>Singlehandedly humiliates the average Cinemaphile user so badly to the point they aren’t able to recover
How was one man able cause so much seethe?
>Singlehandedly humiliates the average?
>Singlehandedly humiliates the average Cinemaphile user so badly to the point they aren’t able to recover
How was one man able cause so much seethe?
Why do actors try so hard to be cool?
>Why do actors try so hard to be cool?
>said frick movies
>races in the 24 hours of Le Mans for fun
That's pretty cool
>muh le culture
isn't cool. nothing you do is cool. Amreicans invented cool and you are not cool nor will you ever be. Enjoy your stay on Cinemaphile.
you have a booger in your nose.
> buys his way into 24 hours of Le Mans
> the first man in history to do so poorly that female drivers beat him
Incredible story.
he is cool you bloody b***h benchod
Are you seriously implying racing in Le Mans isn't cool?
They feel like frauds. Their job is to pretend to be someone else who is more interesting.
>has a wife
>has a child
>has a safe career as an actor can make millions starting in moronic marvel adjacent shit cape movies
>HAVE to risk his life and spend his own money to become a race car driver
Okay…
Why are brown mobile posters like this?
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/R2kivqfLoQz3_9B5o__CnA/
Winning a race is objectively a win while the Oscar is just some masturbatory bullshit resulting from politicking and the subjectivity of your peers.
He is based, and his acting career already peaked in A Dangerous Method with Sarah Gadon. He is the first actor to have impregnated Sarah Gadon in a movie.
i hope you get beaten to death in an alley
my bad i thought you posted a asiatic at first glance its instinctive
>that stance
"She" is a troony. You can't impregnate another dude, bro. Not even in fiction.
Sarah Gadon is a Goddess.
ffs gadon gay is still at it? I'd take the tutposter back in exchange.
>Sarah Gadon is a Goddess.
Indeed she is.
why is he wearing brazilian flip flops?
He kept them after filming Prometheus.
I detest you
What the frick is a "Le Mans"? Why are all non-Americans so hopelessly gay in everything they try to do?
By “a victory” does he mean “cumming”
didn't he frick up in le mans?
Why would he make me seethe? I like Fassbender. Good for him just being able to do something he clearly has dreamt of.
Objective, incontrovertible, purely skill based victory > a bunch of Hollywood insiders picking favorites for their narrative
The frick does this even mean? If he wins the sports car race he will also win an Oscar?
Oh wait he means he'd PREFER an Oscar. I was just imagining him "taking over" with his speed or something because I'm autistic
the opposite, he would take (prefer) a victory in le mans over an oscar
Because he's based af.
No, because Oscars are worthless trash popularity contests
I wouldn't buy one at a yard sale
Americans invented cars and movies. He'll take what we give him. Imagine having to frick off to something called "The Mans" in some gay euro country to try and seem cool. lol wtf
His penis is big
Did anybody here ever seethe over this? It's a 100% based take.