a pathetic loser and publicly say he hates him
>praises capeshit
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Based Redlettermedia STILL making the autistic incels of Cinemaphile seethe. And your post is a load of bullshit OP. A lot of people were shitting on the prequels before the plinkett reviews. RLM just compiled it all into their reviews. But go ahead and engage in your mental gymnastics because your mind is too fragile to accept that fact. Fricking prequelgays are so moronic, I swear.
Imagine defending your internet friend simulator this bad. Get help, seriously
>let me obsess in peace
>seething about seethers
>seething about seething about seething.
FPWP
Terrible post
Excellent post
loser
winner
Was it Mike who made those awful twats?
Rick Worley destroyed them
Rick Worley can't argue his way out of a paper bag.
>people told me they liked Dial of Destiny
>actually watch it
>"I can't stress enough how much I hated the opening"
>"the second half, no, the last ten minutes redeem the film in a schlock way"
>"Indiana Jones is a pathetic old man"
Why is Cinemaphile like this? Do they need to burn Kennedy in effigy to hate it enough?
It's RLM themselves posting these bait threads
It really is a repeat of the Last Jedi. They hate it more and more as the review goes on, so people who watch the first 30 seconds go away thinking they liked it.
>Implying this dumbfrick alcoholic ever had ANY influence on ANYTHING
OP, please... Please TRY to not be moronic.. just this once?
I want to live in OP’s universe where some fat frick saying something in a video can magically influence a multi billion dollar company.
He literally suggested JJ Abrams should direct a hypothetical sequel because he praised his Star Trek movie, and then when Disney bought Star Wars they hired JJ Abrams.
Do you honestly think Hollywood is just ignorant of social media, especially when that media is popular for its opinions about their franchises? There's no way. When Max Landis went on HitB fanboying you can be pretty sure anyone invested in Star Wars was fully aware of RLM.
>Dude, Hollywood totally chose Abrams to direct because Stoklasa said it, no such thing as a coincidence
You are too dumb to live
Yeah bro like 20 years ago I was watching Fight Club, and also I had seen Reservoir Dogs, and I turned to my friend and said Tarantino should make a movie with Brad Pitt in it.
So yeah, Inglorious Basterds and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood were made because of me
Did you and your bro have millions of subscribers and tens of millions of views and verified hollywood insiders as viewers? Because if you did it was your fault.
That's giving them a lot of credit when you could say that they're not even that big of a channel comparatively even these days. Trying to find them naturally in the 2010 times of the waybackmachine isn't giving me much.
Anon Rogert Ebert wrote a column about the prequel reviews. They were extremely popular and well known in the film industry.
RIP Ebert. His review of the Plinkett Review was one of the best reviewed reviews I've ever viewed
What did he say?
I want to jam my tongue so far up 12 year old Emma Watson ass it'll give me throat cancer
Abrams was a golden boy at the time, you underageb&
At the time of choosing his one frick up that was publicly acknowledged as such was into darkness, and his whole career is one of the most disgusting examples of cronyism in the industry. Him being chosen to spearhead star wars with his style over substance memberberry approach isn’t surprising in the slightest.
This. He was a proven hit-maker and knew his way around effects-laden blockbusters. Johnson was a more unusual choice, but even Johnson had Looper under his belt by that point. When Trevorrow was announced for IX, he was coming right off of the huge success of Jurassic World. As it turned out none of them were good choices, but they were all obvious choices.
This is so fricking stupid I almost cant believe it.
>JJ ABRAMS DIRECTED THE STAR TREK MOVIES MORE LIKE STAR WARS MOVIES AND MY FAVORITE YOUTUBER NOTICED LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DID AND THEN LATER DISNEY USED JJ ABRAMS SO DUH THEY MUST HAVE LISTENED TO MY FAVORITE YOUTUBER and so on
Shut the frick up kek
look what one reptilian looking b***h is doing to disney right now.
kevin feige follows them on twitter
>be a lazy moron
>make critic videos on the internet
>little cucked morons on the internet worship you for 12+ years since you release your 1 video with your dumb fake voice
atleast they made millions off you morons
and his "influence" and hate didn't bring a better star wars franchise, it made it infinitely worse.
I want to know why you believe that ANYTHING Stoklasa had to say had any solid, real world impact on the actual franchise.
unironically if george doesn't sell lucasfilms we'd still have some good movies and games and TV shows because they usually gave creative freedom to their creators.
LucasArts hasn't made a decent game since Republic Commando
Frick you, Force Unleashed 1 was kino.
>god of war clone with qte's that don't do anything
No. It's not complete shit like 2, but it's entering the prequels/clone wars territory of nostalgia
No idea who this is.
Then you must be new here because you'd see him face enough times being posted if you were here at least a year.
Or maybe I am old and don't give a shit about your youtube gay.
Do morons actually think RLM invented prequel hate? Or that George Lucas is even aware of their existence?
Yes, apparently.
It's zoomers. They weren't around back then, or they were very young children, so all they have to go on is the youtube celebrities with their videos still around.
For me, it was when they said A Ghost Story was the best movie of the year
>RLM invented prequel hate
I’m glad the sequels so utterly shit the bed, because soon they’re going to be irrelevant enough that the r/prequelmemes babbies won’t have anything to springboard off
If Mike attacked nu Wars with half the nitpicking he attacked the prequels I'd respect him a lot more.
I don't know how Mike will make it through the day without your respect. Maybe that's why he drinks.
Reminder Shatner will outlive Mike Stoklasa, and man literally half his age
Hoo boy, I bet you actually believe Mike having off-handedly said that JJ Abrams would be a good choice to direct a new Star Wars movie actually had a real-world effect on him actually being chosen to direct a new Star Wars movie.
Coincidences exist. They DO happen.
>we're just a small indie youtube channel :~)
>10M views
is the small indie company excuse of television and film
The guy had directed the two Star Trek reboot movies. That's what got them interested in him directing star wars cause he made Star Trek all action.
The TNG movies were largely all action as well. All JJ did was make those kinds of movies but better.
>All JJ did was make those kinds of movies but better.
I wouldn't say his Trek movies were better. I would say they're even worse since he was not a Trek fan at all. He straight up ignores actual science for one. I mean he had a "cold fusion" bomb which to him meant it made things frozen and not a term used to create fusion at temps slightly lower than the sun but still extremely hot. That's why he was better for Star Wars because logical science doesn't apply in those films to a degree. What he shouldn't have done was write the stories for any movie he makes cause he sucks as a writer.
Literally every single TNG movie is better than every single Abrams movie. His style is just frenetic so adhd morons get a buzz off the nonstop bullshit constantly colliding with the screen.
Nah. They Abrams movies are well made enough for what they are. Star Trek Nemesis is plain miserable
What they are is complete and absolute shit. Nemesis still has a vague Trek feel to things even if it's garbage.
Nemesis is Star Trek having an awkward goth phase. Nothing about it is particularly well executed, or well considered, and it's boring to watch. The Abrams movies are just dumb action adventure movies that at least succeed at being that.
They probably nail the TOS characters better than the TNG movies nailed the TNG characters, with the weird angry psycho Picard shit too. And I'm not even saying they nail the TOS characters particularly well.
I'm soooo sure Yidsney actually listened to its audience in regards to the making of israelite Wars, when most people are actually sick of it and think the new ones are purely mediocre garbage.
Meanwhile in reality the sequel trilogy made a billion dollars each and were successfully received by the audience and critics alike
Star Wars fans are a pathetic, slavish bunch
>Get billions
>Separate yourself from the fandom
Lucas won
They didn't have that many views back then you fricking moron. It took them almost 15 years to reach 1 million subs.
They are Disney shills now, when was the last time they said anything negative about a new disney movie? They say they are tired of capeshit but will go see GOTG 3 and and the new Indianna jones and praise it.
They literally said that the last ten minutes of the new Indiana Jones flick was actually any good and for purely schlock reasons
Yeah they were very negative about the movie, told people not to see it, and said only the ancient Greece portions were watchable due to sheer absurdity
>literally say you have to be mentally moronic to enjoy Rise of Skywalker
>MUH SHILLS
>Anon believes that was actually Shatner and not the people running his social media accounts.
sorry you can't get over it. i wouldn't know since obviously i haven't watch their later reviews since they sucked disney's dick.
>single-handedly destroys star wars by creating so much negative sentiment towards george lucas it convinces george to sell the property to disney
holy shit i would love for this to be true
Redlettermedia media prior to 2013 is largely irrelevant. Star Goys was sold in 2012, you dumb, ADHD-addled frick.
>convinces george to sell the property to disney
I know this thread is a shitpost, but I see people suggest this all the time. Do people just not remember what Lucasfilm was doing in 2012? The company was on the decline and Lucas was ready to retire. It's that simple. Criticism of the prequels didn't deter Lucas from making one TV show or trying to create a second TV show.
>Do people just not remember what Lucasfilm was doing in 2012?
I do. Red Tails was the final nail in the coffin for Lucas as a filmmaker. The way he went around promoting did not help it at all. "I had the first all black cast movie of a story never told until now and no studio wanted to touch it. It's because they were black actors." One it was a massive lie he did the first all black cast movie as anyone with half a brain knew all about the various all black cast movie that had come. Second the story had been told before as a mini-series with a bunch of big name black actors at the time. And third, no studio wanted to work with him because the last 7 years after ROTS was the media lampooning the guy for killing the way movies are made with the overuse of CGI being everywhere. Ironic as Disney would do the very same thing and even going further to ruin how movies are made by filming all the big action set pieces first and THEN writing the story to lead up to them. And finally, to claim it was because of racism is a pathetic stance to make to get pity views from black people.
>"I had the first all black cast movie of a story never told until now and no studio wanted to touch it. It's because they were black actors."
He said that? But I thought George was based and redpilled and the prequels were a pinnacle of White filmmaking.
His wife is black.
George is a fricking goober, but he's pure in a way I can't be mad at him.
His entire worldview was drawn up in like 1950, and he has not deviated from it ever since.
Do you not remember that when Lucas announced it he was interviewed and he said the reason he did it was because he thought about doing the sequels himself but people get mad at him when he does Star Wars?
>he thought about doing the sequels himself
All he said was that he considered making the first one, to ease Kennedy into the position (and boost Lucasfilm's value ahead of the sale). Even if you believe that, it's still apparent that the sale is what instigated the sequels, not the other way around.
>but people get mad at him when he does Star Wars?
He didn't seem that concerned when he went through the trouble of selling a treatment he made. In fact, he was hurt that they didn't involve him and more or less discarded most of his ideas. He wanted to have his cake and eat it too.
>he was hurt that they didn't involve him and more or less discarded most of his ideas
KEK I remember this, he tried to say they should make a movie about bacteria and they told him to frick off. Then he had a meltdown and called them "white slavers" in an interview. No wonder he can't get work anymore
This really just shows how beta Lucas is
>create the greatest pop culture phenomenon in media history
>sell life's work because anonymous nerds online are too critical of you
>What if the "will" of the force were actually microscopic being called Whills and we see inside of their world
Good riddance.
Ever since Covid Mike shows up to every video looking like he was just raped and he can't tell anyone it happened
The light is gone from his eyes
He didn't do it single handedly
30 something vapid nerdlings everywhere, but especially the United States, had some sort of beef with George lucas for some innovative things with "their"
Movie
And they made sure no one ever forgot how fricking upset they were for some 20 odd years
I'll never understand millennials that think RLM stated the Prequel hate. James Rolfe was shitting on the prequels way before the Plintkett review. It's just the viewpoint of most people that weren't 10 when the Phantom Menace came out.
>IT WAS ME, PREQUELgayS! THE AUTHOR OF ALL YOUR PAIN!
god I wish Mike was a woman
>Never cared about Trek shit
>Never cared about LucasFilm shit
>Never cared about capeshit
I'm so fricking thankful that I never built my entire world/personality around all this garbage like so many other motherfrickers. Feels good
>a few high-effort video essays telling us what we already knew, followed by 15 years of reaction videos and lame skits
how do they keep getting away with it?
There is a certain shlub charm, we all know BOTW is the only reason anyone gives a shit about them.
>BOTW tried the first couple episodes and couldn't get into it. Honestly enjoyed HITB more.
Half in the bag bores the everloving frick out of me. BOTW, Spotlight and Re:view, that's where it's at.
To each their own. Funnily enough I found those three to all be boring, partially rehashing what HITB already did.
I don't need the shitty fricking skits that go absolutely nowhere
I grew up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 so I found them endearing.
I actually can't fricking stand MST3Ks """"humor""""
ok
>shits on soulful sci-fi kinos like ROTS
>goes silent when Marvel puts out garbage soulless trash slop in a "conveyor belt" style movie production
I guess Mike knows he won't be able to win
>popularised the try-hard "video essay" era of online content, over the fun "fricking around with a camera, and making cartoons" era
>popularised VHS tapes as collectors items
>probably extended Tim Heidecker and Max Landiss' careers by another ten years
>helped push the "Sonic was never good" meme
They really did ruin just about everything they touched, when you think about it.
I have never and will never watch one of these gays videos. Next
Didn't ask
.
is r/prequelmemes still closed or something?
they were a bunch of bros that did what bros do: drink beer and make jokes about things they mutually enjoyed. They just so happened to do it in front of a camera.
Anyone thinking that it is anything more than that is fooling themselves. Also, Shatner getting butthurt about them just goes to show what everyone already knew about him: he's a pissbaby that can't take bantz to save his fricking life.
All of the videos with them plus Culkan are pure joy, and you can tell they still like doing what they do (for the most part). It's difficult for a lot of people to say the same thing over 10 years after starting something like this.
Alcohol has made him a sissy
>everyone loved the prequels before this middle aged alcoholic from Wisconsin made a funny video about how they’d are bad
Tell me you’re not old enough to post here without telling me you’re not old enough to post here
Go cry for another decade you mentally underdeveloped manchild. No one gives a frick about some Star Wars cartoon shit for babies.
homie looks old af, beergays are truly a trainwreck
If you really want to see a fricked up beer day look at modern DSP
at my lowest points i watched a lot of RLM vids and found them entertaining. but i don't like rich's annoying laugh and the other guy jay's overall effeminate way to talking. it seems like the main guy, the one in OP's pic, has most of the charisma but needs the other two to be the AMOG as the term so eloquently means. anyway, i saw their recent vid about indy5 and got bored around 15 mins in, around the point where mike says he *liked* phebe wallerbridge. that was the point of no return for me. he's clearly lost his mind.
Your Top 3 Halloween sets?
Never watched anything from this guy. He's fat and ugly, why would I listen to someone like that?